Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 329: concubine can't sit

  Chapter 329 The concubine can't sit

  With a few words, a competitor was abolished. Fu wanted to stare at his crotch with a smile on his lips, and couldn't help humming a classic old song—Niuzi is very busy.

   Soon, the players who received the news gathered at the gate of the yamen, and the operation was exactly the same. They all accepted the task first, and then considered whether they could be unlucky and become one of the selected warriors.

   Then, in order to reduce competitors, they showed their knives to their friends.

   Realism is what players are most satisfied with in Kyushu World.

  Under the background of the perfect integration of the central imperial power and the world of cultivating immortals, with complicated people's hearts and slippery country roads, cultivating immortals is definitely not pure. The most frightening thing is not the immortal cultivator, but the teammates who may backstab at any time. Coupled with the player's temperament of seeking abuse and excitement, it is normal to prevent fire, theft, and teammates.

   Comparing his heart to his heart, he must want to stab me.

  So, if I don’t stab you twice today, I’m not your brother!

   The difficulty of the game has increased sharply, and the players have worked harder.

  Of course, because the main purpose of this game is not to sell hatred. The main line of propaganda focuses on cultivating immortals and exploring the world.

   At least it is impossible to blatantly fire on the street, at least there must be a grove in the wilderness, which is commonly known as the field PK area.

   This is an inevitable result. As the players' level gradually increases, it will intensify in the future, until they occupy a mountain and become king, and even capture a city to implement a parliamentary system.

  Presidential system is impossible, after all, no one can afford to change the president in three or two days.

  These are all things for later, let’s get down to business, half an hour after the task was posted, Principal Gao came to the temporary yamen of the Xuanyin Division, looking at the hundreds of leeks waiting to be slaughtered, his brows condensed into the word "Sichuan".

  There are too many. I thought that publishing a mission secretly would not attract too many players' attention. I didn't expect this group of little ghosts to have such a keen sense of smell. They would rather put down the mission at hand and go to the secret realm to find out.

   Good thing, the platform can grow bigger and stronger when Leek is smart.

   "Principal, please choose me. My surname is also Gao."

   "Principal, tell me straight up, do you lift the knife or the butt?"

  “…

   Facing many enthusiastic players, Lu Bei first smiled lightly, then raised his hand to signal everyone not to argue.

  However, it’s useless. The players don’t care about you.

  That’s right, they like missions and are curious about what the secret realm looks like, but before that, fun is the most important thing.

  Boom——

  The coercion swept across the audience. Under the spiritual attack of the prompts on the personal panel, the collective basic attributes of hundreds of players were halved, and they lay on the ground wailing.

   That's it, there are still a few fun people who don't forget to be creative, and use their last breath to push their butts up.

  With you group of insects, why don't you worry about the big things not happening!

   Lu Bei nodded secretly, took off the notice to end the task registration, scanned the IDs above the players' heads, and began to select the unfortunate brave men.

  The pool is big, and there are all kinds of fishermen.

  Similarly, after a long public beta, all sand sculpture players will appear.

Among the hundred and ten players, names like Tiansheng Zhangyu and Chaotian Yistick are considered useless, and there are so many concubines who can't sit down, old iron pierced their hearts, popular Internet pornstars, everything has 0, etc. , Lu Bei couldn't help suspecting that all the flirtatious and sand sculptures had gathered in Sanqing Peak.

  Fortunately, the problem is not that big, and a few generals can still be selected from among the dwarves.

   "You, you, and you... You guys come out."

  Lu Bei scattered the charm skills, and picked out five players, including Father Keeneguo and Urgent, in red, yellow, blue, black, and pink. The five players were dressed in distinctive clothes, and they were born brave.

  These five people were not polite, walked out of the pile of losers with their heads held high, and came to Lu Bei in the midst of wailing: "Principal, we are ready, just waiting for your old words, we can start at any time."

   "Let's go, where are you going?"

  Lu Bei glanced at these five people suspiciously, then turned to the hundreds of players and said, "Except for the five of them, the rest have passed the test and all go to the school grounds to gather. After a cup of tea, the shuttle will take off on time."

   After speaking, his figure flashed and disappeared in place.

   "No, principal! Principal, no!"

Amidst the cheers of a group of principals with tall thighs, the wailing of the five unlucky guys was so small and powerless. The turning point came too fast and reached their waists. The number of brave men was as many as hundreds.

  In these years, is being a cannon fodder like this?

   "No, why was I kicked out? What's wrong with me? Is it because my pretty face made the principal feel threatened?"

   "Is there a possibility that your father is an enemy of the country, and the principal is unhappy with you."

   "Really, I testify for the principal, not just him, everyone sees you unhappy."

"what about me?"

   "Shut up the dead man!"

  …

   After a cup of tea, the six shuttles set sail on time, leaving Leek, who was a step behind, beating his chest and feet, crying and dying, and not catching up with the sudden heat.

Unlike the East Prince’s Mansion where two shuttles filled 120 people + two horses, this time, five shuttles with a capacity of 10 people filled 100 people, half of them had seats and half of them had seats. The thighs are very spacious.

   It’s not that the capitalists are afraid of the street lights, but the players have figured it out. In order not to be wronged, they raise funds to buy transportation to improve the living environment.

   In other words, although the five shuttles were under the name of Xuanyin Division, Lu Bei didn't spend a single cent. From a certain level, it can be said that they were taken from the people and used by the people.

   But in terms of dog officials, he is far inferior to Hu San, Hu San walked away from the public account and picked up the money for five flying shuttles for nothing.

  Hupenggouyou, that’s probably what it means.

  The sixth flying shuttle, except for the dead man driving, only Lu Bei, Hu San, and She Yan.

