Cat and Miao Miao...the name...

In fact, Ji Maoer is a milk name plus a real character. The name registered in the previous life's household registration is Ji Maoer. As for the name Miao Miao, um, isn’t the cat’s voice just ‘meow~ Miao’? In order not to violate the principle of cuteness, Ji Yanzhi simply took the name Miaomiao when he went to the registered permanent residence.

Ji Miaomiao, does this name sound super nice?

Obviously the head teacher felt the same way. After all, a well-behaved, sweet and waxy little girl dragged her little milk to introduce herself. Who wouldn't like it. The teacher in charge of the class had a deeper smile, and even said with a little aunt with a smile, "Children, the new semester is good", and then began to class and distribute books.

Since Ji Mao'er came to school for the first time, even though most of the equipment in the commune elementary school looked outdated, he was still very happy. Throughout the class, even if the head teacher sends out textbooks, he still sits on a small bench in a proper manner, unlike Ji Chao who is at the same table. The whole is like a twisted candy, twisting around in less than a quarter of an hour.

Then the whole class was restless, feeling that what the head teacher said was like a lullaby, and the next class started to sleep smoothly.

Zhao Qingshan started to feel bad.

But today's season cats are no longer the previous season cats. How can Ji Yanzhi's carefully raised daughters not learn a little bit of self-defense for women, except for daily meticulous raising. After all, in this society, even beautiful boys are in danger, not to mention beautiful and cute girls. Women's self-defense, taekwondo, and women's free combat must be practiced.

No, I have been practicing for half a year, and it is also considered a small achievement.

At least on the outside, the cute and beloved Ji Maoer kicks around with her little skirt, and that's absolutely no problem.

Zhao Qingshan has a low hand, thinking that the current Ji Maoer is still as easy to handle as the soft persimmons of the past, and Zhao Qingshan, who feels that the whole world can’t get through with him, takes the initiative to bully Ji Maoer. As a result, he is afraid of being a brutal Zhao Qingshan. Unexpectedly, Ji Maoer kicked him over with a single kick.

The point is that after Ji Maoer kicked over Zhao Qingshan, he came up with a sentence of ‘not deliberately, but just a conditioned reflex’, but Zhao Qingshan’s eyes were red with anger. A pair of scarlet eyes made Zhao Qingshan look like a demon.

But the next moment Zhao Qingshan's evil spirits converged unnaturally, and the whole person curled up like dried shrimps in pain.

Don't doubt, Ji Maoer just gave Zhao Qingshan a kick, far from reaching the point where Zhao Qingshan's limbs were curled up in pain. It was mainly Ji Chao, a stocky chubby man, who sat down on Zhao Qingshan's body and immediately let Zhao Qingshan...

Well, it can be described in one sentence that when a mountain of meat is pressed down, the name Zhao Qingshan carries the mountain's "little pitiful", and it turns into gravel.

"What the **** is this." The little bully Ji Chao, who won by weight, didn't mean to move his **** pier in the slightest. He still sat firmly on Zhao Qingshan and gave full play to his advantage as a village tyrant. He cursed vigorously: "I don't know if the cat is covered by me."

Ji Maoer straightened out the skirt with her little hands. "Xiao Chaozi, you want to call me Miao Miao, a cat is not something you can call."

"Ji Maoer, you are younger than me, why should I call you Miao Miao."

Friendship’s boat is turned upside down. For example, the current little friends of Ji Chao can’t wait to grab the little Ji Mao’er on the head, desperately shouting, it’s great to have a seniority, no matter how great it is, don’t rely on his cheap nephew. Protect?

With this spicy chicken under his ass, he can solve it with a single punch even if it doesn't apply to Taishan's top pressure. Humph, when someone didn't follow Ji Tang Yaoye (Ji Yanzhi) to learn the self-defense technique of women.

The arrogant Ji Chao Xiaopangdun once again crushed Zhao Qingshan, who was already too uncomfortable to speak, with his stocky buttocks. Then he got up when the teacher rushed to him, and by the way warned Zhao Qingshan to give him a brighter look. Dare to provoke the Ji Maoer, and be careful that he arranges for his younger brothers to stop him from beating him according to the frequency of two meals a day.

