Chatty Hollywood

Chapter 197: Alive

Ruifan Phoenix has always felt that his life is a drama.

Therefore, even if he feels that his way of death is a bit embarrassing, he doesn't regret it much.

——After all, this is the United States.

In this country, it is not uncommon to knock yourself to death by knocking medicine.

However, Rui Fan never thought that this drama would continue after his death.

——And it has become a fantasy drama.

Despite being trapped in the back alley of the Black Mamba Bar for more than a year, Rui Fan's consciousness has not been sober.

——Uh, according to Charlotte, there is no brain to use, so thinking is chaotic.

But after being summoned by the exorcist who was a part-time film director, Rui Fan realized--

He is already a ghost.

A ghost without a body, unable to contact with a living friend, trapped alone between life and death.

What's the point of existence like this?

To a certain extent, Rui Fan is very free and easy.

When he was alive, he was very free and easy, even to the point of killing himself.

Now that he is dead, he has nothing to worry about.

If there is nothing meaningful to do, just dissipate it.

As Charlotte said, dust returns to dust, dirt returns to earth.

——Huh, think about it, this is a bit like what Keanu who believes in Buddha would say.

Unfortunately, life is not so satisfactory.

This is the case when we are alive.

Dead, the same is true.

Summoned Charlotte of Ruifan, hoping that he could do something for himself.

Rui Fan did not refuse.

On the one hand, I can’t refuse, on the other I don’t want to refuse.

——Because the person the other party wants to help is Ruifan's good friend before his death, Johnny Depp.

Ruifan knew that Depp liked Winona Reid very much.

Seeing Winona unconscious and Depp's painful look while guarding her, Rui Fan also wanted to help her friend.

Therefore, when Charlotte took Rui Fan to steal his remains buried in the coffin, Rui Fan did not object.

——Anyway, it is already a mass of organic matter that has undergone anti-corrosion treatment and has no vitality.

Therefore, when Charlotte used cooking to strip the organic matter remaining on Rui Fan's remains and take out his bones, he did not object.

——Anyway, he is already a ghost. Even if the remains are cooked, he won't hurt or itchy.

So, when Charlotte asked him to attach a pair of black female stockings, he--

Well, this time, he still objected.

After all, because of becoming a ghost, his life has changed from ordinary drama to fantasy drama, and he really doesn't want to become a fantasy comedy anymore.

Unfortunately, the objection is invalid.

An ordinary ghost, when faced with a powerful exorcist, is already as weak as a small animal.

Besides, the other party is also plausible:

"I said before that to help Depp rescue Winona, you need to become a headless horseman. The fastest way to become a headless horseman is to attach to the actors during the filming."

Having said that, he squinted Rui Fan with a contemptuous look.

"Or, you and Johnny Depp are just friends of wine and meat?"

Admittedly, even if he becomes a ghost, Rui Fan is still an impulsive young man——

When he recovered from his excitement, he had turned into a stocking, which was put on his head by Rob Inge, the stuntman of the Headless Horseman...

——I'm still too young!

Seeing Mr. Director's successful conspiracy expression, Rui Fan fully understood the brain gap between himself and the other party.

——Well, according to this guy, as a ghost, he has no brains at all. Being able to think normally is entirely due to the subconscious thinking ability of the possessed person...

This fact made Rui Fan even more frustrated.

However, the subsequent shooting process made Rui Fan a lot more comfortable——

He once again experienced the joy of acting.

Even for a character like the Headless Horseman, who doesn't even have a face or a head most of the time, Rui Fan is also very happy to play.

Even he didn't directly control the bodies of the two stuntmen who played the headless horseman.

Just guiding them in their subconscious and letting them perform as they wished unconsciously, Rui Fan felt a burst of joy from the heart.

——Yes, I like acting!

It wasn't until this moment that Rui Fan remembered such a simple fact.

"However, time should be running out!"

Rui Fan knows that the filming of the headless horseman in "Guillotine Valley" should be over soon.

And after that, even if he won't dissipate for a while, what director will look for him to act?

After all, not every director is an exorcist.

During the shooting, Ruifan even felt a bit of dismay at the moment he was attached to Rob Inge and caught the skull thrown by Depp.

——Well, maybe this reluctance is also related to this skull.

——This is his skull.

——His real skull of Revan Phoenix!

He doesn't know if this is the bad taste of the director, or whether there is a special ceremony like what he said...

——By the way, what did he do to his skull? Why did no one, including Depp, realize that this is a real skeleton?

In short, looking at the two hollow cavities on his skull, at this moment, Rui Fan, who was originally ridiculous, suddenly realized--

Death, it turned out to be such a terrible thing!

"Unfortunately, even if I cried and said "I don't want to die", it's too late."

A trace of bitterness flashed in Rui Fan's heart.

Together with Rob Inge, who was possessed by him, he silently lifted the skull with both hands and made a movement of placing it on his neck.

—— Rui Fan knows that in post-production, special effects will be used here.

——Of course, considering the weirdness of the director, Charlotte Booth, it is not impossible for him to directly use any strange spells here.

In short, according to the script, here, the headless knight with the skull will turn into a person with a skull again~lightnovelpub.net~ or a ghost.

"It would be great if I could do this too!"

At this moment, Rui Fan thought so.

Unfortunately, this is just an illusion after all.

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In the final scene of this scene, the headless knight takes Katrina's stepmother, who was caught on horseback by him, prancing towards the tree of death.

Unlike the previous scenes, which required Christopher Walken to play the headless knight himself, this scene requires a stuntman Rob Inge to play because of the high requirements for equestrianism.

Ruifan Phoenix followed suit.

"I will really open the gate of **** at the moment when I shout "Cut". This is to enhance the magic effect of this scene."

Before the filming started, Charlotte deliberately sent a message to Rui Fan in a special way.

"Don't be afraid, I will bring you back at the last moment!"

Pull it back! ?

An unknown flash suddenly flashed in Rui Fan's heart.

He heard that the female ghost named Alexis attached to Charlotte's girlfriend said that the gate of **** is a terrible thing for ghosts like them——

"Through that terrible door, you will truly be gone forever!"

Thinking of this, Rui Fan suddenly became scared.

He doesn't want to be near that door!

Unfortunately, the shooting has already begun at this time——

Along with the fallen leaves blown by the blower, Rob Inch rode forward and ran towards the "tree of death" under the gate of hell...

Then--

"Cut!"

PS1: "Living" is a film made by Zhang Yimou in 1994. There are Ge You and Gong Li in it. This film is quite famous. PS2: This chapter name can be said to be Rui Fan's greatest irony, but it is also the greatest hope!