Chapter 466 Silly child, I am actually your biological father

  Your surname is Li, you are too clear, you are so arrogant!

   Lu Bei was dumbfounded, seeing the Taifu who had shrunk in stature and even his IQ, he threw him out with a wave of his hand.

  Li Taiqing flew sideways, and in midair, a steamed bun face was full of confusion.

  She turned over in the air, her posture was very handsome, maybe she wanted to make a three-point landing where the hero appeared on the stage, but the cumbersome clothes blocked her, stepped on the corner of her clothes when she landed, and fell on all fours with a bang.

"oops!"

   "It hurts..."

  Looking at the little girl rolling around with her head in her arms, Lu Bei was speechless. He suspected that there was fraud here.

  Laughing to death, what's the use of being a little girl, he reincarnated as a celestial demon likes to bully the weak, especially this kind of little girl who can cry for a long time with one punch, he can make the other party cry for three days and three nights.

   "Huh, doesn't it hurt?"

  Li Taiqing stood up with his cumbersome clothes, Baozi's face was pink and tender, there was a tear mole in the corner of his eye, and his dark eyes blinked, as if the night had been washed by water, so clean that it was full of stars.

  At this moment, these eyes stared at Lu Bei innocently, and the corners of his mouth pursed: "Big brother, you haven't spoken yet, why...why are you here?"

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  Looking at her not very smart appearance made Lu Bei's fists itch, and he just wanted to punch her hard, trying to get two nosebleeds.

   I have to admit that he is worthy of being the Taifu who has fought against Hu Er for many years and has not lost the wind. His acting skills are really terrible, just like the real one.

  The mistake is too real, there is no turning point at all, it is so easy to deceive him.

  Lu Bei sneered three times: "Little girl, what are you talking about, who is your big brother, Uncle Lu."

   "Uncle Lu."

  Li Taiqing raised his head, shouted in a crisp voice, and continued to think after speaking, why did he forget what he was thinking before, did he fall and throw it on the ground?

Seeing that the Tai Tuo hesitated without any hesitation, he directly called his uncle, Lu Bei choked for a moment, still a little unbelieving: "Silly boy, I won't lie to you, what kind of uncle is there, I am actually your biological father, hurry up!" call daddy."

  Li Taiqing opened his mouth wide and stared at Lu Bei in bewilderment. After a while, the corners of his eyes were bright red, tears fell down, and he threw himself into Lu Bei's arms.

   "Daddy, Qing'er had a hard time finding you!"

The impact of the head hammer was extremely violent. Lu Bei grunted and was knocked on his back. He continued to sneer, took out the jade slip he had taken back earlier, and patted his little head in his arms: "Don't cry, shout more!" A few times, your father and I love to hear this."

   "Daddy!"

"good."

   "Daddy!"

   "Well, it sounds good."

  “…”xN

  After about ten minutes, Lu Bei couldn't take it any longer. Tai Tu's realistic acting skills made him feel like he was bullying an imbecile. Because of his noble moral sentiments, he was full of guilt and had no pleasure in revenge.

   "Daddy, you... don't want me anymore?"

   "Go away, don't stick your snot on me, there is no such thing as your father, he is called uncle."

   "Whoa whoa——"

  The heart-piercing cries spread throughout the independent world built by Taiyi Yantiantu. Li Taiqing howled for a while, seeing that Lu Bei was not comforted, his nose soured, he took a hissing breath, and then howled even more vigorously.

  At the same time, he swung his arms in a circle, and used a set of eight punches against Xin Dad.

  The body has shrunk, but the ability is still there. When this set of fists is swung up, the void trembles, and there are afterimages.

   Lu Bei watched calmly, stuffed his left ear with one hand, and pressed the top of Li Taiqing's head with the other, building an absolute defense that was close to the horizon, blocking a set of exquisite boxing techniques half a step away.

  Laughing to death, I can't hit it at all.

   "Ahhh—"

   Half an hour later, Li Taiqing was still swinging his fists, not to mention firm in his will, but absolutely bored. Anyway, Lu Bei kept watching, with one hand covering his ears, and he had never seen anyone more boring than her.

   Another half an hour later, Li Taiqing stopped his arms and cleared his somewhat hoarse throat.

   Just when Lu Bei thought that the Taifu had given up and was not going to act again, she waved her hand to attract a cloud of water vapor, moistened her throat, and took a deep breath.

   "Whoa whoa——"

   "Stop howling!"

   "Wow... hiccup."

  Li Taiqing didn't catch his breath, bowed his head and coughed again and again, grabbed Lu Bei's sleeve in front of him, grunted, and took a handful of his nose.

  Lu Bei: "..."

   There is a saying, a pure passerby, a dignified master of the emperor, a great man in the tribulation period, a first-rank official, I don’t want to lose face, so it doesn’t matter if I trust her once.

   Anyway, enough shots.

Lu Bei rubbed his little head in front of him, grabbed two locks of long hair and began to tie knots, and said with a serious face: "Xiaoqing, because my father offended a serious opponent outside, I don't want to recognize you. Before we get rid of her, I can only be your uncle, understand?"

"why…"

   "Don't ask, you know everything you know, and you don't understand what you don't understand. The interests are too involved. I can only say that the water is very deep. You are still young, so it is no good to know these things." Lu Bei interrupted directly.

  Li Taiqing was dazed when he heard it, and subconsciously approached Lu Bei, and when he got closer, he swooped.

   Didn't flutter.

   Lu Bei dodged sideways, didn't pay attention, hooked his foot, tripped the master and flew to the ground.

  Because the body became smaller and there was no buffer, this slipped directly for several meters, and there was another burst of pain.

   Not being able to wait for Lu Bei's warm embrace, without even a palm, Li Taiqing pouted and stood up, angrily said: "Father..."

   "Called Uncle."

   "Who is that man? He is so vile. I will kill him."

  As expected of you, human beings are inherently evil, screaming and beating and killing since childhood.

   "I'm afraid it won't work."

  Lu Bei shook his head again and again: "Uncle, bah, that person is the Tai Tuo of Wu Zhou Dynasty, a master of the tribulation period, you are still young, you are not her opponent."

   "Then wait until I grow up!"

   "Okay, as long as you are happy."

"That…"

  Where is Wu Zhou, what is the Taifu, and the period of crossing the catastrophe, I seem to have heard of it somewhere.

  Li Taiqing wrinkled his steamed bun face, thinking hard, his eyes were empty, and his head was also empty. After a while, he gave up thinking and decisively threw it aside.

  Compared to these things, she wanted to throw herself into Lu Bei's arms for a while, she was not stupid, Lu Bei had an aura that reassured her, it was definitely her own.

   Lu Bei turned sideways to avoid the flying pounce, thought of something, pointed at the Shangqing sword next to him, narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Qing'er, go and pick up that sword for me."

"oh."

  Li Taiqing came to the side of the Shangqing Sword with the hem of his clothes in his hand, touched the hilt of the sword with his palm, and immediately let out a light sigh: "Father, Uncle, Qing'er holds this sword in his hand, it feels so familiar!"

   "Idiot, you often watch me practice swords, are you not familiar with me!" Lu Bei said unhappily.

   "Yes."

Li Taiqing unraveled his confusion, and dragged the Shangqing sword to Lu Bei's body. One second, he was thinking about why this sword is so heavy and how light it is, but the next second, the Shangqing sword was as light as a feather, and she lifted it with ease. to the top.

   Lu Bei's body was tense, he clenched his fist behind his back, and said meaningfully: "Qing'er, there is your primordial spirit brand on the sword, it is quite inconvenient for me to use it, you break it up and present it to me."

   "What is the brand of Yuanshen?"

   "Don't talk back, if you break up, I'll hug you for a while." Lu Bei looked kindly.

  Li Taiqing was invigorated when he heard the words, holding the Shangqing Sword in both hands, his little face was flushed with suffocation, a moment later, she learned without a teacher, her eyes were closed, and her soul sank into the Shangqing Sword.

   Click!

  In the dark, there was a crackling sound, Li Taiqing's face was pale, and he fell top-heavy behind him.

  In sight, Lu Bei stepped forward and stretched out his hand towards her.

   Plop!

  Li Taiqing fell to the ground in a daze, suffering from unbearable headache, turning around with difficulty to look, Lu Bei held the Shangqing sword in his hand, flicked the sword with his fingertips, his face was full of...

  She didn't know how to describe it, but she smiled happily anyway.

  Seeing this, Li Taiqing's eyes were foggy, and he choked up with grievances: "I fell, my head hurts, my chest hurts too, everything hurts so bad."

   "It's okay, just blow it off."

  Lu Bei raised his hand to fan the wind, and blew on Li Taiqing's head. When he asked for a hug, he directly took out the Qingrui lamp: "Qing'er, there is also your Yuanshen brand on it, untie it too."

"But…"

   "Why, don't you listen to me?"

   "No, it's just...it hurts."

Li Taiqing's face was pale, and he looked pitifully at Lu Bei. The infinitely wronged appearance made the latter feel full of guilt. He shook his head, bringing the sinister face of the Taifu when he was an adult into the corner of Li Taiqing's eyebrows, and his heart instantly cooled down: " Good boy, it's the last time, I'll let you hug me however you want in the future."

"Really?"

   "Of course, I hook up with you."

   "What is a hook?"

   A moment later, Li Taiqing's face was as pale as paper, and he fell to the ground with twitching hands and feet occasionally. Lu Bei held the Qingrui lamp, and his hearty laughter was hard to suppress.

   "Daddy, I... hurt so much!"

   "..."

   Lu Bei put away the Qingrui lamp, and was not in a hurry to refine the two magic weapons. He frowned and looked at Li Taiqing who was lying on the ground, condescending, his eyes full of fear and suspicion.

   Is it possible that this person is still acting to deceive him.

  The indifferent eyes were full of ruthlessness, and even a bit disgusted, Li Taiqing was extremely wronged, bit his lip, tears rolled in his eyes, and couldn't stop shedding.

   Forget it, who made me feel better!

  Lu Bei lowered his head and sighed. He is good in every way, but he is too kind-hearted, kind-hearted like a virgin, knowing that he will be fooled, but he is willing to step into the trap.

  He put away the two magic weapons, and stretched out his hands to hold the little girl in his arms. The latter couldn't bear the grievance, and burst into tears.

   Those who heard it were sad, those who heard it shed tears, and Lu Bei couldn't be straightened out.

  He knows how to coax anyone over the age of eighteen, but he is really inexperienced at such a young age.

   "Daddy, I'm in so much pain, everything in my body hurts..."

   After crying for a while, the little girl gradually fell silent, her pale face was covered with sweat, as if she had fallen into a nightmare, and her frown was hard to get rid of.

   "Ah this..."

   "It should have nothing to do with me, right?"

  The corners of Lu Bei's eyes twitched, he began to examine himself three times a day, nodded, and confirmed that he had nothing to do with him.

  He broke off the two little hands that were tightly holding onto his clothes, wrapped the loose clothes on Li Taiqing's body, turned them into quilts, and tied a knot by the way.

  Obviously, because of the problem of the Taifu's skills, he lost his memory + lowered his intelligence + rejuvenated his old age, and his IQ is so low that he can take him to see goldfish without consuming lollipops.

   It is difficult for Lu Bei to deal with this kind of brat, but...

   "Just in case, she might wake up in the next second!"

  Lu Bei took out the Shangqing Sword and Qingrui Lamp, and resolutely refined them for his own use. Even if he didn't need them, it would be good to put his own label first and occupy the pit.

  (end of this chapter)