Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 91: No tears without seeing the coffin

  Chapter 91 Don't cry without seeing the coffin

   "Look over there, what a beautiful beauty."

   "Laughing to death, I have never seen any beauties, who are more beautiful than our sisters in Sanqing Peak... Fuck me, so beautiful!"

   "Come on, he's a man with the same flat chest and back."

   "Nonsense, you tell me that this face is a man?"

   "One thing to say, it's better to be a man!"

   "I don't believe it, she is just a young lady, but she is a bit more flat."

   "Fine, I like this kind of cliff the most. Freehand rock climbing is very enjoyable."

   "Forgive me for disagreeing, but how can you gather people's hearts if you don't have big breasts?"

"Why don't you say that you are young, and the career line is a scam by the plastic surgery company. Brother, I have been there before, and I will tell you a hard truth in the workplace. Big **** do not equal career success. If you want to get promoted and raise your salary, you have to look at it. Staff."

   "Send the screenshot to the forum, brothers, I'm going to be popular."

   "Hush, keep your voice down, ta's evaluation is the same as the head's, it is extremely dangerous."

   "Die under the peony flower, do..."

  Hu San listened to the discussions in his ears, and looked at the tent in front of Yuhuamen with twitching eyes. The head of Lu was well-ruled, and after a month, the evil spirits of Yuhuamen were even stronger than before.

  Where did all these mental retardation come from? What does it mean to have a pill furnace in each hand, and what does it mean to have the alchemy on the tree?

   Also, what dialect is the chirping bird language? Why can't he understand some words?

"When you go out to meet a distinguished guest, please hurry up. You don't know. I look forward to the stars and the moon, so I've waited for you." Lu Bei walked out of the gate with a smile, raised his hand and greeted Hu San with an intimate shoulder went in.

  Hu San's face, as long as it appears in the forum, it will undoubtedly become popular.

   This traffic, he is determined.

  As for the players' guesses about Hu San's gender, and their guesses about Lu's orientation, these small issues are not important, let's talk about it first when it becomes popular.

   "My brother is very enthusiastic today, last time you..."

Hu San struggled twice, but couldn't get rid of the big hands on his shoulders. He was thinking of teasing a few words, but when he entered the door, he saw several tents, and said speechlessly, "Where are there so many crazy refugees? Is there a war in Zhushan?"

   "None, the world is peaceful."

  Lu Bei led Hu San to the backyard, with a meaningful smile on his face, and said in a low voice: "A group of people who are studying and learning, I saw that they had nowhere to go, so I kindly took them in."

  His smiling face is nothing to Hu San, who is used to his bad taste, but in the eyes of the players, there are many deep meanings that can be analyzed.

  Let me introduce to you, this is a bitch.

  My friend, very close kind.

  The boss of the head has returned home...

  Witnessing the two of them whispering to each other, the players silently put down the alchemy stoves they were holding, opened the forum together, uploaded screenshots and started pouring water.

  [Players on the whole network went crazy, I was shocked after watching it]

  【In-depth reveal, the village head of Xinshou Village casts down another monster】

  【The number one beauty in Kyushu, let me argue if you are not convinced】

  【Don’t dare to believe…

  …

  Backyard, the old place under the tree.

   Hu San sat at the stone table, enthusiastically waved his hands at She Yan, and got a look of 'wool in hand'.

   Self-defeating success.

  He took the teapot from Hu Di, looked at the four identical little fox demons, and was amazed: "Brother, it's you. If someone else claims that he didn't raise demon pets for fun, I promise to believe it."

   "You must be blind, Lu is not a womanizer, okay?"

   "Then I have to be careful, I can't give you an opportunity, tell me the truth, where do you get this resource..."

  Hu San teased a few words, seeing Lu Bei's impatient face, he put away his joking thoughts, took out the Qiankun bag from his arms and handed it over: "Fortunately, everything you want is in it."

   "Why is it a Qiankun bag? With so many treasures, I would definitely use a Qiankun ring to pack them up. Remember next time, don't do it again."

   Lu Bei took the Qiankun bag, checked it with joy, and was in a good mood. He slapped Hu San on the shoulder several times in a row: "After so much blood was released, how is our mother's health? Are your legs and feet still strong?"

   "Don't we, our mother, that's my mother, dear."

