Chapter 301 Barely passed the level (monthly ticket 2,200 plus more!)

"I don't have any of these, and why do you need to use baldness, belly, thick-rimmed glasses, or plaid shirts to exorcise evil spirits? Although I don't know what is wrong with people who have these conditions, but these, as The important condition for exorcising evil spirits is really too much!" Yingzhu has a thousand words in his heart, but at the moment he feels that the atmosphere must be respected first.

  The bald man in the next image began to teach his exorcism skills.

  Skills such as bobo dancing, tongue flicking, idiot laughing, 365-degree rotation without dead ends picking boogers, saliva touching, dirty eyes and so on, wasted ten minutes of Ying Zhu's time.

  The screen of the mobile phone has flickered light again and again.

  The female ghost named Tomoko Asuka is constantly sending him messages.

  It was clearly a call for help, but the topic suddenly changed and turned into relationship counseling, or even... teasing.

  Photos enough to be used as the cover of the license plate appeared in the dialog box, waiting for Yingzhu to open it up.

   "Is this still a womanizer?" Yingzhu felt that he was familiar with this routine.

  Lonely ghosts in reality, regardless of whether they are male or female, are very 'sexy'.

   This is not determined by their personalities, but by attributes.

  Lonely ghosts are not like ghost messengers. They belong to the government establishment, and they are only blessed with land. They can 'extradite' monks and belong to Tiannian and get a lot of cultivation in return.

  So lonely ghosts will try their best to absorb yang energy and cultivation base through some special methods.

   "No! If you are just greedy for my 'beauty', why don't you come directly, but make such a long foreshadowing?"

"Could it be...the ghosts in this world have to meet some conditions before killing people? For example, this female ghost named Tomoko Asuka will start a more direct 'dialogue' with me only after I get the phone. Before that, some pre-set conditions must be fulfilled first?" As a ghost-expanding body, Yingzhu has dealt with ghosts quite often.

  But such a weird demand for 'killing' has never been seen before.

"According to the concept of equivalent exchange, if this female ghost wants to kill me, it needs to meet various conditions, that is to say... once it is allowed to kill me, it must be difficult to decipher, or even unsolvable!" Yingzhu started to quickly The more you analyze, the more shocked you will be.

In the entire high-tech weird world at this time, eighty to ninety percent of the monks have obtained the "heart-to-heart bond" cast by Ke Xiaoliang. As long as their own thoughts reach a certain level, Ke Xiaoliang will guide them and judge a similarity. conclusion.

  Ke Xiaoliang introduced these monks into this world, although it was also to harvest magic points.

   But it's not just for magic value.

   It will not really sit back and watch the mass death of monks, let this high-tech weird world become a playground for a few monks, and a cemetery for a large number of monks.

  Therefore, it is necessary to properly set the part of the world that leads them out.

   "Can't let her meet the conditions."

"And my problem now is... I can't judge whether to reply to the message is the right direction, or not to reply to the message is the right direction, and if it is to reply to the message, what kind of message should be replied to avoid being cursed kill."

   "This kind of choice is much more difficult than the previous three choices. It is enough to show that I have unlocked a more advanced behavior pattern for this female ghost." Yingzhu analyzed for a while, and then suddenly changed his expression.

   Pick up the phone and open the door.

  It was pitch black outside the door, so dark that you couldn't see your fingers.

  The bright flashlight shone around, and only then could I barely see clearly that I was in the corridor of a tall building.

  Different from most closed elevator high-rise buildings, this is a high-rise building with open corridors. Yingzhu is not sure which floor he is on.

   I only know that the wind is very strong, the howling wind passes through the corridor, and a thin gray-black mist surges.

   At the end of the corridor not far away, it looks like a giant beast crawling and devouring people.

  Fumbling to the door next door, Yingzhu began to knock on the door vigorously.

  In the room...the piercing screams of the actresses came from the player, and suddenly seemed to stop for a moment.

   Then he screamed even louder.

   "I'm your neighbor next door, please open the door?" Ying Zhu made her voice as gentle as possible.

At this moment, he didn't realize at all that it was a strange and strange thing for a young and strong man to stand at another man's door and frantically knock on the door in half-length pajamas and a pair of semi-mechanical shorts in the middle of the night. .

  "No! I'm not at home! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

  Yingzhu found that the messages on the phone screen were beating faster and faster.

   Almost once every second.

  At the same time, a sense of suffocation came up.

   It seemed that some invisible force was pinching his heart.

  Yingzhu hastily bit her finger again, and then pulled open the front of her chest.

   "Lingbao Tianzun, comfort the body. The soul of the disciple, the five internal organs are mysterious. The green dragon and the white tiger, the confrontation is different. Suzaku Xuanwu, I am the guard." Reciting the mantra, Ying Zhu quickly drew a talisman against evil on the heart.

  The oppressive feeling in the heart eased, but that terrible feeling never dissipated.

  Picking up the phone, the last message Ying Zhu saw was: "You said you would save me, but you didn't keep your promise."

  Yingzhu knew that he could not delay any longer, so he replied: "I am willing to keep my promise, but how can I save you?"

  The light flickered, and Tomoko Asuka replied: "Give me a full body photo of you! I want you to take it now!"

  Yingzhu instantly recalled that among the three choices before, he chose the third one.

   Cooperate with the weird, post a circle of friends.

   "Understood! The important condition for her to kill me is to take a photo with me. It is best to post it on Moments. It may even flow to more places and kill more people through this co-shoot."

   "But because I have already picked up the phone, if I don't meet her conditions, she can kill me after reaching some other opportunity."

   "Unless...possible, the photos I took cannot satisfy her. This is the purpose of teaching in that card."

  Thinking of this, Yingzhu gritted his teeth, picked up his phone, and snapped two pictures of himself with very obscene expressions.

  Then quickly opened the P-picture software, ignoring the fuzzy ghost that was getting closer and moving behind the photo.

   Then turned himself into a Twisted Dryad.

  At this time, Yingzhu is very grateful for the long-term "life" in the wasteland world, so that he is not unfamiliar with these technological products.

   Click! send!

  In the circle of friends, two photos of the twisted dryad and the fuzzy ghost appeared.

  In the photo, the fuzzy ghost image moved more and more clearly at first.

  But after a while, it gradually went away, farther and farther away.

   until it disappears.

  Yingzhu stared at the pictures on Moments, until she was sure that the female ghost seemed to have really left and no longer entangled, then she breathed a long sigh of relief.

   However, he breathed a sigh of relief too soon.

  A rotting corpse smell came from the top of the head.

   Then tick tock...tick tock...!

   Cold water... dripped on his forehead.

   Woke up too early in the morning, accidentally took a nap for a while, and the update is late, everyone forgive me!

   There is one more update, please wait a moment!

  

  

  (end of this chapter)