Zhao Qingshan, this guy, can be said to be poisonous, stupid, and daunting.

When meeting people like Ji Laoshi and Ji Mao’s son who are honest and responsible, Zhao Qingshan is trampling with confidence, but when he meets Ji Chao who speaks with his own fist, he is taught the true meaning of life in minutes. Zhao Qingshan understands this little overlord deeply, but the third thing is what a wonderful idiom.

In order to continue to'learn' women's self-defense techniques from Ji Yanzhi, Ji Chao maintained two meals a day. No, three meals a day asked his friends to give Zhao Qingshan a body massage. This did not exceed one week, only Monday to Friday and Friday. In a few days, Zhao Qingshan was able to demonstrate what it means to be bullying and fearing hard work, so he didn't come to school again.

Ji Yanzhi who learned of this:...

Therefore, he has beaten Zhao Qingshan several times. Why does Zhao Qingshan still have the impression of ‘this is an honest person, so bully’?

Ji Yanzhi didn't understand, and was too lazy to waste time and energy on this kind of overwhelming thing, so he simply delegated the task of protecting Ji Chao's safety to Ji Chao. By the way, he answered Ji Chao's request and taught Taekwondo seriously.

And Ji Chao, a village tyrant who is growing more and more solid and accustomed to winning by weight, feels that the taekwondo taught to him by Ji Yanzhi is just like the one tailored for him. It is a very serious study. On the contrary, Ji Maoer, who had to learn before him, has gradually become addicted to housework.

Ji Yanzhi: "?? Mao, how is your recent study?"

Ji Maoer worked hard to fish out the clothes in the tub, and then smiled sweetly at Ji Yanzhi. "Very good," Ji Maoer tilted his head and began to pit his teammates naturally. "Yesterday after school, the teacher asked us how much 5+7 is equal to. I replied that it was 12, but Xiao Chaozi insisted that I was wrong and said it was 13."

Ji Maoer was puzzled and said: "At that time Xiao Chaozi not only counted ten fingers, but also took off his shoes and counted toes. It stands to reason that numbers within 20 can be counted clearly. Why would Xiao Chaozi count wrong? ."

Ji Yanzhi: "...It's probably hereditary. Isn't it, Xiao San'er."

The third child in Ji Yanzhi's mouth is the son of the village chief, not to mention the third in the ranking, but in fact he is the only son of the village chief. Get married early and the daughter-in-law gave birth early, so this created the phenomenon that Ji Maoer is younger than Ji Chao, but is a senior.

Speaking of which, although the village chief's family also has the surname Ji, He Ji Yanzhi is out of five clothes.

In the countryside, you can get a vote of a clan who is involved in a family relationship with a single shot. The reason why Ji Yanzhi's predecessor, Ji Daoshi, is relatively senior, is that the age of her mother-in-law is late when she marries Ji Maoer, and secondly, it is also the law of the true fragrance of the elders from the same house.

Ji Laoshi’s great grandfather and Ji Village’s great grandfather are brothers. You must know that the actual age of Village Chief Ji is many years older than Ji Laoshi.

Ji Xiaosan'er walked over in an imposing manner. Under Ji Yanzhi's smiling eyes, Ji Xiaosan's took off the soles of his shoes and drew them toward Ji Chao's buttocks.

"I made you 5 + 7 equal to 13, so you took off your shoes and learned toe count. The embarrassing thing, your mind is stuck with shit?"

Ji Chao's thick buttocks were hit hard for so many times, and suddenly there was a howling of ghosts and wolves.

"5 + 7 is equal to 13, and I did not make a mistake. Last time I used the money to buy one cent of rice candy, and I bought a dime or two cents of rice candy, and they gave me 13 yuan."

Ji Chao's plausible retort made Ji Xiaosan's stunned for a moment, and then Ji Chao escaped from Ji Xiaosan's claws like a slippery fat loach, crying to the sky and calling grandma to let the village chief's wife call him the master, his father Ji Xiaosan The son is going to kill the fat grandson that the village chief’s wife loves most.

