"Nichikai, isn't this on TV, the appearance of two girls fighting for a boy?"

When I said something like this in a ignorant way, the atmosphere in the living room instantly solidified. Aoyama Qikai looked at Zhen Bai who was full of curiosity around him, and didn't know how to answer the other party, so he scratched his head in embarrassment.

And the Fairy Yamada and Shiyu Kasumigaoka also realized that they were too ambiguous when they asked Hanyu just now. If you don't know the content of the dialogue, it is really easy to misunderstand.

So the two also recovered a little bit of calmness. Sit back on the sofa, but there was still a blush on his face.

Although it sounds embarrassing to say that it is really white, Hanyu still said that he said it too timely, so that he would not be forced to ask him like this, and he didn't know if he could survive today. And Hanyu also said that it was obviously the two quarrels between the Yamada Fairy and Kasumigaoka Shiwa, but the flames of war burned to his side inexplicably, and he also suffered a disaster.

So in order to prevent bad things from happening, Hanyu decided to come out as a peacemaker, to reconcile the relationship between the Yamada fairy and Kasumigaoka Shiwa.

"That fairy, Shiba-senpai. Everyone knows each other, so it wouldn't be appropriate to be noisy when they meet."

"Huh? This is not my first choice, Hanyu-kun. When I first entered the living room, a ignorant child attacked me with inexplicable words. I should be the victim."

‘Are there any victims who are so good at you? Hanyu said silently inwardly.

"It's not because of you. The last time I said in the hospital that they were children." The fairy Yamada said indignantly.

And Shiyu Kasumigaoka heard the words, her eyes couldn't help but looked back and forth on Yamada Fairy.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" The Yamada fairy was a little nervous when Xiazhiqiu Shiyu stared at him, and with a premonition that the other party would say bad things about him, he couldn't help shouting at the other party.

"Ah, nothing. I just thought that I told the truth, why are you acting so unhappy? Or do the children nowadays prefer to pretend to be mature?" Shiyu Xiazhiqiu was yelled by the Yamada fairy and stopped. After looking at it, he just frowned and expressed his opinion.

"Ah! You stinky woman. I'm going to fight with you!" Kasugaoka Shiyu's words were like sparks falling into an oil drum, instantly angering the Yamada fairy who had just calmed down again. The one with teeth and claws is about to pounce towards Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu.

Hanyu, the melon-eating crowd around him, saw that the situation was not good, and immediately rushed up to stop the Yamada fairy.

"Let go of me. I'm going to fight this woman."

"calm down!"

"I can't calm down!"

"But they are bigger, you can't beat them."

"I do not care!"

Hanyu had no choice but to turn his head to Kasugaoka Shiyu and said, "Shiyu-senpai, everyone is my guest. Please don't say those things."

"Oh, don't tell the truth, do you want me to put on a mask of hypocrisy and tell lies that you actually seem to be very mature?"

"Damn it!" Seeing that the anger in his heart was blocked by Hanyu and unable to vent, the fairy Yamada finally couldn't help but took a bite on Hanyu's arm.

"Ah!!! Why are you biting me?" Hanyu, who was suffering from the unwarranted disaster, cried out in pain, but he still didn't forget to stop the Yamada fairy.

"Who told you to stop me?" The fairy Yamada, who vented part of his emotions by biting Hanyu, also calmed down a bit. Seeing that Hanyu had his own tooth mark on his arm, the fairy Yamada was also a little embarrassed. But he still said something hard to Hanyu.

"What kind of evil did I make?" Hanyu looked at the tooth marks on his arm, crying without tears.

"Humph, I don't care about you for this guy's sake today. But!" The fairy Yamada saw that he couldn't really fight with Shiyu Kasumigaoka. And indeed, as Hanyu said, he has just begun to develop, so no matter how you look at his small arms and legs, he should not be able to beat Kasumigaoka Shiyu. So Yamada Fairy gave up fighting, but decided to put some cruel words on his lips. "Hmph, I curse your novel will never be sold."

"Ha, a child is a child. I use such a naive way to speak harshly."

"Ha, so what, I curse you, an old woman who will never get married..." The fairy Yamada cursed, and made various grimaces at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu.

"You smelly kid!" Shiyu Xiazhiqiu listened to the various ‘vicious’ curses of the Yamada goblin, and the veins on his head couldn’t help jumping straight. His face became more and more ugly, and he finally joined the cursed war.

"I curse your novel to violently die!"

"I curse you for having dysmenorrhea every time your aunt comes."

"I curse that your novel was tragically animated!"

"I curse your aunt for leak testing at night."

"I curse you..."

"I curse you..."

Hanyu looked at the two girls who had turned into kindergarten children and attacked each other with ridiculous curses. He was a little dumbfounded and didn't know what to say.

"Never quarrel with Throwing Coins, because he will lower your IQ to the same level as his, and then use a wealth of experience to defeat you. The same is true, don't fight with naive people. Because she will Pull down the language to the same level as him, and then use a wealth of experience to defeat you."-From Zuo Zexia Biande.

Shiyu Xiazhiqiu was cursing each other with the Yamada Fairy, and found that he was starting to be constantly underwind. Shiwa Kasumigaoka, who regarded herself as an adult, couldn't say any curse that was as childish as the Yamada Fairy but ‘vicious’. As a result, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's face became more and more ugly.

Seeing that this is not the way to go, Shiyu Kasumigaoka's brains turned, and the flames of war were drawn to Hanyu's side.

"Hmph, I really am. It's a shame to quarrel with a naive child. Hanyu-kun!"

"Huh?" Hanyu watched the two people quarrel and said that as long as they didn't do anything, he would let them go. As a result, seeing Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu suddenly called to herself, she was also taken aback.

"If my novel and this kid's novel were in front of you, who would you choose?"

"Yes. You haven't answered us just now, who do you want to be a fan?" When the fairy Yamada heard Kasugaoka Shiyu's question, he forgot to continue to fight each other, looking at Hanyu with some expectation.

"There is a "mm" sentence in my heart, I don't know if it should be said or not." Hanyu was confused and couldn't help saying.

"Huh? What do you want to say?" The Yamada fairy and Kasumigaoka Shiba stared at Hanyu with unkind faces~lightnovelpub.net~Nothing...Nothing..." Hanyu confided, and smiled awkwardly.

"Say! Who do you choose?"

"Uh...can I not choose?"

"no!"

"I choose... I choose..." Hanyu's sweat was raining down, thinking how to fool the two of them.

"Tingling bell..." Just then, Hanyu's cell phone rang.

"Ah, there is a phone call. I'll answer the call first." After hearing the phone ring, Hanyu shook his cell phone overjoyed as if he was about to be amnesty, like a dead tree in spring. Then he hurriedly left the living room.

"Sagiri, thank you so much. Your call came too timely." After Hanyu went out, he looked at the person who called Sagiri, holding his cell phone with tears in his eyes.

ps: today's birthday, the fifth birthday