Black-bellied Movie Emperor’s Clever Wife
~: A coke corpse (1)
The starry sky in the mountains is a beautiful scenery that must be enjoyed in life. There is no floating cloud in the sky. The stars are brighter and clearer than ever before, just like the silver-gray sky covered with eye-catching gems, and the crystal soft Glorious, elegant and secluded, the stars in the sky are dense and vast. From the northwest sky, across the sky, obliquely sloping toward the southeast earth, the vastness makes people seem to be in the universe.
Even once I looked up, a dazzling arc of light crossed the silent night sky, shining white light, and fell silently, like tears under the stars, that shiny white line, like the reappearance of the Milky Way, wiped out the extremely strange Shine.
The reason why the meteor is beautiful, the beauty in the moment of beauty, the beauty in the moment of tears, and the beauty of the ethereal end of life.
When looking up at the starry sky, the troubles are just a cloud of smoke, and the wind blows away.
In such a dark night, in addition to starlight, there is also firelight.
Although it is summer, a bonfire is still necessary. In addition to lighting, it is also for heating, because the mountain climate is typical of a large temperature difference between morning and evening, and can also dispel animals that come out for food at night.
Through the accumulated wood and branches, the fire is burning and the red light is shining.
Everyone finished eating the curry of Kangxi cuisine, drinking Kopi (civet coffee) cooked by Wei Bao, and could not speak comfortably.
An Hui and You Jia saw another meteor passing by and quickly stood up to make a wish.
"Wish me become the shadow of the big red and big purple, and then marry into the rich!"
"I wish I could be the most powerful special effects makeup artist in the world, and old Geng can make a fortune!"
Making a wish under the stars is a thing that many people like to do. The stars in the sky, do their best to fuse together the little light, although it is not comparable to the glory of the sun or the clarity of the moon, but The dreamy light still spilled into the world, illuminating people's hearts and bringing people beautiful dreams.
Suddenly, Jing Sai said quietly, "I wish all the perverted killers under the sky would die."
This is the role of the people's police.
An Hui stomped, "A Jing, what are you doing at this time to say such a dark thing."
"Where is it grey, what a bright wish."
You Jia smiled and said: "It really is a policewoman who has been on the cover of the People's Police Magazine, it is different."
Moral integrity is really noble.
Everyone laughed suddenly.
There is no entertainment at night in the mountains. After eating, tidying up the dishes, washing them, you can go into the tent to rest, but there are four women in it, it is summer, and there is a lot of sweat during the day, so you have to wash the hot water After bathing, Weibao's RV is fully functional.
For the sake of safety, the man is guarding outside the car, and the woman gets in the car first to take a shower.
Although this RV is luxurious, there is only one shower room, everyone guesses the order, and finally Yu Jia will wash it first.
The awning on the side of the door was opened, and a small table could be placed underneath. Geng Bumei and Ji Xiaonan were sitting there playing cards.
"Come on, did you finally change the sports underwear?" An Hui's cries came from the car.
Xuan Xuan was embarrassed to say that this was bought by Kangxi, so he had to lighten up.
An Hui glanced at the style and shouted again, "You are wearing La.Perla underwear. When did you become so tall?"
La.Perla, Italy's top luxury fashion brand, with many products, women's underwear, is hailed as the most feminine feminine products, deeply sought after by many stars and ladies.
皛 皛 doesn't know much about this, but she has seen the price tag on her underwear, which can only be described as 'burning money'.
Jing Sa squeezed her eyebrows and said, "As a good sister, what do you want to say?"
"Say what?"
Jing Sa ’s intimidation of long teeth and dancing claws, "Come on, be frank and wide, and resist strict!"
He smiled and took a step back, "Don't make trouble, there is really nothing to say."
What she can say about this kind of thing is that someone feels that sports underwear is unsightly and affects his visual system. She keeps breaking her ears and thinking. In order to calm her ears, she has to change it.
Added: Someone is very good at choosing underwear and is very comfortable to wear.
However, she was embarrassed to say this.
When girls are together, once they get into trouble, the better the relationship, the more crazy they will be. The most common thing is to grab the other's chest. In addition to grabbing, they will also pinch two.
