Cultivation Is Like This

v3 Chapter 976: Immortal, you came at the right time

  Chapter 976 Xianchang, you came at the right time

   It is said that after Lu Bei retreated from the early court, he went straight back to the imperial study room, and while it was still early, he fell back to catch up on sleep.

  After waking up, he casually ordered thirty-six imperial dishes, and continued reading after eating and drinking.

  There are many books in the imperial palace, and there is no shortage of Taoist classics, but none of them can make people live forever, achieve Taoism and become immortals.

  Yin Shang set up a Si Tianjian, who was in charge of astronomy, calendar, wind and cloud weather, calculated calendars, and taught students. Si Tianjian Taishi Du Yuanxian, a veteran of the three dynasties, was always loyal and loyal to Yin and Shang.

  Don't think about it, such a loyal veteran will definitely not end well.

   It turned out to be true, he found that the harem was entrenched by a demon cloud, suspected that Daji was a monster, tried his best to persuade him, and was ordered by King Zhou to behead him.

  Lu Bei doesn't know how to do it, so he invites Du Yuanxiao to face him in the imperial study.

   "The old minister pays homage to His Majesty."

  Du Yuanxian came here on command, and saw that the king stayed up all night, his eyes were red after catching up on sleep, his mouth was full of oil after eating and drinking, and he was weak inside and strong outside, and he was immediately worried.

  Loyal words are harsh to the ears, like all loyal ministers, Du Yuanxian's words are not pleasant, he opens his mouth to indulge in beauty, and shuts his mouth to lustful lust, which makes Lu Bei's head buzzing.

  Looking at the face of the old farmer Qin again, he wished that he would retire on the spot and return to his ancestral home to farm.

  Forget it, Qin Lao Nong is Qin Lao Nong, he is better than Lin Buyan and Zhan Lexian.

"Grand Master Du, don't read anymore. I know that you have strong mana, so I specially invited you here to ask for a few copies of Qi training formulas. The request is not high, ten or eight is not too much, nine or seven is not too little , you, a veteran of the three dynasties who are loyal to the emperor and patriotic, will definitely not reject me, right?"

   As he spoke, he pulled out the sword hanging in front of the desk, and began to dance.

  When he punched, he hadn't really practiced swordsmanship, and the main punch was full of strength, and the wind of the sword made a whistling noise, which scared Du Yuanxian to his knees and begged for mercy.

   Not for himself, but for King Zhou. This sword dancer wiped his neck inadvertently.

Seeing that Du Yuanxian sincerely admitted his mistake, Lu Bei forgave him for the time being, put away his sword and said, "Tell me, what secret books of magic skills do you have in your hand? Let me tell you about Gu Chou, so don't show your shame on small ways like eighty-nine mysterious skills. gone."

  Du Yuanxian smiled wryly. He had never heard of what the Bajiu Xuangong is.

   After a conversation between the emperor and his ministers, Lu Bei was greatly disappointed. Although Du Yuanxian was a man of cultivation, his Taoism was superficial.

  Growing vegetables during the day and watching the stars at night is not as mysterious as the outside world.

  Good guy, you are acting in your true colors!

  Lu Bei had no choice but to drive him away, and put his hope on Wen Zhong, who would return to court within three months.

  Kong Xuan is very powerful, the five-color divine light can brush everything, even burning lamps and land pressure can't subdue him, only the great supernatural powers of the leader level can suppress him.

  But Kong Xuan is a peacock, a demon clan, people and demons have different ways of practicing, even if they invite Chaoge, they can't ask why.

   These days, monsters are very taboo about their own heels, and if they ask a few words out of the blue, it is possible for Kong Xuan to hang his seal and run away.

  Lu Bei never had the habit of going to court in the early days. This was the case in Wan Yao Country, and it was no exception in Chaoge. He enjoyed spending time in the study every day, leaving all civil and military officials helpless.

  The previous great king was licentious all day long and ignored the government, but now the king reads all day long and still ignores the government.

   You say he is stupid, at least he has given up sex, and he hasn’t been to Shouxian Palace for a few days to be lingering with Daji. You say he is motivated, please, you are an emperor, and your main job is to govern the world. There is no reason to read books all day long.

