Counterattack Into a Male God

Chapter 378: The scholar who was persistently repaid

"Are you going to catch?"

Ji Yanzhi looked at Feng Chunzhao suspiciously.

It’s not that Ji Yanzhi looks down on him, but Feng Chunzhao’s stupid way of cutting a chicken in white is really going to catch a fairy, even if the fairy is drunk and is bounced by the defensive formation stone, revealing the fox’s tail, it is not Feng Chunzhao’s ability to deal with it. So Ji Yanzhi's previous question was really casual. Who knew that Feng Chunzhao really pulled up his sleeves and was going to catch the vixen.

Ji Yanzhi was anxious and feared that Feng Chunzhao might have an accident, so he hurried forward, pushed Feng Chunzhao away, grabbed Hu Gongzi's buttocks and put the fox tail directly, and lifted Hu Gongzi upside down.

It's strange to say that Young Master Hu was barely able to maintain his human form before being caught by the fox's tail and carrying it upside down. But when Ji Yanzhi grabbed the fox's tail and lifted it upside down, he directly changed back to his original shape.

It was a gray-white fur, like a big dog, estimated to be 40-50 catties of mixed-haired fox. As soon as I picked it up, there was a big smell of fox show, almost choking Ji Yanzhi to death.

Feng Chunzhao, who was close to Ji Yanzhi, was also choked.

Feng Chunzhao sneezed several times, and sent out soul torture to the two scholars who had completely sobered up from alcohol.

"Such a heavy fox scent, how did you drink with him?"

Two scholars: "..."

Wearing a teal scholar robe, the scholar who claims to be Zheng Jinyun smiled bitterly. "It was originally just me and Brother Li drinking and having fun. Who knew that this fox would turn into a human form and call himself Hu, and joined it. Brother Li and I did not smell the scent of foxes. If we could smell it, how could it be? Called brothers with spirits."

Li Qing wiped his sweat at this time, and said with some fear: "When the spirit was drinking with the two of us, he also said that there were several sisters in the family, all of whom looked good, and asked if brother Zheng and I were married. Fortunately, brother Zheng and I were married. He replied that the matchmaker's parents told me that I dare not make a private engagement. Otherwise...this..."

Feng Chunzhao blinked his eyes: "It is said that although the vixen smells like a fox, none of them are not beautiful. I want to meet them. What a pity!"

Ji Yanzhi turned his head to look at him, knowing that he was a bit insincere when he said this. After all, the moment the male vixen showed his original form, the scent of the fox show was simply too ‘shocking’ for Feng Chunzhao’s silly taste.

As a greaser and powder, and perfume, pursuing the chic and unrestrained man of the Wei-Jin scribes, Feng Chunzhao, even if he yearned for the story of the beautiful fox and glamorous ghosts adding fragrance to the poor scholar's red sleeves described in the painting book, he could not carry it all over his body. The glamorous and glamorous woman who smells like a fox, rolls the sheets, unless she smells spices every day.

"Scented spices every day will make it smelly. If you don't believe me, try this male fox."

Feng Chunzhao glanced at Ji Yan strangely: "Brother Yan, didn't you say you want to grill this fox and taste the meat of the fox? How can you let this son waste precious spices on him?"

"Naturally, I'm afraid that you will come across the beautiful fox and ghost again. Ask me to spend the night in a deserted tomb and wild temple with a lot of legends." Ji Yanzhi squinted and smiled, "I believe Brother Chun Zhao today When I saw this male fox, I was able to dispel this idea and go to the exam with peace of mind."

Feng Chunzhao: "..."

—Actually, even if the idea of ​​encountering beautiful foxes and ghosts is dispelled, I can't go to the exam with peace of mind. As far as my level of education is, I don’t need to participate in the scientific examination, I know that I will attract my father’s feather duster afterwards.

Feng Chunzhao thought of the one, two, three, four, five or six feather dusters at home, and couldn't help taking a breath.

"Brother Yan, or, this fox..."

Ji Yanzhi, who was thinking about where to go, tilted his head after eating, "Huh?" Full of doubts.

"Nothing!" Feng Chunzhao put his hands behind his back, weighing his words: "Just... I don't know if the wise brother of Yan has heard of this sentence, there are fish in the North Sea, whose name is Kun. Kun is so big..."

"...Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot, and it turns into a bird. Its name is Peng, Peng is big. It needs two barbecue grills, one secret, and one spicy..." Ji Yanzhi was very kind, and said: "This fox can be forty catties at most. It can be stewed in a pot. Of course, if you want to save half of it for barbecue, you can."

"Does Shan Hai Jing say that?"

The unlearned Feng Chunzhao always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't understand for people like Ji Yanzhi because of his brain capacity. The Shan Hai Jing is equivalent to the super ancient food spectrum, and they all record... how the food is, the super ancient people can eat it, why can not he eat it in Ji Yanzhi.

Isn't it just a mixed-haired vixen? I decided to eat half of it with salt and seasoning and grill the other half on the grill.

Just as Feng Chunzhao thought about it, Ji Yanzhi raised the knife and dropped it, and at a very fast speed, he solved the miscellaneous fox in his hand.

Then, the speed at which the skin was cramped and the intestines was broken, and then chopped into pieces and skewered, was almost done in one go. Feng Chunzhao, Mo Xiang and the two scholars were all dumbfounded. They were all in a trance, until Ji Yanzhi really didn’t know where to find a pot, a grill, a pot of stew, and a barbecue. Only when the strong scent came out did I regain my senses.

