Chapter 199 When a mount thinks you are a male

   month, missing.

   Jingshi, South Street area, brightly lit.

  A burly and strong man left from the Goulan place, swaying at every step, humming a little song and walking in the bustling market.

  A moment later, the strong man turned into the short street and walked outside the courtyard wall of the rich family.

  Looking at the big family with the lights off, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he turned over and jumped into the wall.

  The person was in mid-air, and his body shape changed rapidly. When he landed, he lost his hunchback and turned into a man with an all-powerful appearance... still a man.

  Fox three.

  Climbing over the wall was not for the purpose of stealing jade and fragrance. With his appearance of killing both men and women, it would not be so troublesome. He showed his true face and hooked his hands.

   It’s normal to go home.

  If there is a door, don’t leave, if you have to climb over the wall...

   Laughing to death, whoever is a serious person walks through the door when he comes home!

  If you don’t practice the technique of climbing over the wall well now, it will be too late to practice after you get married.

"The capital is so boring that I can't even find a friend to talk to, so I can only touch the little hands of other girls every day. For half a month, anyone's little hands will callus me. If I knew this, what should I say?" I have to tie my virtuous brother back, and with him to share the pressure, the old hag won't just train me." Hu San sighed, wishing he could die with Lu Bei.

   But not a little fun, saw one today.

  In the middle of last year, Juxian Accord launched a new girl, whose stage name is Lavender, which is only one word different from Lavender.

  The difference between one word and the world.

  Xun Yi is the kind of concubine who talks with her, she is well-educated and reasonable, she is beautiful, and she is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting.

  Tonight, two gangs of dandies fought over her because of jealousy and jealousy. A group of young dandies, kids in their thirties and forties, and a group of senior old dandies.

  Both sides spend a lot of money to hit the list, the little kid loses to Lao Youtiao, and the self-proclaimed eighth master spends millions to reach the top of the list.

The old eighth is not a master of quietness either, he has accidents wherever he goes, and after he became the top brother, all kinds of harsh words, sarcasm and sarcasm for the little kids who don't understand the happiness of rich people, they don't deserve to call themselves playboys, and let them go home to eat Grandma, don't come out and make a fool of yourself.

  Young people can be poor, but they can’t be lacklustre. The dandies slapped the table, and the two sides quarreled, clamoring to sleep with each other’s wives. After the process was over, the two groups of people copied the benches and swung the table, and the beating was so colorful.

  The onlookers shook their heads one after another, lamenting that your circle is really chaotic.

  Without him, the two groups of dudes are basically surnamed Zhu. According to their clamoring remarks, if there is no chaos in the Zhu circle, there will be ghosts.

   Not long after, soldiers patrolling the imperial city arrived and arrested the two groups of imperial relatives.

   Not to mention, dandies big and small are prodigals, but their IQ is basically above the line. Knowing that there are people on Juxian Accord, they dare not use real kung fu when fighting, and they peck at each other throughout the whole process.

  When they were taken away, they also cooperated honestly and each other spoke harshly. Three days later, the Eastern Suburb Mine will fight to the death. Whoever wins will have the qualification to be close to Xunyi.

   Hu San sat by the window on the second floor, looking at the two gangs of defeated dogs, he was so happy that Toothless laughed.

  Beside him is the beautiful and talking Xunyi, who is the main pusher of the Juxian Accord platform.

  Being held by Hu San's little hand, her pretty face was full of speechlessness, thinking about what kind of potion would be good to get rid of the calluses on her hands as soon as possible.

   Also, can you switch hands, don't always catch one!

  There are three reasons why Hu San can win the top hands.

   One, Fox Two is rich.

  Second, Hu Er is really rich.

  Third, Juxian Accord is the property of Hu Er, and Hu San is the young owner, and rounded up is his property, which is barely half of Hu Si's, so he can squeeze whoever he wants.

  The other hand was reserved for Hu Si's plucking, but it's a pity that no one came.

   Otherwise, the two brothers, one on the left and the other on the right, holding the top-ranking little hands while watching the defeated dog downstairs jealous, that would be a real joy.

   As for the big brother...

