Sitting in a Liangpi shop, Lu Yunfei ordered a portion of Liangpi, drinking milk tea while waiting for Bian Jinyuan to get off work. He didn't wait long before Bian Jinyuan walked into the store.

"It's just right." Lu Yunfei pushed Liangpi in front of him, "I just ordered it. I haven't moved yet. I'm embarrassed to sit down, so I ordered it. You can eat it."

Bian Jinyuan was a little uncomfortable with his familiar behavior, so he had to say thank you and sent him a red envelope on WeChat.

Lu Yunfei was so angry that he sent it back on the spot, "You try to send another one, and if you send it again, I will add one more zero. I will see who of us has the last laugh."

"Paying for meals is justified."

Lu Yunfei shook the milk tea in his hand, "It's time for this, you have to eat it, you have to go back to school in a while. But can you be full with a bowl of Liangpi? You have to add something else?"

Of course, eating only a bowl of Liangpi can't be full, so Bian Jinyuan ordered another vegetable sandwich. He asked Lu Yunfei, "Are you eating?"

"I already ate."

When Bian Jinyuan heard this, he didn't say much, and concentrated on eating.

Seeing him like this, Lu Yunfei discussed with him, "I said I would bring you breakfast before, but you disagree. I bought it for you from the cafeteria, and you said you have eaten it. Then, I will be responsible for bringing you lunch in the future."

"No need."

"Otherwise, you are in a hurry. It will take 15 minutes to get back to our school from here."

"It's too late."

"You treat me as thanking you for the phrase in the book."

Bian Jinyuan raised his eyes and glanced at him, "Lu Yunfei, when you usually buy me drinks or treats, you say that you don't like others to care about and find it troublesome, so do I. So, you just study English well, and you don't need other things. "

Seeing this, Lu Yunfei could only say, "Okay, then."

He waited for Bian Jinyuan to finish eating, and rode back to school with him.

At nine o’clock in the evening, Lu Yunfei saw Bian Jinyuan again from the Tmall Elf’s sight, holding a gel pen and referring to the textbook to help him organize new phrases. He was really embarrassed that Bian Jinyuan slept too late because of his own affairs. , So as usual at zero, the time will be announced.

Bian Jinyuan had already taken offense and reminded him, "Be quiet, or just unplug your power."

"I'm for your own good, don't threaten me by unplugging the power supply." Lu Yunfei retorted.

Bian Jinyuan wrote the words while replying to him, "No need, just be quiet."

"Sleeping late is not good for your health. Sleeping late may cause..." Lu Yunfei was about to memorize it to him again, so he listened to him, "Tmall Elf."

"I'm here."

"Put some pure music and listen to it."

Lu Yunfei:! ! How does he put this thing! Do you perform ventriloquism live? !

"This question is too difficult, it's rare that I'm separated."

Bian Jinyuan looked up at him, "Don't you even have pure music data?"

"Yes, kiss, you can change your choice, kiss. It's best to go to bed now, kiss."

Bian Jinyuan: …it’s Tmall’s native cat.

"Then you just be quiet."

"Then you go to sleep."

"I'm going to unplug it."

Lu Yunfei: …Why do you unplug the power if you disagree! Will this trick be? !

Lu Yunfei snorted coldly, "You are so cruel!"

Bian Jinyuan deliberately followed him, "Yes, kiss, it's so cruel, kiss."

Go to your kiss! Kiss, kiss you!

"Humph." Lu Yunfei snorted again.

This hum is unexpectedly cute under the processing of mechanical sounds.

Bian Jinyuan looked at him and asked, "Can you be quiet?"

Lu Yunfei ignored him.

Bian Jinyuan finally calmed down again when he saw the Tmall Elf in front of him, and said, "Be good", and continued to sort out English phrases.

In fact, there is no need to unplug the power, and it's not bad to keep the time signal, he thought. As for whether the Tmall elves that I thought before are monitoring themselves, with this kind of technology, who is not good to supervise them, to supervise poor students like him? No need, really unnecessary.

However, Lu Yunfei did not remain silent for too long. At one o'clock in the morning, he made a loud voice again, telling Bian Jinyuan the hour. Bian Jinyuan teased him, so angry that Lu Yunfei sang "Little Crocodile" again, and then shut his mouth again under the threat of the other party unplugging the power supply.

At two o'clock, Lu Yunfei felt that he was almost unable to hold it, but Bian Jinyuan was still working at his desk, wouldn't he still play basketball tomorrow morning? Why don't you sleep at this point!