Hearing the movement, the villagers who came to watch the excitement burst into laughter, and Zhang Laogen even cracked his mouth and laughed like a club.

"Xiao Chaozi quickly ran to your milk kang and hid him on the head, lest your dad really beat you to death."

"Zhang Laogen'er, you can shut up, there are you everywhere, see if my old lady will not tear your broken mouth today." The village lady hurried over, the first time the dog couldn't spit out ivory. Zhang Laogen then guarded Ji Chao, who rushed towards her like a cannonball.

"Ji Jiandang, you have nothing to do all day long, right? Xiao Chaozi is so good. Why are you beating him?" The village chief's wife pointed to Ji Xiaosan's nose angrily and cursed: "Xiao Chao My child’s academic performance is not good, so you can teach it slowly, how can you do it as soon as you come up."

"My old sister-in-law is right." After watching a good show, Ji Yanzhi finally became a person and acted as a peacemaker: "The child is still young, and arithmetic errors are normal. And ah, I see. Ah, Xiao Chaozi's strengths are not in learning. Xiao San'er, think about how long this Xiao Chaozi has learned punching from me, and he has beaten our invincible hands in small mountain villages. It is not a problem to conquer ten miles and eight villages in time."

Ji Xiaosan'er: "...I regret that I promised Xiao Chaozi to learn boxing with you. It was stupid enough, but now it's even stupid."

As soon as Ji Xiaoer finished complaining, she suffered a ‘slap of love’ from his mother.

"How do you talk. Stupid? My mother and grandson are stupid? I think you are so stupid that you are not as stupid as your dad."

The village head standing by the side had no idea that the artillery would burn on him, and he immediately got anxious with his wife. "What are you talking about? Take the people back to me quickly, don't come out to be embarrassed."

Ji Chao rubbed his wife in the arms of the village chief’s wife, as if he had received a sword from Shang Fang, and yelled at Ji Xiao-san: "Didn’t you hear Ji Xiao-san? It’s a shameful thing. Go home quickly."

The people watching the excitement burst into laughter.

The village chief staggered, and even the village chief's wife pushed Ji Chao out of her arms in a daze, and handed it to Ji Xiaosan'er who was about to die. That night, the screams of Little Fatty Ji Chao resounded almost throughout the small mountain village.

Before going to bed, Ji Yanzhi confessed that Ji Maoer would use cotton dough to plug his ears so as not to be affected by the sound of killing pigs. That night, the father and daughter both had a good night's sleep, until dawn.

In the early morning, the golden rooster crowed, and the morning dew sprinkled on the cucumber planted in the corner of the courtyard, making the cucumbers growing on the vines fresh and green. Ji Yanzhi picked a few small cucumbers, cut them into thin slices and mixed them with chilli water, and cooked a pot of millet porridge, which was the breakfast for the father and daughter today.

Following Ji Yanzhi's various subtle shifting teachings, Ji Mao'er gradually became more cheerful, which was fundamentally different from the delicate one that was no better than quail. But she is still a little girl who is shy when facing strangers and is very sensible at home.

Ji Yanzhi never asks Ji Maoer too much. Even for housework, apart from washing dishes and burning fire, even clothes are rarely washed by Ji Maoer. However, Ji Maoer always takes the initiative to help, even when he is busy in the field on weekends, he stays at home to cook and do housework, and sometimes even boils a pot of boiling water to let Ji Yanzhi carry. go.

It can be said that Ji Maoer, a girl, really feels distressed.

It is for this reason that Ji Yanzhi strengthened his belief that he would live with a girl like this in this life. Even if the matchmaker who kept coming to the house said that he was too busy, Ji Yanzhi resolutely stated that he had no intention of marrying again.

"Abba will go to the mountains in a while. Maoer, you study your homework at home, but Abba will have to check it when he comes back."

