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Chapter 594: physics no longer exists

The latest website: On June 14, 1990, the massacre known as the "Bolivia tragedy" shocked the entire football world! Fu

The cruelty of Chinese football has plunged the whole world into a state of panic, especially the other two teams in Group F. This will really break their hearts and gallbladders, for fear that they will become the next victim.

After the Chinese team created an unprecedented tragedy in the World Cup, they went back to prepare for the second game of the group in a low-key manner.

During this period, apart from media such as CCTV and World Football Magazine, there was basically no contact with this group of most terrifying football stars on earth.

However, the rise of Asian teams still attracted a lot of attention. The next day, the North Korea VS Netherlands match in Group G shocked the world with a 0:0.

This game really shocked Europe. The Dutch team was the champion of the European Cup in 1988. With the Orange Legion of the Three Musketeers, this World Cup has Ronald Koeman, Rij Kaard, Gullit, Van Basten's four football superstars, and newcomers such as Witzger, Roy, and Winter are also gradually rising. In short, the Orange Legion's roster has a lot of famous figures in European football.

But it is such a seeded team that plays offensive football that was actually tied by North Korea, which is currently only ranked fifth in Asia. This has to make the world football once again surprised by the speed of progress in Asian football.

"Damn, just look at that horrible Chinese team! These Asian teams always play against such a devil team, it is impossible not to improve quickly!" Fu

"That's right. I heard that many Asian teams train in China all the year round, and they are even in the same training base as the Chinese team. I don't know how many times they have played against each other."

"What? This is too enviable! Don't they often see aliens?"

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The level shown by the Asian teams in this World Cup surprised many people, and they were immediately associated with the Chinese team by the media and fans from various countries.

This is not wrong. The shocking performance of these Asian teams is indeed related to the frequent **** abuse by the Chinese team.

This is like a low-star king playing a month of training matches with a top professional team, and then letting him go back to play the low-star king game, it must be a relief and handy.

In addition, this Dutch team, which is very strong on paper, was originally very overwhelmed for some reason. The entire World Cup schedule was unbeaten, and they finally went home with 3 draws and 1 loss. Fu

So today's draw by the tenacious North Korea is not too surprising. After all, North Korean football has always had a tradition of exploding in the World Cup. Even if it wins the Netherlands today, it is not too unpopular.

"Hey, it really isn't a real Asian team!"

But on the same day, when the Australian team lost 0:3 to Austria two hours later, the European and American media naturally began to report that the "Asian teams" were not all upset creators.

However, the Asian media have cast disdainful eyes on Australia, because they do not think that Australia is an Asian team, and they are dissatisfied with the forced merger with Oceania into a division.

Therefore, under the leadership of the Chinese team in this World Cup, and most of the Asian teams are playing very competitively, today's disastrous Australian team has replaced Saudi Arabia and become Asia's shame.

What, you said that Saudi Arabia was poured 6 balls?

Then there is a reason for the camels, what kind of team are they playing! Fu

You can't fight back even if you kick the extravagant Austria, so is it going to lose 6 games to Mexico? After losing 6 to Mexico, do you have to lose 9 to Spain?

At this time, the eyes of the whole world are paying attention to the Chinese team, and of course his Asian followers.

But at this time, the Chinese team, which was at the forefront of public opinion, was unusually quiet, as if all this had nothing to do with them.

This low-key continued until nearly a week later, because the second group match of the Chinese team will finally start on June 21.

There is indeed a lot of rest time. After the expansion of the World Cup to 32 teams this year, the schedule has become much more scientific, especially the interval between each game in the group stage is six days, which makes everyone very comfortable.

The Irishman said: Comfortable fart! Do you know how painful it is to wait to die?

This is really pitiful. Ireland, the hippest player in the first-tier team, has become the object of everyone's unanimous sympathy and gloating after being assigned to Group F. Fu

But the small group knows that the strength of this team is not bad. Although their lineup is not as brilliant as the Netherlands, and there is not even a leading brother who can be called a superstar, this team has many low-key talents. Players, the starting lineup has no obvious shortcomings, the chemical reaction is very good, and the coaching staff is also among the best. Such a team is the easiest to become a dark horse.

European football will always give birth to such dark horses, and even many dark horses can really be black to the end.

This also proves from the side that European football has a strong background, especially there are always many low-key capable players, and their performance in major competitions is often better than those famous superstars.

Of course, it can also be said the other way around, many well-known club stars, their performance in the national team competition is very hip.

The Netherlands this year is a typical example, and Ireland is another typical example.

But it's a pity that the Irishman encountered the Chinese team who would kill them all when they met. At this time, the ferocious rabbit doesn't care who the opponent is, as long as it encounters it, it will definitely smash it to pieces!

Ruda has publicly issued a "zero goal declaration", which makes the Chinese team dare not neglect the slightest defense. Even the last loss that underestimated the enemy may be strangled to death. Fu

His military order that anyone who can score a goal for the Chinese team will immediately retire on the spot has also spread wildly around the world this week.

In the history of the World Cup, no team has ever achieved a "zero goal", not even a team that only conceded one goal. The current record for the fewest goals conceded is only three goals.

Therefore, Ruda's "zero goal declaration" can cause an uproar all over the world, and it also makes many people wait to see the scene of his retirement on the spot.

But the Irish team obviously couldn't do this. Throughout the first half of the game, the Irish team undoubtedly fell behind in terms of statistics. Among them, the number of shots was only 3 times, which is not much better than Bolivia.

On the other hand, the Chinese team can be described as aggressive. In the first half, they completed 12 shots, 6 of which were on target, and created a full 4 goals.