"Come here, I heard that the fairy meat has eaten a lot of tonic." Ji Yanzhi greeted a few guys who had been stupefied into wooden stakes like a master. "Aren't we going to take scientific examinations in two days? But take more supplements."

Ji Yanzhi’s cooking skills have been tempered in many worlds. Even the ‘game’ that smells like a smelly smell after his hand has been rectified, it is full of fragrance and seduce greedy insects.

No, the words just fell. Feng Chunzhao was awakened from a dream, and he hurried to the side of his little friend, picked up a piece of crunchy skewers, and chewed it twice with one bite. His eyes immediately brightened, and he greeted Zheng Jinyun and Li Qing to have a quick taste.

Zheng Jinyun turned pale and refused, "No, no, it's late at night, I should go back to my room and rest."

Having said that, he stumbled and prepared to walk in the direction of the guest room. Li Qing hurriedly grabbed him, and said uncomfortably: "Brother Zheng, let's go back together, just in time to have a long conversation."

Both of them walked away a little messy, more exaggerated than the previous drunk and swaying posture.

Feng Chunzhao stared at the back of the two strangely for a long time before asking Ji Yanzhi in wonder. "It tastes pretty good, why don't they eat it?"

Ji Yanzhi sighed, and said with a deep look: "I think I remember the friendship of drinking together."

After all, the two of them were a fox a moment ago, and they were drunk together. As a result, the two were still alive the next moment. The fox was slaughtered, half stewed, and half grilled. Ji Yanzhi sighed and picked up a piece of stew. Sure enough, this was the best way to deal with bad-minded monsters. It was so fragrant.

Forty catties of fox skin was grilled, half stewed and half grilled. After eating, Ji Yanzhi, Feng Chunzhao, and Mo Xiang all burped and stopped.

At this time, it was midnight. Quietly, except for a little movement in the courtyard where they were staying, the surroundings were extremely quiet.

"Hey, it's so fragrant. I don't know if I can still eat it in the future." Fairy meat, what an unforgettable ingredient. Thinking of the possibility that he would not be able to eat it in the future, Feng Chunzhao had the idea of ​​using himself as a bait to obtain ‘food ingredients’.

"From now on..."

Ji Yanzhi was silent, and his gaze inadvertently crossed a corner of the wall. If you didn't look at it, you wouldn't see a beautiful woman's head hanging on it.

"Brother Chun Zhao, do you like snake soup?"

"Huh?" Feng Chunzhao didn't understand why Ji Yanzhi would ask, and said straightforwardly: "As long as it is delicious, I like it."

"That's OK. It's late, clean up, go back to the room and rest."

Feng Chunzhao was still a little bit unfulfilled. He felt that even if it was midnight, he could maintain enough energy and didn't need sleep.

But he doesn't need it, Ji Yanzhi needs it.

When Ji Yanzhi saw Feng Chunzhao hesitate, he was afraid that he would provoke the beauty snake who didn’t know when it came. Then it would not be'game’ that tastes good, but that he was delicious, so Mo Xiang was beaten neatly. A wink. Let Mo Xiang quickly help their drunk son back to the room.

"Drunk?" Mo Xiang was dumbfounded, and instantly felt that he became dizzy.

Ji Yanzhi: "When I was cooking the meat, I poured a bottle of burning knife into it. The wine was very strong, but it was able to eliminate the smell."

"No wonder the dizziness."

Mo Xiang was dizzy and looked as drunk as his son.

"Don't pretend, I'm not yet blind. Hurry up and help your son back to the room." Ji Yanzhi squinted and threatened with a smile: "Otherwise, it won't be good for your son to fall drunk in the courtyard for a while. NS."

"Then pack things up?" Mo Xiang hesitated, mainly because he didn't want to push him the work he was supposed to do to the young man in front of him who was like an immortal in every move even if he started cooking. This will make him feel very guilty.

"I'll take care of it." Ji Yanzhi commanded very simply and neatly. "Just take care of your son."

Mo Xiang couldn't help it, so he had to take Feng Chunzhao, who had already eaten meat and didn't know he was drunk, back to the room.

Ji Yanzhi stayed to clean up, it was really clean up.

He took out the daggers piled up in the space that could be used to stab people and kill souls, and slowly approached the beauty snake that had his head exposed on the wall, which looked very pitiful.

Oh, no, the beauty snake didn't get her head stuck in the wall on purpose. But... this beauty snake that is hoping to **** Ji Yanzhi first and then eat it is just right and the male vixen that has been half turned into stew and half turned into barbecue, all eaten in his stomach and waiting to be digested. Appear together.

The front and back error is no more than three seconds. Since the one-time defensive formation stone can play the impure male vixen, it can naturally also play the more impure beauty snake. However, the beauty snake is much luckier than the male vixen, because Ji Yanzhi was sad to find that after he gave the beauty snake a knife, he did not stabb the beauty snake to death, but helped the beauty snake get out of it.

The beauty of the snake escaped Yaoyao not to say, but also took the time to blow a kiss to Ji Yanyiji.

"Thank you son, thank you very much, the little woman will definitely be a slave in the future, thank you son very much. Hehe!"

Ji Yanzhi: Fen (a kind of plant)

Ji Yanzhi almost exploded his liver with anger, and couldn't believe that he did such a frustration accidentally.

what is this?

The male fairy can be destroyed, but the female...

He really wanted to chop off his hand, how could it be...so cheap. Forbearance, let this beautiful snake that is more worried about her, like Hu Jiao'e, stuck on the wall and can't escape, OK?