Diablo Destruction
v1 Chapter 1110: It's just... discussing private things t
A new area equivalent to one-third of the camp’s area, it is unrealistic to want to walk through it in a short period of time. I can only walk around a few places roughly. As I was thinking about going back home, I don’t know where Akara is. When you are in a hurry, you meet Sister Carina in front.
If Linya and Lena are the general managers of the construction of the new district, then the position of Sister Kalina is undoubtedly positioned as the director. Without her strength, Linya and Lena may not be able to call These reckless adventurers.
Seeing our group walked by with mighty power, Sister Carina quickly hid her whip behind her...um? Leather whip?
Is it my dazzle? That must be the case, and no matter how, Sister Carina is not the kind of devil supervisor who wields and squeezes the coolie with a leather whip.
"Yo, Linya, Lena, and Wu Wu, what's wrong today, do you take the elves to visit the construction site?"
Carina, who has the style of a royal sister, waved her hand here, one-handed support, a corner of her mouth, showing a faint enchanting beautiful smile, let Beiya little **** the side, seeing the eyes all the time, and then a small star appeared .
Master, this is the style of an adult. There is no need to deliberately pretend to exude a mature atmosphere in every move.
Seeing Beja instantly fascinated, Tia and I could not help hiding behind our stomachs and laughing.
"Huh? Do you have any comments?"
Bey eyes grew behind his head, Beya raised her eyebrows, turned fiercely and glared at us.
"No... no, no, I just think Beja, you really want to grow up at all times." I restrained my smile and said seriously.
"Then... how about that? Isn't it funny, at least ambitious than you who are not grown up."
"..."
Ah, I'm over thirty years old and I'm despised to grow up.
"Also, don't talk to me, I've decided that I don't want to talk to you today"
"..."
Are you only going to be angry for a day? The decision was too childish to make people cry.
"Cough, okay, since you said so..." I turned my head and bit her ear with Tia.
"Tia, do you know? Sister Lina's mature secret."
Tia shook his head shoutingly, his eyes flashing, revealing a eagerness to know.
Then, afterglow in the corner of my eye noticed, Beya walking in front, the pointed cute elf ears, shuddered, involuntarily stood up.
"I also discovered this secret occasionally. Don't tell it. Sister Lina, she turns her body upside down every day and persists for more than an hour."
"Why do you do it?" Tia blinked, her clear eyes filled with curiosity and eagerness to try.
I said... don't even believe that you are a partner
"Cough, this is the trick."
I coughed a few times, and the afterglow of the corner of my eyes flicked past Beja in front again, then pointed to my brain.
"You think about it, why are people's legs the most powerful? It's not because it grows underneath. Most of the blood and nutrients are flowing underneath, so if you stand upside down, let the blood and nutrients flow back into the head. Department, can it accelerate the development of the brain? In this way, the thought will naturally be more mature."
"It turns out there is such a thing. It really makes sense to hear such words. Fanfan is really powerful and knows so much."
Tia showed his admiring eyes, looking around, and wished he could find a suitable place now and turn himself upside down.
"..."
I said Tia, if you show such a pure and trusting look, I will feel guilty in my heart.
"But what a pity." After thinking about it, I added one more sentence.
"It is said that this practice will only be effective if you start practicing before [before you are twenty], and it will be useless after it passes."
"Huh... Huh? This way..."
The eager Tia was suddenly hit and listless.
Then, I saw Beja who was walking in front. Because of my last sentence, there was a beautiful buttocks with a girl's green curve, and it seemed that there was a tail standing proudly.
Very good, it is estimated that the results will be seen tomorrow, I give my thumbs up, Wu Fan, you are beyond the existence of Grandpa Zhao.
"What are you talking about, leaving your baby wife and sister in front of you, not like your style, Xiao Wu."
At this time, Sister Carina, who ended the conversation in front of her, suddenly put her hands on her back and smiled to come up to us, a curious look, recalling the scene where she just saw her hide her whip behind her, I was in a hurry Shake your head like a rattle.
"No...nothing, Tia and I are discussing some personal issues."
"Oh, what's the personal problem? Sister, I might give some advice, after all, I live a few years longer than you."
