Absolute Deal
Chapter 516: I'm not a bad guy anymore!
"What are you going to do?" Batman asked, looking at Joker Bai Ye in front of him, "Have a plan, or a preliminary plan?"
Although Bai Ye seems to be somewhat similar to the Joker to some extent.
But the two are actually quite different.
For example, in the plan of a certain thing, the clown is more of a link. The whole "big picture" looks crazy and twisted, but it is actually quite precise.
As for why it failed in the end, there is no need to say the reason.
Because "I am Batman".
Bai Ye's plan looks equally unpredictable and elusive.
But in fact, it was only because he thought of which way to go, and the reason why he could succeed was because Bai Ye could trade.
It's that simple.
One is under the crazy thinking, hidden wisdom (qin) wisdom (ding).
Another is the "muscle" hidden under "wisdom".
It is roughly equivalent to, I have to convince people with morality, and then smash the opponent into small biscuits with one punch and give a lecture for more than two hours.
After the other party is subdued, he expresses himself to convince others with virtue.
Batman believes that if Bai Ye is willing to calm down and plan something seriously, it is not impossible for him to formulate a sophisticated plan and then achieve his goal.
But it takes time, which is less than half an hour.
should not be enough.
Whether it is a plan or a preliminary plan.
Batman must know, otherwise he will deal with the white night!
"There is."
Bai Ye was full of confidence, "Just thirty seconds ago, I thought of a good idea, a real carnival."
"Tell me, I'm a good match for (jian) and (du) you." Batman said.
"I'm going to turn myself in." Bai Ye said.
"...What!" Bai Ye clearly saw that Batman's full-wrap long cloak trembled.
It shows the restlessness of its owner's heart.
"That's right, it's not just me turning myself in, I'm taking the villains from Gotham City to turn myself in."
Bai Ye said, "I'm a clown, starting today I'm going to make a change!"
"Abu! I'm not a bad guy anymore!"
"…"
Batman slammed down the phrase "you **** kidding me".
Row!
Surrender yourself!
Better than robbing a bank, taking a bunch of people hostage, and having Batman come to the rescue.
Also, Batman doesn't feel that White Night is the one who will change the "plan" if he stops himself.
"Well, what do you need me for?" Batman asked.
"Provide me with the whereabouts of those who are still in Gotham City, who don't know the whereabouts of the convergence guy. I'll tell them that the clown dad is back." Bai Ye said.
"that's it?"
Bai Ye looked at the faint light pouring out of the gap in the distance: "Otherwise, it's daytime now, do you want to wear this equipment to go out during the day?"
A few minutes later, the clown version of Bai Ye stepped on the flying sword and left the Batcave with another Leviathan sitting on the big sword on the door panel.
toward their first goal.
The Riddler, Edward Ingmar, has been introduced to this person before.
However, it has been a long time, and it is necessary to briefly introduce it again.
He is the top "smart player" on this DC earth, and likes to set up various puzzles and play with people's applause.
The biggest purpose is to prove that his wisdom is far superior to Batman. The basic crime operation is to leave complicated clues to reveal his purpose to Batman in advance, and guide him step by step to the death trap he designed.
In order to prevent Batman from ignoring him, Ingmar usually takes some hostages and forces Batman to solve the puzzle.
Back in Arkham Asylum, on the isolated island, Ingmar set up puzzles.
However, at that time, I encountered two violent elements, Bai Ye and Baine.
An RPG, fully explained what is called "breaking the trick with force".
The last time Bai Ye met this guy with a very unique aesthetic who likes to wear green, he was beaten to death by the clowning Batman.
Later, Bai Ye obtained intelligence, and it can be said that he was the most miserable loser in that "victory".
Now that so much time has passed, Ingmar has long since recovered and resumed his work full of energy.
After many villains left, I fought wits and bravery with Batman and had a good time.
In the investigation of the Joker, Batman also touched Ingmar's current hideout by the way.
Just ignored it for the time being.
Right now it is just available to Bai Ye.
Even if it is a temporary hiding place, there are various mechanisms set up around it.
Gotham is a very interesting city, and its "vastness" is much larger than the average person can see.
There are different kinds of spaces hidden between various abandoned passages underground, between or inside various strange Gothic buildings.
Perfect for all kinds of people lurking in the shadows.
Can you imagine that there is even a lair for the League of Assassins inside the crowded Gotham Hospital?
This is a completely normal thing for Gotham City.
