Chapter 115 Women's clothing only has zero and countless times

"It's unreasonable. My elder brother is a good man who stands up to the sky. If you let him pretend to be a dancer, he will pretend to be a dancer. Then he will lose face." Dress up as a dancing girl, unless Mu Jiling smashes the table into pieces.

   "That's it."

  Hu San held his head high and pointed at his beautiful face: "Look clearly, this is a man, how do you want me to pretend to be a dancing girl?"

"Ah."

  Mu Jiling sneered, and directly pointed out: "Not to mention that you are proficient in the art of transformation, even if you don't, who would know that you are wearing a woman's clothes with your monster face?"

   "My second brother knows it all. He is a veteran of flowers. He doesn't need to be a man or a woman. He can tell salty by smell. The world is so big, I believe there must be more than one pervert like him."

Hu San sneered, and leaned his head towards Mu Jiling: "Lord Ziwei, listen to my advice, so many Qingweis have died, don't dream of making up for it, and report the truth to the superiors, and honestly accept the punishment is the right thing. You And don't worry, Jiaofang's life is not as bad as you imagined, and Hu's family has a little money, and your business will surely prosper."

   "How dare you say that!"

  Mu Jiling slapped the table and stood up, looking straight at Hu San: "What will happen in the future, now I have the final say here, if you dare to disobey, I will cut off the sacrificial flag with you."

  Lu Bei: (1`1)

  Looking at the two exchanging carbon dioxide, I felt that the dog food was dry, and I was tricked into killing it again.

Just when he was eager to try and prepare to be a member of the head-knocking team, Mu Jiling retreated first, and said with a cold face: "I have made up my mind, Hu San, tomorrow you will pretend to be a dancing girl and wait for the opportunity to get close to the big fish. Hu Si will be on the sidelines to meet you."

   After finishing speaking, she waved her hand and threw the information into Lu Bei's arms, telling the two to go back and prepare.

   "Brother, I have to say that this plan is very feasible. It's just pretending to be a woman. You don't need to change clothes. Just stuff two steamed buns and you're done."

  Lu Bei said righteously: "I have leftover steamed buns from last night in my ring, eight of them are enough for you to pretend to be a sow, why not?"

   "No, I have."

  Hu San said disdainfully: "The surname Mu thinks that he can humiliate me by doing this. It's ridiculous. This is not the first time I've pretended to be a woman."

  There is no women's clothing once, only zero and countless times, Hu San is familiar with the road, and he doesn't feel ashamed at all, he just doesn't like Mu Jiling's stinky airs.

   "Let's not talk about this for now. The days are still long, and she is not in a hurry. Let's go back and prepare. The task is the top priority." Lu Bei patted the information in his arms, and walked towards the backyard of the yamen at a faster pace.

   "That's right, the task is..."

  Hu San was stunned halfway through his words, looking at the back of Lu Bei leaving in a hurry, he suddenly thought of something.

  …

   the next day.

  The sky is high and the weather is cool and pleasant.

  The governor of the county, Prime Minister Li, served as the host, and hosted a banquet for the magistrate and magistrate of Yuyang County.

  Because I drank too much, I forgot the words and sentences I prepared half a year in advance, so I didn't hold back two lines for a long time. Depressed, I invited everyone out of the city to hunt today.

  The truth is not clear yet, anyway, that's what it says in the intelligence.

   Here I want to say that the county guard's surname is Li, and his name is the prime minister.

  The county magistrate, the county magistrate, and others did not dare to displease their superiors, so they came here with their female relatives, guarding more than 200 Jiajiading people, and rushed to the nearby hunting ground.

   There will be a team of one hundred and ten people in the follow-up, which are cooks, musicians, dancers, storytellers and helpers.

  Lu Bei drove a carriage and followed at the end of the team.

  Hu San was carried in the car, and was going out in full dress at the moment, with white gauze half covered, and a bright red dance robe wrapped around a silk ribbon decorated with silver flowers.

  The collar is wide open, the shoulders and collarbones are as white as jade, the C-position debut is still under control, and the slender waist is tight, and the red lips can be seen under the white gauze.

  The first time Lu Bei saw this porcelain beauty, he felt overwhelmed. He was so frightened that he called a monster, and hurriedly called Mu Jiling to watch.

  The latter looked at it for a while with a stinky face, and was hit, one step at a time, and left angrily.

   Fortunately, Hu San wasn't too much, he changed his face and didn't show his true colors. Otherwise, with that face alone, the sheriff, county magistrate and the others probably wouldn't be in the mood to hunt, so it would be right to drag him into the grove to recite poems.

   "Brother, tell me the truth, you are really a woman, right?"

  Lu Bei raised his head and lifted the curtain, looked at Hu San who was thrushing his eyebrows, and said with a twitching corner of his mouth: "I personally think that it is enough for our mother to have one son, and both sons and daughters are called consummation."

   "Second brother, if you want, come to sister's room tonight, but the ugly words come first, and you don't run away when sister takes off her pants." Hu San flirtatiously gave Lu Bei a blank look, and changed her female voice, which made people feel itchy.

"Forget it, the two sons are also very good. When our mother wants a daughter, you just feel wronged." Lu Bei shuddered, and hurriedly imagined Bai Jin's appearance in his mind, and borrowed the boundless mana of his senior sister to help He returned to the hot-blooded boy.

   However, the senior sister is not the opponent of the fox demon, he gritted his teeth, felt a little bit aggrieved, and added She Yan.

  In the end, the left and right guardians escorted the fox demon into the abyss.

  Lu Bei: ε=(ο｀*)))

   He is too difficult!