  Fei Zhong and You Hun sent their daughters to the palace, and Lu Bei Pi Dian Pi Dian attracted two beauties. At first glance, they were very beautiful, but they were not the Bai Jin and Zhan Hong Qu that he had been thinking about day and night.

  Waving his hand, he returned the unopened goods, and drew up an order to reward Fei Zhong and You Hun with twenty big boards.

   There is no other meaning, it is not aimed at their faces, it is purely that Lu Bei doesn't like treacherous officials, his ambition is Mingjun, and he can't tolerate insects in his eyes.

  The two unlucky ones were beaten to the point of howling and crying, new injuries added to old ones, and they couldn't figure out why they fell out of favor.

  The days of treacherous ministers are difficult, and so are virtuous ministers. Seeing that the king is obsessed with books all day long, he sees it in his eyes and is anxious in his heart.

  Stop reading, please, take some time now and then, let’s go to bed early last time!

   Just one, everyone kneels down for you!

  The ministers asked King Zhou to distance himself from beauty, which meant that he should not spoil Daji too much. Lu Bei was very straightforward and gave up **** directly, even the virtuous and virtuous Queen Jiang disappeared.

  He is afraid that he will make a mistake.

  Queen Jiang blocked him in a corner by force, and he obeyed the opponent as soon as he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.

   There is no chance, Lu Bei knows himself too well, and he is the best at finding excuses to shirk responsibility. As long as Queen Jiang seduces him a little, he will lie flat and enjoy the ride 1000%.

   After the incident was completed, it was said that Queen Jiang made the first move.

  Since this is the case, it is better not to see it.

   Lu Bei didn’t see Queen Jiang, so Queen Jiang had no choice but to take the initiative to find him. Although she didn’t know what new problems the king had committed, husband and wife are one. As the mother of a country, she has the responsibility to persuade her husband to be a good ruler.

   "Your Majesty, the concubine is hosting a banquet in the middle palace, and Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang will also attend the banquet..."

  Queen Jiang met with her in an orderly manner. She was a good queen, and she knew that her husband intended to distance herself. She asked the maid to do it for her several times when she sent food boxes to each other. Since that night, the two hadn't seen each other for half a month.

  Queen Jiang felt sorry for herself, and worried that her husband respected her like an outsider, but she didn't know that Lu Bei was worse than her. He was not abstaining from sex, he was a vulgar one.

  Every time he sees Queen Jiang, Lu Bei has an uncontrollable urge, and the feather fan towel and the villain whisper in his ear, this is your wife, not some scourge, and she can't be confused with that one, she just looks alike.

   Be confident, there are too many people who look alike in the world, it’s okay.

Lu Bei couldn't listen to this, and he blocked Queen Jiang's charm with his perseverance. He buried his head in the book, waved his hand and said, "I know, I will go to perfunctory tonight, I just said to go to the banquet, the queen will go back to rest first, you don't need to wait here on."

   Queen Jiang had a sore nose and almost shed tears. Lu Bei couldn't bear it, so he had to keep her.

  It’s fine to squeeze your shoulders, don’t try to give him a brain shock by doing a sneak attack like last time.

  Queen Jiang broke through her tears into a smile, quite a bit sour, and moved behind Lu Bei, pressing her plain hand down to relieve her fatigue.

   "Your Majesty, for tonight's banquet, the concubine also invited the Sumerians from Shouxian Palace."

   "What do you want her to do, send her away, if she goes, Gu will not go."

   "..."

  Queen Jiang choked for a moment, lamenting the great changes in the harem. Some time ago, the Shouxian Palace was sunny and hot, and it was in dire straits. Now the frost has fallen year after year, and the whole palace is a deep coffin and cold palace.

  So, what did Daji do wrong?

"Your Majesty, although the Sumerians are proud of being favored and favored, she is the daughter of Hou Suhu of Jizhou after all. She is virtuous and gentle, and she is a good woman. No one has faults. If she has faults, it is because she loves His Majesty so much. I hope His Majesty will not neglect her."

   "???"

  A string of question marks floated across Lu Bei's forehead, and he turned to look at Queen Jiang. It turned out that this is the master of the harem, and she really has the demeanor of a mother.

  However, you are a chicken wishing a weasel a New Year greeting, and you are looking for a dead end!

