Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 155: I can't do this question

  Chapter 155 I can’t do this question

   "Thank you, Master Lu, for your instruction. If there is no other order, I will take my leave first."

  By the Houshan Lake, after seven or eight consecutive rounds of sparring, Zhao Shiran got a chance to breathe, and now made up a reason for rushing back to Qipan Peak, so that Lu Bei would not have to see him off.

   "That's okay, head Zhao walks slowly, if Lu draws two more strokes, I won't see you off."

   If you are told not to send it, you will not send it, you are really...

   I hope you don't catch a fish today!

  Zhao Shiran hesitated to speak, and walked away slowly along the direction when he came. Halfway, he remembered that the food box was left behind on the fishing spot, turned back to retrieve it, and stood beside Lu Bei for a while.

  Stay like a bell.JPG

  She sighed and returned full of disappointment, suddenly not confident about her appearance.

  But thinking about it carefully, it seems to be nothing. People who practice are not easy to touch the feelings of men and women. It's not that Lu Bei doesn't understand the world, but she takes it for granted.

   It’s okay, but she doesn’t know why she came to Sanqing Peak, whether it’s because of a great kindness that cannot be repaid, or something else.

  It takes a long time to see people's hearts, everyone is a practitioner, and they are born with a foundation, not less than thirty or fifty years.

  Passing by the front yard of Yuhua Gate, Zhao Shiran saw She Yan leaning on the counter, and the two looked at each other and smiled, and the spring blossomed in an instant.

   "Master Zhao, come here often in the future. You don't have to be polite, just treat yourself as your own home."

   "Sure, Lu Bei also said the same."

  …

  【Relegated Dust Lv8 (Consummation)】

  Skill 'Blade Dust', you are just like an ordinary person, you are so ordinary, activate this skill, you can confuse your opponents so that they cannot perceive the real realm.

Lu Bei brushed out this deceptive magical skill, without even thinking about it, he immediately deleted the original inventory of "Yuanran Sword Intent", and the remaining two skills are shape illusion and spirit illusion, one is used to change appearance and body shape, and the other One for underground work.

   If there is no accident, these three skills will not be deleted in a short period of time. Until one day, he is strong enough to work underground, and he will consider deleting the "Psychic" skill.

  Starting with a new skill, Lu Bei practiced it a bit, and the realm breath can be adjusted freely. It is easy to stay in Baodan or drop below the foundation stage.

   "Good woman!"

   "It's just that the level is a little lower, and I haven't gained much experience."

   "It's strange. When I didn't want to fish before, I couldn't catch it anyway. Today, I am interested in the air force instead..."

   "That's not right, the novice protection period has been agreed, if you don't lie to me, how can you expand the aviation brigade?"

   "Could it be that senior brother secretly blessed me?"

  After a long while, Lu Bei, who hadn't caught a single fish, looked around and saw no one around, so he secretly hung up a Qiling Pill as bait, and harvested a carp.

   Starting with about two catties, he nodded contentedly, took a weed on a skewer, and walked towards the inner courtyard with it.

   It is impossible to have an air force, how could a cultivator be able to have an air force.

  …

   "Hey, what is this bowl?"

   At the dinner table, Lu Bei looked at the big bowl brought in front of him by Hu Yan, and a series of question marks floated on his forehead.

  Advanced to the innate realm, he has his own aura circulation, which can ensure sufficient energy without eating, but the desire for appetite is never as simple as filling his stomach. As a cook, he can't get rid of his greed.

   There were little foxes who ate alone, and he couldn't bear the aggrieved appearance, so he often pulled Shexuan to the dining table, and occasionally made a secret roast goose, trying to see if he could get the side job of 'chef'.

  Earn skill points, don't be fooled.

  In the 3.0 version, many players who had crooked the skill tree in the early stage were reluctant to delete their numbers and retrain. In order to obtain skill points, they worked five jobs a day to brush secondary occupations, which seriously lowered the qualifications of the cultivators.

   "Master, this bowl is goose leg noodles."

  Seeing Lu Bei's question, Hu Yan secretly took a look at She Yan, and raised his chin triumphantly: "I personally gave it to the master, try it and see if it tastes good."

   "That's right, if you are careful, this bowl of noodles looks delicious."

   Lu Bei patted Hu Ying's little head, and touched the sea bowl in front of him.

   "Hissing——"

  [You have been poisoned, after being judged, the life value will not change after deducting the defense against poison]

  ∑(﹃;)

   Surprised by the message that Lu Bei was not well, he swallowed the noodles in his mouth with a grunt, and doubts about life were written all over his white face with frowns.

   On the other side, She Yan clenched his fist and coughed lightly. Hu Yan received the signal and immediately asked, "How is it, Master, isn't it delicious?"

   "Just looking at the dosage, it should be considered delicious..."

   Lu Bei complained, and looked at She Yan, who looked like a passerby, unable to understand the craftsmanship behind her.

   It was a small hand trembling, and he took the following as medicine, and poured a bottle of poison habitually. When the soup was still boiled, the aroma was so strong that Sister Snake salivated so much that she dropped two drops of saliva into the noodle soup.

   Can't figure it out!

   Seeing She Yan seemingly indifferent, but actually peeking at her, and seeing Hu Ying trying hard to play the role of a chef, waiting for his praise, Lu Bei smiled slightly, and Gulu Gulu poured a whole bowl into his mouth.

  Save the goose legs for last. There is a saying that sweetness comes after bitterness. It is okay to be a good person, but you should not wrong yourself too much.

  [You have been poisoned, after being judged, the life value will not change after deducting the defense against poison]

   Lu Bei was chewing the poison in his mouth, no, he was chewing the goose in his mouth, and fell into doubts about life again, or that sentence, he couldn't figure it out.

