Cultivation Is Like This

v3 Chapter 966: Sir is a great talent, the students are

  Chapter 966 Mr. is a great talent, the students have been taught

  Before going to the Underworld, Lu Bei sent back the wings he carried with him. Except for the two palace masters Han Miaojun and Yan Xiaoshuang who stayed in the Heavenly Palace to accompany Master, the rest of the wings were in the world.

At that time, Lu Bei didn't know what was going on on Huangquan Road. He only knew that Tai Su and Qi Lijing, the two invincibles who had set foot on Huangquan Road, had no news. .

  Considering the convenience and benefits of double cultivation, he entrusted the important task to Huang Xiao, regardless of Huang Xiao's willingness or not, he set foot on Huangquan Road together.

   Not being human, but not completely not being human.

   It only took half a year to return from Huangquan Road. Lu Bei was generally satisfied, except for one thing, Huangquan Road was opened, and the Abandoned Sutra returned to the world.

  The boat is connected by iron cables, and it is stable. When it encounters a pit, it capsizes.

  In all fairness, without the stinky mouth of abandoning the scriptures, it will be a matter of time whether the chain boat should turn over or not.

  Bai Jin, for example, knew early on that his younger brother was dishonest, and Zhu Qilan, for example, knew it well and didn't want to reveal it.

   However, they still underestimated Lu Bei. They never expected that the number of female monks who had an affair with him could not be counted on two hands.

  The most outrageous thing is Taifu, Bai Jin can't figure it out, and Zhu Qilan can't figure it out, why the idol/Mr.

  My sister blinks if she is threatened.

   Lu Bei's eyes were blazing, and he glared at abandoning the scriptures. Sooner or later, the chain boat would capsize. He knew it well, either the waves were too big, or he played too much.

   Being overturned abruptly is tolerable or unbearable.

Abandoning the Sutra is really not a son of man, and the Immortal Fate Chart is deduced to gather the female cultivators who are related to him, except for the two palace masters in the Tiangong, there may be four palace masters, and the banshee from the Wan Yao Kingdom Ladies and gentlemen, everyone who can be counted is pulled over to listen to the lecture.

   A few meanings, Lu Bei is too plain, too dark, can you talk about it casually?

  The Immortal Fate Chart is a heavenly book, is this how the heavenly book is used?

  Also, just pull it, what are Zhan Lexian and Lin Buyan, are they qualified to listen here?

  Lu Bei was so angry that he made up his mind that in case similar incidents happened again, he would pack up the wings and send them to the Heavenly Palace tomorrow.

  It's all been exposed anyway, you sisters get together, and this will be the case in the future.

   It is impossible to let people go. If you fall into his pit, it is too late to regret it now.

  Lu Bei has a thick skin, and the endgame can no longer be ended. It is useless to kneel down one by one, so he decided to adopt the strategy of violent suppression, first tie people up, and then slowly sleep and serve them.

But first of all, the Abandonment Sutra is too much today, he can accept the exposure of too dark identity, Taisu absolutely can't, spread to the ears of Hu Er and Hu San, the family relationship becomes different, the degree of complexity is unimaginable It made his scalp tingle.

   Abandoning the Sutra without realizing it, he looked at Lu Bei with a smile, yes, he did it on purpose.

"Old Sovereign, you said that you want to join forces with Lu, but you have repeatedly touched Lu's bottom line. Tell me, what do you want?" Lu Bei narrowed his eyes slightly, planning to join forces with Taisu to kill the possibility of abandoning the sutra sex.

  Selfish, defiant, arrogant, low moral quality, taking pleasure in the pain of others, don't let this kind of unhuman ally!

  Invincible is too troublesome. Lu Bei didn't know until today that this thing is actually a derogatory term.

  Qi Lijing laughed loudly, picked up the tea and drank it down in one gulp, and beside him, Qin Fangtian respectfully refilled his cup.

  Lu Bei was furious, and pointed at Cheng Jian and scolded: "Get out, what are you, what are you doing here, go back and plant your land."

  Qin Fangtian didn't dare to take a breath. The world of cultivating immortals has big fists. He is not qualified to show off his seniority in front of Lu Bei. He nodded in agreement and handed Lu Bei a cup of tea before leaving.

  Young Sovereign/First Demon Emperor/Second Demon Emperor don't get angry, drink some tea to quench your fire.

  Boom!

   Because of being too playful and smiling, Lu Bei kicked him out of the hall.

