"Dear teachers, students ..."

"In this picturesque golden autumn season ... Here, I represent the Tower of Ivory, the teaching and research office ... Looking back on the past year ... We have achieved ... Looking forward to the future ... As the principal, I have a dream ...

"As the new school year is about to begin ..."

"Classmates, I hope ..."

"Next, I will focus on a few more ..."

In the solemn atmosphere, the school opening ceremony has reached the final stage in the school's grand auditorium.

The atmosphere is not serious, the ceremony is not solemn, the flow is not strict, and the speech on stage is not exciting and solemn, but the only problem is ...

Among the crowd, Huai Shi looked left and right blankly, looking at everyone with a serious look, difficult to understand.

When he looked at the stage, he saw a giant monkey in a suit standing on the podium, and was seriously giving his principal's speech.

From time to time nibble a banana ...

monkey?

monkey!

Huai Shi's eyes twitched, looking around, trying to find anyone as surprised and shocked as he was, but everyone's expression was serious.

It doesn't seem to care that my principal is a monkey at all.

Every new student is staring at the stage with anticipation, listening to the instruction from the principal, and indulging in this wonderful speech and speech.

Some people even moved to cry and took out their phones to record quietly. From time to time, he raised his sleeves and wiped his tears, choking with a sigh: "It's so good, it's really good."

What the **** is going on here!

This is no different from what the principal of my high school said!

And don't you care?

The principal is a monkey! It's a monkey! There is a monkey in a suit standing on the stage talking to you!

Huai Shiji's face was green.

I don't know if this world has suddenly become a punk style, or it is purely a problem with his brain.

He opened his mouth several times, hesitated, unable to understand what the **** was in front of him. In the end, I finally found the courage to look at Ye Su next to me, pointed at the platform dumbly, lowered my voice and asked, "This is ... what's going on?"

"Huh? The principal is a little long-winded and normal." Ye Su Danding waved his hand: "It will be fine when his mouth is dry, don't care."

"But ... but ..." Huai Shi felt like he was extinguishing quickly, "he ... he ..."

"Below, I will introduce a new friend, a young man with high hopes to me, that is, Huai Shi teacher who will host classical music appreciation in the next year !!!"

On the rostrum, the old monkey shouted with a frown, and suddenly reached out, pointing to the young man with a mental disability on the teacher's bench under the stage.

Everyone instantly saw the over-young and over-looking men in that crowd.

Before he was aware of him, he seemed to blend in with the shadow, unobtrusively, plainly. But when he realized that he was sitting there, he could no longer ignore his existence.

The kind of mysterious charm that is completely different from the other is like the abyss with gravity, which seems to attract people's eyes firmly to itself.

Among everyone's consternation, only Huai Shi's expression remained calm.

The waves are not alarming.

It's as if the person on the podium is not yourself.

He hadn't reacted at all.

Immersed in the shock that the principal is a monkey, you don't even care!

"Come on, Mr. Huai Shi, come on stage! Let's take a look ... The young people are really young and promising. It's amazing." On the rostrum, the old monkey called enthusiastically.

As if sleepwalking on the podium, Huai Shi looked at the principal in the spotlight.

Indeed ... it's a monkey.

This shiny golden hair, and this ... emmm, red ass.

Why is it a monkey?

Amidst the tremendous praise held by the principal, Huai Shi has begun to doubt life-is this a dream? Or did you not wake up?

That's right, how can you be a teacher of this astronomical society?

All hallucinations, ha ha, hallucinations.

So, the calm and cold face in everyone's gaze showed a smile, and looked at the dream bubble in front of him.

There was even plenty of waves waving to the classmates.

Do it when you have a dream, do n’t wake up!

After a good compliment, Huai Shi walked down the stage like a sleepwalker, and began to think about how to wake up from this **** dream.

Until the end, in the warm applause of everyone, the opening ceremony officially ended, and Huai Shi did not open his eyes on his own bed as he thought.

Only then did he panic ...

Mom?

What just happened?

Was he still very calm on the podium and waved towards everyone and waved back?

What the **** is it?

"Wow, teacher, you look just like a thief. Hey."

After the meeting ended, Lin XIXu came over and looked at Huai Shi, who was still not thinking about his position, and did not know what happened: "The principal seemed to value you so much, and he gave you the momentum.

Huaishi looked suspiciously at the forest hut in front of him, making Xiao nineteen froze, wondering where he had spoken.

"Small house, you ..." Huaixi asked tentatively: "What do you think of the principal?"

Lin Nineteen thought for a long time, and said with emotion: "Principal, I can't see how young he is, and he is kinder than I thought."

young? kind?

How did you see this kind of thing from an old monkey?

"And the hairstyle is very good, although it is a little white, but the style is good." Lin Xuanxiu said: "Beard is also very stylish."

Wait, does an old monkey have hair and a beard?

Huai Shi's eyes widened in amazement, and finally realized that something was wrong: "Wait a minute, Xiao nineteen, please describe to me what the principal looks and dressed."