   "Why, the queen doesn't scold the lonely, greedy and beautiful today?"

   "The concubine dare not."

   It doesn't matter if you dare or not, don't change it, keep scolding, I like to listen.

   "The Sumerians have their own ideas. The queen doesn't need to worry about this matter. She will be alone at the banquet tonight, so it's decided."

   Lu Bei made a final decision. He didn't like Daji, and it had nothing to do with Daji's face.

  He and his eldest brother have a very good relationship. This face will not affect Hu Peng and dog friends hooking up on any occasion. The key is not the face, but Daji's vixen essence.

  Daji has no love for King Zhou, and everything is the responsibility of the master. For details, refer to Boyi Kao. Literary and artistic youths are the favorites of vixen.

  If it weren't for Daji's big brother face, Lu Bei really couldn't do it, and the executioner would have dragged the scourge out of the Meridian Gate and beheaded him.

   Therefore, it is also a face that cannot be touched. Lu Bei avoids seeing Queen Jiang for fear of misfiring, but he does not see Daji.

   Seeing her husband's firm attitude, Queen Jiang was both happy and worried. She was happy because she hated Daji very much and was happy to see the latter fall out of favor. What was worrying was that Daji was so beautiful that she fell out of favor. How would other people in the harem deal with themselves.

  As the hostess of King Zhou's harem, Queen Jiang is well-mannered, and has a very good relationship with Concubine Huang of the West Palace and Concubine Yang of Xinqing Palace. The sisters have never had any quarrels.

   To put it simply, the eldest sister has meat to eat, and the sisters' soup is indispensable.

  Now seeing Daji falling out of favor, while she is happy, she also feels sympathy for him. If possible, she hoped that her husband would regain his love for Daji, and stop doting like before.

Lu Bei didn't know what Queen Jiang was thinking, and if he knew, he would only laugh at her for committing suicide, while flipping through the books, occasionally chatting with Fa's wife, and when it was getting late, he put down the books and prepared to take a bath before going to the banquet .

  In the bathing pool, Lu Bei was at ease, despised the decadent upper class society, and let the two maids wash his body.

   After a while, the fragrant wind came, and the two maids withdrew, replaced by Queen Jiang to dust him off.

  Queen all in one...

  What kind of clothes can I have when I take a shower? I can only say that the circle is exposed, trigonometric functions, and the Pythagorean theorem. They are all top students in arts and sciences.

  Lu Bei:|1)

   Lu Bei swished behind the pillar, without squinting, flustered and a little embarrassed at the same time.

   Queen Jiang saw it in her eyes, and she was even more puzzled. After confirming her eyes, the husband has his own thoughts about her, but whenever she takes the initiative to attack, the husband will avoid her far away.

   Is this a love or a hate?

   "Your Majesty..."

"go out!"

   "Concubine..."

"go out!"

   "..."

  Queen Jiang didn't leave, she sat by the bath and wept silently. How could Lu Bei see this kind of scene, he would rather suffer wronged himself than let her cry.

Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, he quickly slid down the bath, adhering to the fearless spirit of sacrifice, turned his back to Queen Jiang and said: "You can rub your back, don't overdo it. I was addicted to wine and **** a while ago, and my body is getting weaker and weaker. It's just to nourish your body." At this time, you must not break the precept."

   There was no response, Lu Bei only heard the rustling of his clothes, and then the water rippled away, and the fragrant wind came from behind.

   To suffer!

   Lu Bei's eyes widened, this place is dangerous, and if he doesn't leave, he will suffer heavy losses.

   Before Queen Jiang approached, he stood up and strode out of the bath.

   Didn't make it, but was dragged and hooked by the little hand, and immediately fell into Wen Ruan's arms, full of enthusiasm, so he had to close his eyes and let him go.

  After a long while, King Jiang blushed, and obediently changed Lu Bei's clothes.

  The latter looked dignified, with a resolute and unyielding face. He looked at the queen a few times, but subconsciously glanced at the other party's Yin Tao. His eyes were too explicit, which made the queen even more ashamed.

  After pulling up his trousers, Lu Bei was rather annoyed. He couldn't figure out why he was obsessed with ghosts. If he had endured a little longer, he would have survived.