  Hu looked around three or four times, pointed to the Ziwei dog skin on his body, and said cheerfully: "Second brother, your Huangji sect has a mission, but it's a bit unreasonable to use Xuanyin Division to scout the way."

   "Brother is right, present the facts and make sense, don't blame good people, it is clearly Huangjizong who discovered the secret realm, and I used my power to seek personal gain and distributed the benefits to Xuanyin Division."

  Lu Bei smiled, turned to look at She Yan: "She Qingwei, do you think what I said is right?"

  She Yan gave Lu Bei a blank look, closed his eyes to digest the innate qi in his body, and was too lazy to say anything to the two dog officials.

  At this moment, she is wearing the Xuanyin Siqing Wei uniform, which fits her body well. With her already slender figure, her soft and charming features are a little more heroic.

  It doesn’t matter if her identity is real or not, the two Ziwei guarantee that no one can prove that she is a fake Qingwei.

   "Second brother, I'm serious, if we go to explore the secret realm of Huangjizong with this appearance, it's equivalent to taking a slap on the face directly, is it appropriate?"

   "It's okay, anyway, it's a small secret realm, half the size of Dongwang County, and it has been explored by the Huangjizong Elder's House before." Lu Bei said truthfully.

  According to the archives obtained by Zhu Qilan, the secret place is located in the unnamed mountains on the border of Ningzhou.

  This place lacks aura and is quite cloudy, breeding poisonous insects and ghosts, and because the mountains are so gentle, it looks like mass graves piled up with graves from a distance, so it is called Mt.

   This title has not been officially recognized, and has not been valued by Huangjizong and the surrounding mountain gates.

  As for those poisonous insects and ghosts, their skills are really mediocre. There are too many breedings every year, and the Huangji Sect will send a steward to clean them up. So far, no major troubles have been caused.

  The yin is too heavy, and the birth of ghosts is strange, so many people speculate that there is a secret place buried in the tomb mountain. However, the secret place is not an underground palace and cave.

  Until a few days ago, the secret realm appeared in the world, and was intercepted by the eyeliner placed by Xuan Yinsi. The information was passed on step by step, and it was transferred to Huangjizong Elders' Court.

  On the same day, two elders explored it. The resources are scarce, and they are all ordinary goods. They are far inferior to the secret place of Sishen Lake. They are judged to be tasteless and not suitable for large-scale rescue excavation.

Out of respect for the secret realm, or the idea of ​​setting up a maze to disperse the Iron Sword Alliance, Huangjizong quickly blocked the surrounding area of ​​the secret realm. After paying attention to the strategy, the tactics went through the motions casually, and the task was assigned to the Ningzhou Huangjizong branch , and threw the task of exploring the secret realm to the chief steward Lin Fengxian.

  Lin Fengxian was busy with official duties, and he was too busy with major and minor matters. He didn't have time to explore the secret place. The task was transferred and sent to the commander Zhu Qilan.

  Zhu Qilan had the opportunity of Sishen Lake, and Lu Bei, an accelerator for cultivating immortals, was not interested in the secret realm of Mt. Tombs. He thought that Lu Bei was in charge of Ningzhou, so he slapped the task on his face with his backhand.

  So, this secret realm discovered by Xuanyin Division stumbled under the arrangement of Huangjizong, and finally returned to Xuanyin Division.

  Wu Zhou is like this.

   "What the hell, sounds reasonable, but you are too honest, brother."

  After hearing this, Hu San curled his lips in disdain: "Let's not talk about Princess Changming, she is you..."

   What is it?

  She Yan closed her eyes and meditated, secretly pricked up her ears.

  Seeing this scene, Hu San paused for a moment, and continued: "She is your immediate boss, the commander of the Three States, and she is kind to you. I can hardly say that she has no bad intentions for you."

   "Who said that, she is clearly greedy for my body, and even seduced me." Lu Bei objected.

   "Okay, as long as you are happy."

  Hu San was speechless. Seeing She Yan nodded in satisfaction, he seemed to be quite satisfied with the answer, and was even more speechless.

  My boy, you had a great time playing heartbeat today, believe it or not, they will make you suffer from heart attack someday?

  You just do it to death!

  Hu San was envious in his heart, no, he scorned Lu Bei, and then said: "The chief manager Lin Fengxian is different, he said he was busy, you really believe it!"

"oh?"

  Lu Bei raised his brows: "Brother is slow-talking, give the little brother a good posture."

   "My good brother wants to hear it, and my brother is not afraid to tell you. These are the valuable experiences I have summed up after many years of wandering in the rivers and lakes for my brother. That is you. I will never tell anyone else."

  Hu San said with a high air: "Wu Zhou, Huangjizong, Xuanyin Division, even if it is the officialdom of the capital, the experience of being a brother can be used."

   "Hurry up, don't ink."

  “Being a person and doing things, you must think twice before acting.”

  Hu San raised his fingers, and said schemingly: "First, can you not do it? The more you do, the more mistakes you make. Only those who have no merits and no virtues can be called capable people."

"Second, can you do it tomorrow? There is a saying that you should work slowly and carefully. If you procrastinate for a long time, it will appear that things are difficult and difficult to handle, and it will also appear that you are diligent and hardworking. If you procrastinate longer, the higher-ups can't wait. It should be the third point. gone."

   "Thirdly, can you do it for others? You see, Lin Fengxian ran more aggressively than anyone else when he searched the mountain gates related to the East Prince's Mansion. Once he offended someone, he immediately said he was sick at home. This is a smart person."

   "Brother, it makes sense!"

  Lu Bei nodded again and again, a little trick for a dog official every day, indicating that he was useless in learning.

   "My dear brother, you are just too honest."

   "Who says no!"

  She Yan: "..."

  God is so kind to throw such a bad guy to her.

  (end of this chapter)