Hu San pushed Lu Bei's hand away in disgust, and cupped his hands in the direction of the capital in admiration: "Also, my mother cares about Qingren and then Qingcheng, her face is not old and the generation is overwhelmed by the country, I don't know how beautiful it is. Watch out for me turning against you!"

   "Pull it down, you didn't say that last time."

  Lu Bei curled his lips: "As soon as I heard that I had important information, I wanted to go back to the capital to bleed the old man at the top of my throat. I also said that whatever is enough is enough, I can't hold it back."

   "Slander, pure slander!"

  Hu San's eyes widened, he slapped the table angrily and got up, shaking his sleeves and was about to leave.

  After three steps, he failed to wait for the expected apology and obstruction. He looked back wonderingly, and saw Lu Bei crawling out from under the stone table, and carefully lifted the lid of the teapot.

"What are you doing?"

   "Uh, I'm wondering if my mother is hiding somewhere..."

  Lu Bei put down the lid of the teapot, looked around cautiously, and then said suspiciously: "You are too different from last time... I suspect her old man is nearby, otherwise you wouldn't be so cute."

   "Stop dreaming, my mother has so many things to do every day, how can I have time to come to Sanqing Peak, a place where no **** is done." Hu San sat back to his original position angrily.

  Lu Bei twitched his lips when he heard the words. There was no bird **** before, but it may not be the case in the future.

Sitting awkwardly for a while, Hu San saw Lu Bei clasping his hands and scratching his head, looking as if he was asking Jun Zili to see off his guests, sneered three times and said: "Brother, I went back to Beijing this time and did a spot check on the old background of the Iron Sword League. Guess what windfall I found?"

   "You are surprised, how could I guess."

   "Hmph, I don't shed tears when I don't see the coffin."

Hu San slammed on the table, pointed at Lu Bei with a sword, and scolded: "What a Lingxiao Sword Sect Lu Bei, what a remnant of a young gangster, you dare to pretend to be like me, if it wasn't for Mr. Hu... Xiaoye I am cautious, I was almost deceived by you fishing in troubled waters."

   Squeak!

  The window opened, and She Yan looked worriedly at the stone table.

   "What to look at, men do things, women avoid, they all disperse."

   With an order, the fox frightened the snake back.

  Following Lu Bei's loud shout, the windows closed in response, Hu Ying appeared from the corner, and quickly slipped away with the four younger sisters.

"That's it?"

Lu Bei snorted in disdain, and slapped an iron sword token on the table with his hands: "What's the big deal for me? It turns out that I found out the identity of the third generation disciple of my Lingxiao Sword Sect. Lord Qingwei didn't say it earlier, but said this token It was taken out earlier."

   "Tsk tsk, it's true!"

Hu San picked up the token, weighed it in his hand, raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't be angry, brother. I just can't get angry with you. You usually hide half of it, but you have no doubts about your patriotism. Otherwise, you will be angry." , I won’t bring everything you want.”

   "That's natural. If I'm disloyal to the king and patriotic, and don't trust my brother, can I shake off my family fortune?"

   "Hey hey --" x2

  The two looked at each other and smiled, Hu San put on a serious face, waved and sprinkled the sound-proof talisman: "Brother, tell me the truth, where did you get the information about the Iron Sword Alliance?"

  Lu Bei returned with a serious face, and said out of thin air: "To be honest, I have a friend who has a special source of information."

   "No friends, no one else here."

   "I should have it, but I still need it. In case my brother speaks out my name one day, I can live two more days if I keep my mouth shut." Lu Bei shrugged.

   "Don't worry, brother, this matter is known to God, you know me, and no one else..."

   "Then what is our mother?"

   "My mother!"

  Hu San emphasized again, then coughed lightly with his fists clenched, his face full of admiration: "In my heart, my mother is the sky."

   "Brother, it's too late. Even if her old man is really nearby, you don't have to act like this."

Lu Bei gave Hu San a disdainful look, and then assured him: "As for my plan, don't worry, bro, I'm just simply afraid of death, and I don't have the idea of ​​being a double spy. The Iron Sword Alliance won't last long, and I can't be free Looking for a way to die."

   "Is there nothing else?" Hu San smiled half-smile.

   "A little bit."

