Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 212: we're on fire

  Chapter 212 We're on fire

  Ningzhou, Xuanyin Division Yamen.

  Gaomen compound, heavily guarded, all bricks, stones, tiles and trees are as black as ink, and it looks like a black devil's cave from a distance.

  In the majestic big house, there is a three-meter-long picture of a tiger descending the mountain across the middle of the north wall.

  If you see the beasts in the forest, the painting power is still undisputed.

  This painting was drawn by Zhu Bangchun, the retired emperor of Wu Zhou Dynasty, when he was in power. At that time, the Xuanyin Division rose strongly, and the blade was so overwhelming that the Huangjizong would shy away from the limelight. Zhu Bangchun praised him as the emperor's minion.

  Of course, Ningzhou is a place where birds don’t shit, so it’s unlikely that Zhu Bangchun bestowed imperial brushes and ink treasures. This one is an imitation, and the original one hangs in the headquarters of Xuanyin Division in the capital.

  Fakes belong to fakes, this fake is officially certified and licensed.

   Take ten thousand steps back, the tiger is a real tiger, not a cat with its hands in its hands.

   Unlike that whoever, whether you draw a phoenix or an eagle, they are all like chickens.

  In front of the picture of the tiger descending the mountain, the big table is covered with documents. Hu San sits listlessly on the main seat and stretches his waist lazily: "The weather is fine today, and I'm not idle. I'll go to the roof to bask in the sun later."

   There used to be three purple guards on duty at this position, but now Hu San and Hu Si take turns, and because Hu Si took the initiative to lead troops to station at Sanqing Peak, Hu San is in charge of the huge camp.

  Due to personal reasons, the painting style of Yamen changed suddenly.

  A bag of sunflower seeds, a cup of tea, sitting in the office for a day.

   "What a wonderful day, even the gods wouldn't change it, and the second child doesn't know what to think. He insists on guarding that small broken mountain, and come here to join me in the same troubles, and use power for personal gain together. Wouldn't it be wonderful."

  When he was Qingwei before, Hu San wanted to sit on this chair, but now that his buttocks have been moved up, the feeling is just normal, thinking about the location of the headquarters of the Beijing Master Xuanyin Division.

  Being a Ziwei these days, Hu San's daily life is boring.

  In the first two days, he suffered from too many official documents, which were reviewed and approved, and he couldn't do it alone. A small cabinet was specially set up, and three trustworthy Qingwei were selected to review the documents, first to pass the first check, and then signed and stamped by him.

   Once the three-person cabinet is established, he will be fine.

   In fact, it’s not that nothing happened. When the two brothers divided up the power, all the dirty work of running errands in Ningzhou belonged to Lu Bei, and all the personnel related to undercover were the responsibility of Hu San.

  Hu San attaches great importance to undercover work. When he started from the grassroots, he has been working on the front line of undercover all year round, and he knows how risky this line of work is.

   Therefore, he has extremely high requirements on the professionalism of his undercover undercover agents. In addition to precepts and deeds, every time an undercover agent assigns a mission, he will personally verify it to test the other party's acting skills and on-the-spot resourcefulness.

  For example, a female agent pretends to be a prostitute and lurks next to the boss, but the boss finds out and locks her into a small black room. Faced with the enemy's brutal interrogation, how to obtain information and escape is a course that Husan pays special attention to.

  In just a few days, he has played the role of the big boss more than ten times. There is a very beautiful little girl. Because of her mediocre acting skills, he got stuck six times in one night before being passed.

  Ping, bell, bang——

   "My lord, I am wronged!"

   "Don't kill me, I have an eighty-year-old mother on top, and..."

   "Have a good time, if the man frowns, he is not a handle... What are you doing, why are you taking off my pants, I was wrong, I deserve to die, don't!"

  “…

  The noise of whining and chirping broke the silence, Hu San walked out of the house frowning, with his hands clasped behind his back, walking like a tiger, and seeing a golden guard hurrying, he raised his hand to stop him.

   "That, Xiao Zhang, come here."

  Hu San called the man in front of him, frowned and said, "What's going on, who brought the prisoner, what big case?"

   "Master Hu, the prisoner brought by Master Hu, he captured a group of bandits." Xiao Liu replied honestly, not very smart.

   "???"

  A string of question marks floated across Hu San's forehead, when are little thieves eligible to enter the Xuanyin Division for trial?

   If you go back alive, wouldn't you be able to boast for a lifetime!

  …

   "Second brother, what's the situation, these bandits offended you?"

  In the cold and cold prison, Hu San looked ahead speechlessly. It was a small cell, the size of a hand, and it was too crowded for three people to stand at the same time. Because of Lu Bei's order, ten people were crammed in.

   "Stop talking, it's just bad luck!"

  Lu Bei said badly: "Brother, you don't know that I was murdered."

   "What, who is so unlucky that he doesn't open his eyes so much, where is the corpse, pull it over and let me have a look, is it still intact?"

   "Here, that's him."

   Lu Bei pointed casually, and Hu San looked along, but before he could see which strong man it was, he heard his second brother's grievances and grievances in his ears.

   "I went to Xuanying Mountain to suppress the bandits, and I showed the token of the Purple Guard, kindly asking them to surrender."

  Lu Bei snorted and said: "My good fellow, the hundred and ten people surrounded me, not only did they not surrender, but they dared to attack me. If it wasn't for my little brother, I have some tricks, and I won't be able to be filial to my godmother in the future."

  Hu San was furious when he heard the words: "A bunch of trash, if you can't do this little thing well, can't someone succeed!"

