When William and Cedric arrived in the auditorium, everyone was already seated.

In the end, Professor Flitwick did not find the pumpkin, so he picked up some pebbles, turned them into jack-o-lanterns, and hung them in the auditorium perfunctorily. First release https://(www)https://m/.x81zw./com/

There was also a group of fluttering big-mouthed bats, as well as many water-spraying ugly fish, placed in the corridor.

Everyone noticed that Umbridge did not appear in the staff desk.

But this is also a common thing. Recently, she has always been injured and often does not eat in the auditorium.

Dumbledore didn't care, or rather, he didn't bother to look for it, and just announced that the Halloween banquet officially started.

The food is exquisite and the performance is interesting.

In Umbridge's absence, the students worked harder.

Dumbledore also took the opportunity to tell jokes that he had treasured for more than fifty years.

But after listening to it, no one laughed, they all felt as cold as the Atlantic cold snap.

When jokes aren't funny, they're so funny.

Professor Flitwick is worthy of being a good man. Seeing that he was in the cold, he kept smiling awkwardly to give the principal a face.

In Hagrid's absence, he took on the role of Dumbledore.

However, he was thinking in his heart that one day he would go to Trelawney and ask:

When did he consider her a marriage?

The things about the divination class in the morning were all spread out.

In order to prove her divination ability, Trelawney insisted that Flitwick had asked her for divination for marriage many times.

Now it's rumored in the school that Flitwick likes Trelawney, so he will harass people over and over again!

Professor McGonagall was very happy. Umbridge was away, and his mood was relieved.

She held a glass with Professor Sprout and took a few more sips.

The most unhappy one was Professor Snape.

He deliberately brewed a potion, preparing to give Umbridge some medicine just like he did with Lockhart that year.

Everything is ready, who knows she won't come tonight!

Everyone has their own thoughts, but they are happy.

The dinner ended with the entertainment program provided by The Ghost of Hogwarts.

Ghosts pop up from walls and tables to do a sort of parade glide;

The ghosts were still swinging, dancing a death waltz to the terrifying trembling sound of the musical saw.

Nick also performed the process where he almost lost his head, and the atmosphere of the underworld became quite strong.

After the dinner, the students walked upstairs under the leadership of the prefect.

The only regret is that nothing happened this Halloween.

Alas, the traditions have been lost, which is sad.

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Umbridge woke up from the coma and touched his drowsy head.

Where am I?

What happened?

She sat up, looked around, and found herself in the toilet cubicle, with the toilet under her buttocks.

Could it be that you suddenly fainted when you went to the toilet?

Umbridge closed his eyes and racked his brains to remember what happened.

The memory was slowly taking shape, and she remembered:

Recently, she was courting Peeves and wanted him to be her spy.

Tonight, Peeves brought her to catch Stark, but as soon as she entered the bathroom, she was knocked unconscious.

Have you been tricked by Peeves?

Umbridge's eyes are cold, and sooner or later he will drive out Peeves too!

She pushed the door of the compartment, but found that the door was locked. I touched my pocket again, but I couldn't find a wand either!

Sitting on the toilet seat in the bathroom, Umbridge began to think about how to get out.

Without a wand, the door was locked, and the school couldn't Apparate...

"Calm down, calm down, don't panic!" Umbridge took a deep breath and suddenly shouted:

"Help!!"

"Hee hee~"

Laughter came from mid-air.

"If I were you, I wouldn't call it that."

"Meg? Is that you? You kidnapped me?!"

Umbridge looked up suddenly, but did not see Professor McGonagall, but a female ghost.

Myrtle crossed Erlang's legs and sat at the top of a wooden door with a smile on her lips.

"Few students come in here, and they are all having a Halloween dinner tonight... Even if you scream, no one will come to save you."

"Myrtle!" Umbridge said hurriedly, "Go and help me find Dumbledore..."

After hearing this, Myrtle suddenly burst into tears.

"Heartless!" she muttered, groping for a handkerchief in her robe.

"They were all having dinner, and you asked me to find Dumbledore!" she screamed, her voice loud and harsh.

