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Chapter 442: Really cracked (below)
The minds of European fans are flying farther and farther, but Wu Jie is getting closer in the eyes of Real Madrid fans.
He is dribbling the ball to the hinterland of Real Madrid, which makes every Real Madrid fan stand on top of his hair, his eyes widened and dare not even dare to show the atmosphere.
Sanchez felt as if his legs were filled with lead, and for a moment he didn't know how to react. He just stood in the small restricted area with his hands open and didn't have the courage to face Wu Jie.
Sabido also felt his calf trembling, but he didn't know whether he was tired or scared, or both.
However, as the last barrier in front of the restricted area, Sabido greeted him with a face of unlucky luck with a face full of generosity under the fear of death.
At the same time, Camacho, who returned to defense from the side in advance, also rushed over with Sabido with a look of death.
This situation is changed to the past. Of course, Wu Jie used his big foot to move the ball forward, and then no matter how many of you flanked, I just rushed past the ball with the purest speed.
But this time he did not continue to break through with a wide opening and closing, but a rare slowdown to meet Sabido, who was trying to block the breakthrough route in advance by releasing the shovel.
Sabido only saw Wu Jie stop suddenly after slowing down, and then made a light-speed deep-fried meatball with skillful left and right foot techniques. He caught the opportunity when he shoveled out and couldn't get it back to complete the breakthrough.
Camacho yelled at this time. He didn't even watch the football at Wu Jie's feet. He rushed up and hugged Wu Jie's arm like a hungry tiger, and then fell to the ground with a hug.
This is not the most funny scene. After Camacho hugged Wu Jie and fell into the street, he actually lay on the lawn and hugged Sister Wu's thick thighs.
"Pinch the Gobi!"
Wu Jie didn't expect the short legs to be so unaffordable, even though Camacho looked like an overpowered little koala, trying to hug a big tree trunk that was far thicker than himself.
But such a holding method finally made the football under his feet lose control, and finally Camacho dragged a piece to the ground.
"You, let go!"
Wu Jie was very angry, especially after seeing his shorts were torn apart by Camacho, who was not letting go, he even wanted to kick him to death!
"beep"
Of course, the referee would not turn a blind eye to such a blatant malicious foul. He went forward and took out a yellow sapphire God of War card and gave it to Camacho, who would immediately receive the nickname "Mr. Koala"!
"I finally overcome my fear! I finally defeated the demons!"
Camacho turned a blind eye to the yellow card in front of him. After letting go of Wu Jie's thigh, he yelled like a lunatic, with a deadly brain-dead expression on his face.
Of course, his psychological activity would not be enough to shout out, otherwise it would really become a stain for a lifetime.
"It's better than a single shot, that's it!"
"The referee just gave a three-minute stoppage time. Instead of allowing the aliens to be single-handed, paying only a yellow card is very cost-effective!"
"This set-kick is about 289 meters away from the goal. Although it is already in the best range of aliens, it is definitely more cost-effective for him to take a free kick compared to a single-handed kick without any suspense. What if you don’t get in?!"
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The Spanish commentators were embarrassed when they said these words, but not because they forced Camacho to resign, but because they all avoided talking about Camacho's funny and embarrassing foul.
Camacho's foul is not dangerous, but the level of embarrassment is close to social death, especially the funny posture of holding Wu Jie's thigh in the end, which can definitely be rated as one of the most funny scenes in football. .
"Isn't Van Gundy clinging to Mourning's thigh?"
The first time that Ruda in front of TV showed up was this classic shot of the original plane. Although Camacho and Wu Jie’s body contrast is not so exaggerated, he clings to Wu Jie’s thigh like a koala, and how funny he is. Not inferior to Van Gundy.
"Haha, I would like to call this scene the story of the tree and the koala, but our Mr. Jose shouldn't tear the leaves off, this is a show for all ages!"
"Oh, our alien is really too majestic, but I have to say that only in this way can he stop his vibrating and powerful lower limbs from leaving the land, and stop him from flying over the heads of Real Madrid players and soaring into the sky!"
"This is really the most embarrassing tactical foul in football history. Fortunately, there is a safety measure under the aliens' shorts to avoid being exhausted, but considering that poor Mr. Koala can only use this method to make the aliens. Stop, we can think that this foul has achieved its goal at least on a tactical level!"
"It's such a big tree, let the wind blow, hold your head up in the wind and rain, and the ice and fire will not accept it!"