  Qin Fangtian is not angry, and even feels honored. The two generations of suzerains of Tianjianzong are all invincible in the whole life. Looking at the world, who can compare with Tianjianzong?

  What, the two generations of demon kings of Wan Yao Kingdom are also invincible?

  Laughing to death, according to this principle, there are four invincibles in the Heavenly Sword Sect!

   After being kicked by Invincible, only a dog leg was broken, Qin Fangtian was complacent, and he would have the capital to brag in the future.

  Knowing that the Immortal Sword Master and the Demon Emperor are not, Qin once drank tea with them in the same room, and during the jokes, what he said was the great horror and secret between heaven and earth.

  Because of being defeated by a single move, he was defeated by the Demon Emperor. Dejected, he disarmed and returned to the field to pick up a hoe.

   Abandoning the scriptures is not fun, seeing Lu Bei's face is full of anger, but he has nothing to do with him, and his happiness is super doubled.

"Young Sect Master, don't think wildly. You know who to abandon someone, but you are the best. If you are careless for a moment, you will say something that you shouldn't say. Give him another chance. The next time you abandon someone, you will definitely cherish words like gold." solemn commitment.

   Phew!

   Invincible will definitely believe it next time?

  Lu Bei laughed angrily, and asked Huang Xiao if he was far away, which time was not the last time, and it turned out that it was not one time after another.

Lu Bei didn't believe a single word of the nonsense about abandoning the scriptures, so he directly opened the skylight and said bluntly: "The old suzerain forced each other hard, nothing more than to make Lu give up his thoughts, and nine days later, he will fight Taisu to the death and return completely. One, right?"

   "Not necessarily." Qi Li Jing said solemnly.

"Please advise!"

   "Young Suzerain only knows one thing, but not the other. The two fellow Taoists are reunited, and their cultivation has greatly improved, but they just abandoned one of their goals."

  Qi Li Jing raised his finger: "Again, it's really interesting, the young suzerain gave Qi a lot of happiness, love is hard to control, love is hard to control!"

  At this moment, Da Tianzun's face looked particularly unbearable.

  In an instant, Lu Bei was possessed by the four great demon gods and two generations of demon masters, with a golden light in his eyes, and he punched directly at the door of the Abandonment Sutra.

  With a loud bang, the Abandoned Sutra rushed out from the wall, crashing into several hilltops in a row, raising countless waves of gunpowder and smoke.

"Hahaha--"

  Qi Lijing slowly flew out of the ruins, covering his cheeks with his smile unchanged: "Sure enough, the excitement of the invincible world is not so good-looking. Don't be annoyed, the young master. Abandon knows his mistake, so I will leave now. You don't have to see each other off."

  The monks who left the field hadn't gone far, seeing Lu Bei's punch and flying away from the scriptures, they all ran fast with oil on their feet.

  The palms and backs of his hands were covered with flesh, and he really couldn't do it.

   Stretched his feet.

  Zhan Lexian and Lin Buyan, who left together, fell down, grabbed the ground with their heads, and slid for a while before stopping.

   Before the two old father-in-laws got up and cursed, Lu Bei disappeared in a flash.

   Today's secret place in Tibetan Thousand Mountains is really lively, sisters and sisters are having a good time, the average per capita is average, and a hundred flowers are blooming, competing for splendor.

  Lu Bei:|)!!

   I didn’t notice just now, but Tu Yuan was there, there’s no reason, you’re a dog, who are you sisters with?

   Lu Bei followed for a while, and saw a group of female cultivators going to Jingshang Palace, and sneaked in through the back door.

  I thought that the room was full of spring, and the wings gathered together to study piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. For the sake of him as the head of the family, let go of their pride and connect with each other.

   It turned out that the doors of the quiet rooms were locked, let alone studying piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and they didn't even say hello.

   Man, how plastic is this!

   "Senior Sister Bai, you swore an oath back then. If the Taifu obeyed me shamelessly, you can call her sister. Now that the opportunity has come, you should go over and pass the tea!"

   Lu Bei complained that his words were not true, and he walked silently to a quiet room, and quietly called his senior sister.

  No one responded, and so did Sister She, Cousin, etc., and even Tu Yuan locked the door tightly and refused to respond at all.

   "It's unreasonable, even dogs are ignored."

