Chapter 111 Cake face with flat nose and big mouth, thick waist, short legs and no neck

   "So, how can you make your siblings angry!"

Hu San was heartbroken, and if it wasn't for the lack of time, he would have used his elder brother's coercion to pressure Lu Bei back to Sanqing Peak, and let him hug She Yan's thigh and cry for forgiveness, but if She Yan disagreed, he would not be allowed to stand up .

   "I thought it was something, why not arrest a few corrupt officials, there is no need for my lady to go out in person, I will accompany my brother."

  [You have received the task [Catch the important criminal]]

  [Mission description: As a Qingwei of the Xuanyin Division, it is your duty to collect intelligence and arrest important criminals of the imperial court. It is impossible for you to refuse this mission, right? ]

  [Main quest: take people according to order, reward 600,000 experience]

  [Side task: not triggered]

[Whether to accept? ]

【whether】

In front of the task, Lu Beiyi took the lead and slapped Hu San's chest loudly: "Besides, although our Xuanyin Division is not as good as Huangjizong, it's not that there are thugs in the Xiantian realm. You can write an IOU and let the higher-ups get a hundred and eighty credits." What's the problem with ten well-behaved and beautiful Xiantian realm female dead soldiers."

   Speaking of dead soldiers, Lu Bei couldn't help but secretly nodded.

Before coming to Langwu County, he mentioned five dead men in the foundation building period. The good guy was so obedient, he pointed east and never went west, told them to catch geese and never chase dogs, and when they took off their pants, the five dead The scholar hesitated a little.

   Having experienced the loyalty of the dead soldiers, Lu Bei has been thinking about allocating one hundred and eighty female dead soldiers to him.

  No other meaning, working with men and women is not tiring, the drudgery of Xuanyin Division, if there is no beautiful scenery to support the spiritual will, it is really boring.

  Anyway, someone like him can't bear this pain!

   "It's not the same. The location of this mission is in Yuezhou. I will lead the team and cooperate, not the main force of this mission."

  Hu San shook his head, and explained to Lu Bei again: "Our mother has an enemy in the capital, and they have always disliked each other..."

  The officials on the list were supported by the Iron Sword Alliance with a lot of effort and profit. There is also a county guard who suddenly arrests them, which may cause the Iron Sword Alliance to rob people halfway.

  Hu San was temporarily recruited and transferred to Yuezhou to lead a small team, responsible for reconnaissance and support, and stayed behind when necessary.

   These are all easy to say, but the difficult thing is the person who recruited him, Xuanyin Division Ziwei Mu Jiling, a good apprentice trained by the two enemies of the fox.

  As the highest executor of this mission, Mu Jiling selected him from the roster and transferred him to Yuezhou to wait for his dispatch. If there is no continuation of the grievances of the previous generation, Hu San would not believe it.

   "In Ningzhou, no other Qingwei was selected, but I was selected. What do you think she means?"

Hu San shouted her injustice: "Didn't I say when I was a child that she had a pie face, a flat nose, a big mouth, a thick waist, short legs and no neck, and she made up a song and sang it eight times a day, causing her to cry for half a year and depressed for three years? How many years?" I didn't take it to heart, why is she holding grudges like this!"

   "Indeed, my brother is on your side. It is unreasonable to put aside the facts. This Ziwei is really ordinary."

   Lu Bei sighed, and then his eyes lit up: "Brother, is there such a possibility? She has been thinking about killing you all year round, and her hatred has turned sour and she has fallen in love with you."

   "Hehe, brother, I can take a pee to see a beauty hundreds of times stronger than her. Is the honor surnamed Mu worthy of liking me?" Hu San sneered disdainfully.

   "Then I'm afraid you will be single forever..."

Lu Bei made a faint sound, quite resentful. In terms of looks alone, the two rich women Bai Jin and She Yan are no match for Hu San. This guy wants to find someone who is prettier than himself. It's hard to put on a bed.

   "So what if you die alone, we monks don't care about that."

Hu San shrugged his shoulders indifferently. There are as many beautiful women with good looks and body as crucian carp crossing the river. It's really not good. At that time, he will sleep so hard. Whoever conceives his flesh and blood first will marry whoever goes home, and they will all be pregnant. just together.

  Love is taking off your pants and putting them on. It's a simple thing, so why bother yourself.

   "Understood, you feel that Ziwei is resentful and intends to wear small shoes for you in this mission. If you are more courageous, she wants to use the fast sword of Tiejianmeng to kill you."

  Lu Bei analyzed: "So you came to me, wanting to hug my thigh and wish you through the difficulties."

   "That's not the case. If she really dares to harm me, she will have to take her own life."

  Hu San shook his head, and corrected Lu Bei's mistake by the way: "Besides, I didn't intend to hug your big hairy legs, but your young lady's long legs."

"Um?!"

  Lu Bei's eyes instantly became sharp: "Brother, I'll give you another chance to reorganize your language, otherwise brothers and sisters will kill each other, and our mother will only be a godson in the future."

   "Stop talking nonsense, you understand what I mean, that's not what I mean. The siblings are not bad in appearance, but they barely catch the eye when compared with me. How self-sacrificing am I to hit her idea?"

   "That's more or less."

   "Brother, don't be sad to tell the truth..."

Hu San muttered: "Warriors are popular in Yuezhou, which is far from the comfort of Ningzhou. There is no shortage of errand boys in Baodan state. Your young lady is different. She looks good and looks good. Jing’s cultivation level is the same as that of Mu’s, so I’ll save face if I take him there as a subordinate.”

