Absolute Deal
Chapter 403: The poor monk has 100 ways
"Master, you can do it, why didn't you say it earlier?"
Hearing Bai Ye's words, the yellow-robed monster who would rather die just now knelt down.
He used to be the Kuimu wolf in the 28 constellations.
The reason for going down to earth was to elope with the jade girl who was serving incense in the Phixiang Temple. Unfortunately, the jade girl lost her memory after being reincarnated and became the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, Baihuashy, and did not like the yellow-robed monster.
It's embarrassing now.
The yellow-robed monster is also a ruthless person. Since she can't get her heart for the time being, she'll get her first. ..
Not much less than a few poses.
Moreover, the reincarnation of Baihuashy is a mortal person, and it is not a matter of minutes to unlock the posture.
So he kidnapped Bai Hua Shao and lived a life without shame and impatience.
But from the bottom of his heart, the yellow-robed monster of course hoped that Baihuashao could regain his memory and truly be with him.
Even the unlocking posture is divided into active and passive.
Unfortunately, that day has not yet come.
A group of ferocious monks appeared outside the cave, headed by this "recognized monk" from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who claimed to be Tang Sanbu.
With the Great Sage Monkey King from that year, he rushed in and beat him without saying a word.
Three to one, the yellow-robed monster lost extremely aggrieved, and he didn't even have the strength to fight back.
After the fight, the monk "communicated" with him.
To use Tang Sanfu's words - I tell you well at the beginning, you will definitely not listen, you will be obedient if I beat you, then we can skip the initial communication and put you first. Hit it up and talk again. It saves a lot of unnecessary time, which is very good.
The yellow robe monster is very aggrieved, what a fart!
"Because you are too poor." Bai Ye said after the yellow-robed monster knelt down.
The next difficulty after the yellow-robed monster is the golden horn and silver horn kings of the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan.
Everything is about comparison.
Compared with them, the yellow-robed monster is naturally poor.
"...As long as Baihua can stay with me sincerely, I will agree to what you said, Master." Huang Pao said strangely.
It is also a seed of infatuation?
"It's good to say, you go and call the benefactor of Hundred Flowers Shame, and then go out, and the poor monk will consecrate her in person." Bai Ye said, "It will make her realize that you are a good man."
"…"
The yellow-robed monster fell into contemplation.
The one in front of him is a monk. He is a monk anyway, so it shouldn't make him change from a yellow-robed monster to a green-robed monster, right?
"What's wrong, if the donor is not willing, the poor monk can only persuade you to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot." Bai Ye said.
Huang Paowei looked at the two ex-colleagues who sneered "hehe" in Bai Ye, and then looked at the ex-colleague who didn't even give him a sneer.
He knew that the so-called becoming a Buddha on the ground is definitely not the kind of meaning that ordinary people understand.
"Master, don't lie to me." Huang Pao said strangely.
"The monks don't lie, and if the poor monk does lie, he will let the Tathagata strike five thunders." Using the Tathagata to swear on a daily basis, Bai Ye is already very proficient.
It is a swearing by the Tathagata, and it is a transaction.
Of course, the doubts in the yellow-robed monster's heart were completely dispelled, and Bai Huashy, who had a gloomy face, was called.
In all fairness, this is a woman who can barely be called a "female Bodhisattva".
It's just a stinky face and a yellow robe that owes her millions, ruining this beauty.
"Amitabha, the fate of evil."
The eminent monk who attained the Tao went online, and Bai Ye called the Buddha's name, which made Bai Huashy's face look much better.
"Master." Bai Huashy looked at the scene in the room, slightly flustered.
"The female donor doesn't need to panic." Bai Ye Nianhua smiled, "The poor monk came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. Passing through here, he specially came to consecrate the female donor. Disciples, you go down first."
Sun Wukong and others left, and dragged the yellow-robed monster who turned back three steps away.
Bai Ye and Bai Huaxi were the only ones left in the room.
"Master save me!"
The yellow robe monster left, and Bai Huashy immediately knelt in front of Bai Ye, almost going up to hug Bai Ye's thigh.
It's not that she doesn't hold it, it's that she can't, because Bai Ye is sitting cross-legged.
"Don't panic, the benefactor, the poor monk will save you from the sea of misery." Bai Ye said, taking out the black mask, "Look here—"
Bai Huashy's eyes began to become dull.
Yes, Bai Ye does not have any ability to restore the memory of past lives.
But Baihuashy is an ordinary person, and it is easy to hypnotize her with a black mask.
It is not difficult for Bai Ye to weave a dream of her past life.
From the final result, there is no difference between Baihuashy recovering the memory of the past life and willingly following the yellow-robed monster.
A day later, they left in the white night.
Bai Ye has an extra 500 years of medium life on hand, and he also has an art of transformation.
This art of transformation transforms a person into another creature or thing.
Bai Ye is useless, and I plan to sell it as a commodity in the future.
Now Bai Ye's various commodities, weapons, magic weapons, medicine pills and other physical commodities are definitely not in short supply.
There are replicas of the Orange Ring of Greed and production bases opened in various worlds are constantly available.
Non-physical commodities, such as lifespan and ability, are relatively scarce.
Add a little more as well.
Of course, rare is the most expensive, and these commodities can be sold for high prices.
