Ji Yanzhi: "Emotions are going to kill you, old black, let's talk about what wicked bubbling things you have done, so much so that Lei has targeted you this day!"

Suddenly thinking of the business done in this old dark place selling coffins, Ji Yanzhi suddenly became angry, and said to the little gangster who was full of strong barbecue smells: "Come on old black, let's talk a few words. I am. Uncle came out of the cemetery today. It can make people addicted to food. The spirit that burst into a balloon will not leak out of your hands, right?"

The old black who was struck by thunder spit out a puff of black smoke from his mouth and said, "Fuck, ruthless."

Ji Yanzhi glared at him, and was about to pull his sleeves to bring his fist into contact with his black face at a negative distance, and Lao Hei finally opened his mouth to defend himself: "What kind of thing becomes a fine spirit, you think we are being targeted by the sky. In a funeral street, can you sell that stuff?"

"Then tell me why you were struck by the sky thunder?" Ji Yanzhi sneered and said unceremoniously: "I haven't been blind to that extent, so I don't know if Lei specifically stared at you that day. "

"...He sells too many wicked things, I don't know which one you are talking about."

The hunched old white man moved to the door, and the cataract eyes that always looked terrifying began to smile.

The current image of Old Hei is really miserable, and it makes Old Man Bai couldn't bear to vomit too hard, so Old Man Bai simply followed the trend and played a language game of "consoling" Lao Hei. .

The effect is good, at least after Ji Yanzhi determined that his uncle had been pitted by Lao Hei for money and dared to sell everything for money, in order to recover the loss, Ji Yanzhi directly took the Lao Hei and didn’t know where he got it. One of the thousand-year-old yin wood was confiscated.

"Old Hei, be careful in the future. If there is anything, I won't be as easy to talk as I am now."

Tianlei's blows didn't make the old black meat hurt, but when Ji Yanzhicou shamelessly robbed him of the thousand-year-old dark wood he had so hard to get, the old black meat hurt.

"You're good to talk?" Old Hei covered his chest and said weakly: "...Why don't you just dig my flesh and draw my bones!"

"Money skewers, I want money to sell some wicked money skewers."

Ji Yanzhi shook his head and left the street that specializes in folk-custom products, and likes to provide one-stop funeral services. He had a hunch, after Tianlei chased Lao Hei, but didn't chop him to death but only fried a crispy skin, Anyue City will be very lively for some time in the future.

And the development of the matter was as expected by Ji Yanzhi, it was really lively. Ji Yanzhi bought what he needed and brought along a piece of yin wood that can be used as a magic weapon for tricking ghosts. As soon as he returned to the restaurant, he encountered yin Qi, just like consciously, and kept groaning toward the tightly closed glass. Drill in the door.

Ji Yanzhi narrowed his eyes slightly, and the next moment a piece of yellow talisman paper burned out of thin air.

The yin air, dense like ink, spread out immediately, as if it didn't move quickly, it would turn into ashes like burning yellow talisman paper.

Ji Yanzhi snorted and knocked on the glass door. Tang Xiaomei, who was originally supervising Comrade Tang in the kitchen and forbidden him to steal food, heard the movement. She walked out of the kitchen and found that Ji Yanzhi was standing outside the glass door instead of some weird creature. She couldn't help but feel relieved. Came to open the door to Ji Yanzhi.

"Brother, you are back!"

"I'm back, nothing happened, right?"

"It's nothing, just... Dad, you actually ate it."

Tang Xiaomei looked back, and she happened to see the movement of Comrade Tang who quickly took out the bacon from the refrigerator through the transparent glass window and stuffed it into her mouth. Tang Xiaomei is so anxious, why is Comrade Tang so uneducated? If it is because of this, what will happen to her and cousin?

Facing the uncle who was possessed by the gluttonous spirit and caused him to be more greedy than before, Ji Yanzhi had no other way but to follow Tang Xiaomei to persuade Comrade Tang to be obedient.