   Lu Bei secretly thought that it was outrageous, and senior sisters, cousins, and sisters did not respond. He can understand that the usual set up is a small and fresh persona, focusing on a sincere love. Occasionally the persona collapses, and there is nothing wrong with losing fans.

  Diplomats like Bai Mao and Da Che are the ones who come to the door to sell goods. He has never acted in front of the two women. Why is the door closed?

  Join the fun, don't want to be isolated, don't want to offend the old woman before entering the house?

  Especially Zhao Shiran, darling, why did you learn from them?

  Lu Bei was heartbroken, Elder Zhao was wrong to treat a good wife and mother, so he insisted on imitating Lao Shizi's harem schemes.

  Barely recalled that this was clearly a multiple-choice question. They were testing themselves, thinking that it would be bad to find anyone at this time. After a moment of contemplation, they mobilized their troops and came to Tu Yuan's door.

  Hey, you can’t find a dog even if you want to be depraved!

  Lu Bei showed disgust, moved two steps away, violently broke the door and walked into the house.

  He set a restraint, rubbed his hands and walked towards the figure in white with his back facing him.

   Sitting cross-legged on the ground, holding the beauty in his arms, bowing his head is a deep kiss.

   Did not kiss.

  Taifu sidestepped his head to avoid, patted Lu Bei who was bowing his head and gnawing away, straightened his clothes and sat opposite him: "Please be more solemn, Your Majesty Taisu, I already have someone I like, and I will not marry again."

  full of yin and yang, extreme pungent sarcasm.

  Lu Bei pretended not to understand, and rubbed his hands impatiently: "If you want to say that, Gu will be more interested. Beauties, don't worry, Gu will not force you. You don't need a second marriage in your heart, Gu only wants you."

   "..."

  Tai Tu rolled his eyes straight, yin and yang strange aura was no match for his face and skin, and he thought he was unlucky to be pulled into his arms by Lu Bei.

   "Beauty, why did you obey so quickly? I thought you would struggle for a while."

   "Your Majesty is invincible in life, how can I dare to ask for trouble."

  Teacher glared at Lu Bei, and said angrily: "So far, the more you talk, the more addicted you are."

  This is called sentimentality, pure love party and role-playing do not conflict!

  Lu Bei didn't feel ashamed, it was probably a broken pot, and it was even more shameless under the breakthrough of the realm.

The Taifu blamed: "You don't go to their house, what are you doing here? If it's comforting, I know more about how many romantic debts you have outside than they do. When I fell in love with you, I expected such a field today." .”

  Tai Tu's meaning is very simple, she doesn't need to comfort her, if she likes someone, she must like everything about him. She likes the little boy, not limited to the various advantages of the furnace, but also includes the various shortcomings of the little pervert.

  So, don’t comfort her, leave the good words for others to say.

   Besides, please hurry up, she doesn't want to be the target of public criticism.

  It was already conspicuous, but now that Lu Bei was the first to come to her, it became even more conspicuous.

  Teacher was secretly happy while saying reproachful words, Lu Bei was the first to come to her without anyone else looking for her, which meant that her status was the most...

   "It's great that you can think that way. I really didn't see you wrong."

  Lu Bei patted his buttocks, winked and said: "It is because I know that Master Tai Tuo has the best attitude, so I came to you first, helped me, aroused their jealousy, and helped me break this situation."

  Why don't you die!

  God **** thief God, this kind of thing can be cultivated to be invincible in a lifetime, it is really blind.

  The Taifu's heart turned into a stone in a second, and he glared angrily, the most annoying **** who spoke insincerely. What's wrong with saying something nice and obedient at this time, she really thinks that she is stable and mature, and doesn't have any thoughts of a little girl?

   Lu Bei hugged the beauty in his arms with a hippie smile, fought with each other for a while, and said with a serious face: "I'm in trouble, Mr. Ka, please analyze it for me."

   Taifu sat up upon hearing this, frowned and said, "Is it Taisu? What a surprise, the first demon emperor ten thousand years ago turned out to be the part of your lost soul."

  A year ago, at the first juncture of the Great Change of the World, Lu Bei shattered Ying Long's ambition, tore up the Book of Heaven with his hands, and became invincible in the world.

  There are too many dangers. He was afraid that the wings would be worried, so he omitted most of the plot and didn't say much. In addition, knowing too much is not a good thing, so he seldom mentioned it.

  But as long as Shuangxiu can see the lack of primordial spirit, the Taifu asked and learned part of the truth, and he is one of the insiders.

