The Lame Daoist Priest
- Alternative: 屌丝道士
- Status: Completed
- Author: Little Flying Swan
- Genres: Action , Comedy , Fantasy , Martial Arts , Xuanhuan , Harem , Adventure , Slice of Life , Supernatural , Romance , Horror
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- Tags: Male Protagonist , Hard-Working Protagonist , Weak to Strong , Cultivation , Beautiful Female Lead , Friendship , Modern Day , Monsters , Devoted Love Interests , Ghosts , Master-Disciple Relationship , Average-looking Protagonist , Caring Protagonist , Demons , Marriage , Artifacts , Racism , Spirits , Demonic Cultivation Technique
Novel Summary
My old man really had no common sense when he chose my name. He was just watching a movie on television, Li Xiaolong’s Way of the Dragon movie. It was then that dad suddenly experienced a heavenly revelation and pounded the table: “It’s Li Xiaolong!”. And thus, due to such a heavenly coincidence, my father named me Xiaolong after Bruce Lee’s name. Since the beginning when I was born, bad luck always followed me and ONLY happened to me, I even almost died electrocuted when I was peeing under the electric pole. It wasn’t until one day: “Since you were born, no matter how dangerous the things that happened around you, you didn’t die right? That was because of the Red Arrow mark. Great misfortune will always follow you until you’re dead. Only by practicing Taoism will you be rid of this predicament.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Though timid, Xiaolong himself was a bit superstitious but that did not outweigh his disbelief, reluctantly he believed the dying old man, even if it felt like the old swindler was just making another joke out of him. It wasn’t until when he was shown what a ghost would look like did he start to accept “the reality”. The dying old man eventually died, and his spirit proved to him that he was seeing “the real thing”. He left him a legacy of 50 thousand RMB in cash, and 1.5 million debt in papers. But his most important legacy were the Dao teachings compiled in a thick book and his follower, the ancient female high-leveled spirit, Murong Daiyu who became Xiaolong`s half-master afterward. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The female spirit said gently: “You are now the succeeding disciple of 54th Bull Celestial Daoist Master, as well as the sole candidate for 55th generation head. “Wait a minute”, I interrupted: “I only heard about Celestial Master Zhang Daoling who found The Way of Celestial Masters, I’ve never heard about this Bull Celestial Master…”Chapter List
Chapter 1 The tragic little dragon
Chapter 11 The value of ginseng
Chapter 13 Encounter neuropathy
Chapter 20 A preliminary study of the tomb
Chapter 21 The female ghost knows martial arts and
Chapter 27 The heroine arrives!
Chapter 28 Murong Daiyu's life experience
Chapter 29 Pen Fairy-Terrible grandma
Chapter 30 Money can make ghosts grind
Chapter 31 Sister is a poor man
Chapter 32 Old lady ghost reinforcements!
Chapter 35 Horror film? Funny movie
Chapter 37 Haunted office building
Chapter 38 Fright Women's Toilet
Chapter 41 The disappeared Murong Daiyu
Chapter 42 Homemade version of the six-vein Excalib
Chapter 43 The magical use of Yin
Chapter 45 Continuous shutdown
Chapter 49 Yin and yang upside down
Chapter 56 Is the graveyard a guise?
Chapter 57 Magic Rain Pavilion and Foot Therapy
Chapter 58 Fright of Cold Storage
Chapter 65 Hidden energy enhancement
Chapter 69 New to Dongning City
Chapter 70 Female disappearance
Chapter 73 The 71st monster on the leaderboard
Chapter 76 Oba just killed him
Chapter 84 Annoying female police officer
Chapter 86 Chen Haotian expelled from his family
Chapter 102 assist investigation
Chapter 103 Zhang Zixuan's diagnosis
Chapter 106 Big cousin is a martial arts fan
Chapter 109 Wushu club recruits
Chapter 111 Get the hanged ghost
Chapter 113 Trip to the capital
Chapter 115 Go to the mountain village
Chapter 117 Villages without living people
Chapter 118 Mysterious old man
Chapter 119 Another corpse guard!
