Black-bellied Movie Emperor’s Clever Wife
~: Eve of birthday
Because Wei Bao hadn't spoken, Wei Xiao thought that the phone was disconnected, thinking that he should have said it, and hung up.
In the hotel, Wei Bao looked like a fresh purple cabbage, sitting motionless in a chair.
After a while, he put down his phone and rubbed his face hard, hoping it was a dream.
However, the words "Wei Jia are about to finish" are like bubbles in a soda bottle. They are rumbling in Wei Bao's mind. He grabbed the bottle and took a sip, just like drinking boiled water.
The general manager on the side looked dumbfounded. This virtue was not something that the second-generation Master of the Wei family, who was famous for its elegance, could do.
What's wrong?
Although he was very curious, as an employee, how could he interfere with the future boss's affairs, he could only bear the curiosity and watch him continue to drink bit by bit.
Suddenly, Wei Bao's face changed, and he was leaving with a bottle of wine.
"General Wei, mobile!" He cried behind.
For the businessman, the mobile phone is an important communication tool, and if something goes wrong, he can't afford it.
Wei Bao stopped and glanced at the wine bottle in his hand. It was really anxious. He didn't pay attention to what he took.
The general manager held his mobile phone in both hands and handed it over, "General Wei, you go slowly!"
Wei Bao took the phone and called the driver to stop the car at the door of the hotel. As soon as he got on the phone, he immediately called Geng Wuiming.
"Lao Geng, where are you?"
Geng Bumei is eating lobsters in Hailang ’s store. In summer, thirteen-spiced lobsters and cold beer are indispensable. Ji Xiaonan is also a foodie.
"What happened to Hai Fatty's shop?"
"You wait for me, I will come over immediately!" Wei Bao hung up the phone and snapped the back of the driver's seat. "Drive, go to Dongtian Road."
This shop where his wife loves to eat salty is on Dongtian Road.
The driver who drove followed Wei Bao for many years and knew where he was going as soon as he registered the road name, immediately started the engine and drove away.
On the way, Wei Bao has been urging to be fast, and the driver stepped on the accelerator hardly. Fortunately, the road was not blocked. The road was smooth, and he arrived at his destination twenty minutes later.
Wei Bao, like someone behind him, jumped to the second floor in three steps and two steps.
Hailang's store has half of Kangxi's shares. For the brothers' party, a private box was reserved.
He slammed the door open, and Geng Wanming and Ji Xiaonan were comforting the waves.
Because Hailang was sold by Kangxi, he couldn't be sad. Four bottles of beer went down, and his face was already red like a tomato.
Seeing him coming, Geng Bumei patted the seat next to him and said, "Xiaobao, hurry and eat lobster, it's still warm."
"What lobster to eat! I tell you, our Wei family is going to die off!"
When the words fell, Geng Bumei and Ji Xiaonan were both trembling, and even the wine with the waves was awake.
When the three of them saw his face turning purple, he thought about his words again, and his eyes fell on his crotch.
Men generally say there is a problem with deceased sons and grandchildren.
Geng Bumei's face was a draw first. When he was a brother, he must not despise him when he encountered this kind of thing. He smiled. ! "
He took Wei Bao to sit down, and he looked like a caring brother. He did n’t give Wei Bao a chance to continue. "This disease, there is nothing to worry about, can't you just lift it? You must be too stressed , Relax, maybe just a few days later, if you are still worried! "He patted his chest, full of loyalty," we will accompany you to the men's hospital, register a number, let the doctor prescribe drugs, treat the disease, Stay fit and fit. "
Ji Xiaonan quickly echoed, "Yes, it's no big deal. Brothers will accompany you. Now that medicine is so developed, if it can't be cured badly, isn't there any artificial conception? I heard that the success rate is very high. It ’s easy to have a baby! "
For the sake of his brother, he will definitely accompany him. When he is not passing, he will definitely put on his eyes and face mask to avoid being recognized.
Wei Bao shouted, "Not this!"