"Ok?"

Although he did not understand the meaning of Huai Shi, he still said honestly: "It looks like he is in his early forties, with gray hair, a good beard, good eye style, and I feel that the slim robe is really Quite tasteful-look, teacher, when you took the stage, I also took pictures. "

He turned on his phone and handed the screen over.

Huai Shi was speechless.

I'm not mentioning myself in the picture, but beside ... Isn't it an old monkey?

Huaixi scratched her hair angrily, recalling what she had just seen, where did you not know that she was being fooled by the principal again ... that old bastard!

Counting his graduation certificate and making a mess of tools, this is the third time he is teasing him! But everyone felt that the principal had advanced backwards, making him unable to spit out the old blood.

With a long sigh, I could only silently read two sentences of thirty years of Hedong and thirty years of Hexi, trying to win the spirit.

"Life is full of difficulties."

He sighed heavily and patted Xiao Xuan's shoulder.

The hut in the forest was sullen, not knowing what happened.

Seeing Huaishi get up, he puzzled and asked, "Where are you going, teacher? Do you want to bring the students? I can help."

"To the restroom."

Huai Shi rolled his eyes and looked back at him: "Are you going to help me?"

Xiao Nineteen hesitated suddenly.

As if considering ...

Huai Shi felt helpless and waved his hand, beckoning him to wait outside the auditorium. Then I felt that my teaching life of the ivory tower was so uncomfortable that I went there with a long sigh.

Then I met an unexpected person in the toilet.

Vice-Chancellor.

The vice principal's attire was not as elegant and solemn as the one he saw in the asterisk. Instead, he wore a light-colored striped suit and looked a lot calmer, but his face seemed so calm and calm as if it had not changed for years.

It can be called dignified.

If it wasn't until Huai Shi found a good position and stood back, he didn't see his paintings back ... presumably the look of the two's family will be more harmonious.

Now, they are standing side by side in front of the urinal, looking at the white tiles in front of them without squinting.

The atmosphere is really awkward.

He had expected that the first time they met, there might be a fight between the two, and they would not be so silent.

Soon, after two minutes, the awkward silence finally ended.

The vice principal left first.

Huai Shi was relieved and remembered ... It seemed that his belt had not been solved yet.

It's been a while since I stood here blindly!

When Huaixi came out of the toilet, he saw the vice principal waiting there in front of the sink.

This well-known scholar of pure blood, the fifth-order sublimator of the path of the celestial lineage of the kingdom of heaven, is considered a famous tycoon and giant in the whole world.

Now it seems to be standing at the door, waiting for himself.

Look closely at the look of Huai Shi.

"Uh, deputy principal ..."

Huai Shi greeted tentatively.

The Vice-Chancellor's face was still cold, but he nodded slightly, then raised his hand and pointed to his chest, and then to Huai Shi's chest.

"..."

In silence, Huai Shi looked blankly at each other's fingers.

I looked at my chest again.

do not know the meaning.

But soon, he suddenly realized, just like the legendary Buddha smiled at the flower, is this a magic method of heart-to-heart? Or is it the hint given by the vice principal? Tell him the outside talk that he doesn't care at all, you have to understand, I'm optimistic about you? So everyone must have a tacit understanding?

Then his fantasy was broken.

The vice principal frowned.

"Tie." He said, "Your tie is crooked."

"..."

It was not until Huaishi lowered his head that he noticed that ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ his tie was indeed crooked ... almost half a centimeter? So you are simply obsessive-compulsive disorder?

After his rushing to straighten up, the vice principal's eyebrows were loosened.

Staring at the young man in front of him, he suddenly asked, "Do you know that I am the lecturer of Abyssal Ecology? You will be my teaching assistant next."

Huaixi nodded quickly.

To a certain extent, the vice-principal is actually his immediate superior-no wonder he will be dissatisfied with his arrival. Who would like his subordinate to be nailed in by a principal?

"well."

The vice principal nodded and told him directly: "This Wednesday, Abyss Ecology starts, you don't have to come."

"Ok?"

Huai Shi was shocked.

Suppression started? And why is it so straightforward?

Does the vice-principal have no face?

Before Huai Shi's tiger body shocked and refuted the question, the vice principal continued to command: "During this period, prepare the lesson plan. Two weeks later, you will speak of the chapter of Abyss Botany."

"Ok?!"

Huai Shi's voice of suspicion grew louder.

Can't stand this turning point.

Mom, is this suppressing or promoting? Why did you immediately go to the stage to start a lecture from a helper who was serving tea and pouring water to change her homework?

After making sure that Huai Shi understood, he still no expression, just nodded and told him: "Be careful, this is a big class, don't be ugly."

Having said that, he turned away and left Huai Shi alone.

Can't feel the brain.

In the silence, only the Lord of the Flies in his arms finally couldn't see it anymore, but sighed helplessly:

"Big brother, you are the ugly one!"

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