Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 115: There are only zero and countless times

   Chapter 115 Women's Clothing Only Zero and Countless Times

"It doesn't make sense. My eldest brother is a great man who stands above the ground. If you let him play the dancer, he will play the dancer, then he will have no face." Lu Bei's eyes widened, and he said that the first-level official crushed people to death. He didn't believe it and wanted to make Hu San Dress up as a dancer, unless Mu Jiling smashes the table.

   "That's it."

  Hu San held his head high and pointed at his sullen face: "See clearly, this is a man, how do you want me to be a dancing girl?"

"Ah."

   Mu Jiling sneered and said directly: "Not to mention that you are proficient in the art of transformation, even if you don't, who can know with your demonic face wearing women's clothes?"

   "My second brother already knew that he is a veteran of Hua Cong. It doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman, he can know the saltiness when he smells it. The world is big. I believe there must be more than one lecher like him."

Hu San sneered and leaned his head towards Mu Jiling: "Lord Ziwei, listen to my advice, so many Qingwei died, don't make up for it in your dreams, report it to the top truthfully, and take the punishment honestly is the right thing. And don't worry, the life of the Jiaofang is not as bad as you think, and the family of Hu has a little money, so your business will be booming."

   "How dare you say that!"

   Mu Jiling clapped the table and stood up, his eyes were straight at Hu San: "What will happen in the future, now I have the final say, if I dare to disobey, I will cut you off the sacrificial flag."

  Lubei: (One`One)

   Looking at the two people who were exchanging carbon dioxide, they only felt that the dog food was dry, and they were tricked in and killed.

Just when he was eager to try, and was about to become a member of the head-pressing team, Mu Jiling took the lead in retreating, and said with a cold face: "I have made up my mind, Hu San, tomorrow you will pretend to be a dancer and wait for the opportunity to get close to the big fish, Hu Si will be there to meet you."

   After she finished speaking, she waved her hand and threw the information in Lu Beihuai's arms, asking the two to hurry back to prepare.

   "Brother, I have to say that this plan is very feasible. It's just pretending to be a woman. You don't need to change your clothes, just stuff a couple of steamed buns and you're done."

  Lu Bei said righteously: "I have leftover steamed buns in my ring last night. Eight of them are enough for you to pretend to be a sow, don't you?"

   "No, I have."

  Hu San said disdainfully: "The surnamed Mu thinks that he can humiliate me like this. It's ridiculous, it's not the first time I'm pretending to be a woman."

  Women's clothing is not once, only zero and countless times. Fox San is familiar with the road, and he doesn't feel ashamed at all. He just doesn't like Mu Jiling's stinky airs.

   "Let's not talk about this first, it will be a long time in the future, and she is not in a hurry. Let's go back and prepare, and the task is the top priority." Lu Bei patted the information in his arms, and walked faster towards the backyard of the yamen.

   "That's right, the task is..."

  Hu was stunned in the middle of the three words, looking at the back of Lu Bei hurriedly leaving, suddenly thought of something.

  …

   The next day.

   The weather is high and the weather is cool and pleasant.

   The governor of the county, Prime Minister Li, served as the host, and entertained the county magistrate and the county chief of Yuyang County.

  Because I drank too much, I forgot the words and phrases I prepared half a year in advance, so I didn’t hold back for a long time. I was depressed and invited everyone to go out to the city to hunt today.

The truth of    is not clear at the moment, but it is written in the intelligence anyway.

   Here I want to say that the county governor's surname is Li and his name is Prime Minister. At first glance, he looks like an assistant, and he is a high official.

   The county chief, the county magistrate, and others did not dare to upset their superiors, so they came with their female relatives at the appointment, guarding more than 200 Jiajiading people, and rushed to the nearby hunting ground.

   There will be a team of 100 people, including cooks, musicians, dancers, storytellers and helpers.

  Lu Bei rode a carriage and followed at the back of the line.

  The three foxes are in the car. At this moment, they are going out in full costume, with a white gauze half-covered, and a big red dance robe wrapped around a silk streamer decorated with silver flowers.

   The collar is wide open, the fragrant shoulders and collarbones are as white as jade, the C-position debut is still under control, and the slender waist is tight, and the red lips are amazing under the white gauze.

   When Lu Bei saw this porcelain beauty for the first time, he felt unbearable, so frightened that he called out enchanting, and hurriedly called Mu Jiling to watch.

   The latter stared for a while with a stinky face, was hit, took one step at a time, and left angrily.

   Fortunately, Hu San is not too much, he changed his face and did not show his true face. Otherwise, with that face alone, it is estimated that the county governor, county chief and others would not be in the mood to hunt, and they would have directly dragged him into the grove to recite poetry.

   "Brother, tell me the truth, you are actually a woman, right?"

  Lu Bei lifted the curtain and looked at Hu San who was thrushing his eyebrows. The corner of his mouth twitched and said, "I thought it was enough for my mother to have a son, and both children and children are perfect."

   "Second brother, if you want to, come to my sister's house tonight, but the ugly words are ahead, don't run when my sister takes off her pants." Hu San gave Lu Bei a white look, and changed her female voice, which made people feel itchy and unbearable.

"That's fine. The two sons are fine too. When our mother wants a daughter, you can just feel wronged." Lu Bei shuddered, and hurriedly imagined Bai Jin's appearance in his mind, with the help of his sister's boundless magic. He is back to the hot-blooded boy.

   However, senior sister is not the opponent of the fox demon. He gritted his teeth, was a little embarrassed, and added another sigh.

  After all, the left and right guardians escorted the fox demon into the abyss.

  Lubei: ε=(ο`*)))

   He is so hard!

