Cultivation Is Like This

v3 Chapter 838: Dad, **** hurts

  Chapter 838 Dad, **** hurts

   "Why, it's just a picture of the demon emperor, is it difficult?"

   Lu Bei raised his brows: "Don't feel embarrassed, we are brothers, if you are embarrassed, I will be embarrassed too."

   As he spoke, he weighed the jade slip again.

   Some monsters are still alive, but they have died at the social level, and have been reduced to jokes after dinner.

   What's more frightening is that both the society and the body will die, and after death, they will have a bad reputation for thousands of years.

   What's more frightening is that the son also followed.

   Suzaku is a respectable demon king, who bears the hope of the peacock clan, has great ambitions, and aims to be the demon emperor. He does not want to die worthless, and he does not want to be reduced to a laughing stock after death.

  So, under Lu Bei's speechless gaze, Suzaku readily handed over the map of the Demon Emperor.

  It's so easy, you kid won't cheat, right?

  Lu Bei didn't believe it, so he took the picture of the Demon Emperor, carefully opened a corner, and let Qinglong next to him inspect the goods.

   "Just take a look, don't use it, you'll startle the Demon Emperor, and you alone can't afford it." Lu Bei didn't give Qinglong a chance to touch the Demon Emperor's map, and asked you to inspect it in the air.

  Qinglong was extremely speechless, and the center of his eyebrows lit up with purple light. If there is no accident, the picture of the Demon Emperor is genuine and authentic.

   Portraits can be faked, but the will of the Demon Emperor cannot be faked. No one in the world has this ability.

   Here comes the question, it's so easy, Suzaku won't be cheating, right?

   Qinglong was dubious, and cast a questioning look at Suzaku: "The map of the demon emperor is very important, you will be so..."

   Halfway through the conversation, Qinglong realized that it was none of her business, whether the demon emperor map was true or not, whether there was another conspiracy, in the end it was Lu Bei who was unlucky, she just waited and watched the show.

   On Lu Bei's side, put away the Demon Emperor's Map and swallow it into his portable space. This thing is not a magic weapon, anyone can use it, but the Demon Emperor's will will not be controlled by anyone, use it at your own risk.

  Easy to get the map of the Demon Emperor, Lu Bei is a little bit unbelievable, it feels too fake, asks Qinglong's doubts, and suspects that Suzaku has another conspiracy.

   "This king is controlled by the two of you. I exchanged the Demon Emperor's Map for a way out. I had no choice but to do it. If Xuanwu doesn't believe it, I will return the Demon Emperor's Map." Suzaku sneered, mocking the two as cowardly.

   Lu Bei wasn't used to it, he slapped Jing Mu Yan's body so badly that Nidan screamed in a coma.

   Suzaku was furious, and rushed forward a few steps, but was hooked by Tu Yuan, and fell to the ground on the spot.

   "Jie Jie Jie Jie——" x3

   Lu Bei, Tu Yuan, and... Lu Xi.

  There is no Qinglong in the atmosphere. Her painting style is incompatible with the demon bosses.

  At the same time, he became more determined, and would rather hang himself than fall into Lu Bei's hands in the future.

  From a certain point of view, Suzaku is right, Xuanwu is really not human.

   Suzaku fell to the ground, clenched his fists loudly, wishing he could die with Xuanwu immediately, only to hear the jingling, and there was an extra jade slip in front of him.

  He held the jade slip tightly, looking at the bald buttocks shot at close range, he felt bad all over.

  

  You shoot as you please, why are you so close?

  Suzaku turned red with anger, crushed the jade slip with a snap, jumped three feet in place, glared at Lu Bei, and really wanted to ask if there were any other jade slips.

"besides."

  Lu Bei is an honest man with rich experience in filming. It is not uncommon to see this aggrieved face that hesitates to speak, and he decisively admits that there is a backup.

   "Xuanwu, don't deceive people too much, I have already given you the map of the Demon Emperor!" Suzaku said with red eyes.

   "You are not human, so how can you go so far as to deceive others?"