"No?" Geng didn't sleep, and he glanced back at his crotch again. "Is it because your little tadpoles can't do it, is it not active enough, or is it too little?"
This problem is serious! Suddenly I wanted to make a tear of sympathy, so young, 'children and grandchildren' would not work, it's too bad.
Ji Xiaonan was already crying.
When Wei Bao saw their expressions, his lungs were exploding. "What are you two jerks? I don't think it's my problem. It's my brother ..." He scratched his head, his heart was confused, and he said nothing Asked.
"Your brother?" Ji Xiaonan wiped the corners of his eyes, a little confused.
Wei Bao grabbed a bottle of beer and slammed in, "My brother has a girlfriend!"
Geng didn't listen, and his head was dizzy. "How can your brother have a girlfriend, how can you call him a grandson, will you use an adjective! Is this called a grandson, this is obviously the rhythm of an early born son."
Wei Bao took another sip of wine and said in earnest: "If I said, my brother's girlfriend is the queen's mother!"
Except for him, all three people present thought their ears were wrong.
"You ... you ... you say it again!" Geng Bumei's tone shivered.
"My brother's girlfriend is the queen's mother! Do you understand? Duanmu Yanlu!"
For a moment, the three seemed to see the fall of the Hiroshima atomic bomb ... with a bang, crackling ... and then silent.
This is to rest in ancient times. What is the sin of the minister ’s brother who took advantage of the emperor's inattention to give the queen's mother and daughter?
Full copy, Ling Chi, Wu Ma split body ...
It's a good day! Three hundred percent of the sons and daughters.
After a long time, Ji Xiaonan snapped the table, "Xiaobao, today is not April Fools' Day!"
"Fuck your mother's egg, who fooled, my brother just called me." He heard it clearly.
"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible!" Geng Weimei shook his head, "You must be joking."
Wei Bao took out his mobile phone and handed it to him, "If you think it's a joke, then you call it yourself and call and ask him if he is!"
He also thought it might be a joke, but he heard that his elder brother was not kidding, let alone joking, in his memory, this pro-brother just did not even say a lie.
"Why? This is stupid? Tell me a word, what should I do now?" He came to find someone to discuss the solution, not to see them change their faces.
"The way?" The sea wave broke out, and took a chair to sit in front of Weibao. "Bao, I will give you a way. You have two paths now. One is that I'm going to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife for you. Your brother chopped! The second, or I went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, I gave it to Long live, let him cut you down! Say, which one do you choose! "
"Is there a third way?"
"What do you say?"
Wei Bao froze for a moment, and suddenly realized how familiar the word was.
Hailang smiled, "You are a treasure, you have today!"
Just look at what he looks like, this is definitely an opportunity to take revenge!
This dialogue and Wei Bao informed him last time that Kangxi sold him to Qin Yuan at the same pace.
"Go! He sold you the fruit that you planted. The contract was signed in this way. Who can blame! Me, I am flying!"
He has done something wrong in his last life, so he will show such a thing.
"Wait ... Wait ... Wait!" Geng Bumei's mouth was still shaking, "This is wrong!"
Wei Bao frowned: "What's wrong?"
"Have you ever called Long Live Lord?"
"You're sick! Why call him, tell him, your wife was taken by my brother? You want to die, I don't want to die!"
This is equivalent to bringing his head to the door and giving him to cut.
"Who told you to say that, I asked you to ask, what is the situation with him and the empress queen? Is it love, or will you break up!"
This reminds Wei Bao that since Kangxi was slapped and slapped for the last time, no one knows how it turned out. I only know that this guy is still discouraged and is still chasing people. I do n’t know what happened.
If it has already broken down, then the world will be peaceful.
At this time, the waves said quietly: "You said, will the Queen Mother step on two boats."
Wei Bao smashed a disposable cup and passed, "Less touch my mold!"
"No, she can't be that kind of person!" Geng Bumei is a mixed entertainment industry, best at watching people, "If she can pedal two boats, I will cut her head down to sit on the bench for you."
