Chapter 526 She is simply not human

  Lu Bei talked about the beautiful and beautiful Princess Ji, and complained that the old Zhu's family was not honest, and he didn't say anything about the gifts they gave him, and he returned them directly.

   "Princess, how nice..."

He looked up and dreamed about the level of beauty and beauty, then looked down at Zhu Qilan, and said aggrievedly: "Cousin, what do the elders in your family mean? People, actually made the decision for me without even asking."

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   "If you have the ability to return Xuanlong's white hair, you will bully an honest person like me if you bully the weak and fear the hard, bully the good and fear the evil."

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"Cousin, don't stare. I'm not greedy for Princess Qi Yan's beauty. I'm a man of principles. As a man, I should be down-to-earth and seek truth from facts. It doesn't matter if you succeed or not. At least you have to try it. Letting the princess go back home is not in vain of Qi Yan's sincerity."

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   "And Sister Yu, what do you think the dowry maid of Princess Qi Yan looks like? Is it beautiful? Is there a lot of people? Are there seventeen or eight?"

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   Offended the two beauties with just a few words, butler Yu was so angry that he pinched Lu Bei's shoulder hard. Zhu Qilan sneered again and again, and told the butler not to pet the dog. He dug a hole in the backyard wall and quickly sent the dog things out.

  Lu Bei laughed loudly, pulled Steward Yu behind him, gave her a long leg, and embraced the two beauties from left to right, beaming with joy.

   "Jie Jie Jie, I just like to see you angry, it shows that you have me in your heart."

   "Hmph, no more from now on."

Zhu Qilan was overwhelmed with anger and couldn't free Lu Bei's arm, so he ordered, "Bai Yu, draw this face and stick it outside the gate of the mansion, so that the Ding family will keep their eyes wide open, and they will never be allowed to see this face in the future." Let them go and beat them out with sticks."

   "Okay, Your Highness." Steward Yu agreed with the enemy, nodding repeatedly in agreement.

   Lu Bei was still twitching, smiling like a winner in his life.

   Seeing that he was thick-skinned, he was not ashamed but proud, Zhu Qilan stretched out his hand and twisted his waist several times: "Princess Ji's family is so good, what are you still doing in Wu Zhou, go to Qi Yan and forget it."

   "Leave tonight."

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   It's more irritating than life, the formula remains the same, it's still the original taste.

  The more Zhu Qilan thought about it, the more angry he became. The key point was that he didn't even have a sweet word. He looked at Lu Bei coldly and opened his mouth...

   "Uuuuh..."

   Then there was no more, the flirting ended, and in line with the principle of a bowl of water, Lu Bei shared some sweetness with Steward Yu.

  …

   Time flies, and the sun sets in the west.

  The outside of the Changming Mansion gradually became quiet.

  Lu Bei sat at the desk, while reading the letter from the imperial brother of the capital, while tasting the porridge.

  The eight delicacies of water, land and water come from all corners of the country. The young heroes made offerings and spent a lot of thought to please the eldest princess. There are rare treasures from the Eastern Sea of ​​Xiongchu, and the precious mountains in the north of Xuanlong, all of which are full of aura, and are the most top-level ingredients. Even senior monks who have long been bigu, eating a bowl is quite beneficial.

  Originally, the Changming Mansion only collected money and cultivation resources, and the more natural materials and earth treasures, the better. Later, Steward Yu came forward and said that His Royal Highness the Princess wanted to taste the delicious food from all over the world, and then the licking dogs began to work hard.

  Although all the good things went into Lu Bei's stomach, don't be sad to lick the dog. This bowl of Eight Immortals porridge was cooked by Zhu Qilan himself. They provided the ingredients and participated as Anonymous.

  Of course, top-notch ingredients often only require the simplest cooking, so you can't expect Zhu Qilan's cooking skills to be very good.

   Steward Yu stood behind Lu Bei, beating his shoulders with small fists, while Zhu Qilan sat on Lu Bei's lap, holding a porcelain bowl in one hand, and bringing a spoon to his mouth with the other.

   While Lu Bei enjoys it silently, he does not forget to despise the feudal cancer. Seeing that the letters in the letter are full of praise for him, he secretly thinks that this brother-in-law is good at dealing with him, and he is relentless in giving assists. Loyalty to the monarch +1, +1, and it continues to grow.

   "You have a good relationship with Emperor Xuanlong?"

  After feeding a bowl of Eight Immortals porridge, Zhu Qilan put down the porcelain bowl and asked curiously.

   "Generally, it is not so exaggerated in the letter."

  Lu Bei shook his head slightly: "For example, sleeping on your feet, making you a confidant, and almost becoming a brother. This sentence is obviously nonsense. Emperor Xuanlong is not a beauty. I have no reason to sleep in the same bed with him."

  What a wonderful person, but unfortunately he has a mouth.

  Zhu Qilan gave Lu Bei a blank look, and told him to speak up, and not to tease the king of a country.

  Lu Bei nodded, took out the Demon Slaying Sword and put it in Zhu Qilan's hand. The latter played with it for a while, wiped the edge with his fingertips, and said in amazement: "Is this sword the Xuanlong Zhao Family's Demon Slaying Sword?"

   "As expected of you, the tutor is really good, I recognized it at a glance."

Lu Bei gave a thumbs up, don't look at the old Zhu's family, this is not good, that is not good, in terms of height and appearance, the average is not as tall as the Xiongchu Gu family's tall luxury car, in terms of imperial majesty, it was thrown out dozens of streets by the Xuanlong Zhao family, But he is very concerned about the education of the younger generation.

  Taking Zhu Qilan as an example, she can recognize the Xuanzhu Bow, Zixiao Pagoda, and Demon Slaying Sword that Lu Bei bought, the royal treasures of these neighboring countries.

   "Mr. Taifu taught well."

Zhu Qilan shook his head slightly, returned the Demon Slaying Sword to Lu Bei, and said worriedly: "Xuanlong can even give you the Demon Slaying Sword, and even sent a beauty with the blood of the Zhao family to Yuezhou. You must win."

"Indeed, the sister of the Zhao family is beautiful and temperamental, she dances gracefully, has a graceful melody, and is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. She is a rare beauty." Lu Bei replied truthfully. After speaking, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhu Qilan, quietly Wait for the other party to overturn the vinegar jar.

  How do you know that she dances gracefully and has a graceful melody? Say, what have you been doing outside behind my back?

  Zhu Qilan was on the verge of speaking, seeing Lu Bei's playful smile, he snorted coldly, and turned his head to look to the side.

  Lu Bei smiled, stopped teasing her, and talked about his experience in Xuanlong this month.

  To prevent Zhu Qilan from thinking too much, he also kindly deleted the scene of chopping the red song, and established an image of a suzerain who is away from home, clean and self-sufficient, and by the way stabilized the character who is not close to women.

Hearing that Lu Bei must win every battle, he rejected more than a dozen white hairs in a row, and even got Zhao Wuyou drunk, admiring the drinking madness, Zhu Qilan smiled like a flower, and complained: "Such a delicate beauty has a miserable life experience. Make people cry, but you make fun of them, do you still have a conscience?"

   "That's right, it hurts when I hear it."

   Steward Yu nodded repeatedly, accusing the master of being cold-hearted.

  Lu Bei rolled his eyes, vaguely remembering where he had heard similar words, thought about it, and suddenly realized that Zhan Hongqu said the same thing at the time.

   Tsk, woman.

  A moment later, Lu Bei roughly explained the whole process, and Zhu Qilan was both proud and disappointed when he heard it.

