Cultivation Is Like This

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  Chapter 501 Tieguai Lu Dongbin, Riding White Peony Backwards

  The devil laughed for a long time, walked across the corpses everywhere, and waved at the other white hair, and disappeared under the night at the same time.

  Nv Baimao is cowardly and can be bullied. She lowers her eyebrows and looks down in front of the devil, giving people the feeling that anyone who comes can punch her and make her cry for a long time. The two people in the grass didn't think so. They took a peek, but couldn't see through the grades, and the evaluation was extremely dangerous.

  Although this extreme danger does not have the red text to fill the full screen, it is still the level they look up to, and they may not be able to catch up with two more version updates.

  In the grass, the two players looked at each other with lingering fear.

  ID Tieguai Lu Zhishen's player patted his chest: "Scared me to death, I called Sajia out at night, saying that there is a promotion task, and it turned out that the devil came to Xinshou Village to have fun, so I don't bring such a scam."

  ID Xiao Fengxian shook her head, frowned, and said, "I seem to have seen the name Lu Bei somewhere... Think about it, is there such a number one elder in Baijianmen?"

   "How is it possible, that guy has white hair, he is clearly Zhao... Oh, his surname is not Zhao?"

  Tieguai Lu Zhishen had a rough face and a strong figure, and his two thick eyebrows frowned suddenly: "It's strange, his surname is not Wang, and the old Zhao family is clean and clean, and the soil has not been loosened by people's backyard."

  The two couldn't figure it out after thinking about it. Xiao Fengxian suggested asking for help on the forum.

  The premise is that there are no sand sculpture netizens and old pornographic netizens making trouble.

   "You two, what are you doing here if you don't sleep at night?" Lu Bei looked down at the backs of the two heads.

  One is big and three thick, and the other is neat and tidy.

  While wantonly harvesting the sword intent, from the corner of the eye, I saw two people squatting in the grass. I didn't see what they looked like, but saw the two bright IDs floating above the grass.

  【Little Impatiens】

  【Tieguai Lu Zhishen】

  God, Tieguai Lu Zhishen, why don't you say Tieniu!

   This name made Lu Bei want to complain. He read a lot, so he couldn't be fooled. It was clearly Tieguai Lu Dongbin, the one who rode Bai Mudan backwards.

  Switched to another player, Lu Bei saw it and pretended not to see it, but he had an impression of the ID 'Little Phoenix Fairy', which came from the impression before time travel.

  What Xiaofengxian does and who she is, Lu Bei can't remember clearly. He only knows his familiar ID, and he will definitely make a big difference in the future.

   Taking a closer look, the little white face is well-made, with delicate features and clean eyes. At the age of sixteen or seventeen, he is three times as handsome as he was when he was young. He is a good embryo who eats soft food.

  Although he is not very old now, twenty-one, looking at the world of cultivating immortals, he is a child more than anyone else.

   "Report to senior brother, we just discovered a devil pretending to be a Zhao family child..."

Tieguai Lu Zhishen turned his head back, at this time Lu Bei had changed back to his original appearance, with a friendly smile, he didn't take a closer look at it for a moment, he just acted as a senior fellow in the same academy, and continued: "To eradicate my many years of experience in subduing demons, it may be the invasion of demons." ...Why are you dragging me...to spy on my Baijianmen's profound sword intent...Stop pulling, I'm talking to my brother!"

   Being pulled by Xiao Fengxian a few times, Tieguai Lu Zhishen turned his head and widened his eyes, raised his fists and made a cracking sound: "See, the fist is the size of a sandbag, and you can't find Bei with one punch."

   "You don't need to look for it, it's right in front of you." Xiao Fengxian lowered her head and quietly stretched out her finger towards Lu Bei.

  When Lu Bei took the lead, he dropped a detection out of caution, and the result was very unfriendly, with red letters all over the screen indicating danger.

  The devil changed his face, and it is true that he returned his carbine.

   "What are you talking about? How many times have I told you that the Sa family hates riddlers the most."