Today is the weekend, and Ji Maoer will not continue to go to commune elementary school until tomorrow. Therefore, it is more suitable for the well-behaved Ji Maoer to stay at home and watch the nursing home and live in the homework. And there are small corn at home (raising Laizhen. Watching the nursing home), so Ji Yanzhi confessed a few words, and he was relieved and boldly went up the mountain with a linen bag.

The small mountain village is located in a hilly area. The mountains are not very big, but they are undulating, and the hills are surrounded by small hills. There is also that river, which is said to be a branch of the Yellow River, but the water is very clear. What's interesting is that taking a shortcut from the mountain to the river is closer than the village road outside the small mountain village. Therefore, people in small villages who want to catch fish and shrimp, or catch game, will choose to walk up the mountain.

Ji Yanzhi's plan today is to first go to the area where pheasant and hare appear more frequently, catch a few pheasant and hare, and then put the caught pheasant and hare into the space, and take a walk around the river. If you are lucky, catch a few big fish and marinate them and eat them slowly. As for the father and daughter, if you can't finish them, you can go to the free market in the county to sell them.

Ji Yanzhi's luck with such a plan is neither good nor bad.

Ji Yanzhi first went to the mountain for a round trip, but the hare did not meet, but there were several pheasant nests. Ji Yanzhi relied on having space, so he simply took all the pheasant nests he encountered and picked up a hundred. Multiple wild eggs.

Ji Yanzhi then took a shortcut and walked towards the river.

The water of the big river is very clear, but because the water level of the big river is very deep, it can't be seen at all. But Ji Yanzhi didn't go down to the river to catch fish with his hands. It wouldn't matter if the water was not deep. Standing by the big river, Ji Yanzhi found a simple boat marked with a big mountain village. When he reached the middle of the river, he stopped and started fishing with a fishing net.

Don't look at the tattered fishing nets used by Ji Yanzhi, in fact it contains a kind of bait that can attract aquatic fish and amphibians. Once the net went down, the fish salvaged more than a dozen super-large ones. The number of lobsters, prawns, crabs, and even group fish (turtles) was a bit scary. With just such a net, it was almost the simple ship that Ji Yanzhi supported. The boat is full.

A boat came in the distance, and Ji Yanzhi dispelled his plan to stuff the fish, shrimp, crabs, and turtles that had just been salvaged into the space. Ji Yanzhi squatted down and began to sort out the fish, shrimps, crabs, and turtles. The small ones, probably only one or two or so small fishes, are released directly by Ji Yanzhi.

The distant ship slowly approached the simple ship supported by Ji Yanzhi.

The punting fisherman with a hat, looked enviously at Ji Yanzhi's cabin full of fish, shrimps, crabs and turtles. He could see that the big fisherman had just dropped a net and almost filled the cabin.

"Big brother, your luck is really good. You caught so many fish as soon as the net went down, and the fisherman with the hat paused and said, "Big brother, do you sell so many fish?"

Ji Yanzhi looked up and answered with a simple smile: "Sell, why not sell. I came to cross the river (made up) to fish for the purpose of selling money. When I picked up the fry and released them, I went to the free market in the county. I sold the fish."

In this plane world, the folk customs are simple, but the materials are very scarce, and everything can be purchased by ticket. Moreover, although the private sector does not prohibit private free trading among the people, it is mandatory for free trading to go to the free markets opened in cities and towns.

In the free market, in addition to meeting the daily needs of the residents of a township, it can also provide the government with materials to the maximum. Because state-owned purchase stations are generally opened at the entrance and exit of the free market, if the quantity is large, the people will choose to sell to state-owned purchase stations.

This time Ji Yanzhi made this idea, but before he went to the county seat, Ji Yanzhi still secretly sold a fish weighing about seven catties to the fisherman who envied his luck, and then he used linen to weigh the total weight. Probably nearly a thousand catties of fish, shrimp, crabs, turtles were packed, and they drove to the county seat on bicycles with goods.

When Ji Yanzhi arrived at the county seat, it was almost ten o'clock.

