Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 491: ah yes yes

  Chapter 491 Ah yes yes yes

  The pendant refers to Zhao Shiran.

  Elder Zhao is a standard myopic eye. Lu Bei ignores all the shortcomings of his body. The few bright spots are infinitely magnified.

  At this moment, Elder Zhao is listening to the lecture in front of the Taifu.

  Because Lu Bei disagreed, Zhao Shiran insisted on refusing to be a teacher, but faced with the lecture invited by the Taifu, she couldn't bear to refuse, and chose to prostitute for nothing.

  In the matter of spiritual practice, Lu Bei relies entirely on qualifications to advance, whether it is a bottleneck or a bottle cap, in front of billions of qualifications, all are chickens and dogs.

  He took Zhao Shiran to fly, and also broke through all kinds of violence, rushing forward recklessly.

  Zhao Shiran's background is already weak, but his realm and mana have gone up, and all aspects are still in Huashen and even innate. It is difficult to win in the same realm. If there is no accident, this life is destined to be a vase.

  In contrast to Lu Bei, during this trip to Guanzhou, all kinds of dissatisfaction were blown up along the way, and several people were even killed during the tribulation period.

  Zhao Shiran saw it in his eyes, envied him in his heart, and became even more in awe and humble.

   This worry was noticed by the Taifu, and his heart softened, and he took the initiative to give Zhao Shiran a small lesson, answering her doubts in practice, and teaching her all the experience in practicing Taiyin Shashidao.

  The two have the same physique, and both have the surname Li. The Taifu saw a bit of himself in Zhao Shiran, and felt sorry for her that it was not easy for her to practice. This scene happened.

  Of course, when giving advice, the Taifu did not forget to bring some private goods with him, and spoke ill of some people.

  Zhao Shiran went in with his left ear and out with his right ear, captured the key words, and ignored them directly. Out of gratitude for the master's teaching, he nodded perfunctorily and refused to respond.

  Experience value +1, +1...

  …

   "What the hell, Elder Zhao is in the Tutor's house?"

   Taoist Temple, after hearing Zhu Xiushi's words, Lu Bei's eyes widened, he turned around and was about to break through the door.

  Teacher has Taiyin Shashi Dao, and Zhao Shiran also has Taiyin Shashi Dao. It’s not sure what the room is like, no, he has to save people quickly, lest Elder Zhao be turned into medicine dregs.

   "What's the rush, I'll help you look after it, and there won't be a life lawsuit."

  Zhu Xiushi grabbed Lu Bei, waved his hand in front of him, and the ripples of the water manifested as ink and wash. On the top, the Taifu sat on the cloud bed to give a lecture, and below, Zhao Shiran and Mu Jiling sat cross-legged on the futon and listened obediently.

   "Good guy, there are actually three people, and one person is watching."

  Lu Bei was furious, and wanted to pull out the arm that was tightly held by Zhu Xiushi, but the latter reacted promptly, spat lightly, and let him go without giving him a chance to take advantage.

   "Uh, why didn't you stop?"

   "How dare a mere cultivator in the transition period dare to disobey Sect Master Lu's will. Wouldn't it be unfair to die without a place to bury him?"

Zhu Xiushi was in a strange mood, and after speaking, he put on an elder posture, poked Lu Bei's forehead with his white fingertips, and taught him a lesson: "Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid all the time, you should respect your elders, of course the one in the room doesn't count, both of you are like that, She is not your elder, you are."

  You at thirty-seven degrees can say such cold words, after all, the Taifu chose the wrong plastic.

  Lu Bei was contemptuous, and rolled his eyes at Zhu Xiushi: "Elder, you think too much. I have nothing to do with that person in the room. Passers-by who are visible to the naked eye will probably never see each other in the future."

   "You can't say that, there's still me!"

"What?"

   "I'll help you."

  Zhu Xiushi winked, put his hand on Lu Bei's shoulder, and said in a low voice, "I'll just ask you, that man has a noble face, can you hate him?"

   "Hateful." Lu Bei replied subconsciously without thinking.

   "Do you hate it?"

"Hate."

   "Do you want to pull her down from the sky and step on her a few times?"

   "I want to step on it."

