Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 597: I wish my mother an early birth to a pre

  Chapter 597 Wishing Mother an Early Childbirth

   "Thank you, godmother, for your kindness, but twisted melons are not sweet, this time I will listen to elder brother."

   Joining forces with Hu Er is not a question of whether the Taifu will have children, but a question of how many will be born. However, this girl is not a good stubble. Dual cultivation is okay, but dual cultivation is not good. It is good for everyone to keep a certain distance.

   "My dear brother!"

  Hu San jumped up on the spot, hugged Lu Bei so excited that he was incoherent, and slapped him on the back.

   "Go away, I've said it's none of your business."

  Hu Er slapped Hu San with a backhand, the blue giant claws clasped Hu San, and threw his hands aside.

   "Good boy, you speak from your conscience, do you hate the Tai Tuo, or hate him?"

  Mr. Hu Er is destructive and tireless, trying to guide Lu Bei to take the initiative to attack. After all, the guy who handles things grows on him, and if he doesn't participate, no matter how good the plan is, it will be empty talk.

The familiar scene, Le Ziren also used this aggressive method. Lu Bei learned a lot from a trap, and he didn't follow this trick at all. He threw Wang Zha directly, and said with a meaningful smile: "I don't know if the grand master hates the child. But she was very cute when she was a child, and she could cry for a long time when she was punched."

   "When I was a child?" Hu Er was taken aback when he heard this.

   "My mother doesn't know?"

  Lu Bei was amazed, and said happily, "Zhu Xiushi didn't tell you, I thought I dared to say anything, and she would admit to being cowardly even if I dared to love her."

  After speaking, he smiled and took out a jade slip from his bosom.

   "For those who celebrate the new year, there is no gift for the godmother. A small heart is not a respect. I wish the godmother will always smile."

  It records the dark history of the Taifu. He has not been reported to the public so far. After all, he is a ruthless Taifu.

   "It's so mysterious, I want to see for my mother, what is it..."

   "Eh? Eh! Eh—"

  Hu Er took the jade slip, his spiritual sense sank into it, his expression changed from curiosity to shock, and finally to ecstasy.

   "Wonderful! Wonderful!"

   "Jie Jie Jie Jie——"

  Hearty laughter echoed over the garden, scaring the little foxes to run away.

   "Baby also wish mother an early baby!"

  Hu Sanxiao opened his mouth often, and went to his old mother: "I knew that the second brother was the best at drinking ecstasy soup, mother, show me what it is, and I almost laughed away."

   Not surprisingly, Hu Er slapped him to the side again.

   "Do you have the right to meddle in matters between elders!"

Hu Er glared at Bai Quan angrily, got up and came to Lu Bei's side, and put his arms around his godson: "My good boy, I am very satisfied with this gift, I thought the Tai Tuo would send me a gift if you gave me a hand." I never imagined that you are more ruthless than me, and you have been promoted by my mother for two generations."

   "Don't be like this, mother-in-law, your filial piety will deteriorate." Lu Bei was under heavy pressure, and he was very powerless to complain.

  The vixen is amazingly charming, he tells the truth, and only asks the other party to restrain himself in the future.

   "It's okay, your elder brother will be on top."

  Hu Er clenched the jade slips tightly, Qingcheng's charming face remained undiminished, the more he looked at his godson, the happier he became, and he rubbed his head hard a few times.

   Rubbed, somewhat regretful in my heart.

   Lu Bei is too fast!

  If she had come to the capital to pay New Year's greetings last year, she would have used some tricks to lock her two sons in a room, and then poured in the secret medicine that would fascinate her, and she would definitely have a lot of fun.

  Not now, Lu Bei changes day by day, growing at an astonishing speed. She has no idea, so she can only take advantage of her status as an elder.

   "Good boy, tell Wei Niang the truth, is there only one jade slip?"

   "The godmother is resourceful and has great wisdom, my child really can't hide this trick from you..."

  Lu Bei flattered with a few words, struggled twice to forcefully break the seal, took out two jade slips from his bosom, and handed them over: "There are three in total, all of which are given to the godmother, any more will be gone."

   "Really gone?" Hu Er asked suspiciously.

