Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 67: Have a trick

  Chapter 67 has a head

   "Come on, the master will touch your bones to see how your cultivation qualifications are."

  Holding Hu Ying who had crashed into his arms, Lu Bei first stroked her small chin, then touched her hands and legs, and finally turned over and stopped on her back.

   "Don't be afraid, keep your waist straight, the old master touched me like this when he led me in."

   "Hmm~"

   Hu Yan's face was flushed, and she stretched out her small chest, which was not too small. She was embarrassed, but felt that the hand of the head of the house seemed to have magical power, leaving a warm stream of heat every time it passed.

   Although annoying, she is not annoying.

   "Not bad, not bad, it's a good hanger to show clothes."

   "The head?"

   "A slip of the tongue, the leader praised you for having a good body of cultivation."

  At the door, She Yan leaned against the door frame with her arms folded over her shoulders, humming softly to express her disdain.

   As expected, the friend Lu Beikou said had a demon pet was himself.

   She Yan didn't take Lu Bei's seemingly groping behaviors, but in fact, to his hands and feet.

   This is not She Yan's intention to excuse Lu Bei, but a conclusion drawn from the facts and reasoning based on experience.

   In her opinion, although Lu Bei is full of shortcomings, he is mean, shameless, hypocritical and cunning... His bad deeds can be said for a day, but his lack of sexuality is indeed one of his few advantages.

  Personal experience, non-hearing, a few times of honesty, nothing happened, this alone is enough to prove.

   "That's right, the aptitude is fine. I'll take you to fly with me when I find a suitable exercise for you."

   Lu Bei rubbed the hand on Hu Yan's head, and looked around: "Where are those little guys, where are they going crazy again?"

   "In the underground palace in the backyard, the younger sisters go to the clay figurines to roll around every day."

   "This problem...you don't have it?"

"without."

   Hu Yan shook his head, looked at She Yan curiously, and tugged at Lu Bei's sleeve: "Master, who is this sister?"

   "Don't talk nonsense, there is no big or small, Aunt Snake has already passed her sister's age, and it was almost the same when she shouted so thirty years ago." Lu Bei blamed.

   "She Yan, friend of your head, let's talk about our own business, just call me Sister She."

  She Yan said to Hu Yan with a smile, and then looked at Lu Bei with a cold face: "Practitioners don't judge seniority by age. If you call me Aunt Snake in the future, I will turn against you."

   "Okay, Aunt Snake."

   "..."

   "No problem, Aunt Snake."

   "..."

  She Yan broke his promise, instead of turning his face, he rolled his eyes to express his dissatisfaction.

  Cultivation of Immortals does not mention age, but only the realm of cultivation. Older age does not mean seniority.

  Take Wuzhou Zhu family and Huangjizong as examples. Everyone in the big family is related. When you go to work, you are the uncle and I am the nephew. When you go home, you are the son and I am the father.

  Similar situations abound. If the relationship is really complicated and can’t be straightened out, then we can talk about it separately.

   It is well-known common sense in the practice world, She Yan believes that Lu Bei must know that every time he talks about Aunt Snake, old woman, and seniority, it is just to anger her, and he is fooled when he is really angry.

   "Let's go, show the master to see what the new home has become."

"good."

   Hu Yan squinted his eyes and nodded, holding up his broad avenue robe to lead the way.

   Seeing the vixen walking up and down, Lu Bei was quite ashamed, no matter how hard it is for the child, he must buy some suitable clothes for him as soon as possible.

  As a man, it will inevitably be inconvenient for him, but fortunately, it is not a big problem. She Yan will be raised in Yuhuamen for a period of time, so it would be best to ask her to help.

  Thinking of this, Lu Bei frowned slightly: "Little Li, how long have you been in shape?"

   "It didn't take long..."

   Hu Yan frowned, and he didn't know much about it, so he explained the situation of the transformation.

  Two nights ago, she was probably ill. She lay on the bed and couldn't sleep anyway. She got up and looked out the window quietly...

  The moon is so round.

  Come back to your senses, shed the demon body, and transformed into a human appearance.

  Natural, silky, and not painful at all, but the sudden change of appearance surprised the other four little foxes.

  Turning into a human being, her mind was buzzing, feeling ashamed of being naked, she took out a Taoist robe from Lu Bei's room and put it on.

   "Just about the last two nights?"

