Cultivation Is Like This
v1 Chapter 593: you smell like powder
Chapter 593 You smell like powder
Juxian Accord is the property of Hu Er, rounded up, infinitely equal to the property of Hu San and Hu Si. When they come here, it is like going back to their own home.
On the first floor, several handsome musicians plucked the strings with their bare hands, playing the zither in harmony.
In the center of the dance floor, a woman in palace attire is holding a pipa and flying into the sky, her shoulders are shaved into a waist, her muscles are like orchids, her body is as light as a swallow, and her body is as soft as a cloud.
During the dance, the light clouds move slowly, and the kilt around the waist slowly turns.
The clothes, which are not too many, are light and thin, and the shoulders and back are as warm as jade.
On the viewing platform on the second floor, the brothers of the Fox family sat around each other. Hu San changed into his original appearance, holding a fragrant folding fan, and pointed at the woman on the dance floor: "Second brother, how is this woman?"
With such a beautiful back, it would be a pity not to pull out a cupping pot.
Lu Bei replied in his heart, staring at Hu San and said truthfully: "The rough tea and light food don't make me feel bad."
"Second brother's vision is too high, she is the number one brand of Juxian Accord, and she has made money for our family in the past two years." Hu San was quite dissatisfied with Lu Bei's reply, mainly because the women in palace costumes who performed the dance were dissatisfied.
The girl's stage name is Lavender, which is different from Lavender. She is a popular and top-notch girl in Juxian Accord. She is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
As long as you talk to the big brother who is refreshed every day, you can make a lot of money every day.
"It's not that my vision is high, brother, but that my vision has broadened, and I can't lower it even if I want to."
Lu Bei sighed, and said melancholy: "There is no one else here, so I will tell you the truth. I was a guest in Xuanlong before, and the wine was accompanied by Emperor Xuanlong, and the dance was performed by the princess of the Zhao family. Bai Mao is also knowledgeable. Proficient in everything, this is where you are, he is at the stage of integration."
Damn it, he pretended it again!
Hu San gritted his teeth for a while. He had heard about the Baimao of the Zhao family. Xuanlong chased after him and packed them to Yuezhou. The palace was built opposite Tianjianzong.
The good name is a diplomat, but in fact, he is really a diplomat.
Hu San refused to accept it, clapped his hands to tell Xunyi to stop jumping, and went upstairs to have fun with their brothers.
A moment later, Xunyi changed into her clothes, moved to the wine table on the second floor, and sat between the two brothers.
Hu San skillfully squeezed his left hand, and Lu Bei imitated his example by squeezing his right hand. One chatted and the other looked at palmistry.
Lavender: "…"
If someone else came up, she would have slapped her with a slap, but the two young bosses couldn't do it, one was the lord of the Heavenly Sword Sect, and the other was the elder brother of the lord of the Heavenly Sword Sect.
Life is not easy, love what you do.
Hu San squeezed his top-ranking little hands and asked, "Second brother, do you have any schedule for coming to the capital?"
"Brother, you know me. I have no other advantages. I stand out as a loyal and patriotic person. I will do what others say. I am obedient and responsible." Lu Bei grabbed the catkin and put it under his nose to sniff.
It is fragrant, but it is not a vixen, nor is it a rouge powder. It should be a unique constitution.
No wonder the stage name is Xunyi, it turned out to be the meaning, as innocent as him, I really thought it was impossible to be careless.
"My virtuous brother is talking nonsense again, why don't you know what kind of temperament you are as a brother, if you don't do things that are not beneficial, who can order you?"
Hu San sneered, and then said: "Wandering around the streets in broad daylight, you won't be afraid of your majesty in the imperial city waiting."
"Hurry up, what can I do? As soon as I entered the capital, I went straight to the imperial city without touching the ground. Where is the face of Tianjianzong? If Huangjizong knows about it, it's time to spread gossip behind my back. "
"Hey hey hey."
Hu San waved his hand and spread out his folding fan. As expected of his second brother, his mind is still so clear, he was too worried about being blocked in the street today.
"By the way, two..."
Boom!
The closed door was violently kicked open, and a group of imperial guards poured in. The leader, Zhu Qilan, stared viciously at the second floor with a pale face.
