Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 158: As expected of you, you can always give

   Chapter 158 As expected of you, you can always give me some new tricks

   "Second brother, if you don't want to come back, I won't force it. Remember to make up for it next year. No matter how busy you are, you must make time to go to the capital. If my mother is happy, I will pass on a set of other courtyards in the capital to you."

Hu San tempted, seeing that Lu Bei really had no intention of going to the capital, he had no choice but to give up, and instead said: "I will come back in about a month, when I will be promoted to Ziwei, the ugly words are ahead, and the money is not allowed to perfunctory me with roast goose. "

   "Don't talk nonsense!"

  Lu Bei pouted to prevent the roast geese from being bad. He personally went to Sijing Peak to select the three best quality ones, and he was about to ask Ding Sect to hold a beauty contest. Can this be called perfunctory?

   "By the way, you're idle anyway, because my brother has two cases on hand, so you took time to deal with it."

  Hu San took out two files: "According to your request, they are all direct arrests. It's simple and easy to operate, and it doesn't take much effort."

   "It's New Year's Eve, can't you let me rest?"

  Lu Bei's mouth was unrelenting, and his body was very honest when he took over the file. He lacked everything, that is, there was no shortage of time for tasks.

  The two chatted for a while, Hu San got up to say goodbye, and Lu Bei didn't say goodbye to each other, he turned over the file and looked at it.

  You have a new task, please check it out.

  Lu Bei's brain fills in the crisp and pleasant female electronic voice, and opens the personal panel to view the information prompt. . .

  [You have received the quest [Capturing fugitives]]x2

  [Task description...

  […]

[Whether to accept? ]

【whether】

  Continuously determined to accept the task, Lu Bei put away the file, raised his hand and made a move towards She Hean, counting the time, it was time for the cooking teaching once a day.

   The task of catching the fugitives is not urgent for the time being. The two copies add up to only 500,000 experience, involving a total of three cultivators in the innate realm, and he can easily win them with his ability.

   does not contain any bragging ingredients, starting tonight and returning tomorrow morning before dawn.

   Steady!

   "Sister She, how many times have I said that you are holding the kitchen knife in a wrong position. We are cutting vegetables, not fingers. Why don't you understand?"

   "It's still not right, you elm... why are you staring at me? Forget it, let me teach you how to do it!"

   "Remember, this is really the last time."

  …

   Night.

  The stars are rare, the crescent moon and wolf teeth.

   On the top of the hill where Wutong Gate is located, the Juyi Hall is brightly lit, and the disciples are changing cups, eating meat, drinking, laughing and cursing, so happy.

   The head Hao Mingzhi laughed and drank with a middle-aged man who looked like a scribe. He brushed off the wine from his long beard: "Brother, it's not easy for you to come here, so why rush on your way, just stay longer."

   "Brother, I committed a murder in Linzhou, and now the wind is tight outside. I'm going to Yuezhou to avoid the limelight. It's more chaotic than Ningzhou. If possible, I plan to turn to Xiongchu."

   The middle-aged scribe whispered, "I met my eldest brother today. It was said to be a visit, but it was actually a farewell.

   "Brother, what murder did you commit, how big is the lawsuit?"

Hao Mingzhi was surprised, and put down his glass: "Tell me, brother, to tell you the truth, I have some connections in Emperor Jizong. If the lawsuit is not big, I will help you manage it, and I will act as a guest in Emperor Jizong. Isn't it beautiful!"

   "Brother, don't make fun of me, can Huang Jizong like this little trick of mine?"

   "Hahaha, my brother is humble, you were also a generation of heroes in your early years, you were born in the innate realm, you are proficient in the art of disguise, you have a thousand faces, a thousand identities, and the stewards of Emperor Extreme Sect like you."

"difficult."

The middle-aged scribe looked around and said in a low voice, "When I was in Ningzhou, I had a few dewy relationships with the concubine of the local county magistrate. Once I accidentally leaked the news, I was smashed by the county magistrate's wife... …”

   "Hiss, you killed her?"

   "The big quilt slept together."

  “…”

Hao Mingzhi choked for a moment, winked his eyes and didn't know what to say, and said sourly: "Brother also said that he has no ability, brother, if you have your ever-changing skills, you should go to Emperor Jizong early to become an official. The news that Shen leaked was spread by you, right?"

   "Hey, big brother wise."

   "But what does this have to do with murder, don't you..."

   As if thinking of something, Hao Mingzhi sweated on his forehead, and instantly sobered up from his drunkenness: "Brother, tell me the truth, did the county magistrate break through the adultery, and you couldn't think of it for a while, and he... Kacha?"

   "Brother, you know me, I don't seek money or **** in my life, just a little hobby, I finally hooked up with the wife and concubine of the county magistrate, he died, I'm not happy if others are happy!"

The middle-aged scribe sighed silently: "It's unfortunate to say that, that day I was in the house of the county governor, and I was accidentally hit by the county governor's mother. "

   "I understand, the big quilt slept together!"

   Hao Mingzhi raised his eyebrows: "As expected of you, you can always give me something new."

   "No, the old mother of the county magistrate was too old to be stimulated. She was angry and kicked her legs in a hurry, and it was over."

   "Ah this..."

Hao Mingzhi scratched his head and said dryly: "Brother, although this is your fault, it's not your fault, why is there a lawsuit for human life? The county magistrate's wife and concubine are also wrong. They are guilty of being thieves and should help you hide it. Is that right?"

"The two of them fought upside down, put on their trousers, turned their faces and didn't recognize anyone, and pushed them straight. I was miserable. Not only did I become a thief who broke into the house and robbed money, but even before the robbery was done, I scared the county executor to death. Mother, are you wrong?"

   The middle-aged scribe shook his head again and again: "Huang Ni dropped his crotch, it's not **** or shit. I remembered that the two of her were in love with me, and on a whim, I bit the bullet and carried everything."

   Hao Mingzhi: (one `one one)

  Lubei: (One`One)

   He raised his glass and touched Hao Mingzhi, and said with emotion: "After talking for a long time, you are not the worst in your relationship, the county magistrate is."

   "Hey, I feel the same way, little brother said... say..."

   Hao Mingzhi nodded again and again, and suddenly realized that something was wrong. He stared blankly at Lu Bei, who appeared on the wine table at some point: "Who are you, what kind of disciple, when did you come here?"

   "Just here, when the county magistrate's wife crashed in front of her."

  Lu Bei took out the token in his arms and shook it at the middle-aged scribe: "Cao Chenghua, you have committed the crime, come with me!"

   "Xuan, Xuanyin Division?!!"

The middle-aged scribe, namely Cao Chenghua, shrank his eyes immediately when he saw the golden token, but seeing that Lu Bei was only in the cultivation realm, he quickly put his heart in his throat, and picked up the wine glass in a hurry. : "Brother, this brother is drunk, let's continue. Regarding my two babies, eldest brother remember to send someone to inquire about it. In case the county magistrate finds out that he is not as ugly as him, it is not his seed, remember to help my brother receive Ning. This side of the state."

   "Bullshit, nonsense, I'm not your big brother, I don't have a conscienceless brother like you!"

Hao Mingzhi slapped the table violently, shaking the table into a mess, and bowed his hands to Lu Bei: "This lord of the Xuanyin Division, please also ask for a clear view, I will introduce this scorpion into the mountain gate, just to find out the details of him, the truth is true. , I've already made plans to get him drunk and send him to the government."

   A loud noise spread throughout the audience.

   The sound of laughter and scolding around stopped, and the disciples of Wutongmen No. 78 or 80 were intoxicated. Hearing this sound, he instantly sobered up, and surrounded Lu Bei's table in a slowly surrounding posture.

   "Secretary of Xuanyin is handling the case, and the idle and miscellaneous people spread out at the same speed!" Lu Bei said angrily.

   "Hahaha, how dare you come to look for my bad luck with a small pill?"

  Cao Chenghua was overjoyed. He first pointed to his eldest brother who was angry and rushed to the crown, and then pointed to dozens of big men around him: "Sober up, this is the Juyi Hall of Wutongmen, do you know what 'righteousness' is?"

  ! !

   A straight fist slammed into the face, and the corners of Cao Chenghua's proud mouth were instantly drowned by the fist.

   "Brother, what are you doing?"

   Cao Chenghua squeezed his head out with difficulty, and looked at Hao Mingzhi who was beating him with a fist in disbelief: "Brother, you promised that loyalty should come first, he's just a pill!"

  I don't know if it was physical pain or mental pain, Cao Chenghua's nose was red and the corners of his eyes were full of tears.

   "Loyalty should first be the small righteousness of which right and wrong are unclear, the great righteousness is called extermination of relatives, and the great righteousness of the family, the country and the world."

   Hao Mingzhi sneered: "How could someone like Hao join in with a despicable and filthy thief like you, bah, if I knew you were such a person, the door of Juyi Hall would not let you in."

   "Master Hao is wise!"

  Lu Bei clapped his hands in praise, and then waved his hand: "The Xuanyin Division is handling the case, and the idle people dispersed at the same speed. I already know that Wutongmen is Wuzhou Qingliu. It's none of your business. I want to take down the prisoners myself."

   "Sir, this fellow has the cultivation of the Innate Realm," Hao Mingming reminded.

   "Why, look down on my little Baodan?"

   "The adults are joking, but this kind of rough work, let us rough people do it, there is no need to dirty the hands of the adults."

  “…”

   Good Wenquxing reincarnated, it is a great pity for Wu Zhou officialdom that you do not enter the dynasty and become an official.

  Lu Bei complained for a while, waved his hands to let the disciples spread out, and said to Cao Chenghua, "Seeing that your case is bizarre, and the plot is fascinating, just follow me, and I won't beat you."

  Cao Chenghua got up and glared at everyone, and sneered: "You are so shameless, you are holding a pill, I just stand here and don't move, can you still hurt me?"

  ! !

   Afterimages flashed, Lu Bei stopped his fists in place, Cao Chenghua disappeared, all the disciples only heard a loud bang outside the Juyi Hall, and then the sound of the courtyard wall collapsing.

   The punches were so fast, I didn't even see it clearly.

   This person is definitely not a pill holder, and it is impossible for innate...

  Transfiguration! !

   Hao Mingzhi's eyes shrank suddenly, and his attitude became more respectful. The remaining disciples No. 70 or 80 also stood up obediently and silently cast their reverent eyes on their own sect master.

   Master is wise! xN

   "What are you still doing, hurry up and take out the thief, don't make the adults wait for a long time."

   (end of this chapter)