Alien Knights

Chapter 301: Tragedy

In the eastern suburbs of Muxicheng, shack in the immigration area, ten o'clock in the morning, eight hours before the start of the dinner.

"God mortal Muxi man! I swear in the name of God, if I were to catch that **** shopkeeper, I would personally pierce the hot red soldering iron into his back door and let him **** pain... oh , My goodness, here again!"

   Kabonodas, who was still yelling on the ground a second ago, covered his **** the next second, stood up shaking from the ground, and ran out of the door desperately.

   Along with the sound of diarrhea outside the door, Nelger was lying on the haystack, his face was severely dehydrated and staying up all night, his whole body looked yellow and thin. He looked listlessly at the blue sky outside the window, and muttered, "I want to go home."

The head of the envoy, Gordon, listened to the wailing of Caponodas pulling to prostration outside the door, and then looked at Deez, who was groaning on the ground with his stomach in his hands, and finally put his gaze on a dull, unhappy face. Not as good as dead Nelger.

"How do I usually warn you?! The more attractive things are, the more likely they are to be deadly traps!" Head Gordon, who hadn't gotten a grain of rice for two days, sounded a little hoarse and weak, but his tone was hoarse and weak. Very serious: "Did you use your brains to feed the dogs?! Providing free food and returning you money, this kind of inferior and boring scam, the three of you are actually fooled!"

   Apprentice Knight Nerger looked at Captain Gordon, and with chapped and trembling lips, he said softly: "I was too hungry at that time..."

The knight attendant and Mavditz in the regiment said to Gordon with a bitter face: "My lord, we never thought that it would be a trap! Besides, food and coins were provided for us to take laxatives. It's too unreasonable..."

Gordon touched his lush beard and thought for a moment. The expression on his face became more and more serious: "I think everything you encounter should be a pre-designed game to prevent us from completing the task. But, the purpose What is it? Who is the messenger behind...?"

   Gordon turned his head to the think tank in the envoy. His right-hand man, Harry Knight, asked: "Harry, what do you think about laxatives?"

   The latter turned his back to everyone, facing the wall, swaying his body slightly, slowly muttering something in his mouth.

   repeated the question again and found that Harry still did not respond. Gordon, who was full of doubts, crawled to the other side with his hands and feet, and listened closely, only to hear a word repeated in Harry's mouth.

   grilled chicken, grilled chicken, grilled chicken...

   Gordon looked at Harina's shaky figure and sighed heavily.

   Like a half-day in hell, slowly passing through hunger, anger and anxiety, the Holy Acropolis envoy finally ushered in the afterglow of the setting sun.

   The weak Nerger, looking at the evening West City in the sunset, yelled to Captain Gordon with a beaming face: "My lord, it's time to go to the dinner party!"

   Gordon glanced at him, shook his head and asked, "How is the belly?"

   Nerger, who only had the idea of ​​eating, dared to show the slightest discomfort, patted his chest quickly, and said confidently: "The body is already healed!"

   Gordon turned his face to Caponodas and Diez: "What about you?"

   For fear of missing the two of the banquet, they also nodded quickly, indicating that they had recovered to health.

He sighed towards the holy Acropolis emblem on his clothes, Gordon wiped it carefully with his sleeve, then looked at the four people in front of him, and said solemnly: "Before setting off, I have something to tell the four of you clearly. You all **** up your ears to me and listen carefully! We are the envoys of the Holy Acropolis, representing the glory and will of the kingdom! At the banquet, you must always pay attention to your words and deeds, and do not make any harm The majesty of the country!"

   A group of five people, riding on their war horses, holding high the flags of the envoys, walked along the avenue of Muxicheng towards the palace.

   Due to the expansion of Twilight City several times, the palace was built on the high ground of the city, and the crowd was raging in the evening, and the five people were weak. It took more than an hour for the envoy of the Holy Acropolis to see the gate of the inner city of the palace.

   glanced at the already dark sky, the anxious head Gordon urged the horse under his hips to speed up to the square outside the inner city gate.

   rolled over and got off the horse, Gordon led four of his men, ran through the long forest road, and finally came to the door of the banquet hall.

   Huggins, who had been waiting at the doorway stairs, saw the appearance of these five people and walked quickly to the front of the envoy. After confirming his identity, he gestured to the attendant at the door.

   "The Holy Acropolis Mission is here!"

   With a feeling of excitement and anxiety, Gordon stepped into the gate, and the hall in front of him was like a daylight, which made him feel a whirlwind, long-term hunger and exhaustion, making him black before his eyes and fell to the ground.

