Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 113: Can't drink too much, sit at the child's

  Chapter 113 I can’t drink too much, sit at the child’s table

   Broken temple.

   Broken walls, weeds and dead leaves piled up high, and the courtyard wall has long since been built by a simple villager who went home to build a house.

  Lu Bei and Hu San didn't come to sleep, and it didn't matter if they didn't find the broken house. They just squatted in the corner and made do with it.

"Brother, you squat down first, it's still early in the morning, I'll prepare a few surprises, and when Mu comes over, I'll show her off first." Hu San finished eating in a hurry, got up and walked towards the outer courtyard .

  As a Dharma repairer, Hu San has a lot of experience in matchmaking, and in addition to being insidious, he is best at using traps to harm people.

Without the company of She Yan who was in the Xiantian realm, he was confident that he was well prepared, and he would still be able to defeat the opponent in the Xiantian realm. After a while, Lu Beiyao overturned Mu Jiling, and he would be able to retire. Wait for ten months The younger generations are upgraded.

   "Wonderful!"

   "What's so wonderful, what's so wonderful..."

   Lu Bei swallowed a steamed bun speechlessly: "When I go out with others, I always hug left and right to eat delicious and spicy food, but I only get pickled vegetable steamed buns when I go out with you, and I don't even have a special roast goose."

   "It's okay, my brother ordered a chicken for you."

   "Bah!"

  Lu Bei said unhappily: "It's better to settle an enemy than to end it, so you can't take the initiative to admit your mistake and fight back?"

   "Then I shall not be beaten to death."

Sensing the retreat in Lu Bei's words, Hu San immediately sneered: "Brother, I advise you to give up your heart. The hatred comes from the previous generation. It doesn't count if you and I say it. Our mother and the Taifu are the only ones among them. Do you think it is possible to settle the grievances by bowing your head and submissively?"

"impossible."

  Lu Bei firmly said that there is no place for two tigers on one mountain, unless there is one male and one female, the two high-ranking and strong women, Tai Tu and Hu Er, are like the favored sons of heaven.

   Take soft?

  He took the head of Hu San's crotch as a guarantee, and it is impossible for these two rich women to be heartbroken.

"As long as you know."

  Hu San nodded with satisfaction, and reminded: "The one surnamed Mu is the same, I will fight with her later, do you know what to do?"

  Lu Bei said honestly: "I'm not very good at drinking, so sit at the children's table."

"What?"

   "I'm the only man at the family table. There are no female relatives, so I can only sit at the children's table."

   "Just keep dreaming!"

  Hu San rolled his eyes, squatted down and began to arrange the formation: "You are lucky, I am too lazy to talk to you, wait for the surname Mu to show up, and let her wake you up."

   "About when, let me see if I can take a nap for a while."

   "Soon, I can feel people around me staring at me with squinting eyes. There are about a dozen of them. As expected, there must be a lot of people surnamed Mu, and they even pretend to be bandits."

  San Hu snorted: "Small tricks, you can't get on the stage, it's all left over by Grandpa Hu San."

  Shushasha——

  The cool wind blows, sweeping away layers of fallen leaves.

  The mountains and forests around the ruined temple were full of dark shadows, the thick fog turned to gray, and the branches of the trees were twisted and bent, and they really turned into monsters who chose people and devoured them.

   "Is there a ghost?"

   Lu Bei frowned, not happy at all, even a little uncomfortable.

  The reason is very simple, there are only ghosts in the land of Kyushu, and there are no ghosts.

   It may be difficult to understand it, so let’s put it in an easy-to-understand way.

  Nie Xiaoqian (×)

  Painted Skin Ghost (√)

  So, don’t think that if you find a ruined temple in the deep mountains and old forests, you will be able to bump into a beautiful female ghost who is willing to have **** with you. A romantic encounter is impossible. If you are lucky, I will give you a dryad grandmother at most.

  These are the experiences summed up by the players, every word is **** and weeping.

   "That's all evil, why don't you pretend to be a bandit!" Hu San sneered again and again, raised his foot and stomped on the ground, the strong wind spread, and the heavy gray fog was blown away.

  The line of sight is clear.

   Around, the gray fog dissipated, but the ghosts turned into twisted branches still existed.

   Not only that, outside the ruins of the ruined temple, there was unknown when it became a mass grave, with isolated graves, and green fireballs floating on the tombstones without words.

"Hee hee hee--"

  Wild-wisps gathered, women wearing tulle walked barefoot, their figures swaying, their enchanting figures looming under the tulle.

  When these female ghosts approached, their charming and charming faces appeared even more.

  Smiling charmingly, winking eyes like silk, strands, lingering, sultry.

  Lu Beiwangzhi nodded again and again, the boss understands very well, although the female ghosts in the fantasy world are not stunning, but they are more abundant, and there are people of all ages, that is, he, someone else would have already stood up.

   "Something."

  Hu San's face darkened: "The surname Mu is promising, and he has recruited such capable people. Brother, don't do anything, brother, I can stand it."

   "Brother's words are wrong. You are a brother and I am a younger brother. How can you charge forward and let me hide behind and enjoy the ride?"

  Lu Bei shook his head again and again, with an upright face, he came to Hu San's side, and with a clang, the sword came out of its sheath: "Half of each person, your left and my right, the last counts the head, and the loser treats the guest to dinner."

"good."

  Husan nodded, waved his giant blue claws with both hands, and instantly rushed into the enchanting and colorful female ghost formation.

  His eyes turned into fox eyes, piercing through the phantom of the illusion, ignoring the female ghost who was attacking or seducing, and went straight to the monks outside the formation.