A woman who can pedal two boats doesn't slap six people. What if she ran a boat? This is not logical.
Wei Bao stared at his cell phone. He was hesitant to make a call.
"Hurry up, die early and be born!" Geng Bumei encouraged him to sit beside him. "This can't be dragged on, and the more you drag on, the easier it will be to make trouble."
Ji Xiaonan filled him with a glass of beer, "Come, drink it, be brave!"
Wei Bao took a sullen decisively, the beer fell into his throat, and his throat suddenly stimulated, and everyone was full of energy.
He picked up the phone and dialed the number.
"Hello?" Kangxi's voice came from the phone, not boring or angry, a little joyous.
Wei Bao swallowed and asked, "Long live, where are you?"
"Xiaobao?" Kangxi was cooking with a pan in the kitchen. "At home!"
Home?
Which home?
This is too ambiguous.
"Is the queen empress here?" Wei Bao thought it was most appropriate to ask.
Kangxi couldn't keep both hands busy, so he had to use his shoulders to hold the phone. Hearing Wei Bao's question, he subconsciously glanced at the living room.
In the living room, Lim was sitting cross-legged on the carpet, touching Nuo Mi's tummy for a while, Nuo Mi was lying on his back, his eyes narrowed comfortably.
He smiled softly, withdrew his eyes, and continued to cook, "What's wrong with me?"
Wei Bao listened to the trembling of panic, as did Geng Insomnia and Ji Xiaonan. They listened to their mobile phones with their ears eavesdropping. After listening, they were as purple as cabbage.
"This ... have you been well with the Queen Mother recently?" Wei Bao asked stubbornly.
Kangxi glanced at the sesame seeds squatting next to the 皛 皛, and tasted, "People are not as good as dogs!"
what does this mean?
I do not know!
Kangxi finished cooking, turned off the fire, poured the fried asparagus into the plate, and said: "Yes, next week is Uncle Wei's seventieth birthday. His old man has finished drinking Longjing before the rain. Do you want me? Buy another two pounds in the past! "
He and Weibao have been together since elementary school. They basically know the people of the Wei family. When they were young, they often went to the Weibao family to do homework, so he still respected Weibao's father.
If it were before, Wei Bao Tieding would say: What does two pounds mean? Buy me ten pounds.
But now ... I always feel that Kangxi sent arsenic.
"No, his old man likes to drink Biluochun recently!" Older people like to drink tea, so does his father.
"That line, this time I will send" Buddha Heart "to his old man!"
Buddha's moving heart is another name for Biluochun, but not all Biluochun are qualified to be called Buddha moving heart. They must be of the first class. The silvery silver and green, the slender rope, curled into a snail, and the person wearing a white hawthorn is qualified to do so. call.
It is said that after the Buddha's heart is brewed, the soup is green and clear, the aroma is rich, the taste is fresh and mellow, and the sweetness is lasting.
Kangxi glanced back at her again. She also likes to drink tea. Last time she bought Dahongpao, she was not sweet enough.
Well, then buy some for your wife.
Thinking about it, he suddenly thought of whether to take the 皛 皛 together to attend the birthday feast, not only can go out in pairs, but also help him block the mad bee wave butterfly.
This idea is good, ask her later.
On the other hand, Wei Bao was already poor, and after a long time, he said: "In fact, this family feast, our family does not intend to make it too big ..."
"That's right!" He thought that Limiao didn't like places that were crowded and had few people at home. She should agree to go.
What exactly! I don't want you to come.
But, this ... Wei Bao couldn't say it in his throat.
"Also, help me make a phone call to the sea waves. He recently wanted to eat crayfish. He asked him to send him four pounds. He went to the head to eat the gluten, braised the oil. Cinnamon ... "
Originally, he wanted to make it by himself, but the oil stew required a large pot. There was no such thing at home and he couldn't make it.
Hai Lang also eavesdropped with his head together, and heard him say that even if he sold it, he still recorded it conscientiously and let the kitchen people prepare.