Lu Bei waved his hand, wondering: "It's you who gave it too fast, I haven't finished my request yet, but it's not too late to say it now, I don't blame you for being wronged, be honest, you saw it in the secret realm What treasures, the source of the peacock's blood, the magic weapon on his body... all handed over."

   "Then you might as well kill me."

   "Why, don't you dare to be my seat?"

   "..."

  After a long while, Suzaku stood aside panting heavily, his eyes were red and bloodshot, his body was full of evil spirits, his throat suppressed a roar, and he almost fell into madness.

   Abbreviated as impotent rage.

  The good news is that after paying a lot of money, he saved Nidan and exchanged for several backup jade slips.

  Thinking about it with a hairless ass, I know that Lu Bei still has jade slips in his hand, and this scandal will not pass.

Lu Bei giggled strangely, coughed for a while because of the pain, and then he recovered, he wiped away his tears: "No, I'm so happy that I didn't laugh to death, that's it for today, Suzaku, I still have a lot of people outside the refining domain. Heavenly Demon’s important task, I won’t send it far away, so let’s go.”

  You would be so kind?

   Suzaku didn't believe it, seeing that Lu Bei really wouldn't stop him, he rode on the well tree and was about to leave.

   "By the way, I'm free some other day. I will go to Wan Yao Kingdom to see you. Remember to prepare gifts, otherwise...hehe, you understand."

   "..."

   Suzaku gritted his teeth, today's shame must be paid back a hundredfold, if Xuanwu dared to go to Wan Yao Kingdom to find him, he had to be prepared to die.

   No, it would be too cheap to kill Xuanwu directly, and he would prepare 100,000 jade slips when he returned.

  …

  Let’s say that the peacock flies out of the secret realm, swaying colorful brilliance along the way, because the buttocks are hairless, and a lot of gorgeous tail feathers are missing. At first glance, it seems to be spraying colorful brilliance with its buttocks.

  Shameful, Suzaku couldn't move his face, so he slapped Jing Muyan's body, gently awakening the sleeping soul.

  Jing Muyan woke up from a coma, top-heavy and turned into a half-demon, his mind was in a mess, and it took him a while to see that the stranger in front of him was the dog father at home.

   "How is it? Does it matter if the injury is serious?"

"Well…"

   "Speak!" Suzaku wanted to express his concern, but the image of his strict father forced him to remain indifferent.

  Jing Muyan wanted to speak but stopped, wanted to stop and spoke again, and he hesitated for a while before saying: "Father, my **** hurts."

   "Heavenly Xuanwu, this matter must not be settled with him!"

   Suzaku was trembling with anger, Jing Muyan tilted his head and touched his butt, thinking of some possibility, his face turned pale immediately.

   Not good, no wonder the uncle is not interested in the glamorous banshee, it turned out to be a crooked way.

  Thinking of this, Jing Muyan widened his eyes and hurriedly said, "Father, does your **** hurt?"

   "It doesn't hurt."

   That's the pain.

  Jing Muyan's eyes were darkened, and he felt his world was spinning. The corners of his eyes were full of tears, and he talked about today's shame, vowing to die.

Seeing that Nidan raised his fighting spirit, Suzaku was relieved a lot, suppressed his anger and patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder: "Good boy, a momentary humiliation is nothing, just like being a father. In the past, he was still a bird monster, just like today I don’t know how many times I’ve suffered the humiliation, just remember, you are a good man of my Yaozu who is brave after you know your shame, and the father who can achieve today’s achievements is precisely because he is not afraid of failure.”

  Jing Muyan was dumbfounded, took two breaths of air-conditioning on the spot, Ababa Abba said: "Father, it turns out...you are so difficult."

"As long as you know."

  Suzakuyu patted Nidan on the shoulder earnestly: "Learn the lesson and practice hard. Your aptitude and understanding are far higher than being a father. In the future, your achievements will definitely surpass Xuanwu, and it will not be too late to take revenge by then."

  Jing Muyan blinked, and wondered: "Father, how did you get revenge?"