   I don’t even look at the atmosphere in the world of cultivating immortals. It’s already very conscientious not to lie to you by changing your voice to hit the rankings. If you want to touch the hands of the top class, go dreaming!

   Cultivation of Immortals is like this.

  …

  In the courtyard, Hu San sighed and walked towards his other courtyard.

  Because of Xuan Yinsi's undercover mission, he has been away for many years and rarely shows up. The capital is no longer the same capital it used to be.

  Melancholy, his keen sense of smell was abnormally vigilant, and there was a faint lingering fragrance in the air, which was both familiar and terrifying.

   Not good, it's the coquettish vixen.

  The old hag is home!

  Hu San was terrified, turned around and ran towards the courtyard wall, leaping with lightning speed.

Snapped!

  A big blue hand rose from the ground, intercepted Hu San in mid-air, and crushed him to the ground like pinching a chicken.

  Water waves were dizzy, and the ground in the courtyard swayed with ripples that could not move at all. Hu San wailed again and again, with the grief of a dead mother on his face, struggling and being dragged into the ground.

  Boom!

   While the world was spinning, Hu San felt a pain in his buttocks, he grinned and jumped up, seeing Hu Er who was admiring the moon at the gazebo, he walked over obediently.

  The moonlight is like water, pouring hazy mist, and the beauty is covered with light silver gauze, so white and holy.

  In the eyes of Hu San, this kind of beautiful scenery is like a dung cart without wheels, a stinky shelf.

   "Mother, what a coincidence, you are also at home!"

   While rubbing his butt, he complained: "If you have something to say, why did you hit me?"

   "I need a reason to hit you?" Hu Er said unhappily.

"Mother, I don't like to hear these words. Of course you don't need a reason to beat me. If you beat your child during the Chinese New Year, you will be idle when you are idle. But if you hurt your hand, wouldn't it appear that the child is not filial, and he will not return during the New Year?" Hu Si from Ningzhou has one virtue?" Seeing that Hu Er's tone was not kind, Hu San hurriedly tried to divert his attention.

  Unfortunately, this trick is not easy to use today.

   "Don't be so talkative here. Lu Bei is much better than you. He is sensible and filial. He won a lot of honor for his mother." Hu Er was even more angry. He is also a son, why is there such a big gap!

   "What, he is still filial, mother, you don't know how many times I have discussed with the second child about the division of your inheritance after a hundred years." Hu San said together.

   "You two are really good sons for my mother!"

  Hu Er smiled coldly, a big blue hand popped out, pressed Hu San and rubbed on the ground: "Even so, he is a hundred times better than you."

   "Mother, what ecstasy soup did that brat pour you into, tell me, and I'll buy it too."

   Faintly seeing the door of the firewood room open, Hu San was terrified, broke free from the big blue hands pressing on his body, nodded and bent forward, squeezed his shoulders and beat his back, hoping to awaken Hu Er's maternal love.

  However, it is of no use. Hu Er's maternal love is now on Lu Bei, and it is annoying to look at Hu San more than once.

  The door of the firewood room was opened another three minutes, Hu San looked shocked: "Mother, what did that brat do, talk!"

   "It's not a big deal. His Majesty asked me to complain today. Lu Bei slept with the eldest princess Changming. Shuangxiu has been cultivating for some time."

  Hu Er sighed: "The evidence is so solid, I can't argue with it, so I can only acquiesce."

   "Hiss——"

Hu San took a deep breath, and said angrily: "Your Majesty is not being reasonable. My virtuous brother is about twenty years old, and he is still an ignorant boy. His small face is so tender that he can pinch water. According to my many years of experience in rivers and lakes , it is clear that the eldest princess knew that she would not be able to get married, and seeing that her outstanding aptitude was the only way out, she shamelessly seduced him!"

   "Speak politely, Chang Ming will be your younger sibling in the future."

   No way, I already have younger siblings, and Xiaoyan is cruel, so it’s okay to be a snake.

  Husan murmured in his heart, secretly thinking that he had fun again, and said happily: "So, mother, you nod in agreement, and the marriage is settled?"

   "No, His Majesty thinks that Changming is too high to climb, and it's wrong to bite the door to death, so he insists on rejecting this marriage."

