Face Slapping the General
Novel Summary
Wu Qiao’s only dream was to become a soldier. Therefore, when filling in his dream schools, he only wrote down the military academy. However, he never expected that the results of the genetic scan after the physical examination showed that he was extremely unsuitable for this profession. The screen clearly read: Probability of death: 99.5% Probability of surrendering: 99.5% Probability of becoming a combat hero: 0.01%] The results are based on the statistics and analysis of countless soldiers’ genes in the past, thus it’s impossible anything will be incorrect. Wu Qiao’s data was too shocking to the world — he could be called the ultimate waste in history. Taking into account the terrifying, dragging and the chance of surrendering to the enemy, the military academy ultimately didn’t admit Wu Qiao. Even though very few people have been eliminated because of their genes in the past. Because he didn’t list down any other schools, he had nothing to do …there were almost no labor jobs in this era. His family thought, since he couldn’t work, it would be best to start a family first. So they secretly matched his genes– looking for a suitable partner based on his genes. According to the results… the system found only one person. A few years ago, he became a five-star general because of his achievements in battle. It was incredible to have only been matched with one person, they even became a five-star general just last year. He quickly replied. The five-star general’s reply only contained eight characters: “That interstellar waste wood? Get out of here–” Interstellar waste wood slapped everyone in the face, including Xiao Gong’s… Wu Qiao: “Why are you giving me up? Because of my 0.01% success rate?” Gong: Under attack Shou: To others, I may be calm on the surface, but my inner spirit is beaten up every day.
Chapter List

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Chapter 1 Interstellar waste

Chapter 2 Join the army alone

Chapter 3 Escape from the Mine Star

Chapter 4 Arrive at the base

Chapter 5 Capital Galaxy

Chapter 6 D training ground

Chapter 7 Special training

Chapter 8 Entrance examination

Chapter 9 Entrance Examination (Medium)

Chapter 10 Entrance Examination (Part 2)

Chapter 11 Training Courses

Chapter 12 Training course (medium)

Chapter 13 Training course (below)

Chapter 14 Attacked in the wild

Chapter 15 Serpent's Wings

Chapter 16 The Wings of Xianglong (Part 2)

Chapter 17 Pre-departure test

Chapter 18 New beginning

Chapter 19 New beginning (medium)

Chapter 20 New beginning (below)

Chapter 21 Encountered a crisis

Chapter 22 Crack the crisis

Chapter 23 Cracking the crisis (in)

Chapter 24 Cracking the crisis (part 2)

Chapter 25 Back to the capital

Chapter 26 graduation exam

Chapter 27 Graduation exam (medium)

Chapter 28 One more-graduation exam (below)

Chapter 29 Second shift-graduation leave

Chapter 30 Farewell before the war

Chapter 31 Formally enlisted

Chapter 32 Enlistment training

Chapter 33 Reconnaissance mission

Chapter 34 Reconnaissance mission (below)

Chapter 35 Back to base

Chapter 36 Reunion

Chapter 37 Long Farewell Reunion (Part 2)

Chapter 38 First command

Chapter 39 Promotion ceremony

Chapter 40 First confession

Chapter 41 Action failed

Chapter 42 Mecha training

Chapter 43 The truth is revealed

Chapter 44 The truth is revealed (part 2)

Chapter 45 Ready for a decisive battle

Chapter 46 Preparing for a decisive battle (in)

Chapter 47 Preparing for a decisive battle (part 2)

Chapter 48 Brainwave manipulation

Chapter 49 Get promoted again

Chapter 50 Promoted again (middle)

Chapter 51 Promoted again (below)

Chapter 52 Virtual dating (2 more)

Chapter 53 Launch a total offense

Chapter 54 Launch a total attack (medium)

Chapter 55 Launch a total offensive (part 2)

Chapter 56 After triumph

Chapter 57 Celebration ceremony

Chapter 58 Celebration ceremony (middle)

Chapter 59 Celebration ceremony (below)

Chapter 60 Visit parents

Chapter 61 Unit split

Chapter 62 Splitting the troops (part 2)

Chapter 63 Half day vacation

Chapter 64 Launch a counterattack (part 1)

Chapter 65 Launch a counterattack (middle)

Chapter 66 Launch a counterattack (part 2)

Chapter 67 Take a sharp turn

Chapter 68 Take a sharp turn (middle)

Chapter 69 Take a sharp turn (below)

Chapter 70 Division of military business

Chapter 71 Division of military and business (middl

Chapter 72 Division of Military and Business (Part

Chapter 73 Autumn of Survival

Chapter 74 The Autumn of Survival (Middle)

Chapter 75 Autumn of Survival (Part 2)

Chapter 76 Part ways

Chapter 77 Parting ways (middle)

Chapter 78 Parting Ways (Part 2)

Chapter 79 Revolution Bell

Chapter 80 The bell of the revolution (middle)

Chapter 81 The Bell of the Revolution (Part 2)

Chapter 82 The building will fall

Chapter 83 The building will fall (middle)

Chapter 84 The building will fall (below)

Chapter 85 Empire overturned

Chapter 86 Empire overturned (middle)

Chapter 87 The overthrow of the empire (part 2)

Chapter 88 New Country (Part 1)

Chapter 89 New country (in)

Chapter 90 New country (below)

Chapter 91 New Allies (Part 1)

Chapter 92 New ally (middle)

Chapter 93 New Allies (Part 2)

Chapter 94 The dawn (part 1)

Chapter 95 The dawn of dawn (middle)

Chapter 96 The dawn (part 2)

Chapter 97 Three-way wrestling (part 1)

Chapter 98 Three-way wrestling (middle)

Chapter 99 Three-way wrestling (below)