"I know I can't... I know I... For a long time... I haven't eaten..."

She buried her face in the handkerchief and blew her nose loudly.

"Okay! Hurry up, or I'll kick you out too!" Umbridge roared impatiently.

"You actually yelled at me? You actually yelled at me!"

Instead, Myrtle stopped crying, staring at Umbridge in disgust with a mischievous smile.

"You can actually get out of the toilet, and the pipe below can lead to Black Lake.

I also go to the lake sometimes... Someone flushed my toilet when I was unprepared..."

Umbridge felt sick only, restraining herself from thinking about the sight of Myrtle rushing down the sewer and into the lake with the filth in the toilet.

She has a cleanliness fetish! !

Absolutely do not allow this kind of thing to happen to me!

Umbridge would rather die!

"I don't want to... Hee hee, then you have to be careful." Myrtle laughed:

"The game begins!"

With a thud, Myrtle got into the toilet, and sprayed a spray of water that splashed on Umbridge's robe.

She hurriedly threw her coat on the ground, not even wanting to touch it.

This is not the way...you have to save yourself!

Umbridge stood with his legs on the toilet, jumped vigorously, and grabbed the top of the wooden door with both hands.

But she is not strong enough, like a waste, can't even do a pull-up.

She hangs from the door like a large toad with outstretched arms, hanging there.

Goooooooooooooooooooo~

A strange bubbling sound sounded, accompanied by a stench.

Umbridge looked down vigilantly, his heart skipped a beat, and he wanted to die.

A yellowish-brown liquid poured out of the toilet. At first, the water flow was only the size of a thumb. After a few seconds, the water was turbulent, tumbling like boiling water, like boiling water.

Bah!

A large viscous paste-like object mixed with yellow water, like a fountain, rushed out of the pit.

Spray evenly on the floor and wall of the toilet...

and on Umbridge.

She was stunned for about 30 seconds. The toilet seemed to be running on a timer, and she sprayed it 30 times.

She was surrounded by feces like this, with a bit of artistic flavor.

On her face, there was still a thick layer of sticky substance like a homemade mask.

The whole body was even more wet, and the yellow-brown and bright red were mixed together, giving the feeling...

just like……

like……

A large pot of spoiled tomato and egg soup was poured on him from a height. Spoiled yellow frangipani, and fresh red crushed tomatoes, sputtered all over the place.

She stuck out her tongue,

licked it.

astringent,

It's still a little bitter...

vomit vomit!

The ground suddenly trembled, and there was a thump, thump, thump under his feet.

This is obviously the sound of a septic tank bursting!

The excrement of teachers and students in the whole school, whether it is fermented or not, goes up the water pipe all the way upstream.

They sprayed out of the toilet.

Dense and rapid, like a magma eruption.

The scene was like a heavy Maxim machine gun firing indiscriminately, with a destructive momentum, drilling into Umbridge's nose and mouth.

I am in hell!

Umbridge thought.

At the same time, she also understood why Peeves asked if he could swim before he left.

She needs to be in the cesspool... breaststroke!

At this moment~lightnovelpub.net~ Umbridge suddenly calmed down.

She thought a lot and understood a lot. It's like suddenly seeing through life, through life and death.

In these short five minutes, she grew fifty years old.

"If there is some suffering, someone must bear it, why can't it be me."

Umbridge said this wise saying with "Baba" in his mouth

In an instant, her whole person sublimated!

Wait... Umbridge doesn't want to sublime anymore.

Because, she heard the opening of the auditorium, and heard hundreds of footsteps. The students were walking up the stairs step by step.

And with laughter.

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same, Umbridge only thinks they are noisy.

Most importantly, Myrtle and Peeves will definitely lead them here.

Those dear students, what would they think of her when they saw that she was covered in shit?

Do you think she is a little stupid, a little demented, like a dog?

Will someone tell the big boy in Hufflepuff about this?

Then, he never had the chance to like her again?

In an instant, many things were forgotten...the past was like smoke, drifting away in the wind.

Umbridge felt only,

Right now,

Very melancholy.

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