   "How dare you talk nonsense in front of my mother, and I'm not a big brother, and I'm thinking about having a banquet all day long." Lu Bei shrugged, and had more than ten pieces in stock, but he couldn't give all of them to Hu Er, and he wanted to keep some as a handle.

  Maybe it will come in handy someday.

   "Three is three, enough."

  Hu held three jade slips in his second hand, his divine sense sank into them, he smiled prettily, and grabbed Lu Bei next to him with his backhand.

   Did not catch.

   "Tsk, the child has grown up and thinks the mother is ugly."

   "It's good that mother knows."

   "Second brother is right."

  Boom!

  Hu San begged for the hammer, because it was not important, Lu Bei didn't feel bad, and continued the original topic: "Mother, when are you going to cross the catastrophe?"

   "Don't worry, to regain freedom for my mother, I want to rest for another two days."

  Holding the jade slips, Hu Er seemed to have thought of something happy, and said excitedly: "The Taifu's palace is in a secret place, Xiaobei, prepare yourself, and accompany Wei Niang to visit."

   "Uh, the baby is not feeling well, can you not go?"

   "That's right, you are an elder after all, you should let the Tai Tuo come to see you."

   "..."

  Finally, Lu Bei agreed to go to Tai Tuo's residence with Hu Er to find fault.

   But before that, he still has two captives to deal with.

   "Mother, can you recognize this thing?"

  Lu Bei took out a picture scroll, the magic weapon was broken, and the brand of Yuanshen was in jeopardy. It came from the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan.

  Hu Er took it with a frown, recognized the brand of Yuanshen, and immediately let out a little surprise.

   "This demon's name is Yanhua, can mother recognize it?"

   "Looks like deja vu, maybe we know each other."

  Hu Erdai frowned, paused, and said, "Where is she, my mother wants to see her."

  Lu Bei straightened his face, and said solemnly: "Not only her, but also..."

   "Speak from another place."

  …

  The dark dungeon is gloomy.

  Lu Bei followed Hu Er and saw him waving his hand to lay down a talisman barrier. He spoke quickly and explained the origin of the two nine-tailed fox captives.

   There was another one that was wanted by the elders of the Holy Land. It was said that it was an undercover agent of the human race. The messy relationship made Lu Bei puzzled, so he simply said it together.

  Hu Er was not interested in the undercover agents hiding in the Nine-Tailed Fox, so he only asked about the situation of the two monsters, Xiehua and Xisi, and followed Lu Bei into the black and white portal, into the small black room.

   "This magic weapon is not bad in quality, and it can be used for dual cultivation without any disadvantage. If I guess correctly, the Taifu was robbed here, right?"

   "It's the other way around, I was the one who was robbed."

   "Let's talk about it in detail, how did she spoil you, I will give you justice for my mother."

  Huer's eyes lit up. Wu Zhou didn't have many people who could make her suffer. The Taifu was one of them. The main reason was that same-sex repelled each other.

  The more the better.

  Lu Bei was too lazy to talk, the black and white swimming fish turned, and the rattling chains sounded, and two nine-tailed foxes were lifted.

  The clothes are torn, and the shawl is loose, which looks like a mess.

Because of the suppression of the Shuangxuan Baotu, Yuhua and Yusi are in extremely poor condition, and they are now in a sealed state, similar to the former Xin Zunjun, who can't see any serious problems on the surface, but in fact, the soul has been severely injured, and they can only be slaughtered .

   "Tsk tsk, what a magic weapon."

  Hu Er nodded again and again, turned to look at Lu Bei, and teased: "Such a handsome beauty, my mother was so moved by seeing it, no wonder you deceived others and raised them here."

   "Mother, stop making trouble, I'm just worried about killing one of my own people by mistake."

   "It's not my own, at least the two of them are not."

  Hu Er murmured, and then said: "You have a heart, my mother received two big gifts this year, one is more surprising than the other, I want to chat with her alone."

   Lu Bei nodded, and fled into the black and white portal.

  After leaving, the chains binding the two nine-tailed foxes were loosened, and the seal was released. The two demons were able to breathe.

   Into the eyes, the second fox hugged his shoulders and was blowing on his nails.

   "Hey, the two beauties are awake!"