"Jing Sa, let go!" He looked at Lushan's claws on his chest blushing.
"Hey, hey, it's getting bigger again, you can't resist it, this is proof!"
"How can there be?"
"Really? Let me touch it!" An Hui also rushed over.
As everyone knows, this car is closed when the sunshade is opened, and the sound insulation is not very good. This conversation was heard by Geng Bumei and Ji Xiaonan who are playing cards.
Both of them blushed involuntarily.
In fact, it ’s good to bring girls out for camping. Listening to this conversation is so imaginative.
Ji Xiaonan heard nosebleeds coming out.
After they had finished their bath, it was men's turn to wash, and then there was the problem of sleeping in tents.
Kangxi naturally wanted to be with Xuanxuan, but after he came out of the shower, An Hui and Jing Sa had slept in the tents that Zang Zang had set up. An Hui had refused to sleep in the tent, but no one accompanied her. The sleeping car, a strange person alone, coupled with the persuasive persuasion, said that it was difficult to come to camp. How could it be worthy of camping without sleeping once? She had to touch her nose and followed her into the tent.
When I entered, I found that the tent was much better than she thought. The ground was covered with waterproof mats, which were soft and thick, and the surroundings were sealed. The worms also put insect repellent herbs in the four corners, because the tent was large enough. Where she sleeps, it's okay to roll around compared to the bed on the RV, and she doesn't care.
Kangxi saw that the zipper on the door of the tent was locked, and there was no chance of even going in, destined to sleep alone tonight.
The wound on the Taotao Jun was not good, and with another blow, he was all limped.
In the camp, in addition to the public tent and the tent set by Kangxi, there is a big tent for Wei Bao and Ji Xiaonan. Geng Bumei has his own tent, which he and You Jia use.
Kangxi couldn't sleep tossing and turning in his 'advanced apartment' alone. He pulled his hair and crawled out of his sleeping bag. He walked into Weibao and Ji Xiaonan's tent depressedly. They didn't sleep long after they saw him. , Suddenly, "Why are you here?"
"I can't sleep, you must not sleep!"
Ji Xiaonan Road: "I rely on, what kind of mentality do you have!"
Kangxi said, "Normal mentality!"
Ji Xiaonan spit on his face, "Normal !? Your face clearly says me, want, wait, sleep!"
That is, desire dissatisfaction.
Kangxi, who was poked at the painful spot, glared fiercely and immediately possessed the devil.
Suddenly, Limiao cried outside the tent, "Kangxi ..."
Kangxi immediately changed from the grudging form of the Tibetan mastiff to a little sheep, and quickly opened the curtain, "What's wrong?"
"Are there mosquito coils? There are mosquitoes in our tent."
Under the moonlight, her hair was black, and her skin was like jade. She smiled and showed an indescribable charm. The moonlight shone in her clear eyes, like two stars. With the evening breeze, she could smell it. The sweet fragrance after bathing on her body.
Kangxi's first reaction was to pounce, but unfortunately, there was a clear alert in his eyes, and a trace of intimidation.
If he wants to pass these seven days well, he'd better not act rashly.
"No mosquito coils, come to this tent without mosquitoes."
The mosquitoes have been caught by Ji Xiaonan and there are no more.
Ji Xiaonan originally wanted to refuse, but for the sake of personal safety in the future, he couldn't help but agree.
Wei Bao shrugged indifferently.
So, the three men and three women exchanged their tents. After the tents were changed, they went to sleep, looked at the lights in the tents, and Kangxi's depression made him pull out Geng Bumei from the tents.
The two were on fire, and they were cut off so stiffly that when Geng Wuiming was pulled out, he couldn't even wear pants.
The night was quiet and the women were asleep, but the four men stared at the moon.
In one corner, glutinous rice and sesame nest are sleeping together beside the tent, which is very sweet.
Geng Bumei felt that life was really sad, not even a dog.
The night is cold and boring ...
His heart is even colder.
Suddenly, the lights in the tents of Zanyan, Anhui and Jingsa lighted up again. Listening to the sound, it was Anhui who was not used to sleeping and asked to sleep between the two. Suddenly reflected a graceful figure.