   Lu Bei followed closely beside him, squinting his eyes slightly to suppress the golden light, and was startled to realize that the surrounding female ghosts were entangled with them, and the cold murderous intent was hidden in them, and he punched them with his backhand.

  Boom!

  The illusion remains unchanged, the female ghost who was blown away by a punch slowly recovers, Xizi clutches her chest like holding her heart, her pale face is ashamed and resentful, and coquettishly tells that Lu Bei doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade.

   Lu Bei ignored the ugly ghost, and touched his fist. It was a little wet and sticky, indicating that he just vomited blood from a beating.

   I was so lucky that I landed a punch on the face.

   "The situation is wrong, the illusion is combined with reality, and the surname Mu wants to kill us!" Hu San's eyes shrank suddenly, and he thought inconceivably.

  In his opinion, Mu Jiling seeks revenge by pretending to be a bandit at best, and by virtue of his advantages in realm, defeats him and loots his money and clothes, and then shows up in front of him late, laughing and taunting and delivering a double blow.

   Really let Mu Jiling go to kill, unless the two old women in the capital made a real fire, otherwise she would not have the guts.

   "To be precise, to kill you, she doesn't even know me."

   Lu Bei curled his lips, sensing the murderous aura coming from ahead, leaned over to retract the side of the knife, and the moment he stepped forward, he swept the blade out.

  The sword energy turned into hundreds of afterimages, criss-crossing and flickering interspersed, and the dazzling glare rumbled across the border, accompanied by screams, annihilating the terrified female ghost.

  [You killed Liu Fen and got...

[you…

   "Brother can do it!"

Seeing that Lu Beixiu has made great progress and is much stronger than that time in the dragon formation, Hu San frowned, and jokingly said: "There are so many charming girls, you are really willing to do it, what if it is true? "

   "Brother, don't look down on people. They are not as good-looking as you. If it's really a temptation, you are the scariest thing here." Lu Bei rolled his eyes, quite resentful.

   It's all Hu San's fault, which has seriously raised his aesthetic baseline, causing him to become more and more ascetic, and he is not as excited as before lying in the bed of his senior sister.

   "That's true." Hu San nodded and said yes, it was just a beauty trick, and he was not worthy of carrying his shoes.

   "Let's not talk about this first, I killed a few colleagues just now, is it okay?" Lu Bei flicked the blade lightly, a ray of sword light vented, and it was another kill prompt.

   "Of course it doesn't matter. She is unkind first, and I am unrighteous second. What can there be wrong with self-defense!" Hu San narrowed his eyes into slits, and his smile was incomparably bewitching.

   "Kill!" x2

  The two rushed out, one left and one right, and disappeared in the thick gray fog in an instant.

  The flash of a sword, the shadow of a sword, and the flying of sharp claws.

  Under the deserted moonlight, the female ghost sighed repeatedly, and the gray fog gradually turned to a sad red.

   Lu Bei rampaged in the phantom formation of female ghosts. Relying on the powerful perception ability brought by the eagle eye, he can see through the illusion through the reality. Even if the enemies hidden in the formation cooperate to sneak attack, he can easily escape.

  The knife fell with a backhand, and the scorching white knife roared, cutting the ground and leaving numerous grooves and vertical lines.

  As for what happened to the person who attacked him, he didn't know that the formation was not broken.

   Bang!

  In the place where the fog and mist twisted in front, a dozen or so figures gathered, Lu Bei swooped up with a sword, the huge sword light swept across, the sound of cutting was harsh, and the border trembled again and again.

   Oops, almost broke the formation!

  He took a breath, and hurriedly put the snow-white straight knife into the Qiankun ring, turned his hands into claws, attached the five-element wheel with white light, and used his finger blade to activate the sword control technique.

  The sword energy tore through the phantom, and the female ghosts hiding here were cut into pieces one by one...

   Lu Bei swept his eyes and made sure that there was no more life in this place. He turned around and killed on the other side of the formation.

   means the wind is like a knife, and the claws are like a sword.

  Relying on his eagle eye's keen senses, he accurately captures every faint aura, giving the enemy the despair of being slaughtered when he is clearly hiding in the dark.

   On the other side, Hu San's efficiency is not bad either. The fox's eyes pierced through emptiness, and his sharp claws fell continuously, smashing each enemy into the ground.

  Since it is a mass grave, a corpse must be buried within three steps, and there is nothing, so he can't stand it anymore.

   These two guys are not human!

  The figure in the formation was terrified of being killed, crying for his father and mother, and came to the edge of the formation, asking the monks outside the formation to stop the formation so that they could escape quickly.

  The next second, giant claws descended from the sky, and five sword qi swept from the side.

   Most of them were damaged, and the rest collapsed.

  “…”x12

  On the hilltop in the distance, the twelve Qingwei guards were speechless. After a long silence, someone spoke.

   It can be seen that Lu Bei and Hu San clearly found the location of the monks outside the formation, but they just didn't go out, and followed their breath to find them one by one, and drove out all the enemies in the formation.

  Especially Lu Bei, who turned back three times.

  Last time, he accidentally stepped out of the formation with one foot, pretending not to know, and forcibly taking it back.

   "Those two people, shouldn't they be killing us?" The Qingwei touched his neck, only to feel that the wind tonight was very cool and chilly, which made his heart feel cold.

   "Listen to what they said, although the butcher's knife is slashing at the enemy, it is indeed killing us."

   "Tsk tsk, you're so ruthless, you don't intend to keep alive..."

  Listening to the discussion behind him, Mu Jiling's face was ashen. The surname Hu was still as bold and reckless as before. He could be seriously injured, so he just chose to add three points of strength.

   Having said that, who is the little boy next to him? It's so annoying no matter how you look at it?

  (end of this chapter)