I Can’t Be This Protagonist
- Alternative: 这主角我当不了
- Status: Completed
- Author: Superman With Frozen Feelings
- Genres: Comedy , Drama , Mature , Yaoi , Adult
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- Tags: Cunning Protagonist , Handsome Male Lead , Modern Day , Shameless Protagonist , Calm Protagonist , Clever Protagonist , Doting Love Interests , Schemes And Conspiracies , System Administrator , Wealthy Characters , Strong Love Interests , Transmigration , Love Interest Falls in Love First , Confident Protagonist , Possessive Characters , Charismatic Protagonist , Older Love Interests , Cold Love Interests , Persistent Love Interests , Adopted Protagonist , Returning from Another World , Enemies Become Lovers , Glasses-wearing Love Interests , Seduction
Novel Summary
Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life. There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist. Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel. Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs. Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplentyScum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight
Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play
Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough
Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba
