The Foolish Gong was Reborn
- Alternative: 沙雕攻他重生了
- Status: Completed
- Author: 多金少女猫
- Genres: Comedy , School Life , Yaoi
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Novel Summary
Outsiders all say that Xie Zhongxing had hit the jackpot marrying the prince of the Qin Enterprise, Qin Zhongyue, even being treasured and favoured for five whole years. They were well-recognized as a loving couple. However, they didn’t know that Qin Zhongyue had a lot of dissatisfaction with this marriage. He complained to his good friend, “He micromanages everything. Won’t let me drink or smoke, won’t let me go clubbing, and he even set me a 10pm curfew!” “I have to hand over all my salary and bank cards and he would only give me a hundred yuan a day! Only if he is in a good mood, he would give me a few hundred more!” Qin Zhongyue felt angry and wronged, “And I even have to wait on him!” “If I ever get the chance to do this again, I will never marry him! I used to get eight million yuan a month as spending money!” The prince said this to his friend. The day after he said this, Qin Zhongyue found himself reborn to the time when he was seventeen. The Xie Zhongxing at this time was eighteen years old and poor to the point where he only had one set of old clothes to wear, holes in his socks and a pair of dirty shoes whose soles were coming off. Even if he had a nice-looking face, he was despised and looked down upon, and known in the school as a pauper. When Xie Zhongxing’s parents came to handle the withdrawal procedures for him, Qin Zhongyue only then found out that he was a study tyrant ranked first in his grade, receiving scholarships every year, and that he was a seedling with good prospects the school had high expectations for and not the ‘useless high school dropout who didn’t like to study and only has money in his eyes’ as claimed by his younger brother. Qin Zhongyue couldn’t bear the sight of this. He pulled Xie Zhongxing into his arms, angry, “Continue studying! Our Qin family has never had a top scorer before, you must keep studying!” Xie Zhongxing raised his eyes and looked at him in confusion. The look in his eyes seemed to ask: Who are you? Qin Zhongyue thought of Xie Zhongxing’s dictatorship after their marriage and shuddered. He then maintained a look of righteousness, “I am just a kind-hearted person who does not wish to reveal his name!” Later, Qin Zhongyue asked Xie Zhongxing shyly, “If we get married, can you give me a thousand yuan a day as spending money?” Xie Zhongxing, “?” Qin Zhongyue, “…..Five hundred is also okay.” NB: The actual title is literally “The Sand Sculpture Gong was Reborn”. Sand sculpture (沙雕) is a homonym for 傻屌 (Sha Diao) which is a derogatory term for an idiot/a fool. Sand sculpture is often used with a more humourous/joking intention to describe something or someone as silly or foolish.Chapter List
Chapter 8 Why are your hands so rough
Chapter 10 Do you believe in the existence of the C
Chapter 16 Believe it or not, this is a panacea
Chapter 17 Qin is eight years old
Chapter 18 Straight men are inherited in the family
Chapter 22 The more cub protects his wife and kisse
Chapter 22 The more cub protects his wife and kisse
Chapter 23 The life of the stars, your smile is pri
Chapter 23 The life of the stars, your smile is pri
Chapter 24 Rescue innocent and innocent young men a
Chapter 25 I really want to shed a Pacific tear for
Chapter 26 Give you a sea of stars (one more)
Chapter 27 Admitted to Tsinghua University and Peki
Chapter 28 A mother is bigger than the sky, a mothe
Chapter 29 A child with a mother is a grass is a pl
Chapter 30 The desperate **** of learning from scum
Chapter 31 That **** pure body
Chapter 32 The more cubs reflect, they must live up
Chapter 33 Your hands are so soft (one more)
Chapter 34 Fishing law enforcement never ends (two
Chapter 35 I like a man who runs with a cupboard
Chapter 37 He is light (one more)
Chapter 38 You are the only master of mythology atm
Chapter 39 The world is destroyed, I don't like you
Chapter 40 More and more competitive spirit (two mo
Chapter 41 Hair loss trouble grass is tears
Chapter 42 Tall, handsome and more cubs (two more)
Chapter 43 Take off your shoes and face your boyfri
Chapter 44 When the college entrance examination (t
Chapter 45 The college entrance examination is over
Chapter 46 The more sincere heart of the cub
Chapter 47 How dare you take pictures of my wife!
Chapter 48 The wild boar roars and catches **** (tw
Chapter 49 Do you want to kiss him?
Chapter 50 You are very cute (two more)
Chapter 51 I want to kiss you master duel
Chapter 52 I just want to sleep with my wife (two m
Chapter 53 Provincial champion is well deserved! Mo
Chapter 54 Part-time job as a duck (two more)
Chapter 56 The princes of the beacon show are dizzy
Chapter 57 Let's learn to lift iron together, pleas
Chapter 58 I want to accompany you (two more)
Chapter 59 You are not allowed to squeeze the digni
Chapter 60 If we get married to discuss private mon
Chapter 62 I can't stand it, second
Chapter 63 Dead enemies don't like fools
Chapter 64 is showing off! When the president shows
Chapter 65 It's a man who can't say little passion
Chapter 66 Love will stop but killing will not (two
Chapter 67 Green tea attacks straight men backlash
Chapter 68 you have bad eyesight
Chapter 69 Dogs resonate in pairs
Chapter 70 wait for a step two
Chapter 71 It's the best for a couple to sing as yo
Chapter 72 I have to change him
Chapter 73 Angry for the red face, I like you
Chapter 74 Straight men are never absent
Chapter 75 The Battle of Ultraman
Chapter 76 One bite, one wife, two more
Chapter 77 macho grievance kissing
Chapter 78 Conditioned reflex is very grass two mor
Chapter 79 Damn command rebellion is not absent
Chapter 80 I'll read you a bedtime story
Chapter 81 Exaggerated one more
Chapter 84 Mother and son meet two more
Chapter 85 Pit father is the pinnacle of profession
Chapter 87 Straight guy's chastity wants him
Chapter 88 The virgin style commentary was killed t
Chapter 89 you have dark circles you are wrong
Chapter 90 Infuriating master two more
Chapter 91 You don't see a boar roaring
Chapter 92 Color batch leader two more
Chapter 93 virgin hammer one more
Chapter 98 Let's learn male virtue together
Chapter 100 It's not impossible to love women's clot
Chapter 102 I'm too horny, sorry
Chapter 104 Xueba duck has to add money
Chapter 105 Men are young until they die
Chapter 106 I am a legal pervert!
Chapter 107 A hundred causes must bear fruit
Chapter 108 you no longer have a wife
Chapter 109 The Glory of a Chapterysitter
Chapter 110 You're in my heart
Chapter 111 I'm so afraid of pain
Chapter 113 It's not bad for a son-in-law to come
Chapter 114 The stars are changing
Chapter 115 Rich woman seeks children
Chapter 116 Qin's father hates people
Chapter 117 Hundred Years of Harmony!