It can be said that Comrade Tang is a standard person who eats soft but not hard. If Tang Xiaomei still asks Comrade Tang to do this and not to do that, he can’t say that Comrade Tang will continue to violate the Yin and Yang, but his nephews and daughters. Taking turns to persuade him with good words, Comrade Tang was quite safe in the next few days, drinking all kinds of miscellaneous grains and rice porridge that nourished his stomach and kept in good health.

Such an honest Old Comrade Tang also let Ji Yanzhi breathe a sigh of relief.

"Your out-of-home meals total 28 yuan. Do you pay online or in cash?"

"Does little brother use prestige?"

Ji Yanzhi nodded: "Use it, Miss Sister is going to transfer money with prestige?"

"Right, right, prestige transfer."

The "Miss Sister" in Ji Yanzhi's mouth is very beautiful, with white skin and long legs, which just feels very social, that is, the kind of girl who likes heavy makeup, colorful hair and exotic clothes.

But the customer is God, as long as the money is happy, everything is OK. As for the salary deduction for not giving five-star praise, I am sorry, his uncle is the owner of the restaurant, and it is impossible for his nephew, who is also a part-time cook, to deduct money for the reason of'customer irrationality'.

In addition to food and accommodation, there is extra pocket money. In short, except for the money contributed to the old, white and young people, most of them are saved every month. After all, he plans to buy two sets, one for himself and his uncle, and one for Tang Xiaomei's dowry.

Ji Yanzhi took out prestige and added young lady. After the little sister paid the money quickly, she sent out a kiss.

"Little brother, let's keep in touch!"

Ji Yanzhi smiled without speaking, and rode a motorcycle to the next destination to deliver food.

On this day, Ji Yanzhi almost ran more than 20 orders, all of which were orders placed directly online at the "Youjia Shi Liao" store. And by coincidence, the destination is basically the northern part of the city, and the last destination, not surprisingly, is the crematorium village.

When Ji Yanzhi ran his last order, it was close to eight o'clock in the evening.

The weasel girl who always couldn't control her wild power, directly accepted the takeaway from the weasel girl with her hairy face.

After the Weasel girl chose to give the cash, she began to talk to Ji Yanzhi about the recent changes in Anyue City.

"City No. 2 Middle School is getting more and more fierce. I don't know how long it will take a student to commit suicide by jumping off the building."

Ji Yanzhi's move to collect money, he has hardly received an order to run the second high school recently, so he did not notice that the second high school has reached the point where even the spirits are going to be fierce.

"what happened?"

"I'm not very clear, anyway, my grandfather said that we must let the cousin in class at school pay attention to it, and don't get involved and become a rat."

"...Your cousin really loves to study. But I'm curious, how does he teach a weasel who can't even speak human words? Does he pick up an electric fan?"

"My cousin lives on the ceiling, he can definitely attend class anytime and anywhere."

As the Weasel girl spoke, she took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Little Brother Huang, apparently preparing to persuade Little Brother Huang to go home.

It has to be said that even the spirits and monsters are advancing with the times, and network devices such as mobile phones are even more slippery than humans. This reminded Ji Yanzhi suddenly of that sentence, he is engaged in online dating through the network cable, who knows that the person opposite is a dog.

Oh, it should be said that you can go online, but it's a weasel who can't transform into a human form.

"...Then your cousin is quite capable."

Ji Yanzhi smiled, said goodbye to the weasel girl, and told her that she would rest tomorrow and not deliver food, so she rode a motorcycle and left the crematorium village.

Since it was already night, the street lights on the crematorium on the northern outskirts of the city were basically on. The traffic volume is not very large, at least when Jiyan Road passed the crematorium, there weren't any cars encountered.

However, when I returned to the city and ran to the section of "You Jia Shi Liao", I encountered traffic jams one after another. It only took more than half an hour to go back and forth, and it took nearly two hours to go home.

Such heavy traffic caused the supper orders after eight o'clock to be picked up by other takeaway brothers.

