Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 108: light in the crotch

  Chapter 108 Lighting in the crotch

   Lu Bei came forward with a knife in his hand, smiling kindly.

  The giant python was brutally cut in half by the collapse of the secret realm. Even though it had strong vitality, it was no longer difficult to use its magical powers at this moment, and its body shrank rapidly, turning into the appearance of an ordinary person.

  Chao Liya is stooped, his face is full of wrinkles, his body is thin, his handsome youth is no longer, and his proud demigod body can only be rampant in the nursing home.

  Cultivators don’t say that their faces stay forever, but after reaching the Xiantian Realm, it is difficult for the butcher knife of time to leave too many marks on them. If it is not because of the skills, the appearance will not change much.

  Chao Lisu is getting old in an instant, either the end is approaching, or the foundation is ruined by serious injuries.

   Matched!

  The old face corresponds to the leader of the Snake Dragon Cult in the screenshot taken by the player. Lu Bei has a guess in his heart. Even without him flapping his little wings, the secret realm will collapse around version 2.0.

  Lu Bei was right in guessing that the secret realm existed because of the snake god, and was also destroyed by the snake god, but Chao Lisu's aging and damage had nothing to do with it at all.

   Chao Lisu is too greedy.

  He took a lot of blood soul fruit and created a secret method to obtain the body of a demigod. His physical body was too involved with the secret realm. The secret realm was destroyed, and many years of hard work died with it. His old body is his true face.

   "You, ruined my leader's Snake Dragon Cult!" Chao Liya spoke hoarsely, his eyes were venomous, his face like bark was full of distortions.

   "Old man, put out the fire, and I'll give you an idea."

Lu Bei pursed his lips, and said compassionately: "Look at you, the grievances are so strong that you can see them two miles away, why don't you put on a red dress at this time, and I will help you with a belt, and you can hang the southeast branch on your own." Turn into a fierce ghost, and come to me for revenge at that time, and you will surely smile at Jiuquan."

   "Sharp-toothed and sharp-tongued, today, even if I fight to pieces, I will drag you to be buried with me."

  Speaking in a ferocious voice towards Li Ya, the red lines on the eyelids were opened, and the red mist on the surface of the body was dense, and the toxins from the disciples at the feet were extracted, and the aura gradually increased.

   Ashamed to say, you have to wait in line for the lottery!

Lu Bei patted She Yan on the shoulder, and waved his hands with sword energy: "Thank you, the leader, for your kindness, but there is no need to be buried with me. There are too many people who want to be buried with me, and I am not the emperor. How can such a big one come?" The mausoleum will house you."

  The sword energy is vertical and horizontal, and the sword light is dazzling.

  Brilliant white light covered the sky and covered the sky like a torrent, rushing straight towards Li Ya's position. The latter jumped up, his old body was still capable of pushing a cart, and fell far into the mist ten feet away.

"rise!"

   Lu Bei raised his eyes, golden light shot out, a long river of scorching white sword energy soared into the sky, manifested in the air as an eagle fluttered its wings, looked at everything in the air, with violent energy, and every feather was lifelike.

  The sword energy tore down, and the speed was three points faster, catching up with the inevitable Chao Lisu in one fell swoop, knocking him down in the thick fog.

  Boom——

  The dust swayed one after another, and the ground trembled slightly.

  Lu Bei raised his hand to summon a wind dragon to sweep away the dense fog around him. Instead of checking whether Chao Lisu was dead, he glanced at the positions of a dozen or so high-heeled shoes.

  Half of a 50-meter-long giant python descended from the sky, and then scrambled for a while. All the members of the Snake Dragon Sect who escaped from the secret realm were crushed into photos by their leader, and only Huang He, who was in the Xiantian realm, survived.

   As expected of physical training, his vitality is comparable to that of Xiaoqiang.

  The dense fog cleared a large area, and walked towards Li Ya with injuries all over his body. The red poisonous gas manifested a giant python totem behind him, hissing and spitting like a living thing.

   "If it's just an ordinary poisonous snake, I advise you to give up resistance and leave yourself a way out."