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The Spanish commentator avoided talking about the embarrassment of this foul, and the commentaries of other countries would not be merciful.
This is not the end of the game, Camacho's new nickname has been worn on his head, and even the lyrics have appeared on the Chinese side.
"Asshole, for such a bad foul, my pants are cracked, so you actually gave a yellow card?"
Wu Jie was holding the torn shorts in one hand and shouting at the referee.
His attitude can be described as bad, and ranting at the referee in any era is absolutely nothing good.
But Wu Jie's status at this time is the active player, and it is not even an exaggeration to say that the first person in history.
This penalty is indeed partial to Camacho, so he didn't take out the God of War card and send it to Wu Jie, but reluctantly explained: "Wu, this game is almost over, you go for a free throw!"
This attitude can be regarded as humble, Wu Jie was also shocked when he heard the words, and then naturally he would accept it when he saw it, and turned his angry eyes on Camacho, who was afraid to look at him.
"Is the boss really angry?"
But at this time, Lin Yaodong, Chen Haonan, and even Lu Da and others were very puzzled, because they could not feel the anger of their boss at all?
Seeing that Wu Jie stopped venting at him, the referee first suspended the game and signaled Wu Jie to change his new shorts before making a free throw.
Although the safety pants on his body cover the alien-level murder weapon, he can't dangle back and forth in the game forever. What a decent way this is!
Wu Jie glared at Camacho again, then ran to the sidelines to change into new shorts.
But during this period, his swaying as if the tree trunk was blown by the wind naturally caused the female fans in the stadium to scream continuously!
Who makes the tree trunk shake every time it makes them feel a deep sense of dizziness, and then they are flustered by the extreme heat!
But it is not the fans who are most alarmed at the moment, but the Real Madrid players who are looking at the players who change their shorts and walk back to the stadium!
At a distance of 28 meters, in the direction of the goal, this free kick is very dangerous for any set-kick master to take the penalty, not to mention the alien with an amazing success rate of free throws!
"Damn it, does he need to run that far?"
"It looks like you want to free the elevator ball, but even if you kick the elevator ball, you don't have to go back so far, right?"
"Look, the alien's expression is almost like eating people, and the murderous look in his eyes will even give way to the devil when he sees it!"
"Wu seemed to be a demon without emotion at this moment, and the air around him became icy at this moment, making people feel a bitter shudder!"
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These words of the European commentator are not good things, but watching Wu Jie, who is about to freeze in his murderous aura, this scene really made his enemies and black fans frightened!
Real Madrid players feel the most deeply, especially Camacho, who was dragged to the wall by a group of people, has a frightening feeling. He always feels that Wu Jie’s eyes that want to cut people a thousand times are always facing him. issue.
"He won't kick me on the head?"
Camacho looked at Wu Jie, who had been backing 20 meters in a row, and this thought could no longer be suppressed once it rose.
Wu Jie's run-up distance was really exaggerated. Real Madrid players saw that he finished the ps and finally started to start. After approaching the football at a sprint-like speed, everyone couldn't help but swallowed.
Everyone can guess that Wu Jie's shooting power this time is absolutely terrifying, and if he hits someone in the head, he might be in danger of sacrifice.
Wu Jie's free kick is a nightmare for all goalkeepers, but not only because of those violating physical arcs, his perverted power is also one of the nightmare of the wall and the goalkeeper.
Camacho is about to collapse, he always feels that Wu Jie's free throw is directed at him.
At this time, Wu Jie suddenly turned into a Gustav train gun in his eyes, but the most terrifying thing was that the shells fired by this giant gun actually blasted in his direction!
When Camacho saw this, how dare to jump up, the entire height of the jump was only a little higher than the bricks.
But even so, he could still feel a blast of death rushing toward him.
This is of course an illusion created by the fear, but Wu Jie's heavy bombardment under the ultra-long approach run really kicked with unprecedented force.
The moment his outer instep hits the football with the "big Ivan power", if there is a close-up slow-motion close-up, you can even see that the ball has been seriously deformed under the huge force. There is really such a "football". The sense of sight of the teenager.
Such a terrifying force made the trajectory of the football in the high-speed flight become chaotic. I saw that there was no rotation at all, and the line changed a little when it came up. It seems that the poor football with a wailing sound along the way draws a dragon-like arc The line goes straight into the sky!