However, Comrade Tang didn't care. He stopped cooking after ten o'clock. Instead, he sat on the table in the lobby, counted the peanuts and drank some wine.

Tang Xiaomei sits at the front desk cashier and plays mobile games.

Old Tang drank and drank. Suddenly, he felt that he couldn't make wine with peanuts and peanuts, so he asked Tang Xiaomei to buy a few barbecues from the food stalls at Sancha Road.

Tang Xiaomei squinted at him. "Old Tang, you are really not afraid of high cholesterol!"

"Why do you have too much cholesterol after eating a few barbecues."

Comrade Tang retorted unconvincingly, and then he didn't ask Tang Xiaomei to go out to buy it. Instead, he was wearing a vest and slippers with a big pu fan on his waist. He walked like an old lady and went out to buy a barbecue.

It's not the old lady. She and Ji Yanzhi are responsible for all the trivial matters at home. Comrade Tang cooks most of the dishes, and she contacts the seller to deliver to the door.

Tang Xiaomei shook her head, but yelled at Comrade Old Tang: "Dad, remember to bake a few more big waists. Brother and I both like to eat that."

Comrade Old Tang didn't say anything to Tang Xiaomei, and said that if she didn't want to cook big waist for Tang Xiaomei, that stuff is not only a favorite for his nephews and daughters, but in fact, Comrade Tang is also the favorite to eat. Sprinkle more cumin and chili noodles. After charcoal grilled on both sides, the flavour is almost sturdy, and it is very nutritious.

When Comrade Tang thought of the taste of roasting a big waist, it was a stream of saliva, and he, who was originally a leisurely person, immediately walked out of the way that his six relatives did not recognize him.

Barbecue Mala Tang, I’m here ヽ(*￣▽￣*)ノミЮ.

Ji Yanzhi to each other seemed a little anxious because of the traffic jam.

He seldom has such emotions, and very bad things usually happen when such emotions arise. Last time, he was called by his aunt to pick up Little Sister Tang from school, but it didn’t take long for his aunt who went shopping alone to be robbed, and then...

Suddenly thinking of the past, Ji Yanzhi feels increasingly unhappy. It is true that his aunt treated him badly and often ordered him to do things. But clarifying the truth did not leave him hungry or frozen. It was just that there was no blood relationship, and there was a cute little girl like Tang Xiaomei, and it was nothing wrong with her aunt who loved Tang Xiaomei more.

Ji Yanzhi scratched his hair irritably, thinking that his irritability was not because of the influence of the weasel girl. I hope so, if it is not, but there is someone who does not have long eyes and ‘values’ Comrade Tang, he is...

At this moment, the red light came on, and with the efforts of the traffic police uncle, the traffic that was originally blocked finally recovered. Ji Yanzhi then started his motorcycle, and when he was about to turn to the restaurant to ride, he saw his uncle, who had walked out of the disrespect of his six relatives, was striding forward, as if he hadn’t seen the traffic lights, and was about to make strides. Continue walking on the road towards.

Ji Yanzhi narrowed his eyes in vain, and as soon as he speeded up, his whole body fell in front of Comrade Tang with the motorcycle.

"Uncle, why don't you watch the shop come out?"

Comrade Tang didn’t even notice that he had reached a three-way intersection. He was full of displeasure when he saw Ji Yanzhi stop him: "Ayan, how come you grow up and like to be in charge like your little sister? From the West, I came out at night, naturally for the delicious roasted lamb kidneys."

Ji Yanzhi: "...Uncle, you have gone the wrong way."

Comrade Tang just woke up and looked around and found that he had indeed gone the wrong way. He couldn't help but said in a sorrowful tone: "That Ayan, just now my uncle was thinking about things."

Ji Yanzhi pursed his lips and smiled, which is regarded as revealing the matter. However, after accompanying my uncle to the food stall that I often go to and ordering 20 skewers of roasted lamb kidneys, 10 skewers of roasted leeks, eggplant and other special roasted vegetarian food, Ji Yanzhi deliberately spent half a day and set up the restaurant. The entire floor of the building was'cleaned' inside and out.

