He felt a little upset, so he said, "Tmall Elf."

Lu Yunfei immediately replied, "I am here."

"Play a song."

What should I put at this time? Lu Yunfei felt that this would test himself too much, he thought about it, and sang, "The big knife is cut on the heads of the devils!"

If it wasn't for the fear that Bian Jinyuan doubted himself, Lu Yunfei would have liked to sing for him: The big knife was cut on the second uncle's head. What devil is slashing? It’s time for peace, so let’s slash your second uncle first.

Bian Jinyuan listened to the weird singing and said silently, "Change one."

Don't like this kind of arrogance? Yes, Lu Yunfei turned to think about it. Bian Jinyuan probably is in a bad mood right now, so he has to sing a happy song, "The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the waterway here is nine chains..."

"Change one."

I don't like this song either, then, "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me keep you with my heart, stay!"

"Change one."

Lu Yunfei felt that it was really difficult for him to wait on him, "Betrayed my love, you took a debt of conscience, and finally I knew the truth, and my tears fell..."

Bian Jinyuan sighed, this is indeed a mental retardation, so he shouldn't expect him to play a reliable song for himself at this time.

"You better rest, you are too stupid."

You are stupid! I didn't sing these songs just to comfort you! Otherwise I won't sing it, okay!

Lu Yunfei began to sing angrily, "A bunch of those idiots he wears cool...you are that idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot..."

Bian Jinyuan looked at the red Tmall elf not far away in disbelief, "Are you scolding me?"

Lu Yunfei calmly said: "The German nursery rhyme "Little Crocodile" is playing right now, a bunch of cool stuff that he wears that stupid..." As he said, he started singing again.

Bian Jinyuan laughed, "What's the matter with your language system? I don't know English, but I can speak German."

Great, Lu Yunfei said in his heart, brother can do anything except English.

He was smug in his heart, and he didn't forget to sing: "You are that stupid, stupid stupid stupid..."

Bian Jinyuan walked up to him speechlessly, "Change the song to "LondonBridgeisFallingDown"."

Lu Yunfei:...

Lu Yunfei was silent for a second.

Bian Jinyuan smiled happily, "Aren't you very capable? You have the ability to sing."

Damn it! Compete with a Tmall wizard, you are not naive!

Lu Yunfei opened his mouth and came:

"London Bridge is going to fall down,

Fall down, fall down.

London Bridge is going to fall down,

My beautiful lady

…"

Bian Jinyuan: …How can this be converted to Chinese again!

Before he could react, Lu Yunfei sang again, "A bunch of those idiots he wears are cool..."

Bian Jinyuan: "...Shut up, you."

Lu Yunfei: "This question is too difficult, it's rare that I'm separated."

"I said, you can rest instead of singing."

"OK."

Lu Yunfei PK Bian Jinyuan, in the first game, Lu Yunfei won! Lu Yunfei secretly said.

Bian Jie lowered the curtain and returned to the room with a chuckle, lying on the bed, puzzled, "Mom, where is the Tmall Elf?"

"Shuangshuang won't play with the Tmall Elf today, okay?" Bian Jie hugged him and coaxed, "Brother is playing with the Tmall Elf, can you leave it to your brother?"

Shuangshuang nodded very obediently, "Brother also likes Tmall Elves."

"Yes."

"Then play with brother, and mother tell me stories."

"Okay." Bian Jie pulled the blanket over him and lay down holding him.

Bian Jinyuan was so troubled by Lu Yunfei that his previous boredom had long since disappeared. He took out his unfinished homework and quickly worked on the questions.

When Lu Yunfei woke up in his own home the next day, he was very calm. He finished washing step by step. While rejoicing that he had done his homework early yesterday, he wondered if he spent this way at Bian Jinyuan’s house every night, then, wouldn’t he not be able to go home too late in the future?

So why did you wear it in the Tmall elves of Bian Jinyuan's home? Lu Yunfei didn't understand.

Li Yuanqing still brought him breakfast. Today’s is Hu spicy soup, so Lu Yunfei urged the driver to say, "Uncle Li, hurry up, I have to finish breakfast before the teacher comes."

Li Shu immediately stepped on the accelerator and drove to the school fifteen minutes earlier than usual.

When Lu Yunfei was halfway through his spicy soup, Bian Jinyuan came and was taken aback when he saw his breakfast. Lu Yunfei took a spoon and asked him, "Do you want to eat?"

"You better eat quickly, I saw Teacher Li go upstairs."

Lu Yunfei quickly accelerated. Three minutes before Li Li came in, he ate the spicy soup and threw the box into the trash can.

He deliberately tried Bian Jinyuan, so he sang yogurt while sang, "A bunch of those idiots he wears cool..."

When Bian Jinyuan heard him sing this song, he turned his head to look at him in shock, "How are you..."

Lu Yunfei looked at him innocently, and blinked pretendingly, "What's the matter?"

Bian Jinyuan also felt that he had overreacted, "It's nothing, it's just that the song sounds..."

He didn't finish his words, but the meaning was already obvious.

Lu Yunfei smiled and said, "This is a nursery rhyme. My cousin came to my house yesterday and was singing it all the time. I thought it was quite fun, so I just remembered it and didn't mean anything else."

"I know." Bian Jinyuan said. He just didn't expect that he had just been popularized the song last night, and now he would hear it again. It's all because of their artificial mental retardation, which is so stupid!

"You know?" Lu Yunfei asked, "Have you heard of it?"

"Ok."

"Where did you listen to it? Is there a recommended playlist for that kind of funny nursery rhymes?" Lu Yunfei asked, "Which music app, let me download it."

Bian Jinyuan didn’t know which app he could hear the song on, and he didn’t know that it was a trap that Lu Yunfei dug him, so he casually said, "I listened to our Tmall Genie, and its data was taken from I don’t know which music app."

When Lu Yunfei heard the words, the dust settled instantly.

So, what he saw in the past two days is true. He really wears it to the Tmall Elf at Bian Jinyuan's house every night! What kind of fate is this! Did he owe Bian Jinyuan in his previous life?

Lu Yunfei looked at his deskmate and sighed.

Bian Jinyuan thought he was worried because he didn't know which music app he was downloading from, and reminded him, "You open all the apps and search one by one, and there must be some that can be downloaded."

Do I worry about downloading? Lu Yunfei said in his heart, what I worry about is what kind of fate is between you and me! What is the relationship between us in the last life, dear!