Chapter 218 Two jokes about Dennis

Everyone boarded the off-road vehicle provided by the hunting ground, and headed towards their respective areas according to grouping and hunting interests. Two brothers, Tony and Tommy, came to the most common white-tailed deer hunting in the United States under the leadership of the coach and security officer. district.

"How about Dennis and Pam? I guess no matter how bad it is, they shouldn't encounter the situation I was on the Nimitz, right? My own machine gun blew up my own carrier plane..." Tony observed the environment , while talking to Tommy who was standing next to him and kept repeating the action of picking up the gun and half-squatting and raising the gun:

   "Tommy, with your appearance, it is easy for other people's bullets to shoot at you. Seeing your image at this moment is as familiar as seeing a rookie robber who is about to rob."

"Sure enough, movies are deceiving. Shouldn't this posture make me look like a handsome, powerful and mysterious killing machine?" Tommy straightened up after receiving his brother's absolutely unfavorable evaluation: "That movie The production company of the film is also going to trick me into investing in its sequel, because of your bad evaluation of my action just now, I decided not to invest a penny in it."

  Following the direction the coach pointed, Tony raised the rifle in his hand and slowly aimed at a white-tailed doe in the distant woodland: "You haven't told me how Dennis and Pam are doing in the army."

   "Pam is not bad. He is now working as a junior engineer in the Surface Warfare Center of the Rhode Island Naval Base. In his words, he knew that serving in the military would be so comfortable. He didn't even go to elementary school, so he directly applied to join the army."

   "Bang~" Tony pulled the trigger, and the white-tailed deer suddenly had a blood hole behind its ear and fell to the ground!

   "So, it is very comfortable to serve in the local area?" Tony motioned to the coach to arrange for someone to send the hunted deer to the recreation area.

  The hunting ground can help clean up the prey and hand it over to the guests in the leisure area for cooking food.

"Yes, his officers and companions, and even ordinary soldiers couldn't put it down. After all, Pam let them watch the free little movie channel. Can you imagine, the nearby residents have called the city government to ask about the navy Has the Engineering Department of the Surface Warfare Center of the base been converted into a brothel? Why are there 24 hours a man and a woman shouting when they help each other?" Tommy was eyeing a grouse on a tree, but Tony's gun When it rang first, the grouse was frightened away. He could only continue to look for the next prey, and said in his mouth at the same time.

  Tony laughed: "The army seems to like to pass the time with small movies or pornographic posters. How about Dennis's army base in Turkey?"

"Didn't you receive SSD's internal magazine, which recorded his glorious deeds during his service in Turkey, and he is no longer in Turkey. About two months ago, that guy was a second lieutenant officer in the NATO Allied Army. They were sent to Lebanon, where the situation is more complicated." Tommy raised his gun and shot at the grouse that was scared by the gunshot and flew to another branch not far away.

  Facts have proved that it is impossible to become a sharpshooter only by the coach giving temporary instructions in the teaching area for more than ten minutes. The grouse flapped its wings and flew away completely.

  Tommy threw the rifle in his hand to the coach, and signaled the coach to give him the gun he was carrying: "That gun should have forgotten to adjust the star."

  Tony shuttled through the woodland, looking for the next prey calmly: "My registered address in the SSD Fraternity is my residence in Hawaii, and I haven't had time to go back, obviously I don't know much about Dennis' achievements."

"I don't really want to mention his glorious deeds, just tell you two of the most common deeds? No matter how many, I'm afraid I can't help but buy a plane ticket to fly to Turkey, and use this gun in my hand to kill that **** for the United States. "Tommy leaned against the trunk of a tree, took out a cigarette, lit it and took a puff, cursing a little irritably.

"Really, I think I'm ready to listen to the two happiest jokes of the year." Tony took the cigarette from Tommy's mouth, put it in his own mouth, and then patted Tommy on the shoulder, motioning him to look In the distance, there is the prey that Tony helped Tommy find, a turkey looking around stupidly.

  Tommy raised his gun when he saw the prey, while Tony helped his brother adjust his posture with a cigarette in his mouth. After making sure that there was no problem, he made an OK gesture.

  Tommy pulled the trigger, the turkey body was beaten and rolled in the air, and fell heavily to the ground.

"Send me that turkey back to the grill in the recreation area, and tell my fiancee, I'm going to see it on my dinner plate for lunch!" Tommy gave Tony a high-five excitedly, and then smiled Said to the coach.

   Watching the coach go to collect the prey for himself, Tommy took out another cigarette and lit it, and leaned against two trees facing Tony to smoke, and while smoking Tommy said:

"For the sake of you guiding me to shoot, I would like to tell you about the history of Admiral Dennis' prestige. First, he went to the NATO allied army base in Turkey one night with three companions. After drinking and fooling around in the city, I drove back to the base, and suddenly excitedly shouted to everyone who could shout, announcing that they were four future five-star generals in the United States, and successfully captured a daring American army officer who stole personal belongings and the base How about a Soviet spy who gets a pass and gets a commendation?"

"Is it because I have been at sea for too long that I have lost the ability to understand American jokes? Except for congratulations to Dennis, I can't find any funny places. I am so lucky to be able to catch Soviet spies." Tony was stunned for a moment, Looking at Tommy with some uncertainty, he gave his own opinion on this matter.

Tommy unscrewed the outdoor water bottle speechlessly and took a sip: "Their chief climbed up with a smile on his face, followed them to check the captured Soviet spies, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the Turks captured by the four of Dennis were not spies at all. A Turkish local employee who has worked diligently at the NATO Allied Base for many years, after the four idiots drank too much, they forgot their personal belongings and base passes in the bar. I forgot my belongings in the bar, and enthusiastically rode a motorcycle, chasing the military vehicle of the four of them all the way, trying to return them, but finally stopped the vehicle of the four of them, and instead of being thanked by the four of them, they were drunk by the four of them. as Soviet spies stealing their personal belongings."

"I just said that the Soviet spies are unlikely to be caught by four drunkards. You just said that they were rewarded by their superiors? Didn't they catch the local employees of the wrong base? Why should they be rewarded?" After listening to Tony, He laughed for a long time, then remembered that Tommy said that Dennis was rewarded for this incident, and asked suspiciously.

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