As mentioned earlier, Tang Xiaomei is a very smart person.

When Ji Yanzhi silently "cleaned" the entire floor where the restaurant was located, including the three-bedroom residence they lived in, Tang Xiaomei vaguely noticed something. However, he did not speak, but one day, when Comrade Old Tang was preparing to learn how to wear a big gold chain, the coal boss suggested that the gold chain should not be solid but the hollow should be filled with cinnabar.

"..." Old Comrade Tang was depressed: "Hey, Little Sister Tang, what is your shame? Is there a boss who wears a big golden chain filled with cinnabar?"

Ji Yanzhi felt that the little girl's proposal was very good, so he agreed: "If your uncle doesn't like it, you can consider filling the silver chain with cinnabar."

"Comrade Tang: "I can't get away with the idea of ​​pouring cinnabar anyway, isn't it?"

Tang Xiaomei: "Yes, in fact, if you wear a big gold chain, as long as it looks beautiful, who would be so boring to pay attention to whether the big gold chain is solid or hollow!"

"Furthermore, uncle..." Ji Yanzhi added: "This hollow big gold chain is actually more complicated than the solid one. First of all, I have to think carefully and carefully pour the cinnabar into it."

And only talking about cinnabar, in fact, in addition to cinnabar, Ji Yanzhi will mix black dog blood, powder from peach branches and other things that have the effect of exorcising evil spirits.

It's not a random mix of brains, but a mix in proportion. The cinnabar powder produced in this way has the effect of exorcising evil, at least it can protect Comrade Tang when he is naughty and sneaky without a red bracelet.

"Dad, just be a little bit obedient. Anyue City didn't know what was going on recently, and there were several serial rear-end collisions in a row."

Tang Xiaomei originally vaguely felt that there was a reason for Ji Yanzhi to'clean' the entire floor, but now she feels even more.

And what she said was the fact that the recent Anyue City was too hostile, as if it had alarmed some extraordinary existence, whether there was a car accident on which section of the road today, or another section of the road. The young gangsters fight and fights are endless. It's like she was almost blackmailed when she went out to buy groceries last time. Fortunately, she learned a few hands from her cousin and almost kicked the gangster's third leg with a kick, otherwise...

Comrade Tang felt obediently: "Wearing a big gold chain with a hollow heart is hollow. Anyway, it is also a man. It looks better than a bracelet woven with a red rope."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Tang Xiaomei: "...Straight guys want to think too much, why don't I think the bracelet woven with red rope is not good-looking!"

Comrade Tang suddenly pointed to Ji Yanzhi and plausibly argued: "Isn't our eldest nephew not wearing it? It proves that my eldest nephew doesn't like it either."

Tang Xiaomei: "Sophistry is pure sophistry."

Ji Yanzhi also said: "Old uncle, I don't wear a bracelet woven with a red rope because I don't need it. After all, I am always nagging, and naturally I have nagging means to protect myself."

Comrade Old Tang's eyes were inexplicably red, but he was very strong and did not cry.

"...I went to choose the Dajin Chain online."

Tang Xiaomei fixedly glanced at him, and found that Comrade Tang had accepted the hollow, which was filled with cinnabar, scattered and large gold chains, she smiled, and'reminded': "Dad remembered, don't want to be hollow, not solid. "

"understood."

Comrade Old Tang hummed angrily, and started to take out his cell phone, ready to go to a certain treasure to search for the hollow big golden chain. He never thought that he was shocked by the page that popped up just when he turned on the cell phone.

"Fuck, this reporter is sick, and he made such a horrible picture as a barrage page. It really scared the baby to death."

Ji Yan was stunned, and immediately took a look at the mobile phone in Lao Tang's hand, and his brows were unavoidably frowned.

"The seventeen-year-old girl in the City No. 2 Middle School was trapped by love and jumped on the five-story building."