"Second brother, although you don't know how to change, but sister, I also have a little research on the art of makeup and disguise. Before it's too late, come in and I'll give you a description, then the sisters will be in battle, and the prefect surnamed Li will not be needed. Hit, go hook and follow us back to Xuanyin Division."

   "Forget it, I am a scholar, and I have integrity."

   "You think again."

  Hu San threw a wink and lowered his neckline slightly: "Maybe after you come in, you will find that my elder sister is indeed an elder sister."

  Lubei: (One`)

  The fox demon climbed out of the abyss, and the mana went further, and the guardians on the left and right could not resist it. Fortunately, the five loyal and loyal practitioners came to rescue and seal the fox demon again.

  Lu Bei put down the curtain and drove the carriage honestly. It was impossible for his sister. He was very sure of this.

  When he was still in Langwu County, he asked Hu San to learn from each other three times. He took fresh blood to activate the 'Blood Nest' skill, and brushed the two skills of 'Shape Magic' and 'Ling Magic' to full level.

   Skills and stats won't lie, Hu San is indeed a man, if you have to add the word 'female', he can only be a big boss in women's clothing.

   Blame it on Fox Er, the bloodline is too good, and having a son will bring disaster to the country and the people.

  …

   Night, hillside.

  The tent was raised, the family members lit bonfires, and the guards wrapped the frame around the camp as a horse-rejection.

   After a group of dancers finished the show, a woman in red came gracefully, dancing lightly and gracefully. Although she had a white gauze covering her face, it was difficult to block her eyes.

   too much, too charming, looks dusty;

   A little less, too cold, not enough dust.

   Not much, not much, cold and charming, just right, it is the best in the world.

  The guards around the guard looked dry, and the helpers also forgot to tell jokes to add to the fun, and their eyes went back and forth with the red clothes.

   Such beautiful clothes, why don't you keep them at home?

   is really outrageous and doesn't know how to cherish clothes at all!

  The younger brother is the younger brother after all, and the beauty is difficult to control at present. The county magistrate, the county magistrate and others are different. They are guarding their mother-in-law by their side.

"cheers!"

   "Good wine, let me drink three glasses in a row."

   "Happy, hurry up to continue...

  “…

   After the song ended, the red-clothed dancer slowly stepped back.

  The atmosphere continued to be hot. The county magistrate saw that Li Taishou was alone and widowed, and there was no maid beside him. He couldn't help sighing repeatedly: "I have sinned and sinned, and I forgot that the prefect is deserted. Come, call the dancer over."

   "That's a bad word. The prefect will write a good poem when he sees a beautiful woman. With me waiting by his side, it will only disturb the purity."

   The county magistrate said that the county magistrate was flattering, and took the initiative to pat: "In my opinion, it should be sent to the tent and perform a solo dance for the prefect."

   "Wonderful!"

   "It makes sense."

   "Me too."

  “…”

   "Humph, nonsense!"

   In the roar, Li Taishou slapped the table with a cold face: "This prefect is the parental official of a county, so majesty can't be a child's play, if you drink too much, tonight's banquet is over, let's go separately!"

   After finishing speaking, Li Taishou got up with a displeased face and walked towards his tent.

   The kind that walks fast.

  Everyone got up and said goodbye to the county magistrate. The county magistrate and the county magistrate waved at the same time, and asked the servants to speed up. Be sure to send the beauty to the tent before the other side. Don't let the county magistrate wait in a hurry.

  …

  In the dense forest far away from the hillside, Lu Bei put on the Xuanyin Siqingwei uniform, and waited for the appearance of Hu San.

  I thought that I would have to wait a little longer, but I didn't expect that just after closing his eyes, Fox San in a green guard suit descended from the sky and threw the stuffed sack at his feet.

   "Brother, efficiency!"

  Lu Bei gave a thumbs up, worthy of being the top card of Xuanyin Division, and abducted the county guard neatly.

   "The efficiency of the fart, as soon as I entered the house, the old pervert rushed up and touched my ass."

Hu San looked disgusted, raised his foot and kicked the sack: "This is the first place in the palace exam, the Pink Lady doesn't even have a crooked poem that says 'Both sweaters are soaked in secret, and the first class of loneliness', I am serious. Suspected that the imperial examination was fraudulent, the examiner sold the questions."

  Lu Bei touched his chin, a newcomer in the officialdom, and a veteran in the workplace. Based on his years of experience in fishing and paddling, as expected, the chief examiner of the imperial examination was either an imperial master or her.

"Second brother, the local snake surnamed Mu, a stupid person has a stupid way. Her plan has some effects. This time we will not block her." Hu San put the sack on his shoulder and gave Lu Bei a look .

  Everything went according to plan.

   "As it should be."

  Lu Bei nodded, and the two brought Taishou Li and jumped up and flew towards the Longevity Valley, which is 80 miles away.

   There is a secret execution room built by Mu Jiling himself. When all the people on the waiting list are clicked, they can report to the top and **** the prisoner to the capital.

   Speeding for thirty miles, two men in black blocked the road. When Hu San saw this, he decisively threw down a smoke bomb and led Taishou Li Tu Dun to disappear.

  The two men in black did not stop it, released their own breath, and pressed towards Lu Bei: "Little Xiaoxiao holds the pill realm, has the courage to block the two congenitals alone, Xuanyin Siguo regards death as home as rumored."

   "Hey hey hey..."

The smoke dissipated, Lu Bei pulled out his knife, and the golden light in his eyes soared under the moonlight: "It's a big mistake, it should be the two of you innate, who doubled the number of people and exceeded a big realm, and actually had the courage to stop me from this hug. Pill realm, cultivating immortals is not like this."

   (end of this chapter)