  For a moment, he suspected that the vixen and the snake spirit joined forces to rebel, not only to make him the leader, but also abolish his cultivation, and lock him in the basement to serve as a furnace.

   "Then what, such delicious noodles, Xiao Ying, didn't you secretly taste a few bites after cooking them?" Lu Beiqi wondered.

   "No, because it was specially made for you, the head of the sect. I only let sister She taste two mouthfuls, and the younger sisters didn't eat it!" Speaking of this, Hu Yan looked at She Yan, feeling grievance beyond words.

  The little foxes all wanted to try She Yan's craft, but they were suppressed by Elder She with his identity, saying that today's preparation was not enough, the portion was only enough for the master to moisten their throats, and they would cook it for them another day.

  Next time by all means!

  Lu Bei: "..."

  The case was solved, She Chan is immune to her own toxin, and cannot taste the poison in the noodles, so...

   It's pretty good, I didn't let others test the poison, and replaced it with the little foxes, and they will lose weight tomorrow.

   "Ahem, what, this bowl of noodles has been carefully prepared, I like it very much, and it will be included in the list of special offerings for the head. Except for me, no one else is eligible to enjoy it."

Ignoring She Yan's delighted eyes, Lu Bei teased a few greedy little foxes, patted his stomach, and said, "It's a pity, there is only a small bowl of such deliciousness, and the aftertaste between the lips and teeth will be more and more light, otherwise I will have to say a few words as the master." .”

  When the little foxes heard the words, their wailing kept rising and falling.

   "Ahem, I remember that Xiaoqian cooked a whole pot. If you like it, I'll bring it here for you." She Yan clenched her fists in front of her, and she knew that it was just the bottom, it was very simple.

  The one surnamed Zhao still wants to show off his talent, hehe, he is self-righteous.

   "Master, I want to eat too, it's a pot!"

  背煝 approached Lu Bei in a low voice, and to show his sincerity, he asked Lu Bei to remove Elder She's Honey Sauce Goose Leg Noodles from the list of special offerings for the head, and quietly stuffed an apple into his hand.

  Lu Bei: "..."

  You use this to bribe the head?

  To avoid embarrassment for She Yan, and to prevent the fox spirits raised by him from fleeing collectively, he accepted the apple and severely reprimanded Hu Xun for his bribery behavior, got up and strode towards the kitchen.

   "Elder She, go to the back mountain to catch a hare, I'll wait for you in the kitchen."

   "What are you doing catching wild rabbits, a pot of noodles is not enough for you?"

   "Don't ask, go and come back quickly."

   Half an hour later, She Yan covered her face and left the kitchen, and walked towards the underground palace, her steps were messy and crooked. Claiming to be closed to death, the shortest is a few months, and the longest is a year, during which time I don't want to see people.

  Looking at the back of her leaving, Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin, no need to try anymore, just eliminate the possibility, I dare to conclude that this woman is greedy for him.

  Before, the performance was not obvious, because there was no external pressure. Today, Zhao Shiran came to visit and immediately took the initiative.

   "As expected of me, I recruit girls everywhere I go... Well, there are rich women who like it." The corners of Lu Bei's mouth curled up, the general situation is set, and it is basically certain that there is something wrong.

   "It's a pity, Lu Mou is devoted to his senior sister. Sister She, you have impure thoughts. After all, the bamboo basket fetches water in vain." Lu Bei asserted very firmly.

  Dare to say this, purely from experience, when he was fishing in the office, he was kind-hearted and didn't know how to reject girls.

   Then crossed.

  Having learned the lesson, Lu Bei is very confident in his current stamina. If She Yan relies on her beauty, she can come to his room to try it at midnight tonight to ensure that she can sit still.

  That being said, if one day She Yan revealed that she had a man outside, Lu Bei would really not be able to accept it. Ming people don't say dark words, this fruit has been grown for so long, he would rather rot in his own vegetable garden than allow others to pick it.

   "Wouldn't it be too selfish not to pick it? After all, Sister She is not easy?"

   "But you need them all, and you will look too scumbag if you make the same mistakes that all men in the world make..."

   "What should I do, selfish or scum?"

  Lu Bei raised his hand to call out the generals. According to the guidance of fate, he hit the point of selfishness, and then decisively decided to be a scumbag.

  There is no way, his conscience can't bear it. When he thinks that because of his refusal, She Xuan sheds tears, and he never recovers from the fall.

   "Oh, I'm so hard!"

  Lu Bei sighed deeply, obviously reliving his life, but he still couldn't get rid of the old man's faults.

   "It doesn't matter, let's put it aside for now. If it's Sister She who attacks her by herself, then it's none of my business."

  Thinking of this, Lu Bei decided to take a look and say, there is really a ride, and the senior sister can tell right from wrong, so he should, maybe, probably won't blame him.

"Speaking of which, if Master Zhao is still coming tomorrow, if he comes, should he get closer to her, put a shoulder on his back or something, maybe when Sister She gets angry, I can prove that I can really sit still .”

   "Hey, will it be unfair to head Zhao? She is very grateful to me, but I use her as a tool, or..."

   "I don't have to worry about having too much debt. If possible, share some of the sweetness with her?"

   "No, I'm not that kind of person!"

   "Master, I don't know how to do this question. How did you solve the problem back then... Oh, I forgot that you are single. Sorry to bother you."

  Looking up at the sky, Lu Bei lamented that cultivating immortals is so difficult, no wonder everyone is single, it turned out to be the reason.

   Aside, Hu Yan, who came to the kitchen with bowls and chopsticks, looked at Lu Bei, tilted his head, thought for a moment and suddenly realized that today's head is ill again!

  (end of this chapter)