Ji Xiaonan's eyes brightened, and he thought they had an ice cream. "Guess who this is?"
Kangxi recognized it at a glance and proudly said, "It's a 皛 皛, and the two ladies are not as plump as the 皛 皛!"
When the words fell, he suddenly changed his face, immediately covering the eyes of others: "No, accurate, look!"
"It's just a shadow, and you can't see anything!"
"That's not allowed!"
"Go to bed!"
"No sleep!"
"..."
This is a bit excessive.
Tonight, Kangxi had a very "thrilling" dream. He dreamed that He didn't want him anymore, and ran away with a group of monarchs holding hands, and lived a happy life ever since.
He woke up from the dream in cold sweat, panting in panic, suddenly remembering the condoms he had brought, and hiding them quickly, staying here for six days, if the condoms he bought were out of use, he said He may be worried about him.
This will definitely not work. The group of servants under his hands do nothing but do one thing.
**
In the early morning, the dawn was dawning, and the sparse sunlight flowed down through the branches and leaves. The shaded trees on the ground, such as smoke and fog, long peaks and mountains, and no end in sight, lush trees, at a glance are green and lush , People inside, like floating in the green sea.
The awakening woke up earlier than anyone else. He came out of the tent and stretched out. The campfire in the camp was extinguished. There was a white smoke. When Sesame saw her coming out, he followed her and shook his tail.
Glutinous rice lazily continued to stay in the nest, and Luan touched its brain door. When he saw that he was very energetic, he took out his special dog food from the cabinet on the RV, and poured out an appropriate amount according to the scale of the measuring cup. Put a bowl in front of it. Because of pregnancy, it has an excellent appetite and eats as soon as it is eaten.
Sesame is also hungry, and coquettishly snorted.
He smiled and said, "Come on, let's go hunting, you only have something to eat if you catch the rabbit."
Sesame immediately raised her ears, arched her back, and looked like a male.
After three quarters of an hour, Limiao caught a lively rabbit and threw it into a home-made cage. The sesame barked and wagged its tail for reward.
He gave him a big chicken leg cooked in white water. It flew to catch him and drank into the dog kennel.
At this time, the sun had risen to old heights. Despite the scorching sun, the pine forest was flourishing here, and the leaves of the forest did not penetrate the sunlight. , Blooming flowers.
Not far away, the sweet-scented osmanthus in the sky and the mountains bloomed, clusters, clusters, looking from a distance, the golden light gleamed like a cluster of yellow gold.
She loves such nature, quiet and serene, as if she could spend her life here.
While she was enjoying nature's hug, a black figure pounced behind her, catching her fiercely like a wolf who had been hungry for years without eating.
When Kangxi woke up, he knew he was late, because of that dream, he didn't sleep well all night, and the whole person was in a state of low air pressure, and he couldn't bear it when he saw him.
He chewed her lips fiercely, "No sleep with the maid tonight!"
She laughed and wrapped around his neck, causing him another bite, and then he gasped against her forehead, as if unwilling, and took another bite at the tip of her nose, but the momentum was obviously weak Alright, "Lord ..."
"Unless you agree to just sleep!" After she finished, she added: "The kind of sleep that does nothing."
She was so shameless to do that kind of thing with him in the tent. The tent was not soundproof, and it was ashamed to be heard.
He was very dissatisfied with this, but he nodded and agreed. The so-called meat may not be eaten, but he should only let him see the meat.
"Hungry?" Seeing her sweating, there was an extra rabbit in the cage, knowing that she had gone hunting.
She took a sip on his lips, "Hungry!"
Kangxi kissed her fiercely again and took her little hand to cook at the counter.
When the meal was ready, the others smelled the scent and they all rose again. It was another day to brush their teeth and wash their faces.
So peaceful and serene, occasionally going up the mountain to admire the scenery, sometimes hunting for fish, and looking up at the starry sky at night, four days soon passed, and You Jia and Jing Sa, under the guidance of 皛 皛, already had the basic level of camping skills Hui unexpectedly became interested in camping and ran like a wild girl running around the mountain. As a result, he caused a wild boar to be chased and cried. Fortunately, Ji Xiaonan discovered it early, otherwise her beautiful picture 'S little face was ruined.
