The only feeling that Chen Minzhen has brushed Weibo these days is: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

Chen Minhao never imagined that there would be such a strange group of creatures in the world. They could even produce so many stories with just one photo, and this is the premise that they clearly know that the photos are hard photos.

Chen Minxi decided to study the magical group of CP powder.

Standing on the shoulders of giants, you can see farther.

Chen Minxi, with the attitude of seeking knowledge, went to the Internet to search for "CP powder". He wanted to see if there are relevant research conclusions to draw on.

"Found? 0? Results"

Chen Minyi sighed and decided to pick up his sleeve and decide to do it himself.

He first found a private programmer through Wu Xiaoshuang.

The programmer used the reptile method to crawl the public information of the CP powder. The main fields intercepted are: "age", "gender", "region", "professional" and so on.

Chen Minhao imported the data into tableau for data analysis, but from the feedback from the tableau report, in addition to the gender is mainly women, no other significant features of CP powder were found.

Chen Minxi did not want to give up easily, he decided to go to the veteran of the fan circle, Wu Xiaoshuang.

Wu Xiaoshuang already has an independent office in Kyoto, right next to the Kanghui office.

After Chen Minzhen knocked on the door and entered Wu Xiaoshuang's office, he saw Wu Xiaoshuang typing in front of the computer.

Chen Minxi asked: "Little frost, are you free to talk now?"

Wu Xiaoshuang licked his heavy bangs and said: "Is it anxious? Don't worry, wait a minute. I am busy managing the powder, let them take the rhythm, let your CP powder learn to lie, not Rise to the real person."

Chen Minhao nodded, then sat on the sofa of Wu Xiaoshuang's office and continued to brush Weibo.

Ten minutes later, Wu Xiaoshuang got up and took a glass of water and sat down next to Chen Minhao. He said, "Let's talk."

Chen Minzhen asked the question in his heart: "What do you say about CP powder? Why do they expect me to be with Xu Jingyi? I saw that they even implemented a strict punching system in the super-talk of 'One Eyes.' ”

Wu Xiaoshuang stuck, although she has recently been in the CP powder, but she is not very clear about this problem, so she pointed to a microblog iD "Mars hit the earth" on Chen Min's mobile phone screen, said:

"She is the first person to edit your CP video, you can ask her."

After Wu Xiaoshuang finished, he went to work again.

In fact, she is just a slap in the face, she fully believes in Chen Min's IQ, so she also knows that Chen Min will definitely not ask the question "Mars hits the Earth."

After all, if Chen Minyi asked, it would be a good search.

Although Wu Xiaoshuang knew about Chen Min's IQ, she underestimated Chen Minxi's perseverance.

Chen Minxi knows that he must not ask "Mer will hit the Earth" as Chen Minzhen, but this does not mean that Chen Min can not ask with a vest.

In today's online society, your delicate girlfriend may be a 40-year-old lame man.

A brain powder with the nickname "Guarding the world's most handsome Chen Minwei" is most likely Chen Minzhen himself.

At 9:30 in the evening, "The most handsome Chen Minzhen in the world" sent a private letter to "Mars hit the Earth."

"Mars is big, can you tell me why you became the CP powder of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingwei?"

"Mars hit the earth" is a college girl who just graduated from the university, named Huang Xiaoxia. Her main business is the B station up, and the sideline is a product manager in the Internet.

Huang Xiaoxia first looked at the registration time of "guarding the world's most handsome Chen Minhao" and then contacted his nickname.

Huang Xiaoxia preliminarily judged that this is Chen Minzhen’s brain-destroying powder.

Huang Xiaoxia knew that the powder was not waiting for CP powder, but she was too lazy to care about it. She replied directly: "Reliably, we know that CP powder is self-emerging and will not go to Chen Min's words, but you should not bother us."

Chen Minxi found out that she seemed to have misunderstood something.

Chen Min smashed a moment to send a message:

"Hey, this is the trumpet I registered. Big, I used to be Chen Minzhen's only powder, but I saw a video of Chen Minzhen and Xu Jingwei who you edited for a thousand years. I think they are so cute~ I became Their CP powder."

After Chen Minzheng finished, he felt a cold in his heart and felt that his whole body goose bumps were up.

He comforted himself in his heart: for knowledge, it is worthwhile to pay for it.

Huang Xiaoxia was still shallow, and she couldn’t resist the crit of Chen Min’s incarnation.

"Mars hit the earth" immediately responded quickly:

"Welcome newcomers to join our family. I have received a few very good personalities today. I can't see them on Weibo~ You should go and learn first. (Smirk)"

Subsequently, she directly linked a link to the network disk.

Chen Minxi opened one of them with a curious attitude.

........

After 57 seconds, Chen Min slammed the article with no expression, switched back to Weibo, and found "Mars hit the Earth."

He clicks [Report] with his finger.

A page pops up [Please select the type of complaint you want].

Chen Minxi did not hesitate to choose [Yellow Information], [personal attack], [harmful information], [fraud information].

Huang Xiaoxia woke up the next day and saw the Weibo system information.

"Your account has been reported by others...."

Huang Xiaoxia, who is half asleep and half asleep: "???"

"Mars hit the earth" Although this account is only deducted some credit points, not sealed, but Huang Xiaoxia still unhappy to the explosion.

Huang Xiaoxia switched to the page of "Guarding the world's most handsome Chen Minhao", and snorted, not losing the name of "the most handsome Chen Minzhen in the world". There are indeed two brushes.

However, she can't figure out why there are [personal attacks] and [fraud information] in her report.

"叮咚".

Weibo prompts to sound.

"Mars hit the earth" and received a new private letter.

"Singing Chen Minxi is the most handsome": "Hello, is this video you made? Link??"

Huang Xiaoxia took a look at the registration time, yesterday.

She snorted and thought about another Chen Min's brain-destroying poisonous powder. She replied unceremoniously: "Yes, but you give me a roll!"

Yao Yiyi, who is far away from Baodao, picked up his eyebrows and thought: No loss is the brain powder of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingwei. Not only is the eyesight poor, but the quality is also too bad.

Yao Yiyi exhaled and told himself time and time again: "Calm, calm, calm for your own happiness."

After calming down, Yao Yiyi began to edit the information:

"I am Chen Min and Yao Yiyi's CP powder. Can you help them cut a similar video?"

Huang Xiaoxia sneered, hitting the keyboard hard:

"Don't pretend, you Chen Min's poison-only powder, Chen Minwei and Yao Yiyi do not call at all, how could there be CP powder."

Yao Yiyi felt that she had been inserted a few knives, but she replied with tears:

"I am really CP Min of Chen Minhao and Yao Yiyi. I won't let you do it. I can give you money and pay you to report."

Huang Xiaoxia sneered three times and tapped the keyboard hard.

"If I accept, you will take a screenshot to announce our conversation. Because if I do videos of Chen Minyi and Yao Yiyi for money, then it is possible to make videos of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingwei for money, which raises the question of "a thousand years" The purity of this video, through this means you can hit the CP powder of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingwei."

Yao Yiyi thought that this person is too much! ! !

But now? Yao Yiyi dumbly eats Huanglian, can’t say anything, and quickly explains

"You really misunderstood me, I can give you money first."

After the message turned two laps, an exclamation mark came out in front.

Weibo warmly reminded Yao Yiyi: "Sorry, the other party has refused to accept your message."

Yao Yiyi felt tears swirling in her eyes, and she felt the world’s malice against her.

The inner pain and suffering inspired Yao Yiyi's creative inspiration. She wiped her tears and entered her own creative studio.

I may not have an eight-headed body or a long leg, but I will use my musical talent to attract your attention.