"Second brother, although you don't know how to change, but sister, I also have a little research on the art of makeup and disguise. Before it's too late, come in and I'll give you a sketch. At that time, the sisters will all go into battle, and the prefect surnamed Li won't need it." Hit, Gogoushou will follow us back to Xuanyin Division."

   "Forget it, I am a scholar and have integrity."

   "Think again."

  Hu San cast a wink, lowered the neckline slightly: "Maybe after you come in, you will find that my sister is indeed a sister."

  Lu Bei: (1`)

  The fox demon crawled out of the abyss, and his magic power went further. Seeing that the left and right guardians couldn't resist, fortunately the loyal envoy of the five elements came to rescue him and sealed the fox demon again.

   Lu Bei lowered the curtain and drove the carriage honestly. It was impossible for his sister, he was very sure of this.

  When he was still in Langwu County, he consulted with Hu San three times, got fresh blood to activate the 'Blood Nest' skill, and maxed out the two skills 'Xing Huan' and 'Ling Huan'.

  Skills and stats don’t lie, Hu San is indeed a man, if he has to add the word ‘female’, he can only be a big guy in women’s clothing.

   Blame Hu Er, the pedigree is too good, even having a son will bring disaster to the country and the people.

  …

  Night, hillside.

  The camp tents were raised high, the servants lit the bonfire, and the guards surrounded the camp with carriages to act as repelling horses.

  After a group of dancers finished their performance, a woman in red came gracefully. Her dancing steps were light and her figure was graceful. Even though she was covered by a white gauze, her eyes were hard to hide.

   A little too much, too flattering, looks dusty;

   A little less, too cold, not enough wind and dust.

  No more, no less, cold and charming, just right, it is the best in the world of mortals.

  The soldiers guarding the surrounding area looked thirsty, and the helpers forgot to tell jokes to add to the fun, and their eyes followed the red clothes back and forth.

   Such beautiful clothes, why don’t you keep them at home, why wear them out?

   It's really unreasonable, I don't know how to cherish clothes at all!

  Little brother is a little brother after all, beauty is difficult to control at the moment, county magistrate, county magistrate and others are different, they are guarding their own mother-in-law by their side, sitting upright with their eyes fixed on their faces, and only dare to sneak a few glances while toasting.

"cheers!"

   "Good wine, let me drink three glasses in a row."

   "Happy, hurry up and continue...

  “…

   At the end of the song, the dancer in red slowly stepped down.

  The atmosphere continued to be hot, and the county magistrate saw that Li Taishou was lonely, and there was not even a maid to sit with him, so he couldn't help sighing: "It's a sin, I forgot that the prefect is deserted, come, call the dancer."

   "This statement is wrong. When the prefect sees a beautiful woman, he will write a good poem. With me waiting by his side, it will only disturb the purity."

  The county magistrate said that the county magistrate was flattering, and took the initiative to clap: "In my opinion, it should be sent to the camp to dance a solo song for the prefect."

   "Wonderful!"

   "That makes sense."

   "Me too."

   "..."

   "Hmph, what nonsense!"

  Amidst the booing, Prefect Li slapped the table with a cold face: "This prefect is the official of a county's parents, how can he be a trifle with his majesty, you have drunk too much, this is the end of tonight's banquet, let's break up!"

   After finishing speaking, Prefect Li stood up with displeasure, and walked towards his tent.

  The kind with a fast pace.

  Everyone stood up to see off the sheriff, the magistrate and the magistrate waved at the same time, telling the servants to hurry up and send the beauty to the tent before the other side, and the sheriff must not be in a hurry.

  …

  In the dense forest away from the hillside, Lu Bei put on the Xuanyin Si Qingwei uniform, slashed his waist, and waited for Hu San to appear.

  At first, I thought I would have to wait a little longer, but unexpectedly, as soon as I closed my eyes, Hu San in blue guard uniform fell from the sky and threw the stuffed sack at his feet.

   "Brother, efficiency!"

   Lu Bei gave a thumbs up, worthy of being the top card of Xuanyin Division, he abducted the sheriff cleanly.

   "The efficiency of the fart, as soon as I entered the room, the old pervert hurriedly came up to touch my ass."

Hu San looked disgusted, and kicked the sack with his foot: "Just pass the palace exam, and the pink lady doesn't even have any crooked poems about 'both bodies are sweaty and sweaty, and she's the first class in the first class'. I'm serious." Suspected that the imperial examination was cheating, the examiner sold the questions."

  Lu Bei rubbed his chin. He is a newcomer in the officialdom and a veteran in the workplace. According to his years of fishing and paddling experience, as expected, the chief examiner of the imperial examination was either the emperor's master or her.

"Second brother, a local snake surnamed Mu, a stupid person has a stupid way, her plan has been implemented to some effect, this time we will not trouble her." Hu San carried the sack on his shoulder and gave Lu Bei a look .

  Everything went according to plan.

   "As expected."

   Lu Bei nodded, and the two of them took Prefect Li with them, jumped up and flew towards Changsheng Valley, eighty miles away.

  There is a secret torture room built by Mu Jiling himself. After all the people on the list are counted, they can report to the higher authorities and **** the prisoners to the capital.

   Galloping for thirty miles, two men in black blocked the way. Seeing this, Hu San decisively dropped a smoke bomb, leading Li Taishou Tudun and disappeared.

  The two men in black did not stop them, released their breath, and pressed towards Lu Bei: "Little Baodan Realm, if you have the courage to stop the two innates alone, Xuan Yinsi really regards death as home as rumors."

   "Hey hey hey..."

The smoke dissipated, Lu Bei drew his knife out, and under the moonlight the golden light in his eyes swelled: "It's a big mistake, it should be the two of you who were gifted, doubled the number of people, surpassed a big realm, and actually have the guts to stop me. Alchemy realm, cultivating immortals is not like this."

  (end of this chapter)