"I didn't expect it to be him, the three-legged Golden Crow, and a foolish king. He is just like me in every respect. I should have thought of it long ago." Lu Bei shook his head and sighed. He was misled by Emperor Ji, so he never went too far Lenovo on Su.

  Teacher was also unbelievable, looked at Lu Bei who was faintly complacent, and said with a smile: "Aren't you very proud that just a part of the primordial spirit can achieve the reputation of being invincible for a lifetime, and will still be praised by everyone after ten thousand years?"

   "No, not at all."

   "That stinky fox..."

"shut up!"

   Lu Bei held the Taifu's small mouth in one mouthful, caught the second half of her sentence, and swallowed it into his stomach with a grunt.

The smile in the Taifu's eyes was even bigger, recalling the scene of Hu Er being arrogant and arrogant, bragging about my son's invincibility, he couldn't help but said: "That lowly servant girl arrogantly scolded me, asked me to serve her tea, and asked me Call her mother, if she knows..."

   "She won't know."

  Lu Bei blinked, there was gold under the man's knees, he overthrew the Taifu and directly knelt and rode on her, please, as long as you know it in your heart, don't spread this matter randomly, especially not to the ears of Hu Er.

  Fox San can't do it either.

   "Why don't you let her know, everyone knows, and if you continue to hide it, isn't it just adding salt to her wound?"

The Tai Tuo grabbed Lu Bei's lapel, and with a light hook, he bent Invincible's spine. Looking at each other, she blew a breath of incense, and said seductively: "The stinky fox has an elegant appearance and a plump figure. The pure fairy, the queen can play the evil witch, her ability is much better than my husband, and..."

   "You still called her mother for several years!"

  The corners of Lu Bei's eyes twitched wildly. Where did the magic master come from? In order not to lose his seniority, he actually pushed his good sisters for many years into the fire pit.

   Can this be pushed around!

  Lu Bei rolled over the Taifu, hugged him across his arms, raised his hand and slapped his fragrant buttocks.

  After a few strokes, the Tai Tuo became honest and didn't mention Hu Er Yun Yun anymore, but he couldn't help laughing, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't help evoking.

   "This isn't funny at all, it's killing me."

   "Tsk tsk, being invincible also has troubles!"

   "You still say!"

  Lu Bei became angry from embarrassment, while Taifu seemed to have found the source of happiness, probably because he was suppressed too hard by Hu Er before, and once he broke out, he wished to double ask for it back from Lu Bei.

  Mother's debt is paid by the son, no problem.

   No, she is no longer a mother.

  Looking at the Tai Tuo whose human design collapsed, Lu Bei shook his head in helplessness. He blamed Hu Er for being too deceptive before, and didn't even leave him a way out.

  After a long while, the Tai Tuo finally stopped laughing, and said in a solemn voice: "I don't need to talk about this matter, and they won't spread it randomly, but how to abandon the scriptures is up to you."

   "I know, this is where my head hurts."

  Lu Bei embraced the beauty: "You don't know, after becoming invincible, the world I come into contact with is... pitiful!"

"pit?!"

   "It's full of conspiracies and calculations. I was born late and was calculated by too many people."

  Lu Beiyuan told the original story, including the part that was not explained in the Sutra of Abandonment, he was the Great Tianzun Yuanshen I and turned around and told the Taifu.

  Tai Fu's eyes sparkled, he raised his hand to caress the little boy's face, and lamented that his vision was so precise that he fell in love with such an excellent stove.

  My dear, it won’t hurt to recognize a few older sisters.

   "The situation is like this. I am full of calculations. The great changes in the world have come. I am the best candidate for the return of the Great Heavenly Lord. The Abandoned Sutra is a little worse than me."

   Lu Bei counted with his fingers, the demon master, the blood of the three great demon gods, the first body of the Great Tianzun, and the highest and strongest above all living beings are all on him. No matter how you look at it, the future is bleak.

Taifu Dai's eyebrows were tightly frowned, surprised at Lu Bei's predicament: "The Sutra of Abandonment forces you to become one with Taisu. You are a sacrificial sacrifice one step further. If you take a step back, when the Great Heavenly Venerable returns, you will also be deprived of everything. It's a dead end."

   Lu Bei nodded repeatedly, in a dilemma, really helpless.

   "So, will the Great Tianzun return?"

