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"Are they doing Slam Dunk? It can't be real?"

"Damn, those Chinese are humiliating us!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"..."

At this time, most of the American spectators felt as hopeless as the players on the field, but many American spectators couldn't help shouting loudly, because such a slam dunk has never been seen in the entire history of basketball, and no one even dared to imagine it. There is such an inhuman slam dunk! Even "Slam Dunk", which has become popular in the United States this year, dare not draw like this!

At this time, Shen Lang also regretted letting his subordinates be too restrained. When "Slam Dunk" was first published two years ago, he was worried that high school students in the comics who could dunk dunks would look too flirtatious, so he asked everyone not to make too exaggerated Dunk plot.

But look now, let alone those three perverted guys, even Han Li, a guy who just graduated from high school, was able to face the US team in the final of the Olympic Games with a "big windmill" Slam dunk", now look at those dunks of the talented Liu Chuanfeng and Ying Hua in the comics, it seems that they are far from abnormal, okay!

The Japanese feel the deepest at this time, and they will be even more desperate than the Americans, because the "Slam Dunk" really aroused the popularity of all teenagers in Japan.

But it’s also because it’s so popular, especially after the modification of this plane, almost all of the characters’ heights have been raised by a notch. It can be said that Japanese young people are obsessed with it, but they can’t help it. A kind of unconfident attitude towards basketball is born.

This is exactly one of the intentions they want to achieve by modifying their height. In the comics, Ying Hua directly becomes 1.98 meters. It is 2.06 meters, even Gong Chengtian has 1.78 meters.

The height of these characters alone makes a large number of Japanese junior high school and high school students think that they can play basketball. After all, most Japanese of this age need to look up to Gong Chengtian's height.

If we look at the group of Chinese stars who behaved more perverted in reality, many Japanese viewers in front of the TV couldn't help but think in their hearts: Liu Chuanfeng is not considered the most powerful high school student in Hunan, even if Shonan High School can start from Hunan breaks out. In the future, it will be difficult to dominate the country against the elite teams and geniuses in China, because at that time, a real monster like Lu Da will appear. In other words, a guy like Lu Da should be a manga The main character in the movie, right? Will Liu Chuanfeng and Ying Hua fail to achieve their goal of becoming professional players?

Thinking about it this way, the Japanese are even more desperate!

Because Liu Chuanfeng and Ying Hua already made them feel that there are no such outstanding basketball talents in Japan, but these two people are not even compared to Lu Da and others in reality, I am afraid that even Han Li and Yuan Feihu can not compare.

These two are the main force of the Chinese men's basketball team in Asian games, and they have all witnessed how perverted these two men were when they played the Japanese men's basketball team.

In the end, the Japanese could only come up with a cruel formula - realistic Japanese basketball < high school students in Chinese comics < realistic Chinese women's basketball team < realistic young rookies of Chinese men's basketball team < real Chinese men's basketball stars...

The Chinese players didn't know that the Japanese had such rich inner activities at this time, and they made a very sincere move that made the Americans feel mortified—they saw three monsters performing a "three-flower gathering" dunk, This time, he did not return to defense immediately after the goal, but stopped directly in the penalty area of ​​the US team to celebrate. Of course, it can also be understood as showing off his might, or it is not impossible to call it "Grave Head Jumping Disco".

The first is Wu Jie, the number one dancer. We aliens have too many celebrations, but unfortunately most of them are classics on the football field, which makes basketball fans always ridiculed by football fans as "pick up people's teeth".

But today's aliens finally made a new celebration, and finally made basketball fans look up in front of football fans-I saw Lu Da and Ma Donglong in the opposite half of the court completed an alley that made God cry After cooperating, he, the first passer, clasped his hands and tilted his head immediately, and made a "good night gesture" with a splashing movement, which meant: the children in front of the TV screen can turn off the TV and go to sleep peacefully.

Lu Da's celebration was a few seconds later than Wu Jie's, but it was also the first time he made a celebration - he tapped his left wrist lightly with his right hand, combined with his domineering facial expression, as if Saying to the opponent, "It's noon, and the time for your death has been set."

But the craziest thing this time is not the two of them, but Ma Donglong, who finally completed the world-shattering dunk. I saw this big man rushing all the way to the technical stage after landing, and then, under the surprised eyes of the whole world, jumped Jumped up, then waved his hands and shouted loudly: This is our territory!

At this moment, the Americans became popular, and the stick man collapsed!

However, if there are Americans, or stick people, who think this sentence is a pun, then they will be very happy to be seated by the other party!

But regardless of whether this sentence is a pun or not, Ma Donglong's domineering, aggressive movements and roars this time are enough to add a lot of strength to their dunk that shocked history this time.

Of course, what makes the Americans feel the worst is not only that the three brothers celebrate too much one by one, but that they didn't encounter any defense at all in this attack, and the Chinese didn't even bother to look at them. Just let them run over and throw the ball easily, and a sense of charity has already permeated the audience.