Lu Bei let go of Dingliu's little hand without saying a word, pushed him into Hu San's arms, and then ate and drank, killing the cup and plate in a few breaths.
boom! boom! boom--
Zhu Qilan walked up to the second floor one step at a time, stood behind Lu Bei, pressed the handle of the knife with his hand, and looked at the nape of the little boy's neck with unkind eyes.
"This is the younger brother and sister. As the virtuous brother said, she is gentle and gentle, a quiet woman with an orchid temperament."
Hu San grinned, and was about to pour some dirty water on Lu Bei's body again, when Zhu Qilan gave him a cold stare, and instantly died down, lowering his head and holding up his top-notch little hands.
The fit period, I can't afford to mess with it.
"Hey, cousin, why are you here?"
Lu Bei turned his head in surprise, and said with greasy mouth: "It's just dinner time, let's sit down and eat together."
"It's time to go home for dinner."
Zhu Qilan snorted coldly, took out the white towel, wiped off the oil stains on the corners of Lu Bei's mouth, and dragged him away with his hand.
"Brother, younger brother is busy first, and I will make an appointment tomorrow."
"It's easy to say, brother will wait for you here tomorrow."
…
On the street, the Royal Forest Army lined up, surrounded by cars driving in the middle.
On both sides of the road, pedestrians stopped to watch, wondering what the purpose of the murderous battle was.
Soon, there was a rough-faced man who answered everyone's doubts. He was on the scene and witnessed with his own eyes that the eldest princess went to Juxian Yage to catch the adulterer and caught the unmarried son-in-law.
The scene was very chaotic, which can only be described as disheveled and full of bad deeds.
When it comes to gossip about the royal family, the passers-by immediately feel relieved, one spreads it to ten, ten spreads it to a hundred, and before the car arrives at the imperial city, gossip arrives first.
The head of the Tianjian Sect messed around in Juxian Yage, with a grand momentum and noise disturbing the people, which attracted the imperial forest army to surround it.
In the car, Zhu Qilan sat side by side next to Lu Bei, his nose moved slightly, and he frowned and said, "You smell like powder on your body, it smells bad."
"My big brother."
"He's holding a woman!"
"I put my arms around him."
"..."
Zhu Qilan was speechless, deeply overwhelmed by his shamelessness, and said instead: "If you don't want to come to the capital, then you don't have to. There's no need to follow me."
In the words, the dilemma is quite sad.
Looking at her gloomy expression, Lu Bei smiled and pulled her into his arms. He lowered his head and dabbed water on his forehead, and said slowly: "You don't need to be like this, cousin. There must be choices in life. Who made me like you!"
"If you say that, then I don't care..."
Zhu Qilan is buried on Lu Bei's shoulders. The royal family's children are too difficult. She didn't want to choose before, and there were a lot of troubles. Now that she has chosen, it is a lot of troubles.
After a while.
"You smell of powder on your body, it stinks to death."
——
The imperial city of the capital.
The majestic buildings stand tall, the phoenix flag flutters in the wind, the armor is bright and the halberds are shining, and there are three steps and one post and five steps and one post.
Driving into the city by car, you will find a vast landscape with staggered pavilions, terraces, pavilions and arches, carved beams and painted buildings, and walls of red pillars.
Not worth a million mentions.
The car stopped, and Lu Bei followed Zhu Qilan up the stairs and walked up the stairs. Looking in the distance, there was a thousand-year-old sacred tree, hidden in the mist of spiritual energy, and guessed that the entrance to the secret realm of the imperial city was located in the imperial garden.
Passing by the waterway that runs through the imperial city, he stepped onto the Baiyu Bridge, seeing scales looming in the mist, subconsciously stopped.
"What's wrong?"
"fish."
"..."
Zhu Qilan didn't understand why, so Lu Bei shrugged and said: "Last time in the holy land of the human race, I wanted to throw a few shots to catch all the arowanas in Tianji City, but your ancestors stopped me, and promised me to catch enough when I arrived in the imperial city." .”
"Another day."
"Another day?!"
Lu Bei's eyes widened: "It's true, I don't study much, cousin, don't lie to me, this is okay?"