   Here's what the villain looks like!

  The husband and wife arrived at the Central Palace, which was Queen Jiang's bedroom. As the host, she held a banquet. In addition to inviting the two younger sisters, she also invited the two sons over.

  Queen Jiang is a diligent and thrifty mother of a country. She is worthy of being virtuous and virtuous. Although the bedroom is gorgeous, it is far less extravagant than Shouxian Palace. Just like her people, she is dignified, generous, and elegant.

   King Zhou's two sons, the eldest son Yin Jiao, and the second son Yin Hong, met Lu Bei, and slowly let go of his hanging heart.

   It's not the faces of Huang Yu and Feng Yi, it's really great.

Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang came forward to pay their respects hand in hand. The former faced Xiao Huang Yu's face, while the latter faced Gu Mi's face. Seeing that the three sisters matched each other, Lu Bei's eyelids twitched, and he didn't know how to complain. .

  Who is that, who do you call sister!

   Also, this is Chaoge City, not Demon Imperial City, and his harem contains ridiculously high levels of demons.

  Lu Bei covered his face with his hands, and sat in the main seat without saying a word. The picture was so beautiful that he didn't even dare to dream about it before, but now that it has come true, he feels a heavy sin.

   No eyesight, really no eyesight.

   Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang saw His Majesty's indifferent attitude, and they were secretly saddened.

  The former is the daughter of Huang's family. After the general, she wants a big brother to have a big brother, and a father to have a father. The latter...according to the current monopoly situation of the upper class, it should come from the family of the senior doctor Yang Ren.

   Queen Jiang gave the two younger sisters a look, tried it, and the king was indeed sick, but he didn't really quit womanizing, but he had some unspeakable eccentricities.

   "Your Majesty, don't just eat vegetables, drink some wine!"

"Stop doing."

   "Sister, why don't you move your chopsticks, are these dishes your favorite?"

   "She's full."

   Queen Jiang's face turned red for a moment, and secretly scolded Daji for being shameless, causing her husband to learn some heresy, so shameless.

  Seeing her like this, Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang suddenly realized, they laughed lightly face to face, and chased after her to ask what kind of meat my sister ate just now.

  The wine table immediately became lively.

  After the banquet, Lu Bei followed the temper of a foolish emperor and rewarded the two filial sons with a lot of money. Facing the queen's hesitation, he chose to ignore it, with his left arm around Concubine Huang and his right, Concubine Yang, and went to the West Palace to stay overnight.

   God is pitiful, I finally found my own person.

  You said you two, it would be nice to show up earlier, even an hour earlier!

  It is so irresponsible to put up your pants and talk.

   This was a pain for Queen Jiang, she watched her husband leave and sighed, and could only stay on the empty bed alone tonight.

For half a month, Lu Bei stayed in the West Palace and Xinqing Palace every night. Every time he passed by the Central Palace, he fled quickly. He doted on Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang, especially Concubine Huang, who almost relied on her for everything. .

  Following this trend, there will be no Daji in the future, and Concubine Huang Gui is the chief culprit for King Zhou's ignorance of government affairs.

   On this day, Lu Bei was reading in the imperial study, and he heard laughter outside the window, as if there were women playing and playing.

  He frowned, guessing that it was Daji who came to seduce him, and secretly said that he was bored, please look in the mirror before seducing, to see what kind of virtue he has.

  Lu Bei didn't intend to pay attention to it at first, but who would have thought that Yingying Yanyan's voice was obscene and seductive, he heard it, and his heart felt like it was being scratched by a cat.

  The vixen has cast a spell!

   Lu Bei suppressed his agitation and looked out of the window. He saw three beauties chasing and fighting in the garden.

  Hu San, Hu Er, Zhu Xiushi.

  The content of Wu Zhou in Chaoge City is also quite high!

   Lu Bei rolled his eyes, two of these three faces were his brothers, and one was his mother, so why bother?

  The interest faded away and disappeared.

  The nine-tailed fox made troubles in court, all because when King Zhou went to Nvwa Palace to offer incense, he went crazy and wrote a profane poem.

  But you can act enchantingly, and take back Changle to serve the king.

  Don't talk about it, the literary talent is not bad.