Lu Bei shook his head slightly, the sky wanted him to perish, and he would be driven mad. He sensed the resentment and madness in Chao Liya's eyes, and stopped talking nonsense. The five-element wheel spread out under his feet, and the two pillars of wind and thunder descended from the sky, forming a five-element and eight-diagram diagram together. The fixed-frame dynasty is strict and vulgar in the position of the Kan hexagram.

  The next second, the golden feathers stretched out, the giant eagle flapped its wings and tore up the giant python totem, the eagle claws trampled on Li Su's skinny body, and the golden hook-like beak pecked hard...

  Blood suppression!

  [You killed Chao Lisu and gained 1.2 million experience]

  [You have completed the task [Unsolved Case]]

  [You have completed the main task: solve the case and get 500,000 experience]

  [You have completed the main task: find out the case, arrest the real culprit, and get 1.8 million experience points according to your contribution]

  [You have completed the side mission: Destroy the Snake Dragon Cult, and get 700,000 experience according to your contribution]

   "Only this little experience, too little..."

"Wait a minute, the real culprit has 1.8 million experience points, how come it only costs 700,000 to destroy the snake dragon sect? Without my courage to see death as home, the spirit of not being afraid of powerful enemies, and the determination to sacrifice teammates, the snake dragon sect is still alive Okay, why is the contribution not enough?"

  Looking at the poor experience of 700,000, Lu Bei called out that the calculation was wrong and asked the programmer to publish the algorithm.

   It is true that the Snake Dragon Cult was blamed for the bombing of the secret realm, and the snake **** should be blamed for the big head. But if he hadn't worked hard to practice Xiantian Qi, the Snake God wouldn't know how long he would have been sealed by the quilt.

   "Damn it, the garbage game tricked me into killing me..."

  …

   Three days later, Langwu County.

  Huangjizong's big boat sailed slowly away from the river bank. Huang He stood at the bow of the boat with an aggrieved face, looking back several times, he sighed.

  Xuan Yin Division has solved the case, he is very sad.

  Lu Bei lived in the boudoir of the proprietress. He was heartbroken, lost, and depressed.

  After coming to Langwu County for a few months, he led his brothers to work hard to investigate the case. Every day, he was either in Hongxiu Pavilion or on the way to Hongxiu Pavilion.

The results of it?

   People are more popular than people. A case that hasn’t been solved in three months will be solved in a day, and a **** that hasn’t been touched in three months will be solved in a day.

  Although Huang He didn't see it with his own eyes, he has been fighting for many years, has solid theoretical knowledge and rich operating experience, and has added a lot of materials to the rendering template. With his toes, he can imagine how happy Lu Bei was these three days.

  The more I think about it, the more angry I become, and the more I think about it, the more sour I get.

  The most embarrassing thing is that Lu Bei and him have saved their lives, even if the two sides have different positions, he has to thank them with gratitude.

   It's not over yet, Xuanyin Division's super high efficiency made Huang Jizong look like a pile of shit, and he would be scolded after returning.

  Huang He felt that his job in charge was over.

   "It's really unlucky. If the secret realm is still there, as the first person to discover it, I will definitely be able to make up for it."

   "Speaking of which, what happened in the secret realm, why can't I remember anything?"

  …

   "Second brother, look into my eyes, what happened in the secret realm, tell me the truth."

  In the Red Sleeve Pavilion, Hu San and Lu Bei sat facing each other, under the sound-proof talisman cloth, and Aunt Xiang was guarding the door outside.

   "I've told you the truth, you just don't believe it yourself."

   Lu Bei shrugged. He told Hu San everything that happened in the secret realm, but the other party didn't believe his character and suspected that he was hiding something.

  God is pitiful, except for cutting out the nonsense of the snake god, and concealing the opportunities for She Xuan and the golden-scaled snake, he really recruited them all.

  Anyway, it’s all harmless trifles, it doesn’t matter if you say it or not, instead of wasting Hu San’s precious time, it’s better to listen to his glorious deeds of killing all directions.

   These are the key points.

  I hope that Hu San will be truthfully included in the report, and I also hope that the higher-ups will give him some more substantive rewards after seeing him survive a few times.

