Deadly Corpse
v2 Chapter 1247: My dog brother
"Oh ~"
Xia Fuji spit out the tea, just spraying Wu Xiuxiu's face, Wu Xiuxiu looked at him with a grievance and did not dare to wipe it, but Xia Fujie looked at the groom officer in horror, not his tone Who are the dog brothers?
"Brother Yu! What's wrong with you ..."
Huang Lili pushed him wonderingly. The groom's voice was not very loud, she didn't hear what the other party was talking about.
"Haha ~ Your kid is so interesting ..."
Xia Buer suddenly laughed and patted the bridegroom's shoulder and said, "Wu Xiuxiu was the place where Lao Tzu fought in the past. Since you have the same taste as me, we are considered to be very destined. Today I will give you a marriage certificate Person, give you a warehouse as a gift! "
The bride rushed over in a stride and said excitedly: "Oh ~ Thank you, Mr. Director, for your reward, husband, you are not happy yet, thank you, this is what gives you great face!"
"I don't want to marry her. She's the old man's woman. His baby is in her stomach ..."
The groom's officer suddenly pointed at his father, and the guests in the courtyard all looked at him, only to see his father and the bride look pale instantly. The guests reacted immediately, and someone immediately couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing. Part of them looked at the groom's officer's mother.
Who knows, the mature woman said indifferently: "My body and mind have been dedicated to the master. Except for this piece of meat that fell from me, no one has anything to do with me, but my son must not marry this. Zhong Tian's shameless woman is his wife. Come! Give me a shot! "
"Yes!"
Several thugs immediately stepped forward to erect the bride and threw her out in the cry of the bride. The groom's father didn't even dare to put one on, but Weinuo's hand rubbing stood aside, but almost Everyone was despising him for being an old ash.
"Wu Xiuxiu ..."
The mature woman got up and walked in front of Wu Xiuxiu, and said, "You and my son are classmates. You also know the basics. Since my son likes you so much, you can open up a condition. As long as you are willing to marry my son, I will try to satisfy you ! "
"I already have a boyfriend ..."
Wu Xiuxiu immediately looked at Zhang Mingliang, but Zhang Mingliang got up and said, "You can't do this. You said that you don't want your classmates to make jokes and let me pretend to be your boyfriend to support the scene. I just agreed that you were a classmate. , I solemnly declare that I have nothing to do with you! "
"you……"
Wu Xiuxiu pointed at him in a desperate manner, but quickly stood up and said rudely, "Okay! The old classmate likes me to give me face, and my requirements are not high. This yard and the warehouses sent by Director Zhang all belong to me. Give me another hundred thousand catties, and I'll have a big fat son next year! "
"Okay! It's a word ..."
The mature woman actually agreed very quickly, and the guests were immediately upset. The large yard and the warehouse are worth a lot, let alone a hundred thousand pounds of food stamps. This is simply an astronomical figure for ordinary people. The scene Many girls regretted their intestines.
"Thank you ..."
I'm afraid Wu Xiuxiu didn't expect the other person to be so happy. She held the bridegroom official with a sigh of excitement, pulled him up and smiled, "Go! Come with me to change my clothes, and I will marry you as my wife-in-law. Later you will But it hurts everyone! Hee hee ~ "
"Go and change grandma's wedding dress ..."
The mature woman Yi waved her hands and accompanied Wu Xiuxiu to enter the house. It seemed that her status in the Daxian Temple was not low, but Xia Buer sneered: "One shot is 100,000 pounds. These cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are really easy to collect money. what!"
Huang Li also nodded: "No! The thousands of believers in the Daxian Temple all gave up their confession, and Ouyang Bai was not as easy as them to make money. If it were not ordered to restrict them, I am afraid they would be even more crazy!"
"Too many fools, scammers are not enough ..."
Xia Fuer got up and walked to the toilet. After urinating, he walked into the back room from the side. Just when he saw the groom sitting in the small hall to eat fruit, he immediately waved his hand and whispered, "Rhubar! Come here! "
"How do you know my name, do you know me ..."
The groom official tilted his head and came over wonderingly, exactly the same behavior as when Dahuang was in a daze. Xia Fuji hurriedly pulled him into the storage room and closed the door and laughed: "I am you ... Flower brother, big flower! I changed my body like you! "
"Wangwang ..."
Rhubarb immediately shouted in excitement and sniffed against his shoulder for a while. Although it still couldn't change the nature of the dog, the IQ was obviously much higher than before, at least it could be said to be complete, and it was easier to communicate.
"Where is my second brother? Where is my second brother ..."
Rhubarb squatted down excitedly and twirled around his leg. Xia Buer smiled at his head and said, "Your brother is very good in Shiniu County, and the younger four are also very good, but I ca n’t take it right now. You go, we are fighting the black corpse, it is safer for you to stay here! "
"I miss second brother, will you take me to see him ..."