   Empress Nuwa is not a good person. She wants to have status and status. How can she bear this kind of grievance? She single-handedly killed King Zhou but was blocked by Yin Shang luck. In a rage, she attracted the three monsters of Xuanyuan Tomb.

  Nine-tailed fox essence, nine-headed pheasant essence, and jade pipa essence.

  Depending on the situation, Hu Er became chicken essence, and Zhu Xiushi got his wish, and cultivated a piece of jade here.

   Lu Bei's secret path is outrageous, three goblins have two fox family members, and the negative buffs are full. If he, King Zhou, favors Daji, he will be damned.

   Looking on the bright side, Hu San only offered his wife, Hu Er, and didn't bring his wife Mu Jiling here, which is already very virtuous.

   "Bah, bastard!"

  Lu Bei closed the window, summoned soldiers outside the door, and asked them to drive away the three women who were playing.

  It’s broad daylight, and you speak so loudly, don’t you want to catch up on your sleep, Your Majesty?

   If you don’t catch up on sleep, how will you deal with Concubine Huang tonight!

  After the gatekeeper, he has martial arts and has long-lasting endurance.

   Just like that, Daji was driven away with a broken face, and the three goblins stared at each other, especially Daji, looking at the two beautiful sisters, couldn't figure out why.

  Why is Your Majesty indifferent to beauty?

   "Sister, King Zhou has blind eyes and doesn't know how beautiful our sisters are. What should I do?"

   "Your Majesty's order must not be disobeyed, and if you can't do it, you have to do it!"

  Daji gritted her teeth, thinking about sneaking into the imperial study room tonight, trying her best to make the lustful and foolish king ape-like.

  She didn't believe it!

   Believe it or not, Lu Bei loves Little Yellow Fish so much that he went to the West Palace before dark, and was addicted to Huang Guifei's beauty, which made the latter happy and at the same time blamed himself.

  It is great to win the emperor's heart, but Queen Jiang treats her very well. There is no reason for the younger sister to eat and drink enough and let the older sister stay alone.

   How about getting the king drunk tomorrow and then calling my sister?

   This plan works!

  ——

   "Your Majesty, something has gone wrong in the Beihai War. General Kong was defeated before the battle and is now missing."

   "What the hell?"

   On this day, Lu Bei received bad news from the front line. Kong Xuan, the commander-in-chief of Sanshan Pass, whom he had high hopes for, was captured by wild Taoists who passed by before the battle, and he did not know where he rode.

   Lu Bei's heart skipped a beat, secretly thinking that there was indeed a problem with the Beihai Rebellion.

  He took the battle report and quickly browsed it.

  Kong Xuan, the commander-in-chief of Sanshanguan, got the edict, ordered a team of troops, and rushed to the north to meet the grand master Wen Zhong.

  He came with an imperial edict, Wen Zhong appointed him as a vanguard officer, ten victories in ten battles, taking the head of a general out of a million troops was like picking something out of a bag, and captured thirty-six of the seventy-two princes alive in only three days.

  Wen Zhong was overjoyed and praised Kong Xuan as the minister of the country and the country. Kong Xuan was humble and said that the king has the ability to know people.

  Seeing that the chaos in the North Sea is about to be quelled, a Taoist with **** jumped out of nowhere, pointing to Kong Xuan as a predestined relationship.

  After a fight, Kong Xuan was kicked out of the peacock demon body, defeated by the five-color magic light and supernatural power, and was ridden away by the Taoist.

  Before leaving, the Taoist recited a poem coquettishly.

   "No wonder Wen Zhong went away for more than ten years, the invincible Kong Xuan fell..."

  Lu Bei put down the battle report expressionlessly, closed his eyes and meditated in silence. In a short time, Wen Zhong would not be able to come back. If he insisted, the grand master might hit the wall like a ghost, and he would spend his whole life on the way here on horseback.

  As for riding Kong Xuan's wild road, he can guess who the other party is with his toes, and he talks about fate all day long, except for Zhunti.

   "What a Western religion, I will never give up with you!"

  Lu Bei took a deep breath. He is an ordinary person, and he can only swallow his anger against the great supernatural powers of the leader level. But in the past thirty years in Hedong, don't bully the young and poor. This revenge will be paid back sooner or later.