   "Do you want to sleep with her?"

   "Want to sleep."

   Lu Bei's eyebrows were ferocious, and he didn't realize it was wrong until he finished his answer. He gasped and added the word "blame".

   "Why are you staring at me, Sect Master Lu is loyal and patriotic, well, don't offend Emperor Zhou."

   "I treat you as a confidant big sister, a kind old grandma, but you are playing tricks on me. Don't you know what kind of bad temper that old woman has. If you touch her, I will still have legs to walk in the future?"

   "Why did you touch her with your leg, with your hand!"

   "..." x2

  (乛乛)(ˇ_ˇ;)

  The two stared at each other, Lu Bei felt that he had met his opponent, and flicked his arms on his shoulders, ready to enter the house and carry Zhao Shiran away.

  Teacher is a rotten person, but the little white rabbit can't let him learn from him. It's better to stay with him. By precept and example, he will definitely learn a lot of high-end qualities of truth, kindness and beauty.

   "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet."

Zhu Xiushi held back Lu Bei, and he was not happy, so he directly made fun: "When you and Chong Yuxiao were fencing, you broke the Taiyi Yantian Map, and the Taifu was seriously injured. She didn't say anything, but I knew her The help of dual cultivation is urgently needed, otherwise she will not be able to return to the peak within three to five months. At this time, her yin and yang potential is perfect, and it is the time for her cultivation to make great strides. It is a coincidence that the primordial spirit is injured. Jie planted hidden dangers, you can't ignore death."

   "Laughing to death, she was struck by lightning, I'm too happy, why should I help her?"

   "Just rely on her to call you Daddy."

   "..."

   Lu Bei: (_)

  He was very proud of this title when he thought about it by himself, but it was an indescribable shame to read it from someone else's mouth.

   "How about it, just treat it as a face for me, can I spend money?" Zhu Xiushi rubbed his hands.

"this…"

  Lu Bei hesitated for a while, wondering: "This suzerain is a person of status, no matter whether he is a performer or a prostitute, ordinary people can't afford... how much?"

   "Ten taels of silver notes."

  Zhu Xiushi took out Timotou who traded Wen Chongjian, and it was worth ten taels of silver notes. To be honest, if it wasn't for this transaction, she would not have known that there were still ten taels of currency in circulation in the Wu Zhou market.

   "Let me just ask, do you look down on me, or the person in the room?"

  Lu Bei is full of black lines, the rich woman of the Wu Zhou royal family, the big man who the emperors would bow their heads when they saw it, spent ten taels of silver to find the head of the Tianjian Sect, and accompany the current Taifu Shuangxiu, the slots are a bit dense.

   "Stop talking nonsense, just ask if you sell it?"

"Sell."

   Lu Bei gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and took the ten tael silver bill. From the corner of his eyes, he saw Zhu Xiushi covering his mouth and giggling, and said angrily, "You should know that I don't pity her, but I just don't want to let go of this opportunity to humiliate her."

   "Ah yes yes yes yes."

   "..."

  Lu Bei didn't speak, and as soon as he made an elbow, Zhu Xiushi raised his hand to defuse it easily, and whispered in his ear, talking about a simple and rough battle plan.

  Lu Bei frowned when he heard this, and wondered: "What good will this do for you? If you only want to have fun, you will have no good fruit if the master takes revenge."

He suspected that Zhu Xiushi was in a hurry to heal the Tai Tuo, because Wu Zhou was here, Zhu Xian was seriously injured, Zhu Mu was slightly injured, and Huangjizong's top combat power was lost by more than half, and the royal family had a lot of room to maneuver. Can take back a lot of power.

"Don't be afraid. She is no different than before. She won't do anything to me. At worst, she will beat me up. It's so easy to die. Besides, I'm not unprepared." Eight kinds of martial arts, arranging the Taifu in one hundred and eight appearances, she recorded all this.

   She couldn't get the jade slip last time, let alone how sad she was.

   "As expected of you."

   Lu Bei grinned, and with his heart in mind, he smiled more sincerely.

   "Hey hey hey..." x2

  In the ink and wash painting, the Taifu who was giving a lecture froze, feeling a chill inexplicably.