"this problem…"

   Lu Bei pondered and said: "Although there is no direct evidence, I have this feeling that the Great Tianzun is not dead. Since he can reincarnate the primordial spirit under the nose of Tiandao, he must have designed a return drama."

   When it came to the end, Lu Bei became more and more sure that it wasn't just him, Abandoning the Sutra, Yun Zuoyu, and Xie all thought so.

   "Then assume that the Great Tianzun will return."

The Tai Tuo glanced at Lu Bei, raised his hand and suppressed his frowning: "The crisis you are facing is the same as that of Abandoned Sutra and others. As long as the Great Heavenly Lord returns, they will all become sacrifices, and they will die first and then die. .”

   "It's not the same. If I become the container of the Great Heavenly Venerable, abandoning the scriptures and giving them time to breathe, and joining hands with the Demon Lord and the Demon God, so many powerful people gather together, the Great Tianzun will have no choice but to do anything."

   "How sure are you?"

"My guess."

  Lu Bei said truthfully: "It's like Abandoning the Sutra. He has the body of the Great Heavenly Venerable, plus some heavenly scriptures, so he can completely maintain his independence, just like the clouds making rain, standing in Huangquan, regardless of the ups and downs of the outside world."

   "And then, a little bit by the Great Heavenly Venerable, and finally nibbled away?"

   "..."

Seeing that Lu Bei didn't speak, the Taifu smiled: "Look, once the Great Tianzun returns, everyone related to him will die. You don't need to refute, after all, you and Taisu can't tolerate each other, let alone the Great Tianzun, he That’s the real sky.”

   "Mister is a great talent, the students are taught."

   Lu Bei nodded and said yes, he was in the game and couldn't see too many things clearly. Hearing Taifu's analysis, he found that he was really dead.

   "Do you think you are really dead?"

   "..."

   No, you can see it all.

   "It's not hard to guess, what's on your mind, how can you hide it from me."

Mr. Taifu suppressed the paws of the bad students who violated classroom discipline, and said in a persuasive way: "Since the front and back are dead, why do you hesitate? Remember when you and I first met, I was going to kill you. How did you do it?" ?”

   "At that time..."

Lu Bei raised his hand and rubbed his chin: "At that time, I was thinking, this old woman has a hideous look, and she defies anyone because of her beauty, which is disgusting. One day Lu will stand up and make decisions, and she will be crushed in her crotch She will be severely humiliated, locked in the underground palace, and asked to give birth to a child for Lu, so that she will live in humiliation for the rest of her life."

   Tai Fu: ()

   So you think so.

   "Just kidding, I'm not that mean, I just think about killing people. If you want to kill me, then I'll kill you!"

   "Yes, you did indeed do that at the time." The Tai Tu said unhappily.

  If it wasn't for the accident that happened by accident, she accidentally had the gift of double cultivation with Lu Bei. The latter thought that with this relationship, she could control her, and her life would probably be lost at that time.

   "Don't be angry, it's not that you have been humiliating me. I walked by the wall several times." Lu Bei smiled hippiely, probed and stuck with the master, the student sincerely asked for advice, and asked the husband to continue talking.

   "It's over."

"So fast?!"

   Lu Bei was surprised and said: "Sir, what you mean is that both the left and the right are dead, why don't you take a back seat and kill all the people who plot against me?"

   "This step, the Sutra of Abandonment has already been done."

The Taifu shook his head, raised his hand to touch Lu Bei's chest, and slid his fingertips to the position of the heart vein: "The predecessors paved a dead end for you, and set up a situation to let you move forward step by step. They control everything, but they can't control you. will."

   "The opposite?!"

  Lu Bei asked himself and answered: "No, I don't know what they are thinking. If they do the opposite, it is also their plan. Wouldn't it just fulfill them?"

   Tai Tuo smiled slightly: "Know what I fear most about you?"

  Lu Bei didn't speak, he clasped Taifu's hand and pressed it down slowly, the latter spat lightly: "Be serious, talk about business!"

   "That's right, I'm talking about business. What you are most afraid of is that I am not serious."

   "No, what I'm most afraid of is not knowing what you will do next."

   Taifu looked at Lu Bei: "You are trapped in calculations, looking forward and backward, and have lost the aggressiveness of the past. After becoming invincible, you have stood up and maintained stability, and you have lost your previous hard work."

   "..."

   "In the past, you rolled up your sleeves without saying a word, but now, how many times have you endured the abandonment of scriptures."