Carina didn't know whether she was bored or not, but she broke the casserole and asked.
No, no, Sister Carina, you are too humble, not a few years longer than us, but a few decades
In my heart, I’m not so open-mouthed as Fanny. What I can say and what I say will turn into an ice sculpture, I still know very well.
So, how do you deal with Sister Carina now? Anything you flicker about would certainly not be able to hide her. The most hateful thing is that the cheerfulness of Ydia’s girl is difficult to connect her with private affairs. How can you find such a big pit and jump down casually?
"That...cough cough, just... is to discuss private matters that girls often come to."
I was in a hurry, and I didn't think about it, so I moved towards the simplest answer, and at the same time, FLAG, which is also towards death.
The atmosphere suddenly stiffened.
Then Linya and Lena turned their heads and looked at me with a smile that made me frightened. Beja also glared with a blushing face and couldn't see it. This girl has also reached this year...No, now it's not When opening a small guess, bastard
Tia, save me, help me clarify quickly, and tell them that I was just joking and revitalizing the atmosphere, although it may still be despised
With life and death at stake, I displayed terrible wisdom and instantly found the only savior that could untie the knot and cast my eyes for help.
Arms hung down, ten fingers entangled with each other, it happened to be, if there was no one in the important position of the girl, Tia flushed, facing my help-seeking eyes, shyly left Head to go.
Ao Ao Ao Ao Ao
Tia, friends, even if it wasn’t intentional, you can’t frame me like this.
"Can... can you explain me a few words?"
Withdrawing my gaze, I faced the fist in front of my eyes, and the elder sister Karina radiated cold, and I burst into tears.
"It's useless to ask, Xiao Wu, remember later, asking such questions to the girl, but the worst disturbance"
With a click, the sound of tragic bones that seemed to be broken sounded through the sky.
"Fan...Fanfan, are you okay."
Tia looked like a weeping man, shoving and lying on the ground, his body silent.
"Mean... barely survive."
It took a long time for a faint voice from the face buried in the dirt.
"It's all right, woo, sorry, Fanfan, blame me bad"
Tia wiped the corner of her eyes excitedly, with a kind and beautiful light flashing on Qiao's face.
Admittedly, when I heard it, Tia meant that I was blaming me badly. If I explained it to you earlier, this would not happen.
But in the eyes of other people, Tia with such a kind and warm light like the Virgin, the meaning of this sentence became: all blame me bad, if you can deny it at that time, you will not be released. Such a thing happened.
What a pure and kind girl, even if she is disturbed, she is still thinking about each other.
Everyone wiped the moving tears and looked at Tia with tender eyes, and then slowly shifted to the disturbed prisoner. In just a second or two, the tender eyes turned into halogas hail, cold and It hurts.
"Unable to see, Brother Wu actually understands the girl's affairs so much."
Lin Ya's kind voice sounded, but in this kind of kindness, with a chilling anger.
"Unexpectedly, my brother still has a hobby."
Lena is as quiet as ever, but in this tranquility, it contains the oppressive wind and rain.
Finished... finished
I can already imagine the situation where they were tortured by the eyes of Verras after they went back, and then they had to go and explain with Lena, and finally find a way to calm down the "Elder Alliance, where the elders of the League of Unions openly disturbed the Hradic "Tia Princess" rumor.
OTZ
At this time, a sudden sound broke out for me and attracted everyone's attention.
"Lina, Lina, I'm here, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Howling like the Taishan of apes, wearing animal skin...oh no, it's an orangutan with human skin...that's not right, orangutan with orangutan skin, yes, it's our orangutan knight Gaut.
"Is it a guest? Welcome everyone from afar."
After seeing Lehman and his group of elves, Gott appeared in front of everyone, and suddenly a serious face like that of a director appeared, and the face of Chinese characters exuding majestic momentum revealed a profound smile.
Even me, at the first glance, was deceived by the orangutan's hypocrisy, not to mention the elder Lehman. They were all stunned. It is estimated that when thinking about it, when the alliance will have one more Outstanding big figures came out.