Ji Yanzhi contacted the employees of the state-owned purchase station and basically sold nearly a thousand catties of fish, shrimps, crabs, and turtles, leaving a few fish of about three or four catties, as well as a few large turtles (group fish) and Ji Maoer. The crayfish and crayfish, which I love very much, received a total of 500 yuan.

This is an incredible benefit at the moment. Even if Ji Yanzhi's original intention is too small, the people around him who watch him count money are enviable. What's more, there are people who have started the idea of ​​robbery.

Ji Yanzhi picked up the remaining fish, shrimps and turtles and rode home on a bicycle. As soon as he left the county seat, he felt that someone was following him again. Ji Yanzhi deliberately slowed down the speed of riding a bicycle, so that those who secretly follow him to rob have more chances to follow more closely.

In order to confuse that person, Ji Yanzhi simply hummed a song, looking very happy.

In this way, Ji Yanzhi deliberately walked on a quiet road that no one would pass by on weekdays. Because it is a small road and the road is bumpy, it is naturally difficult to mention bicycles. So Ji Yanzhi simply got out of the car and walked with his bicycle. In this way, the few guys who had been following him urgently followed him ‘smoothly’ and surrounded Ji Yan by outflanking.

"Hand over the money." Several guys went straight to the subject, shouting fiercely.

Ji Yanzhi almost laughed angrily, in fact he already laughed. "Following such a long road, it's really hard work for you. So let's give you a face, how mature do you want?"

The few guys looked at each other, obviously Ji Yanzhi's calmness was beyond their expectations.

However, a few guys relied on their large number of people, and Ji Yanzhi had only one person, and he didn't think Ji Yanzhi was threatening. Even if Ji Yanzhi's size is good, but that tall figure full of calluses does not explain it, Ji Yanzhi is a soil old hat that is scrabbling in the ground.

As a second-rate guy who likes to sneak around the West as his boss, is he afraid of an old hat who knows his identity at first glance. So soon, a few second-rate players were the first to get started.

It's just that, even if a few second-rate players take the first shot, they are the first to fall to the ground. The few errants who fell to the ground and cried out for pain did not see how Ji Yanzhi made his move. They only felt that Ji Yanzhi just stretched out his hand and raised his leg, and they all changed from standing to lying down.

"It's so weak!" Ji Yanzhi squatted in front of them, and smeared yellow mud with his feet on their faces. "I don't know where your self-confidence comes from. You should be a idiot. Look, often walk by the river, and finally get your stinky feet wet."

In this world, as an old hat who eats in the ground, in addition to his honest duty (what about his face?), Ji Yanzhi also has a'specialty', that is, the feet are particularly smelly, which is said to be traditional and standard Hong Kong feet. It's not an exaggeration.

Anyway, Ji is very dogmatic and will use his feet to paste the yellow mud, and after wiping the faces of these errants who are wailing on the ground, within three seconds, these errants will not even care about howling, together Pinching his neck and throat desperately, vomiting endlessly.

Ji Yanzhi's Hong Kong foot can be called a biological weapon. So Ji Yanzhi, this guy is really a dog, and he actually thought of using this trick to toss people, but it's really...

Ji Yanzhi admired it with gusto, and a few second-rate snots and snots ran ugly all over the place, and then he walked away with his bicycle again. As soon as he left, a few second-rate men quickly climbed up and ran as if they had been thrown out by a ghost.

Among the few second-rates, one happened to be from Zhaojiagou Village, and he wore the same pants as Ji Laoshi’s former brother-in-law Zhao Xiaohao. Today, Uncle Zhao happened to go to Lizigou Village to find Widow Liu to ask for the alimony of the two brothers Zhao Qingshan and Zhao Qingchuan, otherwise he would rob Ji Yanzhi with him.

The second-liu son who was also surnamed Zhao happened to meet Xiaoshu Zhao when he returned to Zhaojiagou village in a desperate manner.

Zhao Erliuzi suddenly forgot to call a good brother to find Ji Yanzhi's plan to settle the accounts. Instead, he asked very graciously: "What's wrong? Didn't you go to Liu Xiaohua for money. Why is this ghostly look? Liu? Xiaohua is unwilling to pay for the support of her two children?"