Wei Bao was so sweaty that he listened, so what braised crayfish was better than braised himself.
Judging from this situation, he has not given up yet, but his elder brother said he would take his girlfriend, the queen, to the father's birthday party.
What does this mean? ?
The more he thought about it, the more confused his brain was, and he was completely out of the shrewdness of the past.
Kangxi saw that he didn't speak, and asked, "I'll hang up if nothing happens!"
Wei Bao urgently said: "Wait a minute!"
"Ok?"
"No ... it's all right!" He didn't dare to ask directly.
Seeing that he was fine, Kangxi hung up the phone and walked into the living room with the fried asparagus, "Lord, eat!"
He responded, seeing that Nuomi had fallen asleep, and said, "Kangxi, do me a favor and take Nuomi to the kennel!"
If you turn your belly to sleep like this, the dog will also catch cold.
Kangxi walked over, bent over and put up the glutinous rice, and because of pregnancy, the glutinous rice weighed a lot, and it was quite hard to hold.
Sesame saw Kangxi holding glutinous rice, as if afraid that he would fall the glutinous rice, he felt a little uneasy and stood up and whined.
"What's it! Didn't you see me waiting for your wife? Do you care about your wife? It's still my girlfriend!"
Sesame was eaten in batches, pulling his head and whimpering, pitiful.
After seeing him for a while, I felt uncomfortable. "Are you particularly uncomfortable with sesame seeds?"
"Is there?" He would not admit that he was jealous of the dog.
"Yes!" Since he found out that Nuomi is pregnant, he hasn't waited to see sesame seeds. "What's wrong with my sesame seeds, good health, strong limbs, well-balanced body shape, what's wrong with you? ! "
Kangxi gently put the glutinous rice into the kennel and raised his head: "I am also in good health, my limbs are well-fitted, and my shape is well-proportioned. Why didn't I see you choose me?"
Seeing that he got into the matter of the two again, he stomped and said, "Did I not think about it? Are you in a hurry?"
This is a relationship, not a game. She can't just promise to interact with him just because she likes two words. If she can't devote herself to this relationship, she might as well not start.
It takes courage to love someone, and she is not sure whether she still has such courage.
She once made such a mistake. Although the person died before she had caused any harm, she still cared about it. She did not want to make this mistake a second time.
Kangxi patted the door of glutinous rice's sleeping brain. He was not in a hurry. He was afraid that he wouldn't ask. She forgot again. For emotional matters, she always asked someone to push it before moving.
He exhaled for a long time, he had a * for a person, it was called like, hold back for a person *, it was called love, he knew better than anyone else.
He could wait, but ... he was afraid that someone would suddenly appear, occupying her heart faster than him.
There will always be someone in your life that can make you laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly, and think deeply. His person is already awkward, but she is not afraid all the time, but her person is not him.
"Okay, don't worry, let you consider it slowly!" He said, standing up and approaching her. "I have an elder's birthday next week. Would you like to go with me?"
"Elder? I don't know!" She doesn't like this kind of social entertainment.
"It's a family banquet, there are no outsiders, you all know my fox and dog party ..."
"No!" She refused. "I would rather take care of glutinous rice at home."
Seeing that she really didn't want to go, he gave up. On the big day, he came back early to accompany her.
**
On the other side, Wei Bao is anxious like an ant on a hot pot. No, there are two other ants on the hot pot-Geng Bumei and Ji Xiaonan.
The three of them circled around the table as if the end of the world was coming.
In the end, Wei Bao decided to give Wei Xiao a call and tell him not to come to the birthday party that day.
Together with this idea, he called immediately.
As soon as the phone was connected, he cut his head: "Brother, don't come on the birthday!"
"why?"
"Don't ask why, in short, don't come!"
Wei Xiaodao said: "Is the old man not convinced that I have a girlfriend?"
The only thing he can think of is this.