Just as Karina wiped her wet eyes with reassurance, she secretly prayed that her husband would keep it like this and give everyone a good impression-even if the impression is fragile, it can only last for a few days.
But after saying hello, in a blink of an eye, Gott was exposed, dancing like an orangutan, turning to Karina, her wife, and then proudly took out a big lump from behind.
"Look, my statue"
After an earthquake, a huge, lifelike stone sculpture was smashed to the ground by Gault.
We were dumbfounded at this stone sculpture that seemed to have been carved in equal size. Counting the platform below, it was more than three meters high, which was not a small project.
What makes us speechless most is the content of the statue.
First of all, it can be confirmed at a glance that the statue is engraved with three people, and the three people are back to back, looking at all directions at an equal angle of 120 degrees.
The first person was dressed as a desert mercenary, one foot on the ground, the other lifted up, fell on a reef, a palm traversed the eyebrows to make an look, the chin lifted slightly, as if watching the sky on the seashore .
The strangest thing is that the other hand is not akimbo, nor is it hanging, but weirdly stretched into the waist clothes, posing a posture to pull down the trousers, I must have thought too much, maybe this Action has other profound meanings, such as grenade or something.
Turning the second person, a tall and sturdy barbarian, with naked upper body, muscle u as strong as iron, people have to admire the skill of the sculptor.
The barbarian's posture is also very strange. First of all, the two legs put a golden rooster independent posture, the chin is high, the mouth is wide, the tendons around the throat are erect, and the blood veins are spurting. The illusion of roar will be heard in a moment, the timid person will see at first glance, fearing that they will panic and block their ears.
Ah, Beja blocked her ears, she blocked her ears in a panic, then released her hands flushed, and looked around with guilty conscience.
The little girl was the little girl, and I shook my head secretly, and continued to focus my eyes on the barbarian statue.
So far, all movements are in line with the image of the barbarian except that the golden rooster's independent posture is a bit strange, but his eyes fell on his arm, and immediately a strange roaring statue of a majestic barbarian became strange.
I saw the barbarian statue, the two muscles with strong arms, like twisting noodles, making a difficult posture. Anyway, in my opinion, in my words, it is like... uh, while the golden rooster is independent, doing the same A barbarian shouting while doing weird yoga moves.
Obviously it is a complete and natural barbarian statue, but it makes people think that it is made up of three completely unmatched parts. It is probably this weird feeling, even if it is a Picasso painting. This level of abstraction cannot be achieved.
The last statue...I honestly don't want to say much.
It is easy to see that the statue with a smirk soaring in his face is the Gorilla himself.
Let me see, first of all, the pose of Dapeng spreading his wings, his toes off the ground, one knee slightly curved, his upper body leaned forward, so that the viewer can think of the statue jumping up and down in the running, and finally... Uh, Well, it's naked.
"Oh ha ha ha ha, Lina, how about it? My painstaking masterpiece these days, I will put it on the square and take the first step of our sheep mule squad conquering the mainland... feed Wu Xiaozi, don’t Move your feet on my baby statue bastard"
Seeing me squat at the foot of the statue, Gault painted something on the support platform below, immediately fluttering his hands with anger, and pulled my collar from behind to pull it away.
It's a pity that it's too late. The prominent place under the statue's feet has been engraved with some characters:
Animal Troops-The Fool Three
"No, you bastard"
Gault hugged his head in both hands and looked up at the sky, making a terrible howl.
"No... it doesn't matter... it doesn't matter... it doesn't matter... just a little... a little chisel... gently... a little chisel..."
Gault shivered all over, even his voice trembling, holding the hammer and chisel in both hands, reaching towards the place where the lettering was written, and it seemed that he was going to knock those out.
"Slap--"
The chisel in his hand hadn't touched the statue. Suddenly, Gott heard a weird whip coming from above his head, and then clicked, as if... it seemed that something hard and brittle broke Almost.
"Slap"
Just for a second, the hard object that fell from the sky directly hit the lower back of his head, and then fell to the ground. It seemed to tell a deep helplessness, rolling for several circles before stopping. .
"Damn, what is it..."
Gaut was not smashed lightly, touching the back of his aching head, while staring fiercely at the head of the ground.