  Kong Xuan is still defeated, and it is useless to send generals to Beihai. Lu Bei once again tasted the bitter taste of fate.

  In the past, he believed in his fate but not his fate, and now he is no exception. After analyzing for a while, he found that he still had to rely on himself.

   But first, he must meet with the master of the Jiejiao. If possible, after opening up the relationship, he must have an interview with the leader of Tongtianjiao.

   "If I still have the previous strength, even if there is only one of the three **** birds, today's revenge will be reported on the spot."

  Lu Bei was furious, and another palace guard came to report, saying that an immortal descended from heaven outside the palace, who claimed to be Yun Zhongzi, wanted to see him.

  Yun Zhongzi, a Qi trainer in Yuzhu Cave in Zhongnan Mountain, worshiped Yuanshi Tianzun as his teacher and accepted Lei Zhenzi as his apprentice, and avoided the calamity of the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation.

   This stuff is quite weird. When all the teaching immortals were standing in Xiqi, they came to Chaoge City silently, gave King Zhou a wooden sword, and at the same time slapped Nuwa in the face, he slapped his master.

   If you want to say that he doesn’t understand anything, he was smarter than anyone else when he took in Lei Zhenzi as his apprentice. Wen Zhong also died because he refined the pillar of fire.

   Contradictory, don't know what to think.

   "Xuan!"

   After a cup of tea, Lu Bei met this master of teaching and learning. He was very good-looking and a true fairy.

   "Poverty Yun Zhongzi, a man from outside the country, idle clouds and wild cranes, I have seen Your Majesty." Yun Zhongzi shook his hand whisk, as a chief executive salute.

  Lu Bei was not annoyed, and ordered the left and right to give seats. After chatting for a few words, Yun Zhongzi got to the point and explained the reason for coming to Chaoge City.

   In a word, there is nothing to do when you are free.

  He collected medicine in the mountains, saw Chaoge City soaring with evil spirits, he pinched his fingers, there are monsters mixed into the harem, confusing the king, killing Zhongliang, fearing the difficulty of overthrowing the country, so he came here specially to subdue the demon.

   Deceiving the king, yes, killing Zhongliang, it has not happened yet.

  Lu Bei came early and snubbed Daji early, and the latter fell out of favor. Punishments such as cannon fire and pottery have not yet been invented, and wonders such as Zhaixing Tower and Lutai are out of the question.

  The current Daji, in the eyes of Queen Jiang and all the officials, is just a little girl who is spoiled and arrogant, and can't tell how much she is.

   Lu Bei saw that Yun Zhongzi had come here to offer a wooden sword, his eyes rolled and he thought about it.

  He stood up hastily, and walked quickly to Yun Zhongzi: "Immortal Chief, you came at the right time. To tell you the truth, there are indeed monsters in the harem, not just one, but three!"

   "Ah this..."

  Suddenly coming like this, Yun Zhongzi couldn't be fixed.

   No, this rhythm is wrong!

  He was just looking for fun, how did he become a fun himself?

"Let the fairy head know that although Gu has a mortal body, he can't tell who is a monster, but he is a king alone, and he has never seen any scenes. He can identify the changes before and after, guess that there is indeed a witch in the palace, and dare not speak nonsense if he is suspicious. Appearing, it can be said to point out the maze!"

"ah?"

   "Prince Immortal, you pointed out who the monster is!"

  Lu Bei was overjoyed, grabbed Yun Zhongzi's hand, and said cheerfully, "Great, with the arrival of the Immortal Head, Chaoge City will be saved. With the arrival of the Immortal Head, the luck of Yin Shang will continue for hundreds of years."

Yun Zhongzi was so frightened by these words, because Yin Shang's luck has lasted for hundreds of years, what should Xi Qi do, not to mention his senior brothers who committed murder, his master Yuanshi Tianzun alone could chop him alive Slightly.

   No, absolutely not!

   "Xianchang, that monster lives in Shouxian Palace, it is Su, the daughter of Jizhou Hou Suhu..."

   "Your Majesty, don't make rash assertions!"

  Yun Zhongzi raised his hand to interrupt, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with a wave of his sleeve, and said dryly: "Your Majesty has a mortal body, who is a monster, how can you randomly identify who is a monster, and if you make a mistake and harm Zhongliang, you will not wrong a good person!"