   "Look into my eyes and talk!" Hu San slapped the table and got up, sticking his head in front of his second brother.

   "Hiss——"

Looking at each other for two seconds, Lu Bei took a deep breath, and slapped Qingcheng Qingguo's face away: "I said earlier, stay away from me, and you don't take a pee to take pictures of yourself. The godmother is only our two sons. If I If she was bent by you, she would cry to death."

   "Her? Hehe, it's almost as happy as death."

  Hu San curled his lips: "Second brother, you are still young, and you have never seen a real sinister heart. You don't know that house thieves are hard to guard against, and our mother is the real big villain."

   "Whispering."

"Let me make a bet with you, if you go to the capital to visit relatives some other day, our mother will definitely drug you at night, and then seal your cultivation base, lock you in the house and call it "responsible every day, and the earth is not working." Fox Three is full of affirmation.

   "Is there such a thing?!"

   Lu Bei's eyes lit up, and he asked excitedly, "Then, did you call a few beautiful fox fairies, and all kinds of temptations made me look ugly?"

   "There is no fox fairy, but your elder brother has one."

  Hu Sanyi rolled his eyes a few times: "For your own good, and for my own good, please remember to tell me before visiting relatives, and make sure we are not at home at the same time."

   "Is it so scary..."

   Lu Bei shivered, and raised his hand to smooth the goosebumps on his arms. He said to Hu San that he would not go to the capital after killing him.

   "Okay, if you don't want to talk about the secret realm, I won't pursue it."

  Hu San gave Lu Bei a white look, and continued: "But the case of the Snake Dragon Sect is too big. The entire Langwu County has poisoned 200,000 people. It will take at least half a year to raise them all. You must hand over the thief!"

   "Didn't you see the thief?"

Lu Bei was surprised and said: "I made it very clear just now. I rushed into the secret realm and surrounded thousands of Snake Dragon Cult members by myself. I even killed the deputy leader, the saint, the left and right guardians, the four heavenly kings, and the eight kings who were stubborn. , The Thirteenth Taibao, scared the leader to **** off Li Su, activated a large array to summon the so-called snake **** to descend, but Wanbeng killed himself, and the secret realm collapsed and destroyed his own demon body."

   "Second brother, your elder brother is not blind. The leader of the Snake Dragon Sect is at the innate level, and he is not so timid. At least he won't be scared by you at the Baodan level."

  Hu San raised his hand and knocked on the table, jokingly said: "It is clear that your young lady and the leader are fighting to the death, she is innate, this kind of nonsense is more reasonable."

  Lu Bei clasped his fists and exclaimed, "One word awakened the dreamer, the elder brother really lit the lamp in his crotch."

"certainly?"

   "Wise!"

   Lu Bei was quite annoyed and said, "It's my fault that my younger brother is greedy for meritorious deeds. He only hopes to be promoted as soon as possible. He wants to learn from his elder brother and return home to do some happy things like bullying men and women. He actually forgot about the disparity in realm."

   "Well, it's still too late to change the report."

  Hu San stretched out his hand angrily: "My brother, I can write off some things for you, but some things are definitely not good. If you hand them over to the thief, I will know that you did something good when I saw that there is no Qiankun Ring."

   "Brother, you really misunderstood me. At that time, the secret realm collapsed, and the scene was a mess. It was not easy for me to **** the leader of the thief. Where can I find you the Qiankun Ring?"

"There may be hidden in the ring the snake-dragon sect's poison-refining technique, which controls 200,000 people in Langwu County with illusions, and Huangjizong's congenital realm is deeply involved in it. At a small level, it is a strange poison, and at a high level Said, this is the dragon slaying technique."

  Hu San raised his hand and touched Lu Bei's body: "Second brother, it's the same as Zhao Xiayang's Qiankun ring, take it out quickly, the benefits will be indispensable to you."

   "With the words of the elder brother, the younger brother can rest assured. To be honest, I am almost a genius."

   "Heh, you also said that you didn't get any benefits in the secret realm, so you're showing off."

   "Brother put another lamp in his crotch, no, light a torch, I admire you!"

   "..."

  (end of this chapter)