Tieguai Lu Zhishen glared at Xiao Fengxian angrily, then turned his head and continued to say to Lu Bei: "Senior brother, you didn't see, that devil has eight hands, three heads, green face and fangs, and a **** mouth. Its appearance can stop a child from crying , hang it on the door to ward off evil spirits, hang it on the bed to prevent pregnancy, hang it in the latrine to diuretic, no, my junior brother almost peed just now."

  Xiao Fengxian silently moved a few steps to the side. He has a cleanliness habit and was afraid that too much blood would splash on himself.

   "You are a junior, you are full of nonsense, and you have nothing to do with me."

Lu Bei shook his head slightly, turned to look at Xiaofengxian, and said in a deep voice: "Pindao watches the sky at night. There is a young man here who has a relationship with me as a registered disciple. Would you like to worship me as a teacher and be a disciple under Pindao's crotch?" running dog?"

  I am not a teenager, we have no chance.

  Xiao Fengxian shook her head again and again. It is a good thing to worship a powerful master, but he doesn't even know who Lu Bei is, and judging by Lu Bei's style, he is a proper devil, so he should draw a clear line as soon as possible.

  This master, you cannot worship!

   "Thank you for your kindness, senior. How can I be capable? How can I be qualified to be a dog under your seat? Please..."

  Boom! !

   Before the words fell, the color of the world changed, and the boundless small world rolled out from behind Lu Bei. A full moon hung high in the sky, and the four elephants and beasts occupied the sky. The dragon and the beast in the center overlooked it, roaring silently.

   "..." x2

  In an instant, the two fell silent, their minds went blank, and they froze in place like a log.

   Also in a daze, with a pretty face like a little phoenix, Lu Bei was three points handsome when he was young, and he was dazed as if he had just been abused by a rich woman.

  Tieguai Lu Zhishen was different, with two thick eyebrows slanted into a character horoscope, his eyes widened, and his face looked constipated, as if there was a three-hundred-pound homosexual blocking him behind him.

  So, when playing games, pinching your face is really important.

"what did you just say?"

  Lu Bei snorted softly, thunder flashed across the sky, and hundreds of earth dragons rolled up, shaking Xiaofengxian shivering on the spot.

"Thank you senior for your kindness. I am so virtuous and capable. I am not qualified to be a dog under your seat. Please don't take my life back. Show me mercy and accept me!" At the top of his head, he was short of calling out foster father.

   "Yes, children can be taught."

   Lu Bei nodded in satisfaction, and stroked his chin without a white beard.

   "Big Da Da, Da Xian, what about me?"

  Tieguai Lu Zhishen came back to his senses, gulped down his saliva, his eyes lit up and said: "To tell you the truth, I watch the sky at night, and I will worship a famous teacher here today."

   "No, Pindao doesn't want to be a diuretic master."

"What?"

  Tieguai Lu Zhishen hasn't reacted yet, but if he loses a detection, he should know what he said wrong.

  The small world dissipated, Lu Bei raised his hand and pressed Xiaofengxian's shoulder, his body flickered, and he disappeared instantly.

   "Daxian!"

   "Daxian, don't go, Daxian, how can I live without you——"

  ——

  Painting a boat, quiet room.

  Xiao Fengxian knelt on the futon obediently, with Zhan Hongqu on the left, Zhan Lexian on the right, Mu Lichen in front of her, and Zhao Wuyou who was peeking curiously at three steps away.

  The suzerain unexpectedly took in an apprentice. It's really strange. Could it be that this kid is also a genius?

  Mu Lichen squinted his eyes slightly, Jian Poxin's eyes flashed suddenly, and he saw that Xiaofengxian's foundation building was perfect, and she was only one step away from the realm of Baodan, which was acceptable. It's a pity that the cultivation methods in the body are mixed, and it seems to be able to do a little bit of everything, but in fact everything is rough and superficial, and even those who have qualifications are completely useless because of random cultivation.