Then he was stunned.
The person who smashed his head out of a big bag turned out to be a human head, a lifelike stone head, and then a closer look, the familiar face, the familiar smile, is it not himself?
"No...no, Lina Lina, my head... my head fell off"
Gott screamed loudly, hugged his stone-carved human head in his arms, and was helpless and turned around in circles.
"Lina Lina, what to do, what to do, my head, my head..."
He thought of his wife and ran quickly, keeping the anxious posture of the spot, and handing the head of his hands to Karina.
"Can only make up for it."
Carina smiled gently and put away the whip in her hand, gazing at her husband with doting.
"It makes sense, I can only make up for it." Gott, who was distraught, seemed to grab a life-saving straw at this time, and the chicken nodded like a peck of rice.
"Come on, give me the head."
"Very well, squat down and lower your head."
Karina guided Gott step by step in a gentle tone, then smiled, holding the head in both hands, raised high and smashed
With a slap, it hit the head of Gotte accurately and became shattered.
He touched the pieces that had slipped from his face, put them in his palms, and looked at them blankly. Then, Gaut raised his head in tears.
"Li... Lina, what are you doing?"
"Oh, didn't you help you back up? You see, it's already backed up."
Karina still smiled, and the smile made us creepy, Beja was trembling, and her mouth seemed to murmur trembling words like "Mature is terrible, mature is terrible", hoping not to stay in her young heart It’s good to play n shadow.
"Huh, is it?"
Gott touched his face and suddenly seemed to have discovered the New World.
"Great, my head is finally back. Thank you, Lina, I am worthy of my best wife."
Gott held Karina's hands and rocked gratefully, after a few seconds.
Suddenly, as if he had taken the time, all his movements came to a halt, and he stayed there for a few seconds. Suddenly, he held his head in his hands and looked up at the sky.
"No, although my head fell off, but my head did not fall down. It was another one of my heads, not my current head. I would replace my head with another one, just wait. I have two heads now, and I don’t know what I’m talking about.
"Come here, listen to my password, two, three, pull it down, drag it to the nearby river to go to the ground and deal with it. Remember to go through it thoroughly, and you can't see the slightest trace of man-made marks."
On the other side, I commanded the soldiers, pulled down the statue with a missing head with a rope, and then let them drag away.
"What, why not chip here and drag it to the river? Isn't that obvious? If you chip here, it will turn the nearby land into a piece of dirt."
"Don't be a good advocate of dragging my brainchild as rubbish, bastard. Don't talk like the statue of the three of us is a cursed statue bastard."
Gott wailed and flew up, but I was framed.
"Give up, you've already broken your head." I patted Got's shoulder, shook my head, wiped a tear, and looked sad and merciful.
"Although I also feel very sorry, I have tried my best and there is no way to save it."
"Do not"
Gault stretched his arms hard, grabbed the stone sculpture that was being dragged away, and burst into tears.
It's just like being in a public hall, forcibly dismantled, and still reaching out, hoping to grab each other's lovers, so that the hearers are sad, and the tears.
"It's ok."
Gott suddenly stood up, wiped his nose, and walked out of love break in just one second.
"There are more than ten days before God's birthday, and I can still make one more time and make a bigger one."
Mumbling like this~lightnovelpub.net~ He suddenly ran out of his legs and ran away. After pulling away for a while, he turned back and his **** was patting us provocatively.
"A group of stupid guys, no one in this world can stop my ambitions, ha ha ha ha ha ha"
With a series of arrogant laughter, before Karina's magic took shape, Gott's figure had turned into a black spot and disappeared.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but my family's Gault has caused everyone more trouble." Karina turned her head and desperately bowed and apologized to Linja Lena and Elder Lehman.
"Hehehe, it doesn't matter, we elves also have a lot of such masters who are extremely fanatical and weird with art."
Elder Lehman froze for a moment, then smiled in a strange way.
No, no, Elder Lehman, you definitely misunderstood. The gorilla was not extremely fanatical about art, just a simple fool.
Although I was thinking this way, no one explained it-just let Lehman misunderstand and save the league a bit of morality.