American Big Landlord

v1 Chapter 616: Small accident

The two outside were sitting watching TV. Inside was a special performance by the famous Chinese comedian Zhou Libo. The local TV station bought the broadcasting rights. In the morning, midnight, and evening, the effect is really good.

Zhou Jiexi felt that especially Zhou Libo imitated the leader's speech, raised his palm, and said that great leaders have already said that the maximum salary is five yuan, and the maximum is five yuan. After speaking, in which era, people will catch it. gone. This paragraph is quite funny.

There is also a section where the seat belt is fastened when driving. One boss didn’t tie the seat belt, but he got on with the traffic police. Then the shoulder bag was used as a seat belt. In the end, it was turned upside down and caught by the traffic police. Jessie Chou watched him talking about several roles by himself, and he was very happy to perform in a very hierarchical manner.

"This guy is so funny, when will I have a chance to see his latest jokes?" Zhou Jiexi pointed to the TV and said.

"He has a special performance in the theater in Zhonghai, and the tickets are very popular. Add more money. The scalper is there. Anyway, you are here, we will go and see when the time comes." You may not think it looks so good on TV."

"Why?"

"His stand-up comedy is rooted in the Chinese culture, and he speaks mostly Chinese. There is no subtitle team to help you translate the Chinese dialect. Nong is not Zhonghaili, so I don't understand it."

"Who is God, how can I not understand? The language is genius, Zhonghai dialect, I can still understand a little bit. I don't even have a problem with Cantonese. Don't underestimate people!" Zhou Jiexi uses Zhonghai dialect. After speaking in Cantonese, I really bluffed the third sister.

"So amazing?" The third sister looked at him in surprise.

"Haha...that's ordinary people, I really haven't told them!" Jiexi said triumphantly, the little fairies in the space, he didn't understand anything! After learning the languages ​​of several major countries, Zhou Jiexi asked them to learn some dialects for later use, when it was really useful.

They chatted happily, and my mother just took the child out. The third sister immediately said "Wow! She put on her slippers and ran over. She looked at Niuniu and asked softly, "Do you know who I am?" "

Niuniu didn't even think about it, she said, "Four aunts." She has seen the photos and she has a good memory, and she can tell at a glance that this person is.

Suddenly he said with a sigh, "What a smart kid!" Then he gave birth to his hands, "Will that aunt hug you?"

The little girl thought about it for a while, "Then you have to ask grandma, and Dad said that the grandparents are the biggest in the family, except for him, you have to listen to the grandparents. Then you can get to the aunts."

"Jessie Chou..." The fourth sister cast her eyes to her younger brother, and she really didn't leave room for flattering mother! It's a long experience to always remember to educate children.

My mother listened happily, and kissed the little girl, "Really a good boy, okay let your aunt hug! Haha..."

"Auntie, hug and hug!" The little girl couldn't bear to hurt her grandma. It would be in her arms. After being with her for so long, she was taken away. She missed her grandma or would be lost.

And Jessie Chou wondered, when did he teach this? ‘Sure enough, the current child is much smarter than him! The task of carrying the scapegoat is your dad and I will do it!

When the third sister came back, she heard cheers and laughter when she entered the house. The little girl laughed at several adults, and she was surrounded by the crowd like a princess. "Hi, can I join your fun party?"

"Who knows that?" Fourth Sister pointed to Third Sister and asked.

"San Aunt!" Niuniu said quickly.

"Wow, is this the little princess of our old Zhou family?" The third sister looked at Niuniu with excitement and said, then put down the things in her hands: "Come and hug aunt!"

"Come on! Don't be afraid. Auntie likes Niuniu the most." Zhou Jiexi said to Niuniu, and the child who was still a little prepared, let go of the tension in her heart, speeded up the pace and walked over.

The third sister picked her up, and said in her arms: "Good fellow, our little princess is so beautiful!"

"Hehe..." Niuniu smiled happily.

The whole family got together in half, and everyone was having fun. As a result, no one remembered to cook. Everyone looked at the time and laughed bitterly, and they thought it was good to go outside to eat. The third and fourth sisters are local snakes. They called the hotel here and booked a big box, so as not to have no place to party in the past, it would be unsightly.

The family will be able to get to the restaurant in a few steps after going out. It is estimated that driving is not as fast as possible at this point in time. City life seems to be fast-paced, but driving is slow-paced, and you can’t get up even if you want to be fast. Sometimes the biker is much faster than you, so that not only is green but also surrounded.

"What do Niuniu like to eat?" asked the third sister, holding her baby.

Jessie Chou looked at them and said, "Sister, I'm seven years old, so don't hold it all the time!"

"I like it! The first time I saw my niece, I couldn't hug more!" Then I started accusing "It's also your father, which made me only see Niuniu now. You said that if we met Niuniu earlier What a good thing that should be!"

"Yes, you are reasonable, it's all my fault!" Zhou Jiexi has already given enough accusations today, so I will surrender quickly!

"Oh," the third sister suddenly bumped into someone or hit someone, and she was about to fall off with an unstable foot. The people who met behind saw that she had a child in her hand, so she quickly reached out and held her hand, and the people next to them also hurriedly handed her hand up.

Jiexi Chou would be leaping up right now, holding her right hand to ensure that the child would not fall off, the third sister, everyone helped, and she had stabilized. People stabilized their heart but haven't stabilized yet, and looked down at the child in his arms, this would have been a bit reluctant to hold.

Put it on the ground and see: "How is Niuniu? Did you bump into it or fall?"

"Let's see, let me see, the child is okay?" Mother rushed to see the child first, and the fourth sister followed closely. It was good that there was nothing to do with her left and right, so she was more relieved. Seeing so many people, Zhou Jiexi couldn't get in. She didn't really fall down just now, so there is no need to worry.

But there was a fire in his heart, and he didn't need to say loudly when he looked at the people over there, "How do you walk? Didn't you see? In such a hurry, I haven't seen adults and children? Fak..."

A young man with sunglasses and a hat stood up and protected the woman who had just hit someone behind him. Zhou Jiexi's physique was still very threatening. Especially his shirt and a black coat, they look muscular, and they may be knocked down all at once without much effort.