   Lu Bei stood next door, looking forward to a good show. In all fairness, if you only look at the beginning, the tea-like Hu Er is not a good girl no matter what.

   Oh, not all the time, that's fine.

   "Who are you?"

  姽Si asked suspiciously, sensing Hu Er's active release, said coldly: "So that's the case. No wonder the Holy Land of the human race knew about our plan in advance. It turns out that the traitors were all removed from the clan."

   "Don't frame the good demon, I have been away from the kingdom of ten thousand demons for a long time."

  Hu Er said with a cold smile, and stepped in front of Xi Si, his eyes were condescending, his blue giant claws protruded, and he tightly clasped him.

   "I ask you to answer."

   "Respect."

  姽Si's eyes were lifeless, and she nodded her head in a murmur. The soul is under the control of others, allowing Hu Er to do whatever he wants.

   "Nine-tailed fox, who is in power now?"

   "姽妼."

   "Where's the Mai family?" Hu Er narrowed his eyes slightly, and a ruthless look flashed in his eyes.

   "Exile them all."

   "..."

  Hu Er was silent. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "What is your cultivation level now, and have you obtained the blood of His Majesty the Demon Emperor?"

   "No, not sure."

   Speaking of the Demon Emperor, Ji Si's facial features were deformed, and she seemed to be enduring great pain, so that her speech was a bit intermittent.

   "Think about it again, where did you go?"

   "No...don't know..."

  姽Si hissed hoarsely, and moaned a few times in pain, Yuanshen fell into a deep sleep, bowed his head and was silent.

Hu Er threw it down with a wave of his hand, and the blue giant claws clasped it in his hand. The latter's expression changed drastically, and he said in shock: "These fox eyes, you are from the blood of the Mao family, aren't you exiled to the wilderness?" , why..."

   Halfway through the conversation, Yuanshen was restrained by Hu Er, and entered the question-and-answer session obediently.

  Same as Ye Si, Ye Hua didn't know much about the current patriarch, and the bloodline of the Demon Emperor that Hu Er was most concerned about was completely unknown. Facing Hu Er's forceful questioning, he had a headache like a needle and passed out with a scream.

   "姽妼..."

  Hu Er's face was cloudy and unclear, and the blue giant claws held the scorpion in front of him. The secret technique was activated, and the phantom of the nine-tailed fox appeared behind him.

  I saw her pursing her thin lips lightly, and taking a breath slowly, azure blue light emerged from her body, blending into the phantom of the nine-tailed fox.

  Hu Er seemed to have received some great tonic, his facial features were soft and he slowly enjoyed it.

  A moment later, Yanhua's eyes were gray and white, her saliva dripped uncontrollably, and her frail body twitched occasionally, which fit the scene perfectly with the painting style of the small black room.

  Hu Er did the same thing, took the concubine Si as the furnace, calmly reaped the two daughters, and threw away the two spoiled medicine dregs.

  She groaned softly in her throat, stretched her waist comfortably, and raised her hand to tap the air: "Come out, the beauty is still alive, and she will be able to use it after a while."

   After a cup of tea, Lu Bei walked out with his head out, curiously said: "Mother, have you finished asking, brother is waiting impatiently."

  The acting skills are outstanding, but it doesn't conform to the character design, let alone logic, and it can't fool Hu Er at all.

  She didn't say anything, but just sighed: "Why, seeing my mother's method of picking a furnace, you think I'm not a good person?"

   "Mother was joking, you are just as inhuman as big brother."

  Lu Bei pointed out the mistake, then pointed to himself with a thumbs up, and said proudly: "I am a human being, so I have the right to call myself not a good person."

  Hu Er chuckled, raised his hand to beckon Lu Bei, saw him take a step back, and said helplessly: "Don't worry, this method of collecting mending furnace can only deal with the same clan, you are not a fox, I can't eat you for my mother."

   "No, I'm afraid that my mother will touch you with your hands."

   "Okay, okay, I promise you, I won't tease you in the future."

  Hu Er smiled sweetly: "You may not be a good person, but in my eyes, you are a good boy, much more filial than your useless elder brother."

   "Then mother, do you still want these two foxes?"

   "No more."

   "That's good, the children don't want to see the beauties suffer, the long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain, so let's send them on the road."

  (end of this chapter)