   "Sovereign, are you sure you want to accept him as a disciple?"

"Well, the little boy looks good. My suzerain recalled the past, and thought of my high spirits when I was young, and all the hardships and hardships on the road of cultivating immortals. I felt it for a while, so I took him in." Lu Bei leaned on the couch, recalling The past has been filled with time, and he sighed.

   Back in the day...you mean last year? x3

   There are still hardships and difficulties. Does it mean that it takes half a year to learn the Nine Swords Sword Intent, and become the Immortal Sword Intent? x3

  If yes, then you really have a hard time. x3

  Mu Lichen and the three of them knew Lu Bei well. They had not practiced for two years, and there was a fart in the past, but the suzerain said so, and they couldn't refute it. It was really hard for Lu Bei to learn swords.

  Xiao Fengxian was surrounded by four eyes, each of them was extremely dangerous, and the pressure was so great that she didn't dare to move.

  The result was very different from what he had imagined. The devil was not a big devil, but a serious...Let’s say serious suzerain, with unfathomable strength, and a guest of the Xuanlong royal family.

   What is this, hugged to the thigh?

Xiao Fengxian traveled far and wide, and heard that the handsome boy was attracted to rich women, so he specially created a male account, and it took eight hours just to pinch his face, and several versions were scrapped, but the one who attracted the handsome girl was also the boy, which is really too much. Surprised.

   "Sect Master Lu, he is from Xuanlong, or a foreigner of Baijianmen..."

   "Not in the future."

"oh."

  Zhao Wuyou secretly rejoiced, thinking that there is a lot of room for manipulation in this matter, at least it is not a bad thing for Xuanlong.

   "Sovereign, take him back to Wu Zhou immediately to hold the ceremony of apprenticeship, or hold a simple one here first?"

   Mu Lichen asked, and after finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "Is it too hasty, or... think again."

   "It doesn't matter, my suzerain was even more hasty when I was apprenticed..."

  Lu Bei glanced at Mu Lichen resentfully: "My cheap master grabbed him casually when he was accepting apprentices. It was because I was the closest to him that I went astray and was tricked into the immortal way by him."

   Mu Lichen: "..."

   Mo Buxiu is indeed his most proud closed-door disciple, and he caught a rare talent like Lu Bei with just a single grab.

  Lu Bei waved his hand: "And it's just a registered disciple. Let's go for a couple of days to see his performance. If he doesn't work, just silence him. The life of the suzerain cannot be stained in the slightest."

  There is no rush for the apprenticeship ceremony, he is only familiar with Xiao Fengxian, the specific character needs to be investigated, how can he just accept it, let's make a name as a registered disciple first.

Moreover, he accepted Xiaofengxian to advertise, to make a name for Jiuzhushan and Tianjianzong during the qualifying competition, and to attract more leeks to enter the garden. It is absolutely impossible to inherit a body of martial arts of.

  He is cheap, and he can't cheap players!

  On the other side, Zhan Lexian and Zhan Hongqu surrounded Mengxin, instilling the basic common sense of Tianjianzong. One sang the red face and the other sang the bad face, which confused Mengxin who had just arrived.

   She didn't talk much, but it also made Xiao Fengxian realize suddenly. No wonder she felt that she had seen Lu Bei's name somewhere. It turned out to be the head of Wu Zhou's strongest novice village.

   If I remember correctly, this person nicknamed Principal Gao, how did he suddenly become the suzerain of the Heavenly Sword Sect?

  Xiao Fengxian didn't know why, he only thought that there were too many posts on the forum, and he rarely paid attention to countries other than Xuanlong.

   Just returned to the single room in such a daze, sat on the cloud bed without taking off the number, looking forward to the bright future, couldn't bear the secret joy of being next to the little boy, opened the forum and edited a small composition.

  Title: My Sovereign Master.

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   Ask for a monthly pass at the third watch.

   It's five hundred chapters, let's celebrate by throwing flowers.

  

  (end of this chapter)