   "Head!"

   "My lord! What's wrong with you?!"

   "Someone fainted!"

   Looking at the chaotic scene at the door, Todd frowned and whispered a few words to the attendant beside him.

   Soon, medical scientists from Muxi College rushed to Gordon's side, and after some inspections, they concluded that overwork is not a problem.

   Under the treatment of the scholar, Gordon slowly woke up and quickly realized what had happened.

   Struggling to get up from the ground, Gordon bowed deeply at Todd, his tone full of apologetics: "Sorry, Your Majesty, I'm rude."

   Todd waved his hand with a smile: "Emissary of the Holy Acropolis, don't care about what happened just now, take your subordinates into the seat."

   After waiting for everyone to be seated, Todd raised his right hand slightly to signal that the banquet could begin.

   Hudgens first asked the attendants to reduce the light in the hall, then asked Edgar to inform the Golden Skylark that the performance had begun, and finally signaled the serving.

  Different from modern Western food, wine and meat were the main foods at medieval banquets, while vegetables and fruits were very low in attendance. Appetizers and appetizers were generally barbecued.

   As the grilled chicken with lemongrass leaves, wormwood and olive fruit was brought up, the star Barbara of the Golden Skylark troupe first took the stage. She sang a soprano epic poem in the way of soprano soprano.

  All the guests present were amazed by Barbara's wide range and gentle tones. They were fascinated by the sounds, and they didn't even want to taste the dishes.

   Okay, except for four people...

  Harry, Nerger, Caponodas, and Diz in the envoy, turned a blind eye to the performance in front of them, and were completely immersed in the food on the plate.

I saw these four people, throwing away the knife and fork, grabbing the greasy and plump chicken in one hand, and pushing it desperately into their mouths, holding up the wine glass in the other hand, swallowing the red wine into the abdomen along with the meat residue. .

   Caponodas finished eating the chicken, bitten the bones of the chicken and swallowed it; Harry lifted the plate, lowered his head, and licked the gravy on the plate.

   Soon, the four of them ate like crazy dogs and attracted the attention of others.

   "Look! The way those people eat, they are like a bunch of beasts!"

   "My God! That guy won't let his bones go!"

   "The people of the Holy Acropolis, how can they be inferior to the barbarians in terms of etiquette?!"

   At this time, there are two people who are most embarrassed.

   One is naturally the head of the mission, Gordon; the other is Mary, because people always look at her when they mention the Holy Acropolis.

   Forcibly resisting the urge to punch someone, Gordon coughed behind him concealedly, motioning the four **** to pay attention to the image.

   Waiting for him to turn his head back, only to find King Mossy looking at him with a smile.

   Gordon said whispered: "Your Majesty, I am deeply sorry for the rudeness of my subordinates."

Todd looked at a member of the mission, put shiny fingers in his mouth, sucking cleanly one by one, the corners of his eyes twitched unconsciously, but still calmly said, "The way of dining in your country is really... …Um...innocent and unruly..."

   "Your Majesty, actually, the Holy Guard sent me here to ask Twilight City for help."

   Gordon’s words came to the point. Todd was refreshed, exchanged glances with Cumberland beside him, and asked cheerfully: "For help? I wonder how the Kingdom of Muxi can help you?"

   gritted his teeth, Gordon said in a deep voice: "Food! Food in the Holy Acropolis is in a hurry, and many civilians are dying from famine!"

   "Famine?" Todd was taken aback, and then asked: "The Holy Acropolis has fertile land and abundant water resources. How can famine come about?"

"Because of the war with the silver ring barbarians!" Gordon lowered his head and sighed while shaking his head: "This battlefield has lasted for two years. The resources in the kingdom, whether it is population, food or money, have been consumed. Seven or eighty-eight. Because the men are all drafted into the army, the fields are not cultivated, and the pots and stoves have no food to cook. In the market of the Holy Acropolis, even a small bag of rye can be exchanged for a child."

  Speaking of which, Barbara's solo has just ended.

   The lights in the hall were re-illuminated. Todd got up from the throne and took the lead in applauding. The guests in the hall also stood up and paid tribute to the famous troupe star with applause.

   After the opening solo, the dinner enters the theme part. On the performance stage, magicians, jiu-jitsu entertainers, clowns and other troupe personnel appeared one after another, while Todd took the head of the envoy, Gordon, to accept the greetings of the guests who came tonight.

   When Mary appeared in front of Gordon, the latter's shocked eyes and trembling voice unreservedly showed her inner excitement.