Chapter 120 Thousand-year-old corpse appears
Chapter 122 I will go where you are
Chapter 123 Strange little stones
Chapter 126 Do you want a left hand or a right hand
Chapter 127 Tourism before leaving
Chapter 128 Fortune teller at the train station
Chapter 129 Daddy's game rules!
Chapter 130 Strange silver space ring
Chapter 132 Team battle, start!
Chapter 133 Trust me! This time one to three!
Chapter 135 The sun is oscillating!
Chapter 136 Nasty man with swollen nose and blue fac
Chapter 137 Yang Piaopiao's past
Chapter 138 Goodbye Qingyang Daoyou
Chapter 140 Brother, how old have you been?
Chapter 141 The taste of conspiracy
Chapter 144 The fox is helping!
Chapter 146 The banquet begins
Chapter 147 Xiao Lei's Revenge
Chapter 148 Open the silver space ring!
Chapter 149 Accidentally found
Chapter 151 Enter the game again
Chapter 152 Magic Rain Pavilion Mission
Chapter 155 A trace of blood-induced changes
Chapter 157 There is a situation!
Chapter 159 What is true is what is true
Chapter 162 More difficult tasks
Chapter 164 Alsatian and sick dogs
Chapter 167 Onmyoji and Shishen
Chapter 168 If no one wins, then all lose!
Chapter 171 The man of the Dark League is powerful
Chapter 173 The third match, start!
Chapter 177 Engagement banquet begins
Chapter 179 For the first time
Chapter 180 The wet body appears
Chapter 181 Female corpse not afraid of Taoism
Chapter 185 Night Market War (Part 1)
Chapter 186 Night Market War (Part 2)
Chapter 187 Coming to Forensic Identification Center
Chapter 188 Golden Silkworm Gu
Chapter 189 Little friends of the fox demon (Part 1)
Chapter 190 The fox demon's friends (middle)
Chapter 191 Little friends of the fox demon (Part 2)
Chapter 192 Curse of the Golden Silkworm Gu
Chapter 196 Large institutions!
Chapter 201 Zhang Zixuan disappeared
Chapter 202 Break away from Magic Rain Pavilion (Par
Chapter 203 Break away from Magic Rain Pavilion (Par
Chapter 205 An old photo (below)
Chapter 208 Initial confrontation
Chapter 210 Daddy's Demon Seal
Chapter 212 Disappeared photos
Chapter 213 The magic is here!
Chapter 214 Cemetery digging treasure
Chapter 218 Assassin's Assault
Chapter 219 Reinforcement of Magic Rain Pavilion!
Chapter 224 Meet red stiff again
Chapter 226 Catastrophe (above)
Chapter 227 Catastrophe (middle)
Chapter 228 Catastrophe (bottom)
Chapter 237 Hospital Talk (Part 1)
Chapter 238 Hospital Talk (Part 2)
Chapter 239 Xia Chaoran reappears
Chapter 240 Bar Spiritual Events (Part 1)
Chapter 241 Bar magical event (middle)
Chapter 242 Bar Spiritual Events (Part 2)
Chapter 247 Into the trap again
Chapter 249 Eight families will marry
Chapter 251 Inexplicable attack (Part 1)
Chapter 252 Inexplicable attack (Part 2)
Chapter 254 ‘Perverted’ opponent
Chapter 257 Man in Black-Zhao Lei
Chapter 258 Ma Jinyu abstained
Chapter 259 Sealed Fox Demon's Suggestions
Chapter 261 The knock on the door at midnight (on)
Chapter 262 Knock at the door at midnight (below)
Chapter 265 Activate the symbol and resist the fire
Chapter 267 The prototype of the new trick
Chapter 268 Changes in wind and thunder fans
Chapter 271 Doomed to be like this
Chapter 272 Feng Nianke's suicide note
Chapter 274 18th National Congress of Taoism
Chapter 278 Master's old friend
Chapter 281 A trap dug for the dog god
Chapter 285 Capture Abe Castle
Chapter 286 Strange Xu Ningrou
Chapter 288 Trip to Magic Rain Pavilion
Chapter 289 Guiyun Mountain --- Tomb of Feng Nianke
Chapter 291 Revenge of the Abe family
Chapter 292 Vice President arrives
Chapter 293 Ming media is marrying
Chapter 294 Lively wedding reception
Chapter 295 Old photo reproduction
Chapter 296 Old photos missing
Chapter 298 Different birthdays
Chapter 301 Soaring! 352% mental power!