"as long as you are happy."
When Zhu Xiushi was mentioned, Zhu Qilan was somewhat displeased, and urged Lu Bei to go to dinner first, and he could fish as much as he liked after dinner.
With Zhu Qilan’s words, Lu Bei gave up. It’s ashamed to say that some time ago, he watched the sky at night and learned a new technique of fishing without a teacher. He will no longer be afraid of the air force.
"Then what, there are not many people in there. It's the first time I see the elders, and I don't know what to do?" In front of the palace gate compound, Lu Bei felt a little anxious, and touched his handsome nostrils.
The acting skills were too exaggerated, and Zhu Qilan was speechless for a while: "It's very simple, just restrain yourself a bit."
"What about the emperor, what if he doesn't want to kneel?"
"You can see if you are in the Void Refining Realm, you are a monk at the integration stage..."
Zhu Qilan wanted to explain clearly, but when he thought that the identity of the dead person he had chosen was not simple, it was by no means comparable to an ordinary monk in the fusion period, so he said helplessly: "Stop making trouble, no one dares to embarrass you, come in with me!"
In the main hall, the decoration is gorgeous and not vulgar. Several calligraphy and paintings are all written by famous masters.
Because of the gossip, one step ahead, the retired emperor left with interest, and the large-scale viewing event was temporarily changed to a family banquet, leaving only Zhu Qilan's three close relatives.
The old emperor, the queen mother, and the current emperor.
Oh, there is also an old **** waiting by the side.
The old emperor Zhu Bangchun, with a pleasant appearance of a middle-aged man, looks gentle and elegant.
Lu Bei didn't know him very well, only that he traveled far away and brought back Tai Tuo and Hu Er.
The current emperor, Zhu Qiyou, is extraordinary in appearance, unspeakably extravagant, hairless on his mouth, and looks about twenty-seven or eighteen years old.
Lu Bei knew him a little bit, mainly in terms of painting skills, he was good at cooking and loves to play, so he turned the Yunpeng Wanli map into a chicken eating rice map.
Queen Mother...
Time has not left traces on her body. Her temples are graceful, her posture is elegant, her palace attire looks noble and vulgar, and her exquisite face is somewhat similar to Zhu Qilan. Although her appearance is young, her phoenix eyes are majestic, and her mature charm is far beyond.
Lu Bei knew nothing about her, only knew that it was Zhu Qilan's mother, out of respect for the elders, he glanced at her and didn't dare to look more.
Comments are even worse. What can I say, the general is willing to go through fire and water for the Cao family?
Laughing to death, he worships Erye Guan!
"Sect Master Lu, please be polite."
"I have seen Your Majesty, and... Your Majesty."
"Sovereign Lu is too polite, Chang Ming, you are not waiting for Sect Master Lu to sit down."
Several people sat down one by one, and the old **** was on the side. Because of the matter of Juxian Yage, although the scene was filled with chatter and laughter, the gap between them could not be resolved.
It's embarrassing if you can't get up or down.
Looking at Zhu Qilan's forced smile, Lu Bei frowned slightly, clenched his fist and coughed lightly twice, got up and picked up the wine glass: "My son-in-law, Lu Bei, pay a visit to his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and I'm willing to take the wrong one as punishment."
After speaking, he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.
There was a silence in the field, Zhu Qilan's eyes were like warm water, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and he lowered his head to fill a glass for the dead man beside him.
Zhu Bangchun was taken aback for a moment, looked at Zhu Qilan, then at Lu Bei, and drank the wine with the Queen Mother.
"Good wine!"
"Good son-in-law!"
Zhu Bangchun clapped his hands and cheered. The Empress Dowager looked at Lu Bei more and more softly. There were no other identities on the wine table, and the atmosphere slowly became lively.
Zhu Qiyou was no longer in the atmosphere. Seeing Sister Huang sitting next to Lu Bei obediently, with a contented appearance of marrying a dog and following the dog, with joy written all over her face, she felt that the sky was falling.
It was a fluke before, but this time it really collapsed.
"Brother, don't patronize and smirk, come, go with brother-in-law."
"..."
(end of this chapter)