American Big Landlord

v1 Chapter 1171: Not everyone is Alice

Well, it was decided long ago that the whole family will go camping, what else can the second sister say. All the little guys in her own family have betrayed her, Tiantian now wants to go to play in the forest.

"Uncle, uncle, can we see the tree hole in the forest?" Tiantian stood up on the table and asked him curiously.

"Um..." Zhou Jiexi thought about what to say, did this kid tell her too many stories. Does she really want to touch Alice in Wonderland for a while? "There must be tree holes, but we can't just drill them."

"What? Alice went there well!" Tiantian said with a sloppy face.

Jessie Chou really had a headache. When he told the story, he didn't say that he was using a storybook to tell it. How can I say that I have been an Internet writer for a period of time in my previous life, and I think I still have some ability to make stories.

So he knows there is such a story, but one thing he can be sure of is that if he tells this story tonight, it will definitely be different from last night, and it won't be the same as tomorrow night. Then he didn't know which version he was talking about with Tiantian.

The adults on the desktop were already suffocating a smile, especially the fourth and third sisters who knew that Jessie Chou was used to. He usually talks big words, take a story book as an example, he can make up the big words of the story himself. This is a big tone, really pretending to be powerful, now I don't know what I have said!

"Haha...Alice, Alice!" Jessie Chou was thinking about a flash of light in her mind, and immediately there was a word to say: "That's because Alice went to victory in the artificially planted forest, and the trees inside. Tree holes and other things have been sanitized. It is a place that belongs to us humans, but the forest we are going to is different."

When he said that, he became a little serious, and he would have to be warned, otherwise the child would just get back into the forest. "But the forest we are going to does not belong to our human rights, that is, the tree hole over there has an owner. You also know that your uncle taught you what to do if a stranger dares to enter your own house, right?"

"Just beat him!" Tiantian said with Niuniu.

"Yes, beat him!" Zhou Jiexi nodded and said, "So, if you go to someone else's tree hole, will they beat you?"

"Oh!" If the two children nodded their heads with enlightenment, but the child Tiantian is still young, like her mother, she said at the end: "But Tiantian is so cute, don't they? Hit me?"

"Haha..."

"Ha ha……"

A lot of people on the desktop laughed, my own life treasure is really stupid and cute.

"This kid, can cute and cute avoid being beaten?" The third sister said with a smile.

The second sister, who is a mother, is also a bit speechless to her daughter. Would you like to be so cute and stupid? This child's plump face looks like, why does he want to hug it and knead it so much!

Jessie Chou was even more speechless, she had nothing to learn from your mother as a female gangster. There is a smile on his face, "Look at your uncle so handsome, if you break into someone else's house, you won't be beaten!"

Tiantian also heard the laughter of many adults, knowing that what she might have just said was a little funny. This has also become a little embarrassing, and his face has become red.

"This child, you still said that you are handsome, how can you say that you are yourself!" The mother couldn't see her son showing off, and smiled towards the chopsticks.

"I'm not handsome anymore, but I inherited the high-quality genes of your two elders, and I grew up to be amazingly handsome, but at any rate it makes people want to see if they look good!" Chou Jiexi muttered as he looked at his mother. .

"You can eat, so you have a good figure. Otherwise, it's not as good as the monkey you used to be, but the game is not as good!" My mother hurts her son. Anyway, it's her own. Others can't say that she is not. Xing to say a few more words, our own son!

Saiya heard his mother call his name and thought that something good was looking for it. Of course the good thing on the table was for food. A pair of round eyes looked at my mother, and she fiddled with her head from time to time and used a hairdryer for the second and third sisters to blow off the hair. It really seemed to be more handsome than Jesse Chou.

"Look, take a look, I said Little Saiya is much better than you before!" My mother also knew what Saiya wanted, so she started to put some sweet sauce on a fruit on her side and set the fork. He handed it to Saiya.

Jessie Chou looked at Saiya who was eating food from his mother. This kid was better than before. What kind of look is this, brother has so many hairs, does he have such a dark face? I'm Shuai Guo, OK!

"Mom, I'm your son. You can have monkey grandchildren if it hurts!" Jessie Chou muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Mom, he even scolded us together!" The second sister immediately jumped out and got into trouble.

Fortunately, Jessie Zhou was strong enough, and the whole event was not suppressed.

Now that the decision is made, we must integrate it. The two remaining members of the Yang family also wanted to go, Father Yang and Yang Shuren's wife and children. The old ladies have gone, and of course Jesse Chou plans to take them with them. After all, if he and his dad take the family with them all are women, it is really annoying sometimes.

It's just that the result of the facts is really no different from the original. The elderly, children and women, in the middle are Zhou Jiexi, a strong young man. At most, there is one dad who can be regarded as a young man. These two men take so many women to camp together, and Jessie Chou can only express his admiration for herself.

Just tidying up a bunch of things wastes a day's time, and I don't know what these women have to bring so much. Isn't it just a two-day and one-night camping trip? Is it necessary to be so exaggerated?

He helped the eldest sisters, second sisters, third sisters, and fourth sisters pack their luggage, he helped throw out the unnecessary ones. This is enough to bring a sunscreen and a field wash kit. Skin care products such as insect repellent and insect repellent are not needed. There are insect repellent plants in it to ensure that they will not invade some small pests.

However, powerful insect repellents are necessary in the wild. Although the human body has the smell that makes the insects feel disgusted and staying away, it is not on other items. Those camps also need to be dewormed at night to avoid insects in the camp at night. .

Now that I went to play in the forest, I must bring the necessary field equipment. Several children bought field suits of their age. These specialty stores can be done. Jessie Chou made a phone call and they delivered the goods to the door. The second sister who was troubled was still upset, and kept telling him that it would be fun if you didn't go shopping.

These are small things. Of course, Jessie Zhou went in and planned to do some hunting with her father. Although it was a sightseeing route this time, there must be beasts on the road. Hunting has always been an instinct in a man's heart.