Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 295: I'm out there nobody

   "Where do you make money?!"

   Zhu Qilan's mouth twitched, and she said quite speechlessly: "Don't talk nonsense, do you know where you make money, and..."

   And only made fifty taels, which is too cheap.

   "Mei Shi, pure business dealings, not mixed with love."

  “…”

   Full of nonsense, self-destructing 8,000 is only to anger people, Zhu Qilan is too lazy to answer, picks up the blue silk in her ear, and casually said: "Bai Yu has encountered a bottleneck in her practice recently, you can give her some pointers."

   "What is the bottleneck, how can I understand this?"

  Lu Bei was surprised, and when he asked, he learned that the innate realm of Butler Yu was perfect, and he was only one step away from becoming a god, but it was this step that he couldn't get past no matter what.

   is very normal. In practice, people are trapped in aptitude, and there are several levels that are extremely difficult to break through. Spirit Transformation is one of them.

   Butler Yu came from the palace. As the eldest princess' personal maid, she was personally selected by the queen mother. It is obviously impossible to say how bad the qualifications are.

  The problem still lies with Zhu Qilan. The eldest princess was influenced by the emperor and master. She was strong since childhood. She believed that power could change her destiny, and she was quite devoted to practice.

   Relying on her own qualifications and hard work, she successfully broke off the marriage and changed the fate of the political bargaining chip. Then she was kicked out of the capital by the clan, and she won the title and fief to feed the whole family.

   Since then, the resources of the royal family have nothing to do with her. After being introduced by her relatives, she served as the grand commander of Emperor Jizong and earned her cultivation resources by herself.

   If it wasn't for the secret help of a certain emperor's younger brother, the life of a worker would have been even more difficult.

  Zhu Qilan is a shopkeeper. She doesn't know how to make money or manage money. The housekeeper Yu takes care of everything in Changming Mansion. In order to keep Zhu Qilan from grievance and maintain the dignity that the princess of the royal family should be, she is heartbroken.

   After going back and forth, butler Yu delayed his own practice, and then tried to pick it up, he had already missed the best opportunity to break through.

   "It's so touching. I can't think that Sister Yu has paid so much for our family. Next time I eat, I will give her the chicken legs."

Lu Bei sobbed twice, kind-hearted, could not hear such a touching story, raised his hand to wipe the air from the corner of his eyes, and continued to say in surprise: "But what does this have to do with me, cousin, you know me, one in billions of aptitudes, I haven't encountered a bottleneck in my practice so far, just figure it out, let me point out Sister Yu, I also have to have experience!"

   "Don't be rude in front of me!"

   Hearing Lu Beixiu's shameless self-promotion and boasting, Zhu Qilan was angry. When this dead man praised himself, he did not hesitate to praise others, and when he praised others, saying one more sentence was like killing him.

  I owe so much, how did you live so far without being beaten to death?

   She glared at Lu Bei and said faintly: "Perhaps you don't have experience in breaking through bottlenecks, but we have not done double cultivation once or twice. You are very experienced in this regard."

  “???”

   A string of question marks floated across Lu Bei's forehead, his surprised mouth opened wider and wider, and his round eyes were full of wonder.

   When he was in the bath, let Bai Yu come in and give him a rub of salt or something. He gritted his teeth and endured it. Once he closed his eyes, he might have added a few more hours.

  Shuangxiu is not the same, the breath of each other is connected, not to mention permanent deformation, but it is also an imprint in the soul, there is no regret medicine, how can you just repair it.

   He agreed, but Butler Yu was not happy!

and…

Lu Bei looked at Zhu Qilan's eyes gradually became strange. The double cultivation of the two came from a coincidence, or an accident. Zhu Qilan refused at first, and then actively urged. He knew in his heart that he just pretended that it didn't matter.

   Here comes the question, how big of a heart can I lend to my girlfriends?

  If it is convenient, please publish a book. He wants to show it to Bai Jin and She Hean, so that they can learn what a pattern is.

  Especially She Chang, who is narrow-minded, jealous of the virtuous, and the most unstructured.

   "What's the matter, can't you?"

   "Of course not, this is a double cultivation, the meaning... Cousin is someone who has experienced hardships and fatigue. How can you push Sister Yu into the fire pit!" Lu Bei was heartbroken and felt worthless for Butler Yu.

   "I underestimate you, I didn't expect that Lu in Ningzhou still has some self-knowledge."

  Zhu Qilan smiled coldly and said quickly: "Bai Yu has agreed, how about you, okay or not?"

"OK!"

  Lu Bei didn't hesitate and said decisively: "Where is Sister Yu, let her wait for me for half a cup of tea, I'll go to the bathroom to take a shower first, and I'll go to her after I've washed it up."

   Zhu Qilan: (_)

   is so refreshing, even if you pretend, you should pretend!

"Cousin, don't get me wrong. Generally speaking, when faced with such a shameless request, I personally strongly reject it, but you are the one who asks you to speak! You order it, do it, don't say one sister Yu, just ten, One hundred, tonight I tried my best not to, but also to lift them to the spirit realm."

   "I wronged you."

   "It's okay, as long as you're happy."

Lu Bei raised his hand and patted his chest, frowned, and turned to say: "But I have learned something from my practice recently, and I am anxious to digest the gains from my practice. If possible, can you ask Sister Yu to go to the bathhouse to find me? While taking a shower, I double... What are you staring at me for, I really have no other idea, just to save some time. "

   In the middle of the conversation, Zhu Qilan turned around and left, Lu Bei snickered secretly, this rhythm is the psychological change that a normal woman should have, and it was obviously infiltrating just now.

   "Cousin, don't go. The location can be negotiated. If you are not in the bathhouse, I will be fine in Sister Yu's boudoir."