Rhubarb lifted his head pitifully, and Xia Buer had to squat down and said, "Rhubar! Obedient, our mission this time is extraordinary. Now you have become an ordinary person and you ca n’t help if you go there. It's better to stay here and wait for our news, and pick you up when we win! "
"Are we going back to the home of the cemetery, my toys are all at home, and Sister Momo ..."
Rhubarb looked at him innocently, and Xia Buer's eyes became wet at once. Rhubarb followed him for many years. He had never settled down. He never thought of the cemetery as their home. There was only one person. A dog's place.
"Well! Let's go home to the cemetery and find Momo and your toys ..."
Xia Fuji hugged it with tears in his face. Rhubarb still rubbed his face gently with his head as before, and said, "Flower brother! I miss Liu Yue, if she will never appear, Can you get second brother to get her back? "
"Rhubarb! Some people just left briefly, and when we get old or die, we will meet again in another world, not enough for a lifetime and the next life ..."
Xia Fuji gently touched his head and laughed: "You stay here and wait for us, I will let Wu Xiuxiu take good care of you, but we must not tell her about her. She is different from Liu Yue You ca n’t really treat her as a daughter-in-law, okay? "
"I know! Gunners, gunners only sleep without talking, what do you tell me, I remember ..."
Rhubarb shook his head and smiled, Xia Buer made his face speechless, and a dog followed them, and the group of people had learned badly, especially when Dahua didn't talk to anyone, he loved to talk with the rhubarb and talked about it. Got it a bunch of broken things.
Xia Fuer patted his head and stood up, laughing: "Remember! From now on, you are a human being. Do n’t bark anymore. It ’s a rare opportunity to make you a personal person. You can enjoy it once. Come on! "
"I think you're the second brother. That's weird ..."
Rhubarb tilted his head and looked at him again, Xia Buer smiled, and bent down and whispered: "Stupid dog! Our identity cannot let outsiders know. Once we let outsiders know, it is dangerous. I will call the director when I see him later. do you know?"
"What does the Chief have to do with the virgin ..."
Rhubarb stood up and looked ignorant. Xia Fuji felt that he couldn't talk to it anymore. This stupid dog was full of hooligan thoughts, and someone was shouting at him just outside the door. Xia Fuji immediately opened the door and laughed: "Do it well Your groom officer, don't mess with the watchdog! "
"It seduce me, I can't help it ..."
Rhubarb gave a sigh of dissatisfaction, almost sprayed Xia Fuer with a smile, kicked him out and slipped away from the back door. By the time he returned to the table, the dishes had been served.
"Papapa ..."
There was a sudden applause in the courtyard, only to see Wu Xiuxiu wearing a big red cheongsam, walking out with the rhubarb cheerfully, as if happy to win the jackpot, and also said in a voice: "Please wait a minute, everyone , My mother will be here soon, I have sent someone to pick it up! "
Huang Li shook her head and smiled bitterly: "Well, if I could be as faceless and skinless as her, I would not have suffered so much for nothing!"
Who knew that Rhubarb suddenly changed his mood and waved and shouted, "Tonight is the day of my great joy. Everyone must stay drunk and not return. It is not my friend who stands and goes out. It is my brother who drinks and lies down. In the future, Let ’s fight together, drink fine wine together, all the pretty girls rush home! "
"..."
The courtyard suddenly became strangely quiet, all looking at Rhubarb in disbelief. Even Wu Xiuxiu couldn't believe how stupid he was. He suddenly spoke in such a clear and orderly manner, and even carried a wave of overlord spirit between his waves.
"What? Are you really a fool ..."
Rhubarb actually squinted and sneered again, "I'm just idle and nothing to tease you, just fill me all the wine glasses. I ca n’t greet you if you do n’t eat well tonight, but if you do n’t drink well, you have no wine gall. Now, wife! Take the lead to respect everyone and show them how much our Xia family drinks! "
"Ahhh ~ okay ..."
Wu Xiuxiu ran down and raised the wine glass. The guests in the audience were upset again. Even the Xia family who Rhubarb said didn't pay attention, all of them were shocked. But Xia Fuji almost broke his belly with a smile. He is learning to speak.
Rhubarb's cheap mother suddenly fell to her knees ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ Excited Yangtian shouted: "Thank the mysterious goddess for blessing and restore my child to normal, our family must serve the immortal from generation to generation, praising Your great grace! "
"Thanks for the goddess blessing ..."
A large group of people hurried to kneel and lie on the ground, each banging their heads, but this time not everyone was on their knees. A small half of them all looked at Xia Fuer, and he was disgusted when he saw him. Frowning, they all skimmed.
"Master! Something went wrong ..."
A maid suddenly ran in from the door and whispered something to the mature woman. The mature woman's face changed suddenly and she looked at Wu Xiuxiu and said, "Did your mother go to Xianmiao to recruit Daxian, someone said she was Undressed on the street, looking for someone to dance around! "
"what?"
Wu Xiuxiu's face suddenly turned white, and his legs almost collapsed to the ground, but Xia Buer sneered: "Sister! It seems that Huang Daxian has not listened to all of your orders, otherwise how could the flood washed the Dragon King Temple? Well, I think you have to be careful! "@B