These hidden spaces are part of Gotham City.
The Riddler hides in it, sets up obstacles, and can enter only after solving the puzzle.
Ingmar never thought that the ceiling above his head would shatter with a sudden roar.
There will be uninvited guests breaking in in this exaggerated way.
That is reinforced concrete with a thickness of three meters, which can only be broken with a large "tool".
And the place above is a shopping mall!
It is impossible for someone to break it all the way from top to bottom with some large tool.
"Surprise? Ingmar!" An exaggerated voice came from the flying dust.
Thick debris blocks the Riddler's path to the only "door of escape".
It didn't wait for the Riddler to make an effective resistance move.
A large hand stretched out, grabbed Riddler's neck, lifted him, then grabbed his cane and threw it aside, tearing Riddler's clothes completely.
Some hidden props fell to the ground and lost their value.
The Riddler suddenly shivered like a quail.
Because he saw that after the dust had cleared, the man behind the big man was not, to be precise, a lunatic.
"Joker! Impossible! You're dead!"
The Riddler's performance is worse than Batman's horror when he solves his puzzle and finds his hideout.
"Yes."
Bai Ye put away his laughter and put on a serious and deep expression, but unfortunately on this strange face, it looked extraordinarily funny.
Far from the normal "smile".
"I was dead before, the bad clown of the past, he is dead, and standing in front of you is a noble clown, a clown out of vulgarity, a real new clown!"
"Aying! I'm not a bad guy anymore!"
Bai Ye · Clown shouted a slogan!
"..." The muscles in Riddler's face twitched completely uncontrollably.
A dead clown suddenly appeared.
Appearing in front of yourself and loudly announcing that you are no longer a bad person?
Gotham City, this is the pill!
Well, take a thousand steps back.
You clown died once and broke your brain, indicating that you are no longer a bad person.
You - he - mother - ran up to my Riddler and shouted a fart with a **** who got it out of nowhere and was comparable to Bane!
If you have the ability, run to Batman, run to the Gotham Police Station and shout!
The excited Riddler shouted out his doubts.
"Haha." Bai Ye smiled slightly, and his face became a little normal. "Aying, I have already considered your question. In fact, I have decided to go to the Gotham Police Station to surrender!"
"That's one small step for me, but one giant leap for the famous Gotham City group BFXFS48."
"...What does it have to do with me!"
The Riddler felt like he was going crazy and kept struggling, but the big hand that grabbed him was as motionless as a pincer.
"Oh, I said it all, I'm going to surrender, so you are submitting a certificate." Bai Ye said.
The Riddler stopped struggling immediately.
"Look." Bai Ye said seriously, "I'm not going to be a bad person anymore. I can't just talk about it. There must be actions."
"Not only do I have to surrender myself, but I also want to influence you with love and let you surrender with me."
"Come on, Ah Ying, join the team of reformed and prodigal sons, let's march towards a bright future together!"
"Love-you-mom-ah!"
The Riddler yelled, and the resurrected clown seemed to be crazier than before.
Although the clown used to be crazy, he had a bottom line anyway—be a stylish criminal.
Now his mother is not a bad person!
To be a good person?
Gotham is a real pill!
Before Gotham Pill, though, Riddler thought he might be finished.
"You can't talk like this, it's swear words." Bai Ye walked up to the Riddler with a smile of caring fools, "Don't speak swear words in the future."
"F—" Before the Riddler's voice fell, the Pu Fan version of "Slap of Love" was filmed.
He spat out a few teeth, and half of his face was numb.
"Ingmar, I know."
Bai Ye looked at the Riddler kindly, "In the past, no one had a choice, but now it's different, I want to be a good person, and I'll give you a chance to choose, you can go and tell the judge~lightnovelpub.net~ if you want Be a good person."
Riddler limply raised his right hand and raised his middle finger.
With a bang, it was directly broken by Leviathan, causing the Riddler to scream.
"Leviathan, come, educate the Riddler's child about love, so that he can find his way back and be a good person with me." Bai Ye said to Leviathan.
"Okay." Leviathan said sullenly.
"No - I will do it, I will do it, I will not be a bad person! I will be a good person!" The Riddler's temper was actually not hard at all.
Maybe he can be tough when facing Batman, because Batman doesn't kill people.
But the clown, this is the clown!
Still a crazier clown than before he died!
The Riddler, who realized this, immediately came to his senses and knew what the correct response should be.