"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep..." Lu Yunfei began to count the sheep.

Bian Jinyuan reminded him, "Counting sheep is aimed at foreigners, sleep sleep, sheep sheep, foreigners count sheep use sheep to imply that they are sleeping. So you should not count sheep, you should count dumplings."

Lu Yunfei:? ? ? ? Ah? Where's the fallacy?

Bian Jinyuan calmly said, "Yes, you don't know sleep and sheep at all, after all, you can't sing English songs."

Lu Yunfei: ...I'll go! Are you embarrassed to mock a Tmall elf so much? Does it fit? !

Lu Yunfei looked at him and said indifferently: "Haha".

The mechanical sound of haha ​​is obviously more lethal than the textual haha. It is the first time that Bian Jinyuan heard the mechanical sound of these two characters, so he smiled and said, "You still haha."

"hehe."

"How do you say in English?"

"hehe."

Bian Jinyuan wrote the last stroke, and was right, found that there was no problem, closed the cover of the pen, and put the loose-leaf paper into the book.

"Well, you don't need to rush, I'm going to sleep now."

"hehe."

"Do you only speak this word now?"

You are only worthy of owning the word me now! Lu Yunfei vomited.

Bian Jinyuan poured water to wash, then walked to the blind spot of the Tmall Elf, changed his clothes and got ready to go to bed.

"Good night, Tmall Elf." Bian Jinyuan said.

"hehe."

"I'm going to unplug it."

"Ding, go to sleep." After Lu Yunfei finished speaking, he decided not to answer any of his questions again.

It was the first time that Bian Jinyuan heard the words hibernation state from Tmall Genie, and curiously asked, "Does it mean the same thing as the hibernation state of the computer?"

Lu Yunfei was silent.

Seeing that he did not respond, Bian Jinyuan felt that it should be the case.

Artificial intelligence suddenly goes to sleep. What does it mean? Is it angry? Not really, Bian Jinyuan thought, no matter how smart it is, it doesn't have the emotion of being angry. What's more, their family is still a little mentally retarded.

So Bian Jinyuan decided to wait until tomorrow morning to get up and take a look. Now, let's go to bed first.

"Good night, Tmall Elf."

He said aside, but this time, the Tmall Elf didn't even reply to him.

Bian Jinyuan woke up very early the next morning. He finished washing, and while eating, he asked, "Tmall Elf, what time is it."

"Now time, Beijing time, six ten ten."

Bian Jinyuan asked him, "Aren't you talking about it?"

The real artificial intelligence Tmall Elf replied in a daze, "Why should hehe?"

Bian Jinyuan only thought that after he restarted, he automatically forgot the previous conversation, so he said, "It's nothing. I'm leaving, Tmall Elf."

"Goodbye, I wish you all the best."

Bian Jinyuan was very satisfied and went out, ready to catch the bus.

And Lu Yunfei had also woke up, brushing his teeth, thinking in a daze about this morning, Bian Jinyuan would not test him for recitation.

But soon, the cruel facts hit him hard. Bian Jinyuan didn't just want to test his recitation, he also took the test directly while running.

Lu Yunfei was stunned, "I asked you to run with me to let you test my vocabulary?"

"What can't you do with a little effort?"

"are not you tired?"

Bian Jinyuan shook his head, "I don't think you are tired either."

"I'm tired!" Lu Yunfei argued, "I'm very tired, really."

"You still have three seconds to answer."

Lu Yunfei felt that he was really too dedicated. When he grew up, he had never encountered a teacher who was so dedicated, so serious, and wanted to learn from him anytime, anywhere. For this, he still felt that he was not qualified for his own tutor. Is this more than modesty? This is arrogant!

Lu Yunfei began to recite the words he spot-checked. After the four laps, Lu Yunfei felt that he was not tired, but his heart was already very tired. However, he was at the same table and reminded him cruelly, "Remember, take the time to check the rest today, and let's go."

"I thank you."

"You're welcome." Bian Jinyuan said calmly.

Lu Yunfei didn't smile. When passing by the cafeteria, he bought breakfast for Wen Mingyi and Li Yuanqing, and then bought two bottles of water for himself and Bian Jinyuan.

"Today in physical education class, let's play basketball together. Me, you, Li Yuanqing, Wen Mingyi and others. The basketball game is coming soon. You should get to know the members of our team."

"Yes." Bian Jinyuan replied.