Chapter 304 Xu Ningrou's thoughts
Chapter 308 Blood and antidote
Chapter 310 Arrived in the capital
Chapter 311 Sure enough, the zombie wave
Chapter 312 Highly intelligent mutant zombies
Chapter 317 Come in and let the teacher kill you!
Chapter 320 Fox demon. . . dead?
Chapter 322 Small white chrysanthemum
Chapter 323 Locking space ring
Chapter 324 Fire element in the air
Chapter 325 Who is the profiteer
Chapter 327 The full version of "Dragon Dance"
Chapter 328 News from Murong Daiyu
Chapter 331 Another usage of magical blood
Chapter 332 Monster group attack
Chapter 333 Mysterious man with a silver mask
Chapter 334 Activation hidden energy
Chapter 335 Space hidden energy?
Chapter 336 The death of an old liar
Chapter 347 Xu Ningrou's potential
Chapter 348 Second level demon!
Chapter 350 Evermore is a lady?
Chapter 351 Commissioned-Lightning Scorpion!
Chapter 359 breakthrough! Seven levels and nine segm
Chapter 362 Seven levels and six segments
Chapter 363 Evermore's retention
Chapter 366 Desperate powerful monster!
Chapter 367 Disturbed spatial transmission
Chapter 374 Five-level **** beast!
Chapter 376 Speed beyond imagination!
Chapter 377 Sword name controls the wind
Chapter 378 Encounter Evermore
Chapter 379 The strength of the fox demon!
Chapter 382 Under house arrest!
Chapter 383 Bingyingu also came in
Chapter 385 Murong seizes treasure!
Chapter 387 Opportunity for those who are prepared
Chapter 389 The status quo of cheap men
Chapter 392 Dive into the Magic Rain Pavilion
Chapter 395 Runaway fourth-level puppet!
Chapter 401 Kill the first person!
Chapter 406 White-eyed wolf shot
Chapter 408 Need for defectors
Chapter 413 Return to reincarnation
Chapter 415 The dawn of reincarnation
Chapter 416 Secret Mission, Port Lime City
Chapter 417 The role of communicator
Chapter 418 Fox demon's suggestion
Chapter 421 Dive into the brilliant association
Chapter 422 The strongest talent
Chapter 424 Start with a secret letter
Chapter 425 Comparing intelligence with me?
Chapter 428 Ivan suddenly appeared
Chapter 429 122 Squadron has no level 7 repairers!
Chapter 431 The prototype of fate
Chapter 436 Owner of the city of coors
Chapter 438 Fight now! Ningrou!
Chapter 441 92 Squadron destroyed by the regiment!
Chapter 444 It feels good to be protected by you
Chapter 446 Shielding spiritual cave
Chapter 451 Faith of the 122nd Squadron
Chapter 452 Mantian Water Arrow
Chapter 453 Lively to vomit blood
Chapter 455 Master, don't you really want to indulge
Chapter 457 Support Magic Rain Pavilion
Chapter 464 True and false dragon
Chapter 466 Xiaohui, who counts a few guns
Chapter 467 Do n’t give the patient anything to dr
Chapter 468 Disintegrate the 'Meteor Gang'
Chapter 473 Farewell for three years, Wang Jun takes
Chapter 474 The second-level cultivator explodes!
Chapter 477 Who said they only have four second-leve
Chapter 478 Yu Jia of the second peak
Chapter 480 Inexplicable teleportation
Chapter 481 Time Flow Magic Array
Chapter 482 Dangerous reincarnation city!