The pride is that I have a good vision. When I was cleaning the monks of the Demon Sect in Donghe County, I immediately fell in love with Lu Bei as a good dog. Although the taste changed later, and the vicious dog came to power with the appearance of a wolf and madness, but this is not her vision. good proof.

   It's easy to lose, she has to be strong, and Lu Bei's unreasonable aptitude put a lot of pressure on her.

   "By the way, the last time you went to Guanzhou, did you see Mr. Taifu, how is she doing?" Zhu Qilan was quite concerned.

   "..."

   No matter what, she called me daddy when she opened her mouth. If I disagreed, she would cry.

   It was hard to bring up the white-eyed wolf. Who would have thought that this rebellious son was so audacious that his filial piety deteriorated. On a dark and stormy night, he stretched out his poisonous hands to my father and me.

   "Ask you something!"

   "It's not good, that old lady is so weak..."

  Zhu Qilan raised his hand to cover Lu Bei, blocked his complaints, and said with a serious face: "Don't say that, sir, you should... You should also call her sir in the future."

  I'm afraid it will be difficult. She asked me ten times a night, and calling her Mr., wouldn't it be a loss of seniority for nothing.

   Hey, so exciting, isn't it!

   Lu Bei's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of some bad idea, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a hearty smile, which made him feel uneasy.

  Zhu Qilan saw a stomach full of bad water rolling around, and said angrily: "Don't try to do bad things, sir, she is very good."

"you sure?"

   Lu Bei frowned, and said something, pure father, Zhu Qilan's fan filter is too serious.

   "At least, Mr. treats me very well."

  Zhu Qilan said dryly, the Taifu's bad reputation is half of the reason for Huangjizong's splashing of black water, and half of the reason is her own. The murderous and demonic nature is not ordinary.

  She didn't need to ask, Zhu Baiyu could figure out what happened at that time with Zhu Baiyu's brain. Because of Lu Bei's cheap talk, he offended the Grand Tutor.

  Zhu Qilan has a headache and closes her eyes. When she returns to the capital at the end of the year, she will definitely go to the Taifu's residence to pay her respects. Do you want to bring Lu Bei with you?

  If you don’t bring it, it seems that you don’t respect the Taifu. If you bring it, it’s even worse. If the two of them disagree and fight, how should she deal with herself?

  Bringing a dead person home, why is it so difficult!

   "She treats you well, but doesn't treat me very well. Cousin, you don't know, she... she is simply inhuman, and almost killed me that night."

  Lu Bei spoke bitterly, thinking of the sad part, his waist ached, he shook his head and said, "Forget it, let's not mention her, let's get down to business."

   "Double cultivation?"

   "Hey, you guessed this?" Lu Bei asked in surprise.

   "Otherwise, Sect Master Lu is a very busy person, and he finally found time to come to Changming Mansion. What else can he do besides practicing? You can't talk about romance with me?" Zhu Qilan said quietly.

  The corners of Lu Bei's eyes twitched. He was really angry. He noticed that the fingers on his shoulders were squeezed a few times, and he immediately asked for warmth and sent a bunch of sweet words. He patted his chest and promised that he would stay in Changming Mansion from today onwards, and he would never leave.

   After finishing speaking, a princess hugged the eldest princess in front of her, and turned to look at Butler Yu: "What are you still doing in a daze, where is my bedroom, which is His Highness's boudoir, and quickly open the way."

  Butler Yu covered her mouth with a smile, and led Lu Bei the way with her long skirt. Maybe it was because the house, which was not worth a billion dollars, was too big. She lost her way while walking, and led Lu Bei to the bathroom.

   "No wonder Your Highness spends two or three days in the water. If you dare, this is the boudoir." Lu Bei suddenly realized, and with the assistance of Butler Yu, he helped the eldest princess take off her clothes and take a bath.

  Zhu Qilan: "..."

   This dowry is being spoiled by the master, and she is acting more and more arrogantly. It's time to find some shoes for her to wear.

  (end of this chapter)