   "The immortal is rigorous."

   Lu Bei nodded, and asked for advice: "What does the fairy mean, Su Daji is not a vixen?"

   "Ah this..."

   "Elder Immortal, speak up!"

   "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I'll wait for the poor to have a look. I came here in a hurry, and maybe I missed it. In fact, there is no evil spirit in the palace."

  Yun Zhongzi wished to give himself a big slap in the face, so that you can find trouble when you have nothing to do.

   "Understood, the elder said, Su Daji is not a monster!"

   "Your Majesty said it, but Pindao didn't say it." Yun Zhongzi hurriedly said.

   "Understood, the elder fairy said, Su Daji is a vixen!"

   "Pindao didn't say anything."

Yun Zhongzi raised his hand to calculate, murmured something, and said after a long while: "So that Your Majesty will know, although this monster has great supernatural powers, it is not worth mentioning in the eyes of the poor. It can kill him."

After finishing speaking, he took out a wooden sword: "This sword is the Yaozhao sword, named 'Ju Que', hung in the palace by your majesty to suppress the evil spirit, the little monster will break itself without attack, and within three days it can make the monster fly away. "

   "Three days is too long. There is a saying that the night is long and there are many dreams. The magic power of the fairy is boundless. Why don't you do it yourself?"

   "Ah this..."

   "Elder Immortal, speak up!"

   "Your Majesty, it is precisely because of the great supernatural powers of Pingdao that there must be a big movement when he makes a move, so he can't make a move to subdue the demon."

  Yun Zhongzi secretly went to the evil door, and just wanted to run away quickly: "This sword is enough to subdue demons, so your Majesty has no worries!"

   After finishing speaking, regardless of Lu Bei's every possible way to keep him, he claimed that there was a furnace of alchemy in the cave for training, and he would be a mess if he didn't leave, so he hurriedly jumped on the cloud and left.

   "Hmph, that's all!"

  Lu Bei pursed his lips, looking at the sword in his hand, a wooden sword, there was nothing magical about it.

   He exerted force with his five fingers, and they snapped with a click.

   "Come here, send it to Shouxian Palace, and give it to Su Meiren to taste. They say that it was given to her by the Great Immortal Yun Zhongzi in Zhongnan Mountain, and let her be a good person."

  …

  Shouxian Palace, when Su Daji saw the broken sword, she was so frightened that she almost showed her fox tail.

   The Juque sword originally sent by Yun Zhongzi did have the ability to subdue demons. When King Zhou opened his mouth, he said the name of the monster. He was very frightened, and took out a fake wooden sword instead.

   This sword doesn't have the power to subdue demons at all, but Daji doesn't know that it's just a wild Taoist priest in Zhongnan Mountain meddling in his own business, even daring to hit Empress Nuwa in the face.

   "Damn Niubi, how dare you ruin your mother's good deed!"

  She knew that she was probably exposed, so she let the chicken essence change into her appearance, and left Chaoge to go to the Nuwa Temple to have an audience.

  My lady, something big happened!

   Lu Bei was thinking about how to break the situation, and after a while, he raised his hand and patted his forehead.

  I thought too much before, and forgot about my biggest enemy, the master of the three monsters in Xuanyuan Tomb—Nvwa Empress.

   It’s not a deep hatred, it’s just a crooked poem, he is the host, everyone sits down to have a meal, and fills two cups. It’s amazing. He kneels down and admits his mistake. The Nuwa Empress has a lot of people, and she will definitely forgive him as an unfilial son of the human race.

   "Come here, I want to leave the palace alone!"

   Lu Bei shouted loudly, summoned two generals, Chao Tian and Chao Lei, to **** him, and hurried to the Nuwa Temple.

   Presenting the facts and making sense, he sincerely apologized, no matter how narrow-minded the Empress Nuwa is, she still wants to give you some face.

   Don't say it's safe, it's definitely better than the current situation.

   It can’t be that he, like King Zhou, was fascinated by a figure, and then came to write a crooked poem again?

   No way!

  ——

   Seven thousand five, asked for a monthly pass, sorted out the outline, that's all for today.

  (end of this chapter)