   "Return the body in the same way as others, and repay the other party a hundred times as much as others treat you as a father."

   "..."

   Is there a possibility that this revenge is not worth mentioning!

  Knowing that Suzaku is a ferocious and magnificent monster, Jing Muyan's three views are quite shocked, Aba Aba hesitated for a long time: "The future is too far away, is it possible... so cheap Xuanwu?"

   "Hmph, how could it be cheap? He took away his father's treasures, and some people come to him to settle accounts!" Suzaku gritted his teeth viciously.

  The picture of the demon emperor is the most precious treasure of the ten thousand demon kingdom, especially the few three or five self-portraits, which are the artifacts passed down by various ethnic groups to suppress luck, and their value is far from comparable to that of the demon king in the Mahayana period.

  In the early years, Suzaku stole the demon emperor map of the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, and the foxes have not heard of it.

  Nine-tailed foxes are not good people, they can suffer, but they will not have their teeth smashed and swallowed. In private, foxes often run around for the demon emperor.

  No one else knows, but Suzaku, who is very concerned about the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, knows in her heart that as long as she reveals a little bit of information, there will be a steady stream of vixens looking for troubles for Xuanwu.

  For the current plan, confirm Xuanwu's true identity as soon as possible and reveal it to the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan.

   Be more courageous, and directly publicize this matter in the Ten Thousand Monsters Kingdom. There are outsiders hiding the map of the Demon Emperor, and one emperor and eight kings will move after hearing the news, and countless monsters will come to Xuanwu.

   Wonderful!

  The corners of Suzaku's mouth curled up. The Demon Emperor's Picture is indeed a treasure, but if it comes from a wrong path, it is a felony.

  Nowadays, the situation in the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom is corrupt, and all races want to have one more hole card in their hands. Xuanwu holds the map of the Demon Emperor, and there is only one dead end.

"Hahaha--"

  Suzaku patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder, with a look of joyful retribution: "Don't be sad, my child. For today's matter, I have to thank Xuanwu for my father!"

  Iki Kan: (`Θ)

Thanks?

  You old and unashamed thing, are you still enjoying it? !

  ——

  Two peacocks stepped out in one step, and returned to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons.

   It took Lu Bei ten days to refine the three corpses into air, and still no magic soldiers fell.

  The moment he succeeded, Qinglong's figure faded and disappeared, running faster than Suzaku.

  Lu Bei only felt insulted, and Qinglong didn't go out to inquire about it. He, Lu, didn't date children, okay.

  [You killed the three corpses and gained 8 billion experience. After judging the opponent's level, the difference is greater than 20 levels, and you will be rewarded with 8 billion experience]

"not enough!"

   Every time the judgment of defeat and kill, Lu Bei felt that the personal panel made a difference in the price of the middleman, especially this time.

  The supernatural powers of the three corpses are extremely powerful, stronger than the four wastes and five poors in all directions, especially the last manifestation of the demon, the four wastes, five poors, and reincarnation three extraterritorial demons combined.

  The evaluation of a mere 8 billion is not worthy of the opponent's fifth place in the Tianmo Temple.

  When mentioning the devil's appearance, Lu Bei suddenly remembered a strange thing. If he remembered correctly, someone seemed to have tampered with the devil's appearance of the three corpses. The devil was not like a devil, and the Buddha was not like a Buddha.

   If I have to say it, against the devil and cultivate the Buddha, I have trained a defective product with four different appearances.

   Heavenly demons outside the territory also practice Buddhism?

  Lu Bei raised his eyebrows, professional Buddhist cultivator Gu Zongchen was still in his dream, and no one could solve his doubts, so he asked Tu Yuan with luck.

   "Yes, even demons can practice Buddhahood."

   Unsurprisingly, got a nonsense.

  Lu Bei patted his butt: "Let's go, it's over here, let's go back..."

  In the middle of the conversation, seeing Lu Xi secretly raised his ears, he changed his words decisively: "Back to the Yue Hehuan Sect, there must be a big war after a big battle, I want to find some beauties to have fun."

  (end of this chapter)