He said again: "No one has brought it back. Why don't you believe it? You tell him that he can't look down on what he finds. Don't put his criteria for choosing women into my head. I have my own eyes and I will pick! "
Finally, Duanmu agreed to pretend to be her girlfriend, just to put an end to the endless blind date feast, saying that you should not miss this opportunity.
"Brother, listen to me, your girlfriend ..."
Wei Xiao interrupted and said: "Don't tell me, I have a sense of self. You let the old man put on his reading glasses that day. I let him see what a good woman is!"
Hey, the phone was hung up by him.
Wei Bao's anxious sweat was about to flow to the ground.
He tried to call Wei Xiao again, but after dialing several times, he did not answer.
This road seems to be broken, so what should I do?
His brain twitched, and he thought of someone, and quickly dialed the phone number.
At this time, Jing Sa was still finishing the report in the Public Security Bureau and was surprised when he saw his call.
Weibao? What is he doing with her?
The two will have each other's phone, and they stayed when they went to City B, but they did not have any intersection.
"Hello?" She answered the phone.
"Jing Sa, do me a favor?" Wei Xiao said directly.
The second son of Dangwei's company asked her for help? What can she do for me?
"If you want me to help you escape from the crime of committing crimes, you have found the wrong person!" She also said to Kangxi, but Kangxi was to chase him. .
"My father's birthday next week, can you pretend to be my girlfriend?"
"Huh?" Jing Sa couldn't help but dug his ears, and then asked again, "What are you talking about?"
"Pretend my girlfriend!"
girlfriend? Still pretending?
"Neuropathy!"
"I'm not sick, I really beg you to help me!"
Jing Sa laughed and said: "Master Wei, please let me ask, why is it me?" He is a fighter in the second generation of the rich. What woman do not want, I have to find her little policeman.
"Because you are a policeman!"
"Ah?" This made her even more confused.
Wei Xiaodao: "I'm afraid that something will happen ..."
Jing Sao stricken, a police heart serving the people burned up, "Do you want me to be undercover to help you catch bad people?"
"No!"
She raised her eyebrows, "What the **** is that?" Are the rich people's brains so strange?
"I thought, if you were there that day, some things would be easier to handle."
"such as?"
"Send our family to prison!"
Her startled eyes were all stared out, "I think you are really sick!"
"No, I am sober!"
"What is sober, no one can go to prison!"
Wei Bao blinked, "Because there is really something going on that day, I think there is no safer place than prison."
Because, Kangxi decided not to come in!
Jing Sa: "..."
Is this man teasing?
**
At this moment, when the sea waves looked at the anxious three people in the box, and the drunkenness hadn't completely swarmed up, he suddenly thought of something.
Why didn't anyone ask if the Queen Mother is Wei Xiao's girlfriend?
Unfortunately, no one ignored him.
After he was drunk, he didn't think of it again.
In this way, the birthday feast of the Wei family began in early September.
The wind is rising ...
------ Digression -------
Bonus-Kangjia Small Theater IV:
Miao Miao: Yu, did you say that Xiaoxi has chased someone?
Kang Yu: Do you care if he catches up?
Miao Miao: He is your son.
Kang Yu: Wrong, he is a sin I accidentally created.
Miao Miao: I won't talk to you anymore. At such a large age, I still eat my son's vinegar.
Miao Miao picked up the phone and wanted to make an international call to find a long distance. He asked his son if the daughter-in-law had chased him or not, and when could she bring it back to see.
As a result, I didn't get through. I asked Chen Ma, and Chen Chen replied, chasing his daughter-in-law is happily chasing.
Miao Miao hung up the phone and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, a little bit of grievance: They all said that their daughter had found a boyfriend, and their parents would be sad that their hard-working cabbage was arched by a pig.
Kang Yuhe chuckled: Did the cabbage arch, I do n’t know, anyway, you must have lost the pig that you have raised for twenty-seven years.
Miao Miao: ...
Kuangxi glanced at Kangxi: The twenty-seven-year-old pig can be stewed.