  Lu Bei rolled his eyes when he heard this, and gave Hu San a look. The two found a dark corner and squatted down, and Barabara discussed it.

   "Brother, do you know the East Palace?"

   "I heard that they messed with you?"

Hu San raised his brows, put away his frivolous behavior, and said seriously: "The East Prince's Mansion has a good relationship with the three colleagues in front of us, and the daily management is not a small amount. We haven't visited since we took office. We talk about each other, and we are just passers-by. , It’s time to learn a lesson.”

   "The younger brother also thinks the same, it's too outrageous, why don't you teach them a lesson and give them a chance to be a new person, what do you think?"

   "How?"

   "Humph..."

  Under the diligent and clean governance of the Dongwang Mansion, the transportation is convenient, and Dongwang County, which occupies fertile and fertile land, has a population of one million.

  This is an astonishingly low number. You must know that Dongyang County and Langyu County, where Lu Bei is located, live and work in peace and contentment. Counting the surrounding affiliated villages, the population is 400,000.

  Langwu County is located in a remote location, and the transportation is extremely difficult. There are 200,000 people in Langwu County.

  Not to mention Dashengguan in Dongqi County, a county with a population of more than one million. Every market, the streets are so prosperous.

  Comparing the county to the county, the subordinates kill the superiors in seconds, and Dongwang County is rotten to the root, and heavy medicine is the only way to cure it.

   Lu Bei explained the situation of Dongwang County side by side, Hu Sanzhi frowned: "Second brother, not bad, he has a high level of awareness, and knows how to win the hearts of the people for his own use."

   "Brother's words are wrong, younger brother has no ambitions, what's the use of people's hearts?"

  Lu Bei looked around, and proudly said: "Men don't talk dark words, I like to see people unlucky."

   Who is not!

  Hu San chuckled: "Tell me, brother, what do you plan to do with it, how many heads will be picked, and how much money will you get?"

  The new official took office three fires, and he and his second brother added up to six fires. The average person can't bear it.

   "Brother, look, this is something my younger brother dug up from the back garden of the East Prince's Mansion." Lu Bei opened his mouth and spat out a golden knife, a jade seal, and a large stone tablet engraved with "East King Dang Li".

   "Hiss——"

  Hu San took a deep breath of bad breath in the cell: "Golden knife... and jade seal, this is a serious crime of treason, the barbarians!"

   "Isn't it? This is a big matter, so I'm here to discuss it with my brother."

   "Wait a minute, why is this jade seal a white board, where is it printed?"

  Hu San raised his hand and shouted to stop, pointing to the stele and said speechlessly: "There is still this big stone, the golden knife and the jade seal are fine, such a big stone has no mud at all, are you sure it was just dug out?"

   "To be precise, it hasn't been buried yet."

   "..." x2

   "Brother, speak up!"

   "Say shit!"

Hu Sankuang rolled his eyes: "Rebellion is a felony crime of ransacking one's family and destroying one's family. There are hundreds of people in the East Prince's Mansion, counting the three clans... Uh, just counting the East King's Mansion, there are a total of 2,000 heads. Brother, you are a bit ruthless. "

   "If you are not ruthless, you will not be able to stand firmly."

   Lu Bei sneered three times: "Anyway, I'm offended, so it's better to offend them to death. They are all dead, so I can rest easy when I sleep."

   "Makes sense."

  My second brother had reason and evidence, Hu San couldn't refute it, he lowered his head and pondered for a while, then slowly said: "If I'm not wrong, this is the first time my brother has done such a thing as framing and treason?"

   "Big brother is wise, and younger brother knows he is a decent person, and he can't do anything wrong, so I made a special trip to ask you for advice."

   "Well, put it on me."

"When to set off?"

   "There is no rush, at least three days."

  Hu Sanmo calculated, and added: "Slow work produces meticulous work, and the golden knife can be used, but the jade seal and the imperial robe...Even if it is me, it will take some time."

   "Okay, but before that, big brother sends me a task first, the kind of writing below."

   "What the hell, I was an accomplice, how did I become the mastermind?"

  The third fox is furious, this is the rhythm that makes him take the blame.

   "What a big deal, look at your cowardice, I'll do it myself, where is the big seal of the Yamen?" Lu Bei groaned and stood up, angrily reprimanded Hu San for not being an elder brother, and strode towards the Yamen office.

  Today, he wants to issue a task to himself!

  ———

  Sanqing Peak, halfway up the mountain, 120 players gathered, each with a set of Xuanyin Division Yinwei dog skin, plus a standard brocade knife.

  However, the temperament of the sand sculpture is too prominent, and the high-quality black-patterned brocade robe feels fake and shoddy.

   "Dude, we're on fire, this is the largest team mission since the public beta."

   "Sparrow food, you can't get it anywhere else."

   "It's such a cool outfit, I'll try to throw it away later, so I don't have to return it."

   "The clothes are very cool, but they are too troublesome to wear."

   "The ancient style is like this, and it is troublesome to wear. I will draw a set of outfits for the principal to look at another day. If it is successful, everyone will tailor it. I will not wear this in the future."

   "What outfit?"

   "Suit, sunglasses, white gloves."

   "It's a trick, but this is the world of cultivating immortals. Is it too different to poke the coolness of the principal?"

   "Try it, let's talk about the painting style of the fairy world, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky are dressed like this, maybe he will agree."

   "Wait a minute, didn't you find any problems?"

   "What's wrong?"

   "Look at the shuttle over there, there are four ships that can only take forty people, but we have more than one hundred here..."

  (end of this chapter)