  Lu Bei pursed his lips: "I agree with Ling Xiao Jianzong's senior sister. No matter what happens in the future, my senior sister must be innocent."

Hu San stared at Lu Bei and looked back and forth. After pondering for a moment, he nodded and said, "It's just a senior sister, and it's not a big problem. Even if she is a remnant of a young gangster, I will be your master. Abandon her cultivation and raise her in a deep boudoir. Someone will come to trouble you."

   "There is also a senior brother, a well-behaved senior nephew, and another senior sister from a relative..."

   Seeing a turning point, Lu Bei resolutely hit the snake with a stick: "If possible, the family of the elder brother will also be saved, and the family of my nephew, they are all loyal to the emperor and patriotic..."

"stop!"

Hu San raised his hand to interrupt, shook his head and sneered: "According to what you said, the entire Lingxiao Sword Sect is innocent, and the Iron Sword League is also justifiable. Guotai Min'an doesn't have any young gangsters at all, so don't bother us." Let’s make a toast to the peace of the world!”

   "Indeed, it's not up to me to decide which is good and which is bad, who is right and who is evil." Lu Bei nodded in agreement.

   "It's not up to me!"

   "Really?"

   "The widow is sleeping, there is no one above, brother, I can't help."

   Hu San took a deep look at Lu Bei: "Brother, you are a smart person, just accept it when you see it, don't get too deep."

   "Don't worry, brother, I understand the truth. I will be satisfied if I can guarantee that my senior sister will be intact on the day of the incident." Lu Bei smiled.

   Hu San frowned, forgive him for judging people from a young age, Lu Bei would definitely not give up.

  Can cover up rebels...

  What can a Baodan Realm do, is it true that the little boy can eat the world?

   "By the way, brother, what does the capital say, when will the remnants of Qinggan be arrested?"

   Lu Bei changed the subject and said, "Let me tell you, so I'm mentally prepared."

"this…"

  Hu San said with a strange expression: "I'm afraid it won't work in the near future, so we have to take it easy."

"how do I say this?"

  Lu Bei added a cup of tea, and pushed it in front of Hu San: "Brother, tell me in detail, I don't really understand, shouldn't the sooner the better to catch the traitor?"

   "It stands to reason that this is the case. The longer the delay, the greater the risk of information leakage. It should be fatally struck with a thunderbolt."

Hu San wryly smiled and said: "But in fact, firstly, the Iron Sword Alliance is very powerful, and it is not clear whether Huangjizong has their undercover agents, and acting rashly will only scare the snake, and secondly, the collapse of the spiritual vein is actually beneficial, and the benefits are tempting. Do it as soon as possible."

"benefit?!"

  Lu Beiqi: "The collapse of the spiritual vein is a catastrophe. After a long time, the tragedy is almost irreversible. What good can it do?"

   "Because of the collapse of the spiritual vein, many hidden relics have appeared in the world, even secret realms. Obtaining a secret realm can make the background of the second-rate immortal sect almost equal to the first-rate. Who would give up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?" Hu San said helplessly.

   "Ah this..."

   There are reasons and evidence, and Lu Bei is powerless to refute.

   It only takes one breath to activate the trapping dragon formation, but it takes ten years for the spiritual vein to collapse and remain silent. Such a long time is enough for many people to sit back and watch with peace of mind, waiting for a big profit before standing up as the savior at the last moment.

  After what Hu San said, Lu Bei was a little skeptical, whether the trapping dragon formation had been discovered by Huang Jizong a long time ago, and because of the attractive benefits, he just kept it secret.

  Really speaking, the players who will be active in the Wu Zhou event in the future will be happy, and the start will be a peak period of banditry...rescue excavation.

  Lu Bei is also very happy, everything is back on track, and he has a sense of IQ superiority in planning. At least the public beta period is 180 days, and he can rest assured to cut leeks.

   "Brother, don't be too happy too early. It can be delayed for a while, but it can't be delayed for a lifetime. It involves the secret world, and some people can't sit still."

  Husan smiled slyly: "For example, the emperor's master, she is the descendant of Yunzhong Pavilion, if Liusu Mountain's misty secret realm appears because of falling into the dragon formation, Ling Xiao Jianzong will be razed to the ground by her overnight."

  Lu Bei: "..."

  Damn it, I almost forgot about this rich woman.

  (end of this chapter)