   Lu Bei was heartbroken, only two nights away, but as long as he walked faster, he could catch up with his own fox spirit.

   Careless!

   There is no other meaning. Transformation is a major event in the life of demons. If you don't pay attention, you will regret it for the rest of your life. With him by your side, you can provide some guiding opinions when pinching your face.

  The more he thought about it, the more he regretted it. Lu Bei glared at She Yan. It was all her fault. If she hadn't been so soft along the way, she would definitely have caught up with the scene of Hu Yan's transformation.

  She Yan: "..."

   What disease did this person suffer from?

  …

   Hu Yan led the way, and Lu Bei walked around the Yuhua Gate. There were shops in the front yard, and there were two passages on the left and right.

  The passage on the left leads into the backyard. Several rooms are reserved for the master and disciples of the inner sect respectively, and the houses a little further away are used as guest rooms. The passage on the right passes through the alchemy room, device room, and the entrance of the underground palace in turn, and the peripheral area occupies the largest area.

  At the end of the road is the deep pool in the back mountain.

   Here, the Emei faction put a lot of thought into it.

On the blueprint of Lu Bei's name call, only a few sheds to shelter from wind and rain should be added as the air force training base. As a result, Ding Lei forced the doorman to erect two five-meter-high stone pillars. 'meaning.

  In order to complete the artistic conception and show that it is not nonsense, Ding Lei also asked the disciples of the Emei School to carry hundreds of carp up the mountain and release them in the deep pool.

   Fish don’t cost money.

  Free, sent.

  Master Ding has no other intentions. He just hopes that Lu Beida will realize that eating geese all day long is really boring. He is a person who has experienced it, and he knows that fish is the top of the table.

  Ding Lei expressed his kindness, and Lu Bei was deeply impressed. Without even thinking about it, he went straight to the Emei School, settled the final payment, and took the five geese away.

   Eat a whole goose feast today.

  Before he left, he left another purchase fund for Ding Lei. The alchemy room and equipment room can be seen at a glance. Please ask the Emei disciples to buy some hardware.

  In addition to this, there are fishing rods, cabinets and other furniture, all packaged to the Emei School.

  The stone table in the backyard, under the old tree.

  The four little foxes were still rolling in the mud, and Hu Yan felt that he and his sisters had no common language after being transformed, so he was depressed and licked the vegetables in the bowl.

  Seeing this, Lu Bei picked up a goose leg and put it in her bowl: "When you grow up, you should eat more meat. You can't just eat vegetables."

   "What should I do if I gain weight?"

   "The master also likes it even if he is fat."

  Lu Bei looked pleasant, and then pushed the vegetable plate in front of She Yan: "Protect eyesight, prevent high blood pressure, eat more vegetables, it is very good for your age."

  She Yan gradually got used to Lu Bei's sarcasm, and his own diet is relatively light, so he glanced blankly and didn't say anything.

   Lu Bei finished eating first, put down the bowl and chopsticks and looked at the two beauties on the left and right.

  Strictly speaking, Hu Yan’s figure and appearance strictly complied with the standard template of a vixen, with fashionable makeup and a beautiful appearance, which is easy for people to imagine and cannot sleep at night.

  It's a pity that temperament and appearance are seriously mismatched.

  Because there are no elders to lead the way, and they don't know how to use their own advantages, their behavior is natural and innocent, and they lack the self-consciousness of being a vixen. At best, he is ignorant of the world, but at worst, this vixen is dumbfounded and doesn't look very smart.

   "Hou Yan, give the head a smile."

"whee."

   Sure enough, he became even more dumbfounded when he laughed.

Lu Bei frowned into Sichuan characters. According to his expectation, the appearance of Hu Ying after transformation should follow the character. The figure and appearance of Tong Yanju, paired with the glamorous She Yan, the combination of vixen and snake spirit is enough to instantly kill all players. , As a result, this guy didn't play his cards according to the routine, and his overall deployment was disrupted when he changed his shape.

   Cute Yujie + Scorpion Yujie, is there any trick?

   Will there be any shortcomings?

   is missing, but there are still ideas.

   Lu Bei raised his hand and patted the table, deciding to do it.

  I will go to the tailor shop tomorrow and make a batch of clothes now. When I come back, the two of them will change the clothes, and he will personally review them.

  (end of this chapter)