"Different…"

   Lu Bei smiled wryly. He had experience in fighting before. No matter how many people came, he would not pick whether they were human or not.

  Now that there is no panel, it is natural to analyze the stakes and not be as reckless as before.

   "So, you can be controlled now, as long as you are fully prepared, they can lead you forward step by step."

  Teacher hugged Lu Bei, leaned into his ear and said, "You don't have the ability to break the game, so go and disrupt the game and turn the world upside down. Isn't this another way to regain the initiative!"

   A word that awakened the dreamer, Lu Bei looked at the Taifu in surprise: "What do you mean, sir, students shouldn't use their brains?"

   After finishing speaking, he shook his head again and again. When there is a panel, he can’t use his brain, and if there is no panel, he is not allowed to use his brain. Isn’t his brain growing in vain?

   "If you had brains, I would definitely not like you."

   "How about going to bed tonight?"

   "..."

  Tai Fu was speechless, as expected of him, he always had some whimsical ideas, so why not go to Huo Huo to see more people?

  To sum it up in four words—foxes do wrong.

  Teacher asked Lu Bei to return to the beginning, how he didn’t behave in Wu Zhou, and how he continued to behave in the future, he had no choice but to get a chance if he messed up.

   It doesn’t matter if you can’t get what you want. If you work hard and work hard, everyone will die together without leaving any regrets.

  Lu Bei said that he has been taught. The way of the Taifu may not be right, but it is definitely better than him hesitating where he was.

  Thinking of this, the bad student raised his hand to untie his belt, wanting to spend billions of dollars to repay his kindness.

  Teacher's heart trembled, and she felt that the relationship between the two would go further tonight. She slowly closed her eyes, looking forward to it, but she was afraid that the news would offend all the sisters.

  Eating alone is a big taboo, especially at this juncture today, if you are labeled as disunity, it is not something that can be fooled by a few cups of tea and a few sisters.

   "Sir, how many masks are you applying tonight?"

   "..."

   Sure enough, this guy is still so annoying.

  The Tai Tuo opened her eyes coldly, her cheeks were red and beautiful, she pushed Lu Bei down on the couch with both hands, put the sword into its sheath, and the bees and butterflies in the paradise looked for honey.

  The cold light shines through the cold clouds, and the shadows of the ice palace leave traces of snow.

   Don't blame the flying flowers in the South Garden, the lonely mountain has been with Junchen ever since.

  ——

   Ignore the process and only look at the result. Invincible is really undefeated.

  Lu Bei probed his head and saw the Taifu put away a crumpled white scarf, secretly thinking that it is indeed him, with superb painting skills, even the plum blossoms in the snow are so lifelike.

He embraced the fragrant shoulders, looked at the charming woman between the Taifu's eyebrows, and was full of energy. A few bold words came to his heart, and the words immediately changed: "Sir, what the students are talking about, you can't do anything, you Look at you, if you don't listen, if you insist on being brave, you can't keep up with it, and it makes everyone lose face."

  Taifu gave him a blank look, raised his hand and pointed out the house, she has already used the things, so it can only be said that the technique was not in vain, now she is healed, let's go out and continue to practice skills.

  How could Lu Bei leave? What is the difference between walking and a beast at this time, hugging the beauty in his arms and talking sweet words, trying every means to make her happy.

  Tai Fu narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling a little bit happy for the time being, and blamed: "Such a big thing happened, you didn't go to them to explain it, but you just didn't come out in my room, how can I deal with myself in the future?"

  Lu Bei chuckled: "No way, who told you to be Mr. Taifu, you are the one with the highest status here, you have been wronged a bit, and after you tide over the difficulties for your husband, I will secretly give you extra meals in the future."

It's true that the Sutra of Abandonment did not go to the Heavenly Palace, and before the two palace lords arrived, Bai Jin, She Yan and others would call the Taifu seniors, especially Zhu Qilan and Zhao Shiran, who were brought out by the Taifu student.

  Zhu Xiushi is of the same generation, without Lu Bei making trouble, she, Tai Tuo, and Hu Er can be regarded as good sisters during Wu Zhoudu Tribulation Period...

   Wait a minute, why is Zhu Xiushi here?

   Lu Bei's head tilted, it's unreasonable, the surnamed Qi messed up the mandarin ducks, this is a good buddy he called the chest Taoist brother, and whether we will see each other in the future, how embarrassing it is during the double cultivation!