In the evening, Zanzhen was going to teach Jing Sa, You Jia, and An Hui how to slaughter rabbits. The three of them were holding the slaughter knife nervously behind her, and their hands were shaking.
He took the newly caught rabbit out of the cage, fat and strong, probably knowing that he was about to die soon, struggling desperately.
The three of them were meat eaters on weekdays, but the first slaughter was still the first one. They were not as calm as the 皛 皛, they did not dare to start.
He turned the rabbit upside down with his belly facing up. When he was preparing to slaughter, he found that he had raised **** on his stomach and swelled like a small cherry.
She frowned, flicked her hands, turned the rabbit back, let it touch the ground on all fours, and then let go of the hand, letting it run away.
An Hui exclaimed: "Lord, how did you let it run!" This is today's supper.
She is very interested in camping now. I don't know if it is an illusion. She feels that she has been young for a few days.
"This is a female rabbit. She had just laid her cubs. She should have been caught by us when she came out to forage." She clapped her hands and stood up. "There are also hunting principles for hunting. The fish are not eaten in April because there are thousands of fish. In the belly, the three spring birds do not fight, because the son is waiting for the mother to return in the nest. "
Humans are the highest animals on earth, they eat everything, but they must keep a grateful heart while eating.
With all creatures, human beings can live, and sometimes a good life is a nest of life.
This was what his father often said when teaching her camping skills, and she kept it in mind.
"If we don't kill, others will kill."
皛 皛 said: "Just be ashamed."
"What to eat that night?" After a few days of staying, the food brought out was almost exhausted. This time has passed the time of hunting. Because it is easy to get into trouble at night, the park is only allowed to hunt during the day.
Zuan Xuan pointed to Kangxi. "Relax, he always has a way."
Since he met Kangxi, he never let her hungry.
He did not disappoint her, although he once said with swear that he would n’t cook for anyone except for 皛 皛, but in camping, he completely broke the ring.
Because the rabbit ran away, the ingredients were gone, and the remaining food was not enough for eight people to eat. Kangxi had to go down the mountain with Ji Xiaonan to replenish the ingredients. When he came back, he brought a big leg of lamb and said that there were villagers doing happy events nearby. The bridegroom is a staff member of the park. When the bride came over to give out candy, she recognized Kangxi wearing big sunglasses. Kangxi saw that their family was doing a happy event, and actively said a few auspicious words to make the bride fascinated. Three ways, this free big leg of lamb was handy.
The leg of lamb is very fresh, and it is still a specialty of the Great Montenegro. Everyone was so excited that they quickly found a wooden rack to roast the leg of lamb.
When the leg of lamb was roasted with oil and the fragrance was fragrant, a group of people were greedy with green light in their eyes.
As soon as Kangxi said he could eat it, he threw it like a hungry wolf, but he didn't grab it because Kangxi had already cut off the best part when he baked it.
He also made wheat tortillas, put the cut lamb into it, put on lettuce, radish, cucumber, cumin, and then roll it up to eat, the taste is top, not greasy, not fragrant, and the sweetness of vegetables Taste, wonderful match.
Glutinous rice and sesame seeds were also divided into a big bone, and two dogs were chewed, shaking their tails in joy.
In the evening, after taking a bath, Mr. Huang waited for Kangxi to come back in the tent. He suddenly rushed in, but the clothes were not changed. She was stunned, "Did you not take a bath?"
He was excited: "Lord, do you want to see the fireflies?"
"firefly?"
"Well, I went down the mountain today to listen to the happy event and said that there is a cave nearby, and there are often fireflies."
Fireflies are well-known 'cleanliness' insects. They have extremely high requirements on the environment. The ecological environment must be in a non-polluting area, especially the water must not be polluted, nor should there be light pollution.
Because of the destruction of human environment, the number of fireflies is extremely rare.
"Okay, I'll call A Jing them ..." This rare opportunity will naturally be shared with the sisters.
He grabbed her hand. "It may not be true. Let's go and see first. If there is nothing, don't we let them run for nothing?"
It ’s right to think about it. The fireflies are already rare. Who knows what is in the cave, maybe one or two, it ’s boring, so go ahead and talk about it.