  Good brother, speaking of loyalty, Lu Bei was not sad, and immediately taunted: "Tsk tsk, you are the one who holds the pill because everyone is already in the innate realm, no wonder you came to me in a hurry."

   "Bah, the one with the surname Mu is stinky to show off. I'm almost a congenital child. Did you tell people everywhere?"

  Hu Sansuan retorted: "She has mediocre aptitude. She was able to achieve innate talent ahead of me. It is nothing more than relying on her master. It is nothing special."

   "He is Ziwei, you are Qingwei."

   "Bah, Ziwei, that fart, didn't he become a high-ranking official through the back door because of having a good master."

  Hu San groaned and chirped: "It's not like me, starting from the bottom, never saying that there are people above me."

   That's because you can't say it!

   Lu Bei looked at Hu San in distaste. If Hu Er hadn't hidden his identity for many years and had never exposed it, otherwise this guy must have faked his prestige and relied on his old mother's long legs to step up to the top.

   "Brother, you know how much credit was given to the mission of trapping the dragon formation. If it weren't for the higher-ups who were worried about information leaks and didn't dare to move, I would have been promoted to Ziwei."

  Facing Lu Bei's contemptuous gaze, Hu San said relentlessly, "Damn it, I blame the Tiejianmeng, if it wasn't for them..."

   "If it weren't for them, you wouldn't even have a chance of promotion."

  Lu Bei didn't want to listen to Hu San's nonsense, so he interrupted: "Brother, tell me the truth, our mother's opponent in the capital is the emperor's master, and Ziwei named Mu is her apprentice, right?"

   "Hey, you know this too?" Hu Sanqi was surprised.

   "Guess, with my mother's beauty and wit, the only person who can make her dislike her and still be invincible to her is the emperor's master who is also known as the master of the country." Lu Bei took it for granted.

   "Brother, haven't you ever been to the capital, how do you know everything?"

  Hu San sneered, and raised his hand to put on Lu Bei's shoulder: "Besides, what else do you know, just call it out in one go, and my brother will guarantee you to go home and have a reunion dinner at the end of the year."

  Hehe, when I was in the capital, your ashes were taken away by Zhao Xiayang.

Lu Bei patted Hu San's paw, changed the subject, and said, "I wanted to ask just now. You said that the whole of Ningzhou only transferred you as a Qingwei, so what am I? Without a call-up order, I will not leave my post without authorization." Convicted by her?"

"nothing."

  Hu San waved his hand, so that Lu Bei didn't have to worry: "Your Tsing Yi is temporarily received. I calculated the time. When we come back from Yuezhou, it's almost time to become a regular."

   "Why is this happening? Will there be villains who are treacherous?"

   Lu Bei's eyes were fixed on Hu San, and his suspicions were removed, and the treacherous villain was right in front of him.

   "There is no treacherous villain, but your elder brother has one."

Hu San hooked Lu Bei's shoulders again, and said passionately: "Good brother, mother, you also have a share. I can't bear the grievances of the previous generation alone. This trip to Yuezhou, you and my brothers are of the same heart, and the benefits will cut gold." , let’s deal with that surnamed Mu together.”

   "It's not good, the cake face has a flat nose and a big mouth, thick waist and short legs and no neck. I'm afraid I won't be able to untie my belt." Lu Bei shook his head again and again, he still had integrity, and refused to be with Hu San.

   "That was when I was a child, I heard she was pretty."

  Seeing that there is something going on, Hu Sanyi changed his previous evaluation and praised Mu Jiling as rare in the world and hard to find in the sky.

   "Is nothing wrong?"

   "As long as no one is killed."

   "Brother, my younger brother is not talented. Here are a few packs of essential medicines for lonely men and widows in the middle of the night. Can you use them when the time comes?"

   "Oh, let me have a look."

Hu San took a few packs of medicinal powder from Lu Bei, picked up a trace of it with his little finger, put it under his nose, sniffed it, frowned and said, "Acacia powder, Buddha's head, fairies don't stop, these are all common goods, I'm afraid to deal with the innate realm." It’s because the medicine is not effective enough!”

   "Brother, expert, I guessed everything right! Pure passerby, what have you experienced in those years of undercover, can you tell me a little about it?"

Lu Bei clasped his fists in both hands, and said with admiration: "Let's not talk about your experience of being overthrown by someone else, just pick a few glorious deeds that you overthrew others and tell them slowly. It's best to publish a book. I used to be a scholar, Compared with listening to books, I prefer to light a lamp and boil oil alone in the dead of night, which is artistic."

   "I don't want to be an expert either, it's all mother's fault."

Hu San pointed at his own face, and said speechlessly: "All those years when I was an undercover agent, I told you that I had a handle under my belt, and when I pulled it out, it was bigger than everyone else. As a result, those people became more motivated when they knew the man. There is no way, it's all forced I don’t want to be tricked, so I can only teach myself some messy things.”

   "Brother, I understand your suffering. Boys should learn to protect themselves when they go out." Lu Bei nodded in agreement.

   "No, you don't understand."

Hu San gave Lu Bei a blank look. There was no outsider here, so he told him not to put gold on his face, and took out a pack of secret medicine powder and stuffed it in Lu Bei's hand: "This pack is called a good product. Even the innate realm has to be recruited. You take a bag, when the time comes, whoever has the chance will do it."

  Lu Bei: "..."

  Blindfold your head, just hit it for two or three hours. Do you really want to kill someone?

  (end of this chapter)