Tang Xiaomei read the title carefully, and to be honest, she was stunned by the **** and horror-like photos. And what makes her even more frightened is that, regardless of the top ten myths in Anyue City, the strange incidents in the second middle school of the city accounted for more than half, but in fact, there has been no case of high school girls falling from a building'trapped by love' for several years. .

"too frightening."

The chubby Comrade Tang patted himself on his chest, as if he was greatly frightened. In fact, Comrade Tang was indeed frightened. It was just the photo of the corpse that looked like a muddy pile of flesh and blood. Comrade Tang deeply felt that he was going to have a nightmare in all likelihood tonight.

"That's not right." Ji Yanzhi carefully observed the particularly eye-catching news photo on the phone that was used to make Haotou, and then gave a very unexpected conclusion, at least very unexpected by the stupid uncle and the cute cousin. "Jumping down from the fifth floor, it shouldn't be like this."

How could it be a muddy mess? If you fall from a tall building above the eighteenth floor, it is still possible, but the fifth floor... absolutely impossible, unless she has been dead for a long time, so she will be shattered and **** after a fall .

However, Ji Yanzhi had no choice to say this speculation, he just affirmed Tang Xiaomei's statement about the increasing hostility in Anyue City. Moreover, it is believed that the reason why the hostility is getting more and more serious should be related to the girl ghost who broke her promise and died of fat.

By the way, the old white head said what was the name of the green plum girl ghost.

Willow stalk or Liu Yueer...

Ji Yanzhi thought about it for a while, and realized that he had forgotten the name of the girl ghost, so he left the matter of looking for the girl ghost for the time being, and instead focused on the fact that it has spread throughout the entire network. An incident of suicide by jumping off a building because of love.

Tang Xiaomei was also watching with her mobile phone, but she didn't see any clues, so she could only ask Ji Yanzhi with a pensive look: "Brother, you said that the person who jumped from the fifth floor was not like this, then What is it like!"

Ji Yanzhi put down the phone and took a serious look at Tang Xiaomei.

"Sister, your focus is wrong!"

Tang Xiaomei looked at Ji Yanzhi with incomprehension.

Ji Yanzhi: "What you should care about now is whether to pick up or pick up if there is a takeaway order from City No. 2 High School in the future."

"Should I pick it up or not?"

Tang Xiaomei didn't understand Ji Yanzhi's logical thinking, but the obedient did not entangle what the real death appearance was when she jumped from the fifth floor. Instead, she continued to watch the news media made up for the female high school student who committed suicide by jumping from the building. love story.

"Ah, this paparazzi is too talented, I found at least two pairs of friends from the article, two pairs of lilies."

Comrade Old Tang: "...Wait, you can see it this way, aren't they pure friendship?"

Ji Yanzhi ignored Tang Xiaomei's nonsense and began to fumble out half a dozen yellow paper, fine wolf pen and cinnabar from the bag, and began to draw amulets. At this moment, a few fashionable men and women walked in.

Comrade Tang, who was watching the "Society and Law" program on his cell phone, quickly put down his cell phone and began to greet the guests.

"How many people would you like to order?"

"Let's take a look at the menu." The leader was a young social man who dyed his hair green and cut it into a cockscomb shape. He sat on the dining chair with Erlang's legs upright, and said dazedly.

Comrade Tang hurriedly went to a menu. At the same time, Ji Yanzhi also took the yellow talisman paper, cinnabar and fine wolf pen that he had just taken out, and began to act as a waiter. Men and women who are not easy to provoke pour free tea.

The tea is barley tea with a faint yellow color. Drinking it often is good for the body. But obviously several young men and women in society are not used to drinking barley tea. One of them even used extremely exaggerated acting skills to make a noise about Ji Yanzhi. The waiter gave them piss...

Ji Yanzhi smiled and said, "Drinking urine? I have never heard of customers having such wonderful requests, but customers are gods, gods wait a minute, I will go to the bathroom immediately, and I will meet your requirements when I come out. !"