But do you think this is the most heartbreaking place?

Of course not!

The most damning thing is that after Jordan received a pass from Bird in the frontcourt, a three-pointer from the top of the arc with no defensive player ten meters around him actually bounced high and landed directly on the backboard—out of bounds!

"Fuck! Why didn't he layup? Why!"

This is the hysterical accusation of countless Americans. Even Jordan blushed and asked himself at this moment: Why didn't I layup? Even if you go in two steps, you can hit the distance!

But the answer is actually very simple, because facing the Chinese team's slam dunk cooperation that even God would be amazed at this time, especially in the face of such a charity shot, he really couldn't save his face and went further. The ball is very resistant!

Larry Bird said: That's why I pass the ball. It's embarrassing to shoot this ball, but if you can't make it, it's not just as simple as embarrassing! You boy is still too young!

Jordan really broke down at this moment! He has the urge to flee this stadium immediately, and hide at home forever from now on!

At this moment, he really has no face to face the eyes of the whole world that must be full of ridicule and sarcasm.

Fortunately, he didn't see that just behind him, Wu Jie showed a very sinister expression of disbelief, and then spread his hands together, making a gesture of helplessness.

"Papa papa papa papa..."

Don't get me wrong, it's not the sound of a slap in the face, it's the sound of countless televisions being turned off across the United States!

Even in American households in this era, most of the TVs do not have remote controls, and are still designed with physical switches.

"beep!"

Just when the audience was half silent and half began to shout for the continuous epic performance, the referee from Argentina finally blew the foul of Ma Donglong's illegal celebration, and did it with a good-natured smile. There was a technical foul gesture!

To be honest, this picture is more like the visual sense of awarding the Medal of Honor to the fighting heroes!

"Crack!"

Don't get me wrong, this is not the voice on the TV, but a real slap in the face of Americans!

At this time, Ruda had already walked back to his home half. After seeing the referee's penalty, he immediately smiled contemptuously, and then made a "please" gesture towards the American in a very gentlemanly manner!

"Wow, isn't that too much?"

"I blush for Americans!"

"By the way, the ball was unguarded just now, and it actually hit the backboard?"

"Haha, are the Americans here to be funny?"

"They may have watched "Slam Dunk" too much! Isn't this a tribute to Ying Hua's funny guy?"

"Hey, this is no more fun than watching "Slam Dunk"!"

"..."

Audiences from all over the world couldn't help complaining about the funny scenes of Americans, and of course they laughed at their embarrassment and embarrassment.

This is the world-famous and daunting American Dream Team!

Who would have thought that meeting the Chinese team, such a fantasy team, would be as funny as a clown!

This is really off the charts, pulling the big crotch myself!

Therefore, the mentality of the American players can be imagined. Now **** really can't save them!

So, after the witty Larry Bird made two free throws, the US team fell into a four-minute scoring drought!

The Chinese team said: They did not resort to any killer tricks, even the "full court press" was useless, but the American players just couldn't score goals on the court.

Of course, if you analyze it after the fact, it is not difficult to find out the problem. The reason is that American players started to pass the ball crazily, but no one is resolute in singles, and everyone is frantically throwing the blame.

This problem is actually not difficult to find. Before the NBA allowed zone defense, it was basically a singles league. The core rules all encouraged stars to play singles. Therefore, "singles" is also a stunt for American players to dominate the basketball world.

But today, it should be said that after Jordan's funny three-pointer, even the leader of the beggar gang himself no longer played singles, they really didn't dare to play.

During the offensive round of the US team, that basketball was like being smeared with shit. Whoever holds it will burn it!

This naturally led to an extremely poor performance on the offensive end of the US team. The basketball either passed the pass and lost it, or was forced into the corner by an unsuitable zone defense and made a mistake, or after time was running out. Forced to make a strong shot.

On the other hand, the Chinese team, at the end of the first half, they exchanged jerseys with the original American team. Basically, as soon as the three brothers get the ball, they all disperse, and the three brothers take turns to play singles!

This tactic is not Chinese at all, but the effect is surprisingly amazing.

Naturally, in the last five minutes of the first half, the game was completely reduced to a show where the three brothers showed their talents and showed their coquettishness!

Finally, in the last 0.4 seconds of the first half, as Malone missed a mid-range shot, the score had reached a level that Americans couldn't bear to look at—78:30.

"How many points are we... behind?"

"I don't want to count, don't tell me the answer!"

"This must be a nightmare! This can't be real?!"

"Impossible, this is impossible! We were number one in the world last month!"

"That's right, but our national team doesn't seem to have won against China once!"

"..."

It is difficult for the Americans to accept this **** score, but they seem to have forgotten that the first half of the game is not over yet!

But at this moment, even the Chinese audience felt that the first half of the game was over, including Qian Chenghai, who stood up and prepared to say hello to the lifeless head coach on the opposite side, and then returned to the locker room with their heads held high.