It is worth mentioning that Wu Jie scored again in the first half today, and it was a "dragon" who had been away from the world for a long time.

In the 11th minute of the first half, Wu Jie took advantage of Wang Yuanlin's free kick from a position on the right, about 27 meters away from the goal. Finally, under the eyes of fans all over the world, he staged a free kick that only Chinese players can achieve. The "elevator ball" kicked out. Fu

At that time, his ball drew an exaggerated C-shaped arc in the air. The Chinese commentator described it as "light as a frightened bird, graceful as a dragon." This is an exclusive goal for aliens!

Then this remark was slapped in the face by a person in the second half, and this person's name was not an outsider, it was Lu Da who had been firmly remembered by the whole world and was waiting to overturn his car to see his jokes.

This anti-physical goal that stunned the aliens occurred in the 66th minute of the second half.

Ruda was defending the Irish team's corner kick at the time, and he ejected effortlessly from the crowd, overpowering Whiteside and Armstrong, who were obviously tall but looked like two dwarfs next to him, and It was half a body taller than everyone else, and easily pushed the ball out.

The impact of this scene is too strong. Every time Ruda is defending corner kicks and free kicks, he looks like a tall and big adult who got into the exclusive court for elementary school students to bully others.

Lin Yaodong, a goalkeeper who is extremely good at defending high-altitude balls, always feels safe when he sees this scene.

Of course, it is a bit painful, because with Ruda defending the high-altitude ball on the back line, he really has nothing to do! Fu

But this defense was just the beginning of Ruda becoming a public enemy of physics. I saw the Irish captain McGrath control the football that Ruda pushed out, and immediately passed the ball to the forward who seemed to be unmarked in the penalty area for a moment. Hamilton.

"be cheated!"

But as soon as the ball was passed, McGrath knew that it would not be a second, because the next moment he saw Zheng Guohong and Shang Yun, who was starting today, including Lu Da's long legs, all of which were horizontal. In the passing lane.

Obviously, all three of them noticed this loophole early on, and even deliberately released this loophole as a trap, just waiting for him to deliver the ball to their feet.

But they didn't expect that they were not the only ones who had a hundred eyes on each other, because even Lin Yaodong moved to the direction where there might be a threat the moment McGrath passed the ball without a trace.

So strictly speaking, even if this pass can accidentally bypass the saturated interception of three people who set traps in advance, when Hamilton shoots, he still has to face the goalkeeper who makes the forwards all over the world go limp when they see it.

But the reality is that this pass didn't even pass Luda's first hurdle, and his long legs directly intercepted the ball halfway. Fu

After stealing the ball, Ruda went forward. Although his strength was a bit stronger, he still relied on his amazing explosive power, especially his domineering body, and directly bounced McGrath five meters away on the spot. , and then landed and rolled for several meters before stopping.

The referee on duty did not hesitate and did not call Ruda for a foul.

Although McGrath was as exaggerated as if he was hit by a big truck, but facing Ruda's monster-like body, it is estimated that the aliens would have to fly several meters away.

It's good that this guy didn't get hit to death, still want a card?

"Fuck, I'll do it myself!"

After Luda broke through easily, or easily knocked McGrath into the air, he looked up and saw that there was no one in front of him, and even the goalkeeper on the opposite side seemed to be standing a little forward.

At this time, he suddenly felt a surge of evil in his heart, and he immediately pushed the ball forward. After taking three big strides, he slammed the thigh that was about to catch up with the other's thick legs, and then It was a loud bang! Fu

"Fuck! Did the football blow up?"

The loud noise caused the players of the two nearby teams to have an exaggerated idea. They couldn't even see the flight trajectory of the football after it was violently shot, because the ultra-long-range shot from the backcourt was really Too TM burst!

Ireland's goalkeeper Jennings did not expect that Ruda would shoot there, let alone that the ball would explode to such an extent that it might actually explode directly from the air.

But at the very first moment, he was sure in his heart that he would stop him.

After all, this shot was more than 50 meters away, and the force of the explosion should have slowed down after flying 30 meters.

He was right. Afterwards, the statistics of this kick exceeded 215 kilometers per hour. The non-human shot, the last 20 meters still slowed down and showed its original shape. It can even be seen that the flight trajectory of the ball has obviously deviated from the goal.

Jennings had already retreated to the small restricted area at this moment, and just after seeing this, he was relieved when he saw the black and white football suddenly jump left and right. Fu

"Damn it, did you **** too much?"

At this time, Jennings only had this idea, and then he saw the strange ball flying to the penalty area, as if physics did not exist, and it was like the protagonist's curved shot, moving left and right in front of him for several times. Once, after forming a weird "S"-shaped arc, with an obvious sudden drop, it floated towards the goal in front of him like a cartoon into reality.

Facing the shot that was enough to lift Einstein's coffin, Jennings didn't even raise his hand symbolically at the last moment. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

From the TV screen, the audience thought that he had been petrified at that moment, but after retreating to the small penalty area, he stood there stupidly, watching the flying football without moving.

"boom!"

At this time, Jennings, who was motionless, heard a loud noise of what suddenly exploded behind him!

"Huh? There seems to be a sound? But whatever, physics doesn't exist anymore! Maybe in the next second, this world won't exist either! Will I go to heaven then?" Fu

Jennings was in a state of cognitive subversion, and when he heard the sound of something exploding, he had no intention of looking back at all, and stood there stupidly as if he had lost his soul, thinking in his heart whether he was dream? Are you qualified to go to heaven!

It would be estimated that the earth exploded, and he didn't even bother to move!

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