   He shouted at a high voice, and Zhu Qilan left faster.

   "Die laughing, how could anyone arrange Shuangxiu like this? Sister Yu is embarrassed to reject you because of her status." Lu Bei muttered, shaking his head and heading towards the bathroom.

   Also, Zhu Qilan obviously overestimated herself, and it is impossible to expect her to publish a book.

  …Tani

  Swimming pool.

  Lu Beibei covered his face with a towel, lamenting that hedonism killed people. He didn't live in Changming Mansion for a few days, and he usually stayed out of water for ten days and a half months, but he was corrupted because of a swimming pool.

   "Haoran has gone and will never come back!"

   At this moment, there was a sound of pushing the door, and the sound of extremely soft footsteps slowly approached the direction of the swimming pool.

Lu Bei touched it up and down to make sure that the two prescriptions were tightly covered, and he said with peace of mind: "Cousin, didn't you just soak it, why did you come again? If it's a double repair, let me slow down first, and I will be swept up in the morning. You are empty."

   The voice fell, and he didn't hear a response for a long time. Lu Bei raised the scarf on his face and caught sight of Butler Yu, who had a cramped expression but pretended to be calm.

   "Ah this..."

  Lu Bei hurriedly covered his face: "Sister Yu, come as soon as you come, why don't you say anything, I don't have any clothes yet..."

   Halfway through, he realized that he was fine, no one was wearing clothes while taking a bath.

   The problem is Steward Yu, who is not squatting in the house at night, and runs to the bathroom to attack him.

  It's hateful, just thinking that this is Changming Mansion, thinking that no one dares to touch the princess's snacks, and forgetting that boys should protect themselves when they go out.

   Next time you take a shower, be sure to lock the door.

Just thinking about how to speak to avoid embarrassment, Lu Bei shuddered when he heard the rustling sound of taking off his clothes, never expecting the female pervert to be real, he hurriedly removed the scarf from his face, raised his hand and shouted. Stop: "Calm down, Sister Yu, look at me, I'm still a child."

   Hearing this, Bai Yu's face was red and her ears were red. She lowered her head and dared not look at Lu Bei. Mosquito said softly, "Your Highness said... that you were waiting for me here, so..."

   "So you can't be angry and shout to her, whoever you love, why don't you go?"

  Lu Bei exclaimed incredulously. It was the first time I saw such an obedient female housekeeper. She was submissive and had no opinion at all. Why didn't Master leave one for him when he was leaving?

   There is one thing to say and one thing, just a passerby, aside from the facts, there is something wrong with this matter.

   Butler Yu had a straight face, looked at Lu Bei with shyness, and said firmly: "Your Highness's thoughts are Bai Yu's thoughts, Bai Yu has never thought about separating from His Highness, and he will not in the future."

   "Sizzle--"

  Lu Bei took a sip of water vapor, and suddenly realized that he only thought about the identity of the housekeeper, and forgot that the other party was a personal maid, the kind of dowry.

He got up and stepped out of the swimming pool, covered the crime tool with a square scarf in one hand, picked up the clothes on the ground with the other and put it lightly on Butler Yu, and said in a slow tone, "My fault, I invite you to meet here, I just want to be angry with my cousin. For a moment, I didn't expect ... to make you feel wronged."

  Do not feel wronged!

   Butler Yu burned his ears red, his heartbeat continued to accelerate, his hands stretched out to hug Lu Bei in front of him, he raised his hands several times, but he didn't dare to fall.

  Out of respect for his daughter's family, Lu Bei did this kind of rough work for him. He reached out and grabbed the waist and took the soft and weak body into his arms.

The two hearts are close to each other. Affected by the environment, Lu Bei's heart rate will inevitably speed up a little bit, in order to prevent death, he took a deep breath and whispered in Butler Yu's ear: "Since it's cultivation, this venue is obviously not suitable, lead the way ahead. , I'll change clothes and go to the quiet room."

"Ok."

   Butler Yu responded in a daze, only to think that Zhu Qilan had a unique vision in choosing her husband-in-law. This dead man usually looks out of tune, but the critical moment is very...just...

gentle.

   She loves it.

   "Lead the way."

   "Ah... oh!"

  …

   After half an hour, Lu Beijian walked out of the quiet room with a face, scratching his ears and cheeks, almost not even walking.

   glanced at Zhu Qilan, who was standing outside the house, he rushed over angrily, and said in a strange yin and yang: "Oh, isn't this the great commander, I haven't seen you for a few days, I will personally give the lower official the door!"

   "Where is Bai Yu?"

   "Array diagram."

"How's it going?"

   "Very good, if nothing else happens, I will be able to be an elder next year." Lu Bei said angrily.

   "Don't be sloppy, I'll ask her about the bottleneck."

"broken."

  Lu Bei is still yin and yang weird: "I'm so disappointed. If you test whether Lu is not close to women, you can do it yourself. I promise to obey you, why bother."

   "You're not called Sister Yu anymore?"

"Ugh…"

Lu Bei raised his head and sighed: "Blame me, I thought my willpower was strong enough, but I didn't expect to fail this little test. At the moment of beauty, after all... Well, you said I, gritted my teeth at that time, and stood up again. Come here!"

  Zhu Qilan rolled her eyes and said that Lu Bei thought too much, but she just felt that the dead man's double mysterious treasure map was very useful, and just borrowed the power of Bai Yu.

   Besides, Lu Bei has too much innate Yiqi, which is inexhaustible and inexhaustible. Anyway, she can't use it all by herself.

   Bai Yu never thought about separating from her, nor did she plan to separate from Bai Yu.

   "Forget it this time, be careful outside in the future, and don't do it again."

   "Who do you look down on, tell you, I have no one outside!"