However, just when most of the Chinese players were about to serve and leave the court directly, the captain Lu Da requested a timeout for the first time!

"What, the Chinese team requested a timeout?"

"I'm not hallucinating, am I?"

"Are they, are they going to continue to humiliate us?"

"Damn it, call a meaningless timeout at this time, other than wanting to humiliate us in person, what other reason can there be!"

"..."

At this time, not only the American audience felt that Ruda's request for a timeout at this moment was intentionally humiliating them, even the American players who had been in a state of despair all the time were stimulated with red eyes.

Of course, if they are out of anger, or if they are about to be beaten and cried, then they can't tell, but this action is a bit too villainous in the eyes of Chinese audiences!

Soon, there were even some boos at the scene, because the Chinese team, which has never used timeouts, will still have five timeouts in hand.

The reason why they booed was precisely because Ruda actually yelled another one after the timeout ended.

This behavior, which is even more villainous than the villain, has finally been confirmed by everyone, he is deliberately humiliating the Americans!

Even the White House is going to protest in front of the Rabbit's embassy!

You are too bullying!

But there are even more bullying things. When Luda called out the third timeout in a row, even many comrades in the military region collectively organized to watch the game, this meeting felt that killing people was nothing more than nodding their heads. Boss, this is a bit too much Ah, let's give the QTMD American devils a good time and forget it!

The mentality of the American players also changed at this time. Fortunately, after the third timeout, Ruda finally did not call a fourth timeout, otherwise they would really blow up!

But after finally playing again, this time the Americans were really so angry that their eyes turned red!

But don't think that American players in this state have regained their fighting spirit, because the two are not the same thing at all.

Besides, no one would think that Ruda's three timeouts were to score another goal.

This was 1988, and the chronograph wasn't really accurate to one decimal place.

The previous timer appeared to be accurate to a few tenths of a second, but it was impossible to judge the real time at the moment when the player made a shot. To put it bluntly, the screen and the timer were out of touch, and it was impossible to compare frames to within 0.1 seconds.

So even in the cognition of basketball players all over the world, 0.5 seconds is the limit for players to catch and shoot. If it is less than 0.5 seconds, it is impossible to make a shot in time. Now the Chinese team's 0.4 seconds and 0 seconds are no different.

But technology is advancing, including imagination.

The Seoul Olympics this time used frame-by-frame comparison technology for the first time, and the provider of the technology was a subsidiary of Lenovo.

But at this moment, even the Chinese players don't think there is still a chance to shoot at this time, but seeing the serious faces of the three bosses, they dare not express their inner thoughts, but follow the rules very seriously. The coach's tactical execution.

Lu Da's tactical arrangement during the timeout was to let Han Li serve from the sideline, and the other players stood in a group near the top of the arc, and the Big Three stood close to each other.

Such a serious formation gave the American players an ominous premonition, but before they could think about it, Lu Da used the cover of the strong Pan Dongqing to kill under the basket, making a gesture of lobbing; At the same time, Wu Jie and Ma Donglong also completed a screen. After the two separated, one ran to the low post and the other ran to the three-point line. They both seemed to be running to catch the ball.

This shocked the American players. They immediately chose to rush to Ruda, because the only option to complete the shot in 0.4 seconds seemed to be an alley catch!

But Han Li threw the ball directly to Wu Jie who ran beyond the three-point line by himself without even a defensive player by his side.

After receiving the ball, Wu Jie had no chance to aim at all, let alone time to adjust his posture. He was like receiving a hand grenade with a pull ring, and threw the ball without raising his head...

"Fuck, he made a move!?"

"Is the ball not timed out?"

"Impossible! How could there be time to shoot in 0.4 seconds!"

"This... the ball won't go in, will it?"

"Impossible to enter! Impossible to enter!"

"..."

At this moment, the audience all over the world went crazy!

The Chinese team actually made a shot in 0.4 seconds!

Did they really want to score this goal?

They don't really score a goal in 0.4 seconds, do they?

This is obviously a sling match, but why is everyone watching it so popular?

"Shua!"

Wu Jie's shot is not like the animated version of "Slam Dunk" ~lightnovelpub.net~ One shot can win an entire episode.

In fact, before most people's thoughts were fully settled, the ball was extremely precise, crisp, and smashed into the net without any suspense!

But Wu Jie, who was in the center of the miracle at this time, of course wanted to do something different - he didn't care whether the ball was timed out, or even just after throwing the ball, he didn't wait for the basketball to enter the basket, and then just shot it. He turned around in a chic way, and then raised his hands tightly, posing in a chic three-point pose, and made a "thrust into the waist" movement with all his strength!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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Alas, typing in the hospital is really uncomfortable. I used to suffer from severe pain when I broke my legs every day. When I returned to the ward, the height and posture of typing on the bed were too awkward. The bed was too hard, and there was nothing to lean on. , After writing for a while, my back hurts, my neck hurts, my **** hurts.