"This is an elevator ball, but I have never seen such a scary elevator ball!"
"I rushed up, and then I suddenly fell. That's the smell!"
"Six goals in a game, is he still a human?"
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The fans who are watching the game at this moment have just seen the football soaring towards the stands, as if they have seen the upcoming fall, and some people have even assumed that the goal must be scored.
They don't think there will be any accidents in this ball, everyone's psychological activities have come to the falling stage first!
Even Real Madrid's goalkeeper Sanchez was the same, he completely gave up the save, because the speed of the ball was so fast that only a thought came up, but it was too late to do the action.
At this moment, his psychological activity is: "This Nima started to change lines before it fell. I just surrendered directly!"
But Wu Jie's psychological activity was: "Fuck, I didn't hold it down!"
After he shot out with this heavy shelling, he knew in his heart that he was playing off.
Although this kind of super long approach has improved kinetic energy, it also has a great negative effect on accuracy. He actually made a mistake in the accuracy of his shot.
If nothing happens, this rising dragon arc will not fall at all, but it will really go straight into the sky.
But the accident happened the moment the football just flew over the wall. I saw the football wailing all the way to the sky. Suddenly overwhelmed in mid-air, after hearing a loud bang, it actually exploded from the air. It was torn apart, and then scattered into flying flowers like fireworks.
This description is a bit exaggerated. To be precise, it was scattered into a ball of debris, and the entire football instantly broke into dozens of fragments and flew away.
"puff!"
"What, this?"
"Cracked? Actually cracked?"
"Did I have hallucinations? I actually kicked the football to a blast?"
"Can football be kicked? Am I dreaming?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible! No matter how strong you are, you won't be able to kick the football out!!"
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This scene will only appear in the comics, causing everyone to open their mouths in an instant, and then look foolishly at the football that exploded like a goddess.
At this moment, even Wu Jie is no exception. He also didn't expect that such an outrageous scene would happen with his excessively pretending shot.
There is also no similar picture in his memory. It should be said that he never thought that he would be able to explode football. After all, he is as strong as Carlos and has never played football.
But this is what he has been ignorant of in his previous life. In fact, there are not many cases of playing football. Only **** can not be counted in international competitions.
In the Toyota Cup of the original plane, there have been incidents of playing football because of the low temperature, and there have also been incidents of bad football in the European Cup. There are more incidents in the leagues of those third world countries, even the Chinese Super League. A record of several times that the inside of football has exploded.
Of course, these cases are almost all the reasons why the ball is kicked out of the outer layer with shoe spikes when accidentally facing the foot, or the inner gall is flying out, or the quality of the third world country's league ball is not tested.
But an example like Wu Jie that directly kicked the ball through a free kick was unprecedented.
Especially after the football was kicked, the whole football was torn apart in the air and scattered into dozens of pieces. It is the only one in history. Perhaps the only explanation is that this football has been injured in the previous game. U U Reading www.uukanshu.cOM
But the problem is that at this time, who would think so much! ?
At this moment, all the fans who watched the game were overturned by Wu Jie's shocking kick!
The first thought that Camacho and Sanchez had was "Fortunately, I didn't jump the bomb early, I **** got my life back!"
The referee was even stunned on the spot, and even the whistle in his mouth fell because he couldn't help but open his mouth.
He is an old referee with a resume of 20 years. He has never encountered such an outrageous scene in his life, and he has never even heard of it!
"Impossible, there must be a problem with the quality of the football. No matter how powerful an athlete is, it is impossible to kick the ball into pieces! I dare not shoot the movie like this!"
"How could it be that there is a quality problem? Each of the UEFA Champions League **** has strict access regulations, hardness, air pressure, quality, all have strict standards and pre-match inspections, and more than one football will be used throughout the game!"
"Wu is really not a human being. This kind of power has surpassed the scope of human beings. I can't imagine what a **** picture this shot would be if it hit a wall of people!"
"Wow, this one is so beautiful!"
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This unprecedented burst of footage has been repeatedly slowed down five or six times. The audience at the scene and in front of the TV, as well as the commentators from various countries, began to recover from the extreme shock, and then the breathless discussion began to make "the world" "Football history" is a bit unbearable, almost a cracked picture.
There is no doubt that even if Wu Jie does not score a goal this time, this picture will always be fixed on the first page of football history, and even has the opportunity to become the cover of the entire football history.
But a key question also followed, how should this ball be counted?