The Tai Fu sneered to herself, she didn't mind doing Lu Bei a favor, anyway, she had long since lost her prestige in front of the younger generation, she didn't have to worry about debts, didn't itch when there were too many lice, and worked harder valid reason.

   But Lu's house is really not spacious, it can't accommodate more idlers.

  She raised her hand to grasp the vital point: "Tell me the truth, are all the women you have had relationships with here?"

   "..."

   "Hmph, full of lies!"

   No, sister, I haven’t said anything yet!

Lu Bei looked aggrieved, he probed for comfort and was ruthlessly slapped away, he didn't say anything, the Taifu said again: "Yes, you are the demon emperor, two generations of demon emperors, three thousand beauties in the harem, I don't know how many demon girls are waiting for you!" Hope, waiting for their Majesty's blessing!"

   "What's the smell, it's sour, I'm afraid it's all gone to Wan Yao Kingdom."

Lu Bei continued to be beaten, and in a word of speech, he told the truth: "Don't say such stupid things, if you don't believe me, at least you have to believe in the Sutra of Abandonment. He didn't invite three thousand beauties here, which means that I am in the kingdom of ten thousand demons. Keep yourself clean, not the kind of merciless pervert."

  Lu Bei is very confident, it doesn't matter if you replace '忄' with 'rice', he didn't mess around, and he has no regrets.

   "Does Your Majesty Tai Dark dare to say that in front of the Demon Queen?"

  Teacher laughed angrily, what do you mean if you don’t believe it, you have to believe in the scriptures? Listen, is this a human word!

   "Ah this..."

  Lu Bei blinked. Tonight's Taifu smelled like gunpowder. Even though his body was given to him, he still refused to let him go. He seized the excuse and chased after him.

   It's all blame for abandoning scriptures, a **** that people hate and dogs hate, this great lack of virtue will take revenge sooner or later.

   Lu Bei thought for a while, and it was good to abandon his fate, didn't he leave a thousand-year-old swordsman girl alone, otherwise he would have decided on this old father-in-law.

   "Tell me, how many more are there in the Wan Yao Kingdom, and give you another hand, can you count them?"

Hard to say!

   Lu Bei frowned. Firstly, the little yellow croaker must have a place, and secondly, Huang...

  He meant Gu Mi with the blood of the phoenix, and the earth bird mount is loyal, no credit but hard work, the chapter has been overshadowed, there is no reason to throw it away now.

  There are two more vixen maids, who are considerate and have won the hearts of the emperor. They can do whatever they ask them to do, and they will become great things in the future.

   There is also that mirage dragon named Miluo, who is now known as the imperial concubine, and has a superb supernatural power of turning fiction into reality. He may not need it, but it would be a pity to throw it away, and it would be nice to keep it.

   "How many are there? Tell me!"

   "Don't worry, I'm still counting."

   "..."

Tai Tuo lost his mind due to love, and Bingshan’s figure was difficult to maintain. He raised his hand and touched Lu Bei’s chest, pretending to be a master, and said angrily: “You’d better be more honest in the future, otherwise, I should go to Hu Er to have a heart-to-heart talk. .”

   "No, you won't." Lu Bei shook his head, he believed that the Taifu was not that kind of person.

   "For you, maybe I won't, but it's hard to say about Hu Er."

The Taifu raised the student's chin: "She is not very friendly to me. Because of her seniority, she bosses around whenever she gets the chance. I don't care about her for your sake. But you also know that the dog of the Fox family is a dog." Everyone has to be reasonable and unforgiving, the more I give in, the more arrogant she is, if things go on like this, what should I do?"

   Good guy, this is a drama about cultivating immortals, what kind of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship are you playing!

  Lu Bei never expected that he would be subject to the feud between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law even though he was invincible for the rest of his life.

   "Hey, Qing'er, you are well-educated and reasonable, and you have lost your worth for nothing with an old hag."

   Lu Bei piled up a flattering smile: "How about this, the grievance you suffered from her in the future will be multiplied tenfold, no, a hundred times the revenge will be on me, I am not afraid, I just like you bullying me."

  Bah, you are a jerk!

  Teacher sighed, and said sullenly: "But I don't like the arrogance of the stinky fox. Since you are Taisu, why don't you let her be my sister?"

   "No, absolutely not!"