The two walked away from the others and went to the cave with fireflies. Fireflies generally like to live in damp, watery, overgrown places, especially on the banks of streams and rivers.
Along a path in the mountain, they meandered straight up, heard the sound of the stream and the river, and turned aside the grass, and faintly saw a cave blocked by the dense pine forest.
"Is it here?"
Kangxi took a photo with a flashlight, "I didn't see any other caves around here, it should be here."
"Kangxi, is that a barbed wire fence?" Mr. Xu pointed to the collapsed barbed wire fence not far away. The cave was inside the barbed wire fence.
"So, is this an uncultivated area?"
If it were not for the barbed wire to collapse, they would not be able to enter. This area is definitely uncultivated.
Kangxi frowned, not sure if it would be dangerous to continue.
He was very interested, "Anyway, it's okay to take a look. Rest assured, I will protect you."
Kangxi really didn't refute these words.
Whether it is survival skills or fighting skills, she is better than him.
Rolling his eyes, he always felt that this camping shouldn't come. How could he feel that he was always handsome.
She shook his hand, "Go away, just go in for five minutes. If there's nothing, let's come out?"
Kangxi glanced around the surrounding environment again. The Great Black Mountain had no record of beasts, and it should be harmless.
He grabbed the black hand, put on a weak look, and leaned on her shoulder. "Bright black, you must protect me, I am yours."
He gave him an angry look and pulled him inside.
Away from the vines that blocked the cave, Kangxi and Mikan walked in one after the other. As soon as they entered the cave, they felt chilly, and there were black lights blindly inside. It is a stalactite cave, a very small stalactite cave. The walls have been eroded by rain, forming a lot of rock cracks. It is smooth to the touch. There is a small stream under the cave. The cave is very wet. Be careful when walking.
The hole is not very deep, there is a curve, and after the curve, it will not be long before the end. After watching it for a while, there are no signs of fireflies.
He looks disappointed.
Kangxi laughed: "If you want to watch the fireflies, next time we will travel to New Zealand."
Waitomo.Cave in New Zealand is world-famous.
If he really wants to go, he will definitely not give her the opportunity to form a group again.
"Ok!"
He was planning to go back, but Kangxi refused to leave. She looked at him, "What's wrong?"
He posted, "Lord ... four days!" The tone was full of longing for her.
She heard it, and her face immediately turned red. "I knew you weren't so kind."
This was a bit wrong for him. He really thought there were fireflies here, but now he doesn't. He feels that this cave is a bit wasteful, so hidden and clean.
It's a real killer ... not a good place ... to cheat (field).
He knows that he has endured for a long time. In the past few days in the tent, he woke up every night and saw him staring at her like an owl staring at a field mouse.
This is agreed.
Kangxi was delighted and immediately pulled three out of his trouser pockets.
A black thread was on his head, did he carry it with him for twenty-four hours?
Kangxi excitedly swept around with a flashlight, trying to find a more comfortable place. Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he saw another big stone in the curve. It looked smooth and not wet. He pulled her and ran there.
Although she agreed, she was still a little shy. When he rushed over, she subconsciously tried to hide him and accidentally touched the flashlight that was set aside. When the flashlight rolled back, Xu hit the switch and the light went out.
However, Kangxi came and kissed him, regardless of what he touched, like a round stone, directly blocking it in front of his face.
The black lamp was blind, he didn't see it, he kissed it directly.
"Huh?" He felt something wrong, not the familiar softness, but the strange touch, and a good taste.
He also smelled, "Kangxi, did you smell anything?"
She smelled a burning smell on her nose. She touched the flashlight on the ground and turned on the switch. The light flashed, and the thing she held in her hand was also something Kangxi had kissed.
It is a skull, a burnt skull, and the muscles have burned tightly against the bones, like a layer of rough vinyl. It opened its mouth, exposing half-white and half-black teeth, eyes Can't see, a creeping maggot crawling in the hole.
Kangxi also saw it, his mouth still sticking to only half of its scorched lips.
After a long silence, the screaming sounded terribly ...
In this life, he will not want to camp (field)!
Woo wailing!
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