"Your Royal Highness, don't you remember me?" Gordon straightened up and tried his best to make himself look less old: "I am Gordon from White River Castle! You used to visit my manor when you were a child, I I also made a swing for you! The king has been missing you all the time, I hope you can..."

With an indifferent expression, Mary raised the skirt and bowed to Gordon. She said faintly: "Dear Lord Gordon, do you deny the wrong person? I have indeed heard of Princess Mary, but she was born in Saint Guard. City, but died in Silver Ring City."

   Seeing Mary's unfeeling departure, Gordon's back bends down again, and the whole person seems to be ten years old.

   Todd originally intended to ask Gordon about the details of the famine in the Holy Acropolis, but the current situation confirms that it is not suitable for talking about business.

   On the other side of the venue, the four-member group of the Holy Acropolis envoy, taking advantage of the efforts of others to meet, is desperately destroying the delicacies on the table.

   Caviar, grilled fish, lamb chops... The empty plates piled up on the table of four people.

Nerger stuffed a tender and juicy half-cooked steak into his mouth and swallowed it in his stomach without chewing a few times. Just about to attack the next plate of fish sashimi, he frowned and touched his belly. .

   Caponodas just licked a plate of caviar, and saw Nerger, who was pale and sweating, and asked strangely: "What's wrong with you?"

   "Tummy, my stomach, it's starting to hurt again!" Nerger clamped his legs, tiptoes high, and looked around anxiously, looking for a place that could solve his excretion needs: "No! I can't help it!"

   Caponodas looked contemptuously: "Your body is still lack of exercise. It won't work if you only eat half of it. Look at me... um... 噫!"

   Before he finished speaking, Caponodas' eyes opened wide and he stood up.

   He covered his **** with one hand, and grasped the belt tightly with the other, and yelled in a low voice: "Damn it! Why this time?!"

   Deez also supported the table at this time and stood up, looking like he had a relapse.

   Nerger approached Caponodas and whispered: "Outside the gate is a garden. As long as we get there, we can enjoy ourselves..."

"Your Majesty, please allow me to introduce." Head Gordon walked to the middle of the envoy, pointed to a young man beside him, smiled and said to Todd: "This is Knight Harry, he is the holy guard. The chief guard of the royal city is also the son of my best friend."

   Gordon turned around and just wanted to introduce Nerger, but found that the person involved, Caponodas, and Diez were escaping towards the gate with a very strange pace.

   Gordon yelled at the three escaped: "You three! Where are you going to go? Get me back immediately!"

   In desperation, the three of them clamped their legs again and ran back.

   Looking at the strange steps of the three members of the mission, Todd remembered the catwalks of the models in the previous life.

   "Your Majesty, this is Nerger, an apprentice knight in the cavalry regiment directly under the king."

   Todd looked at the tall young man in front of him, his face was pale, his body was shaking like chaff, big beads of sweat flowed down his cheeks.

   Todd mistakenly believed that the other party was nervous.

   patted the other person's arm, Todd smiled and said to Neljay: "Young man, don't be nervous, I won't eat you again, haha!"

   Nerger turned his body in pain, his expression distorted like a demented child: "Your Majesty, I really need to leave now..."

  Looking at the abnormal behavior of the guy in front of me~lightnovelpub.net~ Todd took a step back secretly, and muttered in his heart: Isn't this person mentally ill?

   "Don't be so nervous, relax, relax!"

   Todd's unintentional words, like an electric door switch, completely defeated Nelger's mental defense.

   The latter rolled his eyes, and the expression of climax appeared on his face inexplicably.

   Accompanied by a long and dull echo, a peculiar smell enough to kill a skunk, gradually filled the entire hall.

   "Oh my God! What smells so bad!"

   "This smell is like hell!"

   The matter is far from over. Because Nelger got up, Caponodas and Diez, who could no longer stand it any longer, let them go.

   Three kinds of sounds with different volumes and different tones constitute a symphony that shocks everyone.

   Later, this song was mixed with the popping sound of the air and the rushing sound of the water, and the atmosphere of the whole venue was pushed to a climax in an instant.

   The distinguished lady, crying with exquisite makeup, ignoring the lady's manners, and scrambling to escape from the venue.

   The polite gentleman pushed away all those who were obstructing the way in front of him, and ran to the royal garden to vomit.

   As for Gordon, the head of the Holy Acropolis Mission, he only had time to say my God, and he fainted on his seat.

   Since that nightmare night-after the tragedy of the dinner party, for a long time, a popular curse began to circulate in Muxicheng.

  You are from the Holy Acropolis!