  Lu Bei was categorical, pointing to his eyes: "Did you see, dutiful son, I can do anything else according to you, but this one is absolutely not."

Seeing that Lu Bei's attitude was persistent and there was no leeway, the Taifu had no choice but to agree, but she had a request. She had fought too hard before, and no one would let her go if Hu Er let her go. Afterwards, there was a conflict, and Lu Bei had to stand unconditionally. her side.

   "Everything is up to you."

   Lu Bei nodded again and again, hugging the beauty, it's late at night, it's time to rest.

   "You, don't move around..."

   "Xiao Biesheng is newlywed, we two have a cup of tea and we haven't talked, how can I calm down."

   "..."

  Where did you come up with so many stupid words?

  ——

  The next day, Lu Bei tidied up his clothes and walked out of the quiet room. He was surprised that the palace was the same as last night. The door was closed, and he didn't even have the wings to prepare breakfast to reward him for his hard work all night.

  Only the chill in the air was stronger. In broad daylight, it was actually colder than at night, and the door was covered with frost.

  Learning the previous lesson, Lu Bei swept Jing Shanggong away with a wave of his hand, then tricked five little foxes with an apple, and stepped out to the transformed Tiangong.

  After the shocking World War I, Ying Long left Lu Bei with a dilapidated Xuanzun Heavenly Palace. He was too lazy to repair it. In addition, Lu Nan marked this place, sealed it up, and threw it directly into the Western Church.

   To deal with demons, we still have to look at Erwuzi's Buddhist supernatural powers.

   In this way, only Emperor Ji's Jade Emperor Heavenly Palace is left in Lu Bei's hands. His three-legged Golden Crow has returned to the past, and Emperor Ji's Jade Emperor avatar has actually gone to the future.

  The Jade Emperor’s Heavenly Palace has no owner, and Lu Bei got the moon first, and snatched the ownership of this place.

   Right now, Jade Emperor Heavenly Palace is managed by Han Suyan and Xie Yunling. According to the principle of nepotism and avoiding virtuous persons, it is definitely more trustworthy to arrange two people of your own than strangers.

  Seeing Lu Bei's arrival, the two palace lords stepped forward to salute. To show their trust, Lu Bei handed over the Xuanzun Shinto directory to the two, crossed out their names, and gave them back their freedom.

  The two palace lords reciprocated, and they found Lu Bei Yuanshen Shuangxiu that night. It had no other meaning, just do what they like, and build a foundation of trust by the way.

   Trading, Lu Bei understands this too well, often handing in hand in hand, the Yi word is gone.

  Lu Bei put down the Jing Shang Palace, pointed at the center of his eyebrows, and extracted the Xiantian Yi Qi and the Yuan Shi Shang Qi, the two spiritual Qi entangled, manifesting the color of yin and yang swimming fish.

  He threw the Yin-Yang diagram out, landed in front of Jingshang palace gate, and turned it into a white and black spiritual spring.

   After finishing all this work, he kicked open the door of Tu Yuan's quiet room, and brought out the dog's legs by the back of his collar.

   "That's unreasonable, why are you here to join in the fun!"

  Lu Bei was furious, distressed that Tu Yuan Yujie's shape was too in line with his aesthetics, so she became 1.2 meters, and the collar could be lifted more easily.

  Tu Yuan watched helplessly as the Heavenly Palace disappeared before his eyes, the spirit qi was gone, and the immortality was gone. It was only because she didn't sneak in to go to bed. Under the gloomy mood, she found a beautiful figure beside Lu Bei.

  Tall, with protruding front and back, and a flirtatious face that looks like a hostess.

  She blinked her eyes, approached her with a baby voice, chatted for a few words, and when she found out that it was a mount, she immediately turned her face and refused to recognize anyone.

   What the hell, it turned out to be a thing being ridden, and its status is not as good as a dog, wasting her expression for a long time.

  It is also a tool, and Tu Yuan immediately found a sense of superiority.

  Boom!

   Lu Bei punched down, deeply ashamed, if this dog was not loyal, he would have broken the dog's legs long ago.

   "My lord, where are we going?"

  Tu Yuan asked questions curiously, relying on the power of others, he only felt that the world could go well.

   "Huangquanjie, I have something very important left there."

   Lu Bei's eyes danced with a golden light, he acted like a fox, I'm ashamed to say, he played the super-like Hunjun.

  ——

  Nine thousand five hundred words, asking for a monthly ticket.

  (end of this chapter)