"The next target is the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan. The two Taoist children of Taishang Laojun have many magical treasures in their hands. I will persuade them to put down these magical treasures for the teacher." Bai Ye said, "The disciples will let them become Buddhas on the ground. "
"Master, it's the Taoist boy of Taishang Laojun. Wouldn't it be better to kill him?" Zhu Bajie said.
"Humph." Bai Ye chuckled twice, "I don't know what Daotong. I only know that they are two monsters holding magic weapons that are destined for me. Wouldn't it be better to send them through the sea of misery?"
"Master, you said you were a Taoist boy, why don't you know him?" Sun Wukong turned to look at Bai Ye and asked.
Zhu Bajie was suddenly stunned, it turned out to be the case.
If you kill him directly, there will be no proof if you die. Taishang Laojun comes to the door, and he has a reason.
There are two monsters left, what should I do if the magic weapon is re-requested by Taishang Laojun?
As expected of a teacher.
The face is white and black and the heart is tight!
"Speaking of which, I don't know what happened to the Heavenly Court. Even Daotong has become the Tathagata's plan. It is estimated that the Heavenly Court is almost the same." Bai Ye secretly said in his heart.
Taishang Laojun should not be an obstacle.
Maybe it will be time to trade.
Anyway, let's get those magic weapons first.
"Wukong, there is a fox demon in the Dragon Cave, with a golden rope, you go get it first." Bai Ye said to Sun Wukong.
"Okay." Sun Wukong nodded.
"Then, let's go first as a teacher, and you can adapt accordingly." Bai Ye said, jumped off the griffin, and continued on by himself.
A few hours later, there was another monk in white in the Lotus Cave.
Facing the monsters around him, he looked extremely calm.
He couldn't tell that there was already a big pot not far away, and the water in it was boiling little by little.
"Hahaha." The King of the Golden Horn laughed wildly at Bai Ye, "Tang Seng, I heard that after eating your meat, you can live forever."
"If you want to live forever, you don't actually have to eat the flesh of the poor monk. Lifespan strength or something, the poor monk has a hundred ways to increase yours." Bai Ye said with a leisurely face.
The little monsters around were stunned.
Why didn't this monk shiver?
They are entrenched here, and they have eaten more than 800 mortals. Which one is not shivering?
You Tang Seng don't shiver, these monsters have no sense of accomplishment!
The monsters who had no sense of accomplishment suddenly burst into the sky, and the group of demons danced wildly, trying to make the monk know that he was afraid.
Fear is the basic respect for youkai.
"Do you know ginseng fruit? Two kings." Bai Ye said unmoved, looking at the King of the Golden Horn.
Demonic soaring?
These little demons, bundled together, are not even one-thousandth of that of Sun Wukong.
"Ginseng fruit?"
The Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King immediately reached out to stop the group of little demons.
How could they not know about ginseng fruit?
The fruit of Zhenyuan Daxian, the ancestor of Earth Immortals, is similar to Pan Tao.
"The poor monk came all the way to the west." Bai Ye said, "I passed by the Wuzhuang Temple and met Zhenyuan Daxian. He gave me a lot of ginseng fruits. As a monk, the poor monk naturally wants to benefit all beings, so he left behind Little, if the two great kings want to live forever and go further, they don’t necessarily have to eat the flesh and blood of poor monks.”
King Yinjiao rolled his eyes and laughed: "Tang Seng, Tang Seng, you are really a naive monk. We want ginseng fruit, and also your flesh and blood."
"Come on! Where did you hide the ginseng fruit!"
Bai Ye looked at King Yinjiao with a look of mental retardation.
Is it because there are too many magic weapons in hand~lightnovelpub.net~ so you don't need your brains?
Bai Ye also has a lot of treasures in his hands, so he should take it as a warning in the future, he can't be as stupid as Yinjiao.
The King of the Golden Horn next to him slapped the King of the Silver Horn on the back of the head, almost knocking him to the ground.
"My brother has always liked to talk nonsense." The King of the Golden Horn said with a smile, "Master, don't take it to heart."
As he spoke, he loosened Bai Ye's bonds.
Ginseng fruit!
That is ginseng fruit.
There are indeed many benefits to eating Tang Seng, but the consequences are also very serious.
Those disciples are not vegetarians.
The next best thing is to eat ginseng fruit without such serious consequences.
Of course, the premise is that the monk really has ginseng fruit.
"This King Jin is very winking, yes, yes." Bai Ye praised in a condescending manner, "Then we will return to the topic, ginseng fruit, do you want it?"
"Master doesn't mind giving us two brothers, right?" said the King of the Golden Horn.
"Mind." Bai Ye said.
The smile on the face of the King of the Golden Horn disappeared instantly.
"Two is not enough! At least four!" Bai Ye said.
The Kings of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn are naturally overjoyed, and there is such a good thing?
The little demons next to him were not very happy.
Originally cooked this Tang monk, even if they can't eat meat, they can drink a sip of soup.
But ginseng fruit, even if there are four, where are they enough for a bunch of monsters?
"Of course, not for nothing."
Bai Ye's next words made the smiles of the Golden Horn and Silver Horn Kings disappear again.
He was being manipulated by Bai Ye like a marionette.
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