Chapter 483 The secret of the fusion of soul
Chapter 485 Task: Suppress Ice Valley
Chapter 486 Meet Evermore again
Chapter 488 The true face of Bingyingu
Chapter 489 Master of Ice Sound Valley
Chapter 490 Third Squadron Support
Chapter 491 Proud 'Buya Bilian'
Chapter 493 Murong Daiyu's strength
Chapter 494 Information sent to you
Chapter 502 Fighting Power of 122 Squadron
Chapter 504 One year's holiday
Chapter 505 A gift for the bleeding sister
Chapter 509 Fake granddaughter
Chapter 512 Puppet with big tongue
Chapter 513 Rewriting Anne's Destiny
Chapter 514 Blank Destiny Fragment
Chapter 515 High-temperature Ember Mountains
Chapter 517 Unreasonable monster
Chapter 519 Intricate line of fate!
Chapter 520 New weapon-black long sword!
Chapter 521 Celestial artifact?
Chapter 523 Silver Mask Man Reappearing
Chapter 527 Earth Heaven and Earth
Chapter 530 Accept incomplete memories
Chapter 531 Feng Nian can appear! Break through the
Chapter 534 Difficult to speak
Chapter 536 Horrible curse rules!
Chapter 540 Four-bladed blood lobster --- Jason
Chapter 543 Villa with super attack power
Chapter 544 Extortion of Universe Artifacts
Chapter 549 Forbidden move · Large space cutting!
Chapter 552 Varying rules of life and death
Chapter 553 Is the cheap guy dead?
Chapter 556 The changing Yujia!
Chapter 557 Blessed by misfortune
Chapter 560 A cheap man thrown into prison
Chapter 562 The promise of the battle of the big int
Chapter 565 Lin Mo's whereabouts
Chapter 566 Three seconds male
Chapter 570 Yujia shocked the audience!
Chapter 573 Urgent call of a mean man
Chapter 575 New trick-space shock!
Chapter 578 What the **** is fate?
Chapter 579 Reconstruction teleport
Chapter 580 Condensed potential
Chapter 581 Falling Flowers Double
Chapter 583 Shock retreat to the late monster!
Chapter 584 Unpredictable transformation
Chapter 588 Transmogrified --- Void Phantom
Chapter 589 Snatch the U-class artifact
Chapter 591 Curse: The rules freeze!
Chapter 593 Yujia with increased strength!
Chapter 595 The big interface battle begins!
Chapter 605 Incredible reinforcements
Chapter 608 Powerful rules of time
Chapter 612 Philomina's disciple
Chapter 613 Shirley's calculations
Chapter 621 Trip to the third world
Chapter 622 You should try your best
Chapter 623 122nd Squadron Meeting
Chapter 624 Gorilla turns into old orangutan
Chapter 626 The era of the withering Taoist
Chapter 627 Taoism about to be lost
Chapter 631 Mysterious Man Reappears
Chapter 632 Goddess of Destruction Mode!
Chapter 635 Double Ruler-Feng Nian Ke!
Chapter 640 Three teams fighting!
Chapter 641 The siege of three lords!
Chapter 643 Three conditions for the mysterious man
Chapter 644 Exchange Conditions for Soul Shards
Chapter 646 breakthrough! Realm Master!
Chapter 648 Go to God's Domain
Chapter 650 Mysterious body? Light God!
Chapter 658 Alita's temptation
Chapter 660 Mystery man? God of Destiny!
Chapter 663 Yujia breaks through! The Light God is a
Chapter 671 Descendants of the old liar
Chapter 672 Break through the bottleneck
Chapter 673 Comparable to god-level monsters!
Chapter 676 Runaway! The birth of two bosses!
Chapter 677 Death of the Light God
Chapter 680 Lin Xixue's strength
Chapter 681 Sanctuary turbulence!
Chapter 687 Kill the formation!
Chapter 689 Create 'opportunities'
Chapter 690 Five unprecedented rules!
Chapter 691 The sacrifice of the God of Prophecy
Chapter 692 Dimensional Sword!
Chapter 695 Turns out to be a test
Chapter 696 Newly appointed **** of luck!