   "Your Majesty is somewhat self-aware."

  Husan nodded, and frowned: "Then what about the eldest princess, if someone dies, the royal majesty will be lost?"

   "Then it's none of my business."

  Hu Er is also waiting to see the fun, and hopes that Lu Bei will act quickly and kill people as soon as possible.

   "That's right, you don't need to get married and beauties are embracing you, and you are still His Majesty's sister, how noble the golden branches and jade leaves are, the second brother may not know what Le Cheng will look like..."

  Speaking of this, Hu San pursed his lips unhappily: "Mother, what is the state of Princess Changming's cultivation, tell me the truth, is the brat taking the initiative to come to the door to be a little face, or is it because the eldest princess got mad and went blind while practicing kung fu?"

   "Refining the Void Realm, Sishen Lake Mystery Realm to get the relic of the Sixiang White Tiger, the future is limitless."

   "Abaa abaa..."

  Hu San's face turned pale, his pupils lost their highlight in an instant, and his whole body turned gray.

   Knowing that Lu Bei Xianyu turned over and hugged the eldest princess' thigh in the Void Refining Realm, he has no worries about food and clothing, and his childhood is full of joy, which is even more uncomfortable than being served by dozens of big men in turn.

  Its grief is so painful that only Zhu Qiyou can compete in the entire capital.

   "Mother, is there something wrong, the second brother is a congenital ah, no matter how blind the eldest princess is..."

  Hu San firmly refused to believe it, and decided to struggle again: "One thing to say, a pure passerby, the eldest princess is a little hungry."

   "Hehe, Xiantian, which eye of yours has seen him?" Hu Er sneered.

   "I said goodbye to him only a few years ago, and I saw it with my own eyes. How could it be false."

  Hu San was certain that Lu Bei grew up under his nose from foundation establishment to Baodan to congenital, and he was present all the way, so there was absolutely no possibility of mistakes.

   "Your tricks are useless, throw them away as soon as possible." Hu Er didn't talk nonsense, he pointed at Hu San's eyebrows, and transmitted all the pictures in the jade slip to him.

  (﹃)

  After half a cup of tea, Hu San was dumbfounded.

  After a stick of incense passed, Hu San remained motionless.

   Half an hour...

Snapped!

   Less than half an hour later, when the impatient Hu Er slapped him, Hu San quickly recognized the reality.

   With a slap, it was as if a switch had been turned on, and Hu San burst into tears on the spot.

"I do not believe!"

   "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

   "There must be a misunderstanding somewhere, my second brother was not like this before!"

   Hu San howled and cried loudly, plunged into Hu Er's arms, crying into tears.

  When I was young, Hu San asked Hu Er why everyone else had a father, but he didn't. Hu Er patted him on the head, saying that the dead ghost had gone far away and would come back after a while.

  Husan nodded, waiting for his father to appear. After growing up and being sensible, he understood the deep meaning of this passage. This dead ghost is not that dead ghost, but the real dead ghost, so he cried all night.

  This time, I cried even more fiercely than that night.

   It turned out that Lu Bei relied on his hard work rather than his good looks for his soft meals.

  In a blink of an eye, he has transformed into a god, leaving him far behind.

  The cruel reality made Hu San very sad. Seeing his brother flourish, it was more painful than killing him.

   No, it's worse than a thousand cuts!

  Seeing Hu San's true feelings, Hu Er knew that he was deeply hit, so he was quite relieved, decided to hit him again, and patted him on the head: "Stop howling, pack up quickly, and leave overnight."

   "Where are you going, the secret realm of the imperial city?"

  Hu San raised his head, and said with red eyes: "Mother, don't worry, from now on, the child will be good at cultivation, and vows to put the second brother under him."

   "You child, what daydreams are you doing before dawn, pack up and go to Ningzhou, bring these two books to my precious godson, run fast, don't delay his practice."

   "..."

   "Also, you have to practice hard, or you won't be able to keep up with your realm, let alone be Lu Bei's right-hand man, even if you are a mount, you will be regarded as a public servant."

  Hu San heard this and cried even louder.

  (end of this chapter)