   "Master, but this is the end of today's class?" Mu Jiling stopped seeing the Taifu frowning, for fear that her old injury would recur.

   "It's okay, let's talk for another hour for the teacher."

  Teacher shook his head lightly, afraid that Zhao Shiran, a transfer student, would not be able to keep up with the progress, so he gave Mu Jiling a review of the previous teaching words.

  …

   Into the night.

  The full moon is unknown, and the clouds are coming.

  The Taifu sat cross-legged on the couch, recuperating the injury of the primordial spirit, frowned and looked at the thousand silk whisks wrapped around his hands and feet, and sighed: "What are you doing again, don't disturb my rest if you have nothing to do."

   "Hey hey, my good master, I made a special trip to visit you, and I brought you a nourishing and nourishing medicine."

  Zhu Xiushi rubbed his little hands and appeared in the room. Seeing that there was no medicine behind him, he frowned and scolded hypocrisy. He plunged into the void and lifted Lu Bei out.

   Lu Bei looked reluctant, seeing Taifu's blade-like indifferent gaze, scratched his head shyly, feeling very embarrassed.

  ∠(ω)

  He is familiar with double cultivation, but it involves money transactions. It is the first time for a big girl to get on a sedan chair. I just want to ask, should I just go through the process and open the back first?

  Teacher had a cold face for a second, glanced at the two dogs with disdain, and said concisely:

"roll!"

"okay."

  Zhu Xiushi resolutely moistened, and patted Lu Bei on the shoulder before leaving, telling him to slow down, not as fast as before.

   After finishing speaking, she excitedly started the strong onlooker mode. The Taoist temple is her magic weapon, and nothing that happens here can escape her eyesight. With the help of burning jade slips, it can be said to be stable.

  Without Zhu Xiushi, Lu Bei would no longer be playing the role of innocent Xiaobai, and walked towards the Taifu with a sneer.

  The latter worked calmly, peeled off the cocoon of the Chiqing treasure clothes, pushed back Qiansi Fuchen little by little, and ravaged Zhu Xiushi's soul along the traces of the magic weapon.

   It is true that a dog surnamed Lu is hateful, but a pig surnamed Zhu is even more hateful.

In the quiet room, Zhu Xiushi connected his hands together, and opened eighteen water rhyme light curtains in a row, recording the long-awaited scene from various angles. Seeing Lu Bei raised his hand and pressed on the Taifu's shoulder, the light of the scarlet green treasure disappeared suddenly, and he was excited Hold your breath.

   It's coming, it's coming!

  The next second, the two people in the picture disappeared, only a thousand traces of dust hanging down powerlessly.

   "Eh? Eh! Alas——"

   "The one surnamed Lu, you **** me!"

  …

  Small single room in black and white.

  The Tai Tuo sat cross-legged and made physical contact with Lu Bei, forming a yin and yang force. While absorbing the power of Shaoyang, he fed back the power of Shaoyin, so that the yin and yang circulated and grew simultaneously.

  The Taifu closed his eyes, neither struggling nor resisting, maintaining a pure and normal mind, facing the tools delivered to the door, he used them as soon as he took them, and his face was far less dull than Lu Bei expected, but his body was very honest.

   It wasn't until Lu Bei took out a jade slip that the corners of her eyes twitched.

   "Sect Master Lu, if you insist on fighting between emotions, I will just bow my head and admit defeat. Such inferior methods will only increase the laughing stock and will not mess with my Dao heart."

   "I don't believe it's true or not."

  After a round of double cultivation, Lu Bei didn't shake the Yuanshen. He refused to accept it and said, "You have to multiply by ten. We've just started. I want to see how long you can last."

  After speaking, he brought out the tried and tested Xiantian Qi, and took it as a stepping stone to confuse the master's soul to give up resistance.

  Teacher smiled normally, and wanted her to be subdued with just a little bit of spirit, so she underestimated Yunzhongge...

   Hey, what is this?

   As soon as a little innate energy entered the body, the Taifu suddenly opened his eyes, the spiritual world, the closed primordial spirit